May Contain Nuts

Posted by Ben @ March 16th, 2009 8:10 pm. Filed under: Anything I Want Should Be Free,I Am A Brain!,I AM TALKING!,Only joking!,Really Epic Duplicate Petitions,Unintentional Irony,We Don't Take Kindly To Your Type Rahnd These Pahts,Xenophobia,Young, Dumb, And Online — Tags: , ,

by Ann Wright

Food is an essential commodity for every one, and as such should not be subjected to VAT, people are entitled to eat well– many people are becoming unemployed, many loosing their incomes and their homes, families are finding daily life increasingly more difficult, taxing food is counterproductive to a person’s survival.

Oh Glod, this petition is my fault, isn’t it? It was only two weeks ago that I was looking at the logical extension of the concept of removing VAT from pain relief and toothpaste, and now here we are looking at a petition that hopes to tick the second item off of my hypothetical analysis off the list. I can only apologise.

by Martin Burn of modSunday

we, as mods, feel our way of life is being hindered by the unfair and provocative costs. we,as mods, demand a fairer deal. and the reintroduction of wigan pier as an all night mod club

How the Hell did this petition even get approved? It’s very clearly a joke.

by Paul Morris

Why do the foreigners when they come to the Uk to migrate from the eastern european countries looking for work refuse to speak any English.

The UK Govermant SHOULD be made to make every person who is entering this country, That they learn english or can speak it good before they apply for residency.

They should learn it as us BRITISH PEOPLE when we migrate to another country learn it to fit in with the populas.

Were I a mythical creature that feeds on irony, this petition would keep my appetite sated for the better part of a week.

by Mrs Joanne Simpson

We feel that patients in England with chronic illnesses are being treated unfairly as they still have to pay in full for their prescriptions.

We cannot understand why patients who have a chronic illness such as Ulcerative colitis, Crohn’s and Asthma, just to name a few, are still having to pay for their prescriptions.

Many patients are having to make choices between paying for the basic requirements in life and paying for their prescriptions. The quality of life for many patients would be greatly improved if they could collect all the prescriptions prescribed for them.

Since April 2007 all patients in Wales have been entitled to free prescription and in Scotland patients irrespective of whether the patients have a chronic illness or not are paying for their prescriptions at a reduced rate on a sliding scale until 2011-2012 when they will become free is this just?

How is it unfair treatment if you’re being charged the same price for prescriptions as everybody else? It’d be unfair if the chronically ill got their prescriptions for free, that’s what’d be unfair.

by mrs c webster of none

The goverment is saying you are to young to smoke or drink at 18 but still want your vote there by saying you are not educated enough to know what is good for you But you are educated enough to know who is the best party to run the goverment of this country If you think 18 should be old enough to smoke/drink and vote then sign this petition.

I’m going to give Mrs C Webster the benefit of the doubt and assume she has a broken keyboard.

by GORDON REID

Any assialum seeker or immigrant who obviously hates us so much has to have the privalage of being allowed to remain in the U.K. revoked. It is time that the human rights of the majority was considered before that of these people, and they have to be deported no matter what threats they CLAIM to be under. The british public has been very patient but that is now wearing very thin. We now read that 90% of immigrants refused permission are allowed to stay, while many are no doubt good people we are FULL. G.Reid

I’m also going to give Mr. Reid the benefit of the doubt and assume that “assialum” is some kind of rare hypothetical element that can only be found in the UK, and tons of scientific types are coming here looking for it. Or something.

by M B McIntyre BEM. LCG. of St George of England

Stop any further immigration into the UK for a period of 10 years to allow the backlog of illegals & asylam seekers to be resolved.

Yes, that’ll solve all our problems. I love it when racist, xenophobic pricks like M B McIntyre try to come up with fancy, almost-logical reasons to keep immigrants out. It’s like when Proposition 8 was up for the vote in California. All of the pro-Prop8 people were saying, “Oh, don’t worry. It’s only going to make gay marriage illegal from the day it’s brought in. We won’t touch the people who are already married, honest!” – and then once Prop 8 was unfortunately passed they started filing proceedings to have all of the gay married couples legally divorced.

Fuckers.

by wayne rees of may contain nuts

For too long food companies have hidden behind the current law which requires a disclaimer if certain products are used.For example we have all seen “may contain nuts” or “may contain milk or eggs” either something is in there or it is not, this loophole must be closed. if it means the food companies have to introduce more stringent quality control then make it so.

I bet Wayne Rees is one of those guys who says, “I can’t have done anything wrong, it must be the computer’s fault!”

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