Reject Rednesday: On time, under budget, but calling in sick just to game the system

Posted by Ben @ April 21st, 2010 2:12 am. Filed under: Hanging's Too Good For 'Em!,I AM TALKING!,I'm Keeping The Whole Class Back,Presumably The Prime Minister Is Not Too Busy,Reject Rednesday,Rejected Petitions,The Nasty Television Upset Me!,Thinking Things Through Is Just Not British,What A Load Of Bankers — Tags: Aleksands Halamins, Keith Jones, Mrs Theresa Thomas —

Have a petition. Hey, I’m feeling generous – have three.

Make most state school teachers self-employed.

by Aleksands Halamins (rejected)

I am sick and tired of teachers using “sick pay” advantages not to come and teach at school. Moreover, we as a taxpayer finance these sick off days and instead we have to pay the supply teacher as well as the teacher who is “ill”. Making most state school teachers self-employed will make them realize that that’s the way it goes: if you don’t come to school to teach – you wont get paid, as simple as that! Making the teachers self-employed will have its own disadvantages, however as a self-employed you will pay less tax and also you could make claims. Making the teachers self-employed will improve their attendance. Furthermore, this decision will 100% improve education in BRITAIN!

Yeah! Teachers don’t come to school at all! All they do is lounge about at home watching Diagnosis Murder and raking in the cash. This’ll teach ‘em.

tell the electorate why he should not go the say way as the North Korean politician who has recently been executed for causing a financial disaster in his country.

by keith jones of taxpaying pensioner with no political nor religious affiliation (rejected)

Gordon Brown has created the worst financial situation in the history of people living on this island. There has to be some merit in considering what horrendous fate should befall somebody who has done more damage to this country than any other single person, living or dead.

Keith Jones there, politely asking the government to think about cutting Gordon Brown’s head off.

have Frankie Boyle return to ‘Mock The Week’.

by Mrs Theresa Thomas (rejected)

This is an official petition to have Frankie Boyle return to the quiz show ‘Mock The Week’. Frankie is an asset to the quiz show and British lives are not the same with out him.

The government have officially rejected your official petition, because it’s officially crap.

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