Why not just drive around in an open-top car with a harpoon gun killing all the old people?

Posted by Ben @ April 9th, 2010 6:37 am. Filed under: Hug A Granny,Not Sure If Serious,Please State The Nature of the Medical Emergency,Rejected Petitions,What A Dick — Tags: —

make smoking 40 cigarettes a day compulsory for the over 40′s.
by Mr D Morris (rejected)
This policy would increase taxation so cutting the deficit, solve the problem of the aging society, reduce the state pension black hole, and enable private pension companies to increase their pensions due to the shortening of life expectancy, while protecting jobs in the tobacco industry.

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