Posted by Andrew @ January 31st, 2010 2:36 pm. Filed under: I Deserve Free Money!,Rejected Petitions — Tags: Ian Miller —
by ian miller (rejected)
By submitting a petition, do the creators know that they may be influencing or even creating government policy?
The government are using this system to boost the policy units ideas, no doubt as they are bereft of many themselves.
Its an excellent idea, getting people involved, however, its also using them on the cheap.
How much does the goverment pay its policy devisers, its special advisers and closest confidants?
Lots of our taxpayers money, lots and lots indeed.
So, pay us, the real policy creators, for the decent petitions we write, as we are the thinkers and do the work, too.
don’t you think that’s fair, or is this country not fair?
And wear a tie, dammit.
Posted by Andrew @ March 6th, 2009 9:02 pm. Filed under: Anything I Want Should Be Free,Not Government Business,Nothing Should Ever Change!,Presumably The Prime Minister Is Not Too Busy,Rejected Petitions,Sorry, What Was I Talking About?,Thinking Things Through Is Just Not British,We Petition The PM To Climb This Wall Of Text,You Know - We Haven't Banned Anything Lately.,Young, Dumb, And Online,spelin an grammer — Tags: Ian Miller —
Damn, there are a lot of petitions lately. A worrying number of people are already suggesting cases for the Court of Human Opinion. At first I thought the site must have been advertised in some crappy tabloid, but in fact Ian Miller has discovered it.
by DI Wyman
The BBC is planning to remove the Stapline on the PM Blog. Please support all Bloggers and Froggers in the fight to have the starpline saved.
I like it when they combine clichés like this.
by ianmiller of none
We are appalled at the quality of tabloid journalism. We ask that only high quality information appear in newspapers and the style of tabloid reporting should be banned. Whilst we wish to ensure freedom of the press to a certain extent, tabloid is damaging and insulting to people’s intelligence, so simply ensure that press are free to report, but allow a minimum standard of reporting, so you can get around the freedom issue. So we can end the dreadful tabloid journalism by this method, simply allowing only a high quality newsprint, and minimum standard to be able to appear. The scourge of the taboids should be ended somehow, this is a way to do it. quality newsprint only. does the PM care about the quality of publications?
Is this parody? Can you type ‘so you can get around the freedom issue’ in all seriousness?
by luigi Rossi
cut v.a.t.charges on all vetinary care for our pets and animals
I’m not subsidising your desire to imprison an animal.
by A Daen
I do not wish to be force fed news. It is mostly not pertinent & irrelevant. Often conjecture, but always REPETITIVE which becomes torturous. Every Radio channel 48 times a day-INSANITY!!(plus the ads too-madness) It is basically a spin platform to facilitate subliminal indoctrination. NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS.
Have you tried turning it off and not on?
by MRS M KUPLER
PLEASE stop a stupid situation !!!! yes it is very stupid indeed I will explain My Mother of 89 years old has been DISCRIMINATED AGINST FOR BEING AKLLERGIC TO CAGED BIRDS , CATS AND PENICILLIN Shae has been along standing member of a day care centre in Clacton on sea Essex, without consultation a maneger brought in some caged birds , we all like birds but no ONE asked the members or staff if they were allergic to birds or to anything else , This has cumulated into my mother becoming ill upon each visit to the centre and finaly she had a severe attack and was taken to hospital , Is it not enough that she is a war heroin and fought for this country she was not called she volenteered, why should birds come before HUMANS , THE BIRDS ARE STILL IN SITUE BUT MY MOTHER HAS BEEN PROHIBITED FROM ACCSESING HER DAY CENTRE BY THE MANEGER AND ADMINISTARTOR AND TRUSTIES , THIS IS DESGUSTING!!!! please do something to protect the rights of the indiviual who is infirm and elderley .please if you agree that HUMANS who are allergic to birds should not be subjected to them without pror notice in a confined space in a building or day care centre ,sigened S Kupler_foust
The spelling and random capitalisation are amazing.
by m s al-memani
increase the number of overnight banking windows from the present 3 at eight hours each to 4 at 6 hrs each and later to 6 at 4 hrs to get out of the credit crunch instead of bailing out the banks. The system can be used to max of 24 windows at 1 hour each.
I’m pretty sure office hours are the root cause of the credit crunch. Anyone who thinks it’s to do with sub-prime mortgages is a fool.
by ianmiller of none
We are offended at the sight of nude women in newspapers and other magazines. We would like to see them ended altogether. why? amongst many reasons, there are no good reasons for it, It degrades, is offensive, is unnecessary, may encourage sex crime, and also give certain girls inferiority complexes and men false expectations. No ifs or buts, our shops will be better without them. What advantage or purpose is there for them to exist that is any good?
They may encourage sex crime. Although, equally, they may not. They may spread norovirus. Who can say? Let’s not worry about facts, let’s just ban shit and hope it creates the illusion of government.
by ianmiller of none
We think there is too much violence on TV. Whilst there may be arguments over the cast iron proof of whether it does or does not impact on every day life, we who sign this believe for certain images in the media STRONGLY influence people’s thoughts. Therefore, we ask that violent images are treated as serious as health information and ask that the small details be worked out, but seek to immediately request a new order of vetting of violent images in the media, and the number and nature of these images are reduced as of now. If there is any doubt, we ask something not to be broadcast. The images we are seeing, whilst not wishing to give specific examples are becoming more shocking each year, as tolerance grows due to exposure familiarity. In sum, we ask there to be an immediate clampdown. We ask this as we strongly believe this strongly encourages crime subconciously, impacts on violence and care about its impact on large and small scale society. Its need has never been greater, so experiment and perhaps for a fixed time reduce it, and see if there is an impact?
Here, Miller summarises the word ‘summary’.
by Mark Thomas
The Windsor family has form when it comes to race and the prospect of Prince Philip meeting President Obama and making a ‘gaffe’ would cause enormous national anxiety and anger. An ill advised remark would be a national embarrassment and make us appear to be backward fools on the international stage. Indeed Rednecks from America would parody our royal family as intolerant, racist, inbreeds.
Given that President Obama has a penchant for missile attacks, using pilotless drone planes in Pakistan, we should also be aware of the potential security consequences of Prince Philip angering President Obama.
Presumably a joke?
by Peter Effer
MPs in the House of Commons or Lords in the House of Lords shall if found guilty of a serious Criminal offence shall by the power of the people automatically lose their seat as MP or title ‘Lord’.
It sure is lucky there’s no way this could possibly be abused. I like the use of the phrase ‘by the power of the people’ to:
- make it sound democratic
- trigger my in-built He-Man impression
by Dave
Last linght I watched Tim Burton’s Batman, and I was impressed with Batman’s can-do attitude and his ability to get the job done when supervillains attack Gotham City. I suggest Gordon should put on a cape and go around calling himself ‘The Caped Crusader’
Yes!
by Tom Easterbrook
homework takes time too much . homwork takes over 88.62%of kids time.techers spend 2 hr marking homwork . therefore i need it to be ban
homwork do need to be ban. No question about that.
Also, nice statistic. I especially like that it’s ‘over’ this spuriously precise number.
Also, read this.
by Peter Gray
it is terrible every night now soaps soaps soaps the elderly are tied to the tv every night can we have one night free every month so we can get people together to enjoy each others company and have fun during the week(weds)
(Weds).
by Pete Smith
Decidability being a desirable characteristic of any system for making decisions, and in the interest of efficiency in legal proceedings, we the undersigned petition our Prime Minister to act for the establishment of a Turing-complete legal system in these islands
There are websites where I expect to use the phrase ‘Turing-complete’ and ones where I don’t. This has always been one of the latter. Oh, well.
by Stuart Nimmo
Sir Fred Goodwin continues to cause serious public distress. We petition that he is stopped from shirking his failures by taking a grotesque pension and that as his considerable greed discredits and undermines both the UK and its government, he lose his knighthood forthwith.
See, if only we had a Turing-complete legal system, we could properly define a Fred Goodwin Halting Problem. Dammit.
by Paulo De Souza
when the world cup is on it should be a public holiday.
I bet this works.
There are still loads, but I haven’t the time to do them all.
