Posted by Ben @ October 17th, 2008 1:27 pm. Filed under: —
But, Sir… is the brainchild of two remarkably British British people.
Andrew Taylor is one of literally thousands of Andrew Taylors that can be found worldwide (please contact your local Andrew Taylor for information about opening your own franchise). This particular Andrew is one of several located in the city of Leeds, England, where he presumably does… something. He is perhaps the more educated of the pair – he has a Master of Physics degree, which unfortunately does not embue him with any special powers, and is also currently pursuing a PhD in 2D and 3D image analysis, which means he’ll soon be able to tell the difference between something that’s flat and something that isn’t. He also has a blog and a Twitter feed, which is nice.
By comparison, Ben Paddon’s educational career isn’t much to look at. He went to High School and College. Which is good. But, on the flip side, he went to High School and College in Luton, England. Which is… less good. He’s now living in Los Angeles, California, where he lives on a diet of American lemonade, chicken pot pies, and vastly inferior chocolate. When he’s not revelling in his intellectual inferiority to most of the human race, he’s trying very hard to make a career as a Writer, or an Actor, or Both. He’s also the co-creator and Head Writer of Scifi-Comedy webcomic Jump Leads (Andrew is also part of the writing team for the comic). He posts on his blog occasionally, and posts on his Twitter feed far too frequently.
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So who the hell do you think you are posting:
‘Lawrence Cavill doesn’t apparently know anything about anything, including how to spell ‘Gordon’. That is why his petition makes no sense at all.’
Because I can’t spell Gordon correct means I don’t know anything about anything you think?…….Well you clearly are not all there are you. It means I don’t know how to spell Gordon. I know a lot about building a very successful business and making lots of money from it. So well done, you are the retard methinks.
Perhaps you can post up on your site:
‘Ben Paddon is a fucking retard who needs to get a girlfriend and stop posting rubbish about other people.’
That would be way more fitting.
Now go fuck yourself.
Many thanks
Lawrence
I didn’t say you didn’t know anything about anything, I simply said that you didn’t apparently know anything about anything. I saw no evidence in your petition that you knew anything about anything. Since then I have cooled off and am prepared to admit that you know:
1. How to form approximations of English sentences
2. Five sixths of one of the former Prime Minister’s names
For academic interest only, here is my list of things you evidently do not know:
1. How to write a sensible petition
2. How to spell ‘Gordon’
3. How to read English sentences
4. How to punctuate
5. That every dunderheaded wally who gets fired from The Apprentice in week three for massively cocking up a phenomenally straightforward task “knows how to build a successful business and make lots of money from it”
6. The concept of adverbs
7. Whether or not Ben has a girlfriend
8. The difference between me and Ben
The second list, I notice, is longer. In fact you appear to be ignorant of 80% of all relevant things. The list of things you do not apparently know is infinite and includes “the names of Santa’s reindeer”, “all numbers above six” and “how to dress for a night out”.
I hope this has helped.
You really are a sad person, posting up about people you know NOTHING about!
I spelt Gordon wrong and now you know all the above about me. What are you mystic fucking meg?
Yes, you can edit your site here how you want and say what you want, but I have to let you know that you know nothing about me, even though you claim to.
I’m a believer in Karma and am sure all this abuse to people you know nothing about will come back and bite you on your ass.
You should maybe think about putting your fantastic writing skills into something positive. Sad little man.
[...] around this time, he posted these comments which let us track down his petition: leave Downing Street. by Lawrence Cavill [...]
If you understood humor you would have understood that I was taking the piss with my petition
Yes, that’ll solve all our problems. I love it when racist, xenophobic pricks like M B McIntyre try to come up with fancy, almost-logical reasons to keep immigrants out. It’s like when Proposition 8 was up for the vote in California. All of the pro-Prop8 people were saying, “Oh, don’t worry. It’s only going to make gay marriage illegal from the day it’s brought in. We won’t touch the people who are already married, honest!” – and then once Prop 8 was unfortunately passed they started filing proceedings to have all of the gay married couples legally divorced.
Fuckers.
A foul mouthed ignorant cunt sums you up you idiot _ You presume to disclaim my petition on the grounds of racism you low life arse – I have friends on multicultural background that happen to agree with my comments above – Commonwealth countries clearly have the rigt to come to the UK ! I was referring to the third world non skilled uneducated masses that can’t contribute anything to the UK – Except a constant drain on our already overloaded resources ! So shut you miserable mouth and stick your head back up your fucking ignorant arse – Your loathesome piece of shit !
Ah yes, the old “I’m definitely not racist because some of my best friends are ethnic!” defense. Which is hilarious. You are hilarious. You’re like a walking parody of racism. At least, I presume you can walk.
Ironic isn’t it that such a naive and clearly ignorant prick such as yourself, barely educated to second form level presumes to preach racism ! You are the lowest of the low and have no conception of what you and millions like you have allowed to occur in the UK ! Crying racist at the slightest hint of objection to immigration – Safeguard the immigrants and indigenous people first before allowing a huge influx as in the last 20 years ( about your age I assume ) You are the bastard son of a poxridden whore go and fuck your mother you waste of oxygen !
very well educated reckons:
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lol, they know a little bit which leads them to believe that they know it all!
GET A LIFE LADS!
xx
August 4, 2010 at 2:47 pm