And Now: People Complain About Nothing

Posted by Ben @ December 18th, 2009 8:06 am. Filed under: Abolish This!,Clearly You've Thought This Through,Featuring A Special Celebrity Guest!,Nanny Knows Best,This Is The Worst Kind Of Discrimination! The Kind Against Me!,Unintentional Irony,Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children?,You Know - We Haven't Banned Anything Lately. — Tags: Alan Davies, Ben B, Keith Harris, robert woods, Ted Charlton —

Ban online petitions.

by robert woods

Onlline petitions are a sign of the lapse of interest and general lethargy inherent in the british public. If you want to complain about something, get off your arse and do it properly.

Define “properly”. Also: Irony!

stop the introduction of smart meters and replace with leaflet saying the more electric and gas you use the more expensive it costs.

by Ted Charlton

…and to help you keep track of how much you’re spending, you can use a Smart Meter.

Stop discriminating against 18 year olds.

by Alan Davies

Just because some people don’t look over 25 they cannot buy alcohol or cigarettes. The legal age for purchase of both these products is 18. Please legislate to stop this discrimination and nannying.

Age verification is not discrimination. But then, what do you know? You keep getting the Obvious Alarm on QI.

Abolish Daylight savings time and put the clock forward by one hour per year for 3 years.

by Ben B

By abolishing daylight savings time in the following way. Next summer time (2010)clocks go forward by one hour, repeat for another two years and never move the clock back. This will eventually lead to long summer days rdeucing the cost of lighting which will be positive for the environment. This will also reduce traffic collisions

I like the part where you suggest we abolish Daylight Savings, but everything else is just bollocks.

Abolish Bank Holdiay Trading.

by Keith Harris

In a time of breakdown of family life, the government needs to look at stopping Bank Holiday trading. This year, more and more retailers are open longer hours over Christmas, using the excuse that December 26th is on a Saturday and trading normal hours. They are also treating December 28th and New Years day as normal trading days rather than open reduced hours. All these days, and other Bank Holidays should become trading free to allow more family time,which has all but been eroded by greedy high street retailers.

Yes, because being able to pop down to Wilkinsons and buy yourself a Snuggie is causing the very fabric of society to tear at the seems.

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