Posted by Ben @ October 17th, 2008 1:27 pm. Filed under: —
But, Sir… is the brainchild of two remarkably British British people.
Andrew Taylor is one of literally thousands of Andrew Taylors that can be found worldwide (please contact your local Andrew Taylor for information about opening your own franchise). This particular Andrew is one of several located in the city of Leeds, England, where he presumably does… something. He is perhaps the more educated of the pair – he has a Master of Physics degree, which unfortunately does not embue him with any special powers, and is also currently pursuing a PhD in 2D and 3D image analysis, which means he’ll soon be able to tell the difference between something that’s flat and something that isn’t. He also has a blog and a Twitter feed, which is nice.
By comparison, Ben Paddon’s educational career isn’t much to look at. He went to High School and College. Which is good. But, on the flip side, he went to High School and College in Luton, England. Which is… less good. He’s now living in Los Angeles, California, where he lives on a diet of American lemonade, chicken pot pies, and vastly inferior chocolate. When he’s not revelling in his intellectual inferiority to most of the human race, he’s trying very hard to make a career as a Writer, or an Actor, or Both. He’s also the co-creator and Head Writer of Scifi-Comedy webcomic Jump Leads (Andrew is also part of the writing team for the comic). He posts on his blog occasionally, and posts on his Twitter feed far too frequently.
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So who the hell do you think you are posting:
‘Lawrence Cavill doesn’t apparently know anything about anything, including how to spell ‘Gordon’. That is why his petition makes no sense at all.’
Because I can’t spell Gordon correct means I don’t know anything about anything you think?…….Well you clearly are not all there are you. It means I don’t know how to spell Gordon. I know a lot about building a very successful business and making lots of money from it. So well done, you are the retard methinks.
Perhaps you can post up on your site:
‘Ben Paddon is a fucking retard who needs to get a girlfriend and stop posting rubbish about other people.’
That would be way more fitting.
Now go fuck yourself.
Many thanks
Lawrence
I didn’t say you didn’t know anything about anything, I simply said that you didn’t apparently know anything about anything. I saw no evidence in your petition that you knew anything about anything. Since then I have cooled off and am prepared to admit that you know:
1. How to form approximations of English sentences
2. Five sixths of one of the former Prime Minister’s names
For academic interest only, here is my list of things you evidently do not know:
1. How to write a sensible petition
2. How to spell ‘Gordon’
3. How to read English sentences
4. How to punctuate
5. That every dunderheaded wally who gets fired from The Apprentice in week three for massively cocking up a phenomenally straightforward task “knows how to build a successful business and make lots of money from it”
6. The concept of adverbs
7. Whether or not Ben has a girlfriend
8. The difference between me and Ben
The second list, I notice, is longer. In fact you appear to be ignorant of 80% of all relevant things. The list of things you do not apparently know is infinite and includes “the names of Santa’s reindeer”, “all numbers above six” and “how to dress for a night out”.
I hope this has helped.
You really are a sad person, posting up about people you know NOTHING about!
I spelt Gordon wrong and now you know all the above about me. What are you mystic fucking meg?
Yes, you can edit your site here how you want and say what you want, but I have to let you know that you know nothing about me, even though you claim to.
I’m a believer in Karma and am sure all this abuse to people you know nothing about will come back and bite you on your ass.
You should maybe think about putting your fantastic writing skills into something positive. Sad little man.
[...] around this time, he posted these comments which let us track down his petition: leave Downing Street. by Lawrence Cavill [...]
very well educated reckons:
ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ……..
lol, they know a little bit which leads them to believe that they know it all!
GET A LIFE LADS!
xx
August 4, 2010 at 2:47 pm