Sunday Bloody Sunday III: I AM THE LAW

Posted by Ben @ December 18th, 2009 7:56 am. Filed under: What A Dick,What Have Other People Ever Done For Me? — Tags:

by Mr Nicholas Law

I feel that sunday should be a day of rest for the whole of the uk. I do however understand the lack of time which the average British citizen seems to have, so a 12pm closing time shouldn’t be to out of the question. With the internet at such an adavanced stage i feel that the shopaholics among us could still get their fix if needs be.

Yes, their “shopping fix”. Because, y’know, it’s not like people work during the week and find that the weekends are the only time they have free to, I don’t know, get their groceries, or maybe do a bit of Christmas shopping. Basically, Mr Law, you have your idea of what people should be doing with their free time and you don’t care about what their other needs might be. That, good sir, makes you a dick. It also probably makes you a Christian, but I acknowledge that those things are not strictly speaking interconnected.

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