This petition has been rejected.

Every current sitting Member of Parliament should resign over the expenses scandal.

by Mr Philip Wailing (rejected)

the disgrace of the mp’s expenses scandal has left me, and everyone i talk to with the impression that all mp,s have entered parliament for one reason and one reason only, personal gain. the general consensus of opinion is that not one single m.p. can any longer be trusted. they are a disgrace to the office they hold.

Tell you what: we’ll make them all reapply for their own jobs in a couple of months. Deal?

Sack The Prime Minister.

by mr lol lololl (rejected)

lololooo

lol

stop bad things happening.

by Mr Nicholas Evans (rejected)

Are you sick of all the bad things that happen?

Do you think your government should stop these bad things from happening?

Sign NOW so we can put a stop to this!

make the word ‘clapter’ an official word.

by Miss Bethany Gough (rejected)

We as a history class in Wales have decided that the word clapter should be a real word. This came about because we thought that in the sentence "the room was filled with laughter" there should be an equivalent for clapping e.g, "the room was filled with clapter". After taking it upon myself to research the word I could not find any definition in the dictionary but I did find a reference to the word ‘clapter’ in a book written by Amanda Filipacchi in her novel written in 1993 called ‘Nude Men’.
(This wasn’t part of our history class) My history teacher did agree and many of my friends that this should be a word and i have no made it my life time goal to make this word official.

Give that man a round of applauohwait.

Force MP3 Downlod Sites to Lower their Prices.

by Mr Tommy Grimshaw (rejected)

The reports of a law being introduced to cut people’s internet who share and download files illegally is silly. People may download illegally because it is too expensive otherwise. 99p for a song! iTunes is overpriced, and Amazon, HMV and Tesco have now upped their prices. I always buy songs legally, but am finding it harder not to download illegally, as to do the right thing, and buy songs legally is too expensive.

This isn’t perhaps a bad idea, but he could have done a better job of masking his intentions.

stop allowing islamics to protest in our country.

by george bryans (rejected)

stop allowing islamics to protest in our country about us not allowing them to build more of their mosques. even though we aren’t allowed to build churches in their country. this is very corrupt and injust

immediately release Smoking Ban martyr Nick Hogan from the unjust 6 month jail sentence he has just received for standing up for our personal freedoms.

by Mr Paul Mcilvaney of UK Independence Party (rejected)

Nick Hogan, landlord of the Swan with Two Necks in Bolton, refused to throw two World War II veterans out into the rain to smoke when a council official demanded he do so. As a result, Mr Hogan has been persecuted by that Council and after punitive fines were not paid, he has been jailed for longer than sexual assaulters and other violent criminals sentenced on the same day. This means he will not be able to stand as the selected PPC for UKIP in Chorley in the forthcoming General Election, effectively further impoverishing democracy already under seige in this country.

We do not imprison people standing up for war heroes and pensioners’ rights in this country, we should be giving them medals. Gordon Brown should recognize Nick’s heroic stance for liberty and personal freedom and release him immediately, reprimanding the over-officious council and judge for their mediaevil attitudes! He must release him before he announces a General Election (if he ever does) or he will damage British democracy, liberty and justice even further.

If you want to protest a law you consider unjust by breaking it then fine, but part of that protest will involve going to prison. And if you go to prison, you can’t expect to be an MP at the same time. That UKIP candidates don’t know this is more worrying than it is surprising.

return the Union Jack to its previous honours.

by Mr Harry Jackson (rejected)

Sadly with the growing Multiculturalism of the united kingdoms I feel that I must request the Union Jack, the former great flag of the United Kingdoms is returned to its former greatness. Rather than multiculturalism destroying our national holidays and calling any kind of patriotism ‘Racism’ due to various offences to islam and other Non-English faith’s. I don’t want racism. I simply don’t wish to be mocked or arrested for patriotism and support of the united kingdoms its flag and all of its glory.

God Bless the Queen

Don’t worry, nobody is going to mock you for patriotism.

Starting now.