What’s the difference between Gordon Brown and a dead baby?

Posted by Andrew @ February 24th, 2010 10:44 pm. Filed under: It Says So In The Daily Mail,Rejected Petitions,spelin an grammer — Tags: Michael O'Neil, Ollie hart —

let a child in to government.

by ollie hart (rejected)

we should do this as a child has more sense than gordon brown

give me a break.

by Michael O’Neil (rejected)

I WANT the ELECTED BRITISH Goverment who now reside now in Power. Who are servants of the people not the people who are servants to the goverment. Give to me a resettlement grant to leave this country to set up home elsewhere outside of the British Isles. As this Elected Goverment pays non-british persons who have not contributed to our society in any way, giving out benefits and other handout’s to persons only wanting to benefit from this institution. Also this goverment are going to pay insurgents in Afganistan not to shoot? The monies it pays to foreign persons to leave the British shores as a thank you resettlement grant is way beyound the pale. Therefore the Britsh Goverment owe it to me; MICHAL O’NEIL. The choice to become non-british and therefore have to pay me a resettlement grant to reside in another country of my choosing.

Bonus points for mis-spelling your own name.

Start a Human Culling Programme.

by Michael O’Neil (rejected)

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You may wonder why I’d include this in what is obviously a post of ‘ah, the government is generally crap’ petitions, but it was rejected because “it contained the names of individual officials of public bodies” so really it was less a sound environmental proposal than it was a hit.

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Too Cool For School

Posted by Ben @ December 4th, 2009 2:32 am. Filed under: I'm Keeping The Whole Class Back,Young, Dumb, And Online,spelin an grammer — Tags: Ollie hart —

Welcome to S-cool (School + cool) Speak with me, your host, Blawesome (Bloody + awesome) Ben. Our first letter comes from little Ollie Hart, aged 11. (Well, presumably. He’s in Year 8 so he could be 12.)

insist that Edd Balls the minister for education should scrap the new science level scheme for year 8 pupils.

by Ollie hart

that the new science level scheme for year 8 pupils should be scraped as it is rubish complecated and stupid

Presumably Ollie also feel the same way about English classes.

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