And Now A Page From The “Ludicrous And Impossible” Files

Filed under: That'd Be Nice, Unworkable Ideas, What A Load Of Bankers — Tags: — Ben @ 1:34 am

by Hamish Scott

All banks should be shut down, and the current monetary system replaced with debt free money backed up by gold and/or other metals and minerals. People would no longer be slaves to the banks through the debt created by money.

You can’t have money without debt, you clown. There’s always going to be someone who owes someone else something.

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Reject Rednesday III: Army of Darkness

Filed under: I AM TALKING!, I Have A Sense Of Perspective: Problems That Are Far Away Appear Small To Me., I Pay Taxes So You Have To Do Anything I Say, Presumably The Prime Minister Is Not Too Busy, Reject Rednesday, Rejected Petitions, That'd Be Nice, The Nasty Television Upset Me!, What A Dick, What A Load Of Bankers, Young, Dumb, And Online, spelin an grammer — Tags: , , , , , — Ben @ 4:07 am

It’s Wednesday, and that means it’s time to pick at the Reject Bin and see what the British Government had too much common sense to allow the public to sign.

by Jonathan Hall (rejected)

This elite ninja force (which should be named NINJA: National Interest Ninja Japanese-y Awesomeness) would take on most of the killing people-type jobs the armed forces have to do so they could concentrate on shouting at people.

I believe this would greatly reduce the government’s spending on defence, thus freeing up more money for education and health.

Brilliant.
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Reject Rednesday II: The Plight Fantastic

Filed under: Can't someone else pay the tax?, I AM TALKING!, I Am A Brain!, I Petition The Government To Your Name Here, Not actual justice -- just what I wanted. Which is basically the same thing., Nothing Should Ever Change!, Only joking!, Please State The Nature of the Medical Emergency, Reject Rednesday, Rejected Petitions, Thank You For Coming -- It's Been Very Useful, The Nasty Television Upset Me!, What A Load Of Bankers — Tags: , , , , , , , — Ben @ 12:24 pm

That’s right folks, it’s time for another slice of general ignorance!

by Christian Dwyer (rejected)

I think it is unjust and unfair that we have no choice but to pay a television licence to the BBC but they only produce 4 episodes of the massively popular soap ‘EastEnders’ per week. This is probably the second most popular BBC broadcasting after the news. It is almost unanimous national opinion that there should be a new episode aired on Wednesdays, Saturdays and Sundays, where there currently is not.

Unjustified self-entitlement – it’s what Britain does best. (more…)

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Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees. It Grows In Banks!

Filed under: Batshit Mental Rants, I Could've Looked This Up But Instead I Watched Countdown, Sorry, What Was I Talking About?, What A Load Of Bankers — Tags: — Ben @ 3:37 am

This is a perfect example of a petition posted by someone who has absolutely no idea what he’s talking about. Behold!

by Rev Dr Richard Rodgers FRCS

At present we allow commercial banks the huge privilege of creating money out of nothing as their own property for their own benefit. You and I can’t do it. Why let the banks do it? They do it by issuing loans of money which didn’t exist until the borrower signs a promise to pay it back. Then the bank sells that agreement to a dealer for real money up front. We don’t need to depend on banks for our nation’s money supply. Let’s make the Bank of England, acting as a public servant, the sole creator of new money in our land. Then our money would be an asset of the nation as a whole not the property of commercial banks. This practice caused the credit crunch. Banks lent to people who couldn’t repay because it wasn’t costing them much in the first place. It’s why bankers get bonuses. The problem isn’t bonuses. It’s the activity that the bonuses encourage ie getting people to borrow. Don’t nationalise the banks. Let them compete but don’t let them create money out of nothing as they do now.

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Smart Idea? Well, I Wouldn’t Bank On It…

Filed under: There's Already A Solution But Don't Let That Stop You From Bothering The PM, What A Load Of Bankers — Tags: — Ben @ 2:44 am

by Mr J Savva

Halifax sent a letter to us to accept the new overdraft charges. Many people and children are on poverty people or on income support or students cannot afford to pay up to £31 pounds per month with these new overdraft fees. It is very difficult for them to repay overdraft facility or to pay with low credits!

Especially on current difficult economics situation does not help.

In letter says

* if you use an arranged overdraft up to £2500, we’ll charge you £1 per day * if you use an arranged overdraft over £2500, we’ll charge you £2 per day * if you use an unarranged overdraft, we’ll charge you £5!

For deaf customers, some halifax branches refuse to provide sign language interpreters – extremely difficult for them to communicate with Halifax Building Society, now Halifax expect them to pay new charges! New Terms and Conditions without Sign Language Access or translation!

It is short notice to ask us to accept the changes on December 6th!

Short notice? You’ve been given a month and a half – that’s plenty of time to set up an account with a new bank.

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Living On The Edge

Filed under: Lies Damn Lies And Nonsense Statistics, What A Load Of Bankers, spelin an grammer — Tags: — Ben @ 7:07 pm

by Mike Horwath

Halifax has recently informed customer that they will be charging a flat ‘fee’ for the use of authorised overdrafts. This equates to £1 per day the customer is using an overdraft below £2500 and £2 over £2500. This is a move by the bank to unfairly charge people who are in financially weaker situations and as such the Government should step in to stop the bank undertaking this change due to come into effect on the 6th December. The interest breaks down as such:

£0.01 Overdraft: 3,650,000% £100 Overdraft: 365% £100 Overdraft: 73% £500 Overdraft: 36.5%

This is clearly very high rates of interest and most people with overdrafts between £1 and a £1000 will see a minimum of double the previous charges.

Halifax literature claims this is a fairer way for customers to understand charges; it appears to be a move by the bank to make excessive profits from the less fortunate who live within overdrafts or are not able to clear thier overdraft, such as post graduates, the unemployed, the less wealthy. The Government must take action.

You think it’s a “very high rate of interest”? Well, I’d agree with you if it weren’t for the fact that this isn’t a loan. It is, let’s be blunt, spending the bank’s money instead of your own. Authorized overdraft or not, that’s always a bad idea. One could argue that’s it’s to deter people from “living within overdrafts” and to get their finances sorted out, which I applaud.

If you want to avoid these fees wouldn’t it make sense to get a loan for the amount you’re overdrawn by and deposit it into your bank account? That way you’d have a rate of interest which is lower than the one you’ve come up with.

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It’s All About the Pentiums. Apparently.

Filed under: Can't someone else pay the tax?, I'm serious!, Technology. Tamed., What A Load Of Bankers — Tags: — Ben @ 9:10 pm

by john jenkins

Moving income support to fortnightly is like anyone to choose to pay their direct debits a further month in arrears to allow them to pocket the difference. It is not fair to put the bill on those who were not even in the bankers’ casinos to subsidise the cost of recession. Few on IS even put someone else’s money into accommodation to distort the housing market. It is always better to smooth flows of funds. In this we move to abolish bank holidays and weekends for 24×7x365.25 computer uptime to the 9th 9. A regressive move to fortnightly benefit payments is potentially another 10p tax issue?

“I think benefits should be paid a week in arrears, for this list of quite ridiculous reasons.”
“Well, I’ll be honest with you, there’s no logical reason to do s–”
“Also we should abolish bank holidays and weekends.”
“Right. Right. Okay. Right. That’s… that’s actually pretty stupid, isn’t it? And it doesn’t have anything to do with your initial request.”
“We can leave the computers switched on all the time!
“…I’m… I’m sure we can. Er. Could… could you leave now? Please? You’re unsettling the more nervous Ministers.”

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How dare you be impolite just because I’m basically stealing from you‽

Filed under: I Pay Taxes So You Have To Do Anything I Say, What A Load Of Bankers — Tags: — Andrew @ 3:42 pm

by Robert Maher
Banks that received money in the recent bailout are using pre-recorded messages to contact customers late in making credit card payments. It is unacceptable that any organisation cannot pay its customers the common courtesy of ringing them in person, but rather using methods that will be considered intimitatory by the elderly, those with mental health conditiond, and other vulnerable adults.

I especially love how he throws in the bailout as if that makes any sense. “I own one millionth of a percent of this bank! How dare you treat me this way‽ Don’t you know who I am‽

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Mass Hysteria

Filed under: Is Research The Same Thing As Making Shit Up? Good., Maybe... but not for THAT reason, What A Load Of Bankers — Tags: — Ben @ 11:53 pm

by Craig Cullumbine

Don’t let the fox gaurd the chickens. giving more power to the banking elite will only end in a “bank of the world”, which we will have to pay carbon taxes on every part of our lifes.

That’s a pretty big logical leap to make there, Craig. What are you basing this on?

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Very Interesting

Filed under: "Making Britain Great Again", ...Or Else!, Unworkable Ideas, What A Load Of Bankers — Tags: — Ben @ 3:11 am

by Robert Kyle

What is interest but an unnecessary evil? The only people who profit from it are the rich.

If there was only £1 in the world and I borrowed it at 8% interest then WHERE do I get the additional 8 pence from? Interest charges are self defeating and cause suffering and poverty whilst benefitting the deceitful and barbaric individuals who ‘invent’ the money.

We as a (once) mighty nation need to stand up to the select few around the world and let them know what we think of their ‘money for/from nothing WITH interest’ ideas. There is NO requirement for interest to exist except to enrich people for doing little/no work and to continue the unnecessary enslavement of millions/billions of people.

I propose that interest be abolished. It would end ‘boom and bust’, rid us of the virus that is ‘inflation’ (devaluation of our currency) and provide each and ever individual the opportunity for TRUE stability in our short lives. Opportunities where we could thrive and accomplish without dragging a ball

You’re an idiot. Abolish interest charges and any incentive for banks and financial institutions to let you borrow their money vanishes instantly. Then nobody will be able to get a loan at all because no bugger’ll offer ‘em.

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Let’s Not Be Silly

Filed under: I Deserve Free Money Because Of The Credit Crunch, Invading The Animal Kingdom, We Petition The PM To Climb This Wall Of Text, What A Load Of Bankers, Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children?, You Know - We Haven't Banned Anything Lately. — Ben @ 1:06 pm

by Tom

Smoking has become too much of a plague, it forces babies to die before they are born and causes lung cancer for innocent passers-by. It is time we did something about this. My dad always told me “If we banned smoking, there would be more crime” but hasn’t already happened with illegal (pardon my spelling) drugs? Stop the manufacture and when the supply runs dry, ban smoking, crime goes up a little, smoking related deaths go down a lot! Cigerettes are worse than cocaine, as they harm people around you as well as you.

It’s never going to happen. You’ve wasted your time writing this petition.

by Malcolm Paul of Private

Throughout the UK, there are too many dogs owned by too many irresponsible people. By re-introducing an annual dog licence that costs an amount per dog that is enough to put these people off, dog problems (mess, barking, attacks etc) will be reduced.

When you say “irresponsible people” I’m sure you mean “poor people, who are all stupid.”

by Andrew Hope

For example, if the predicted billions being given to banks to prop them up were diverted and given to private homes, and commercial/industrial premises as grants for insulation and micro generation (photovoltaic, solar water heating, ground source heat pump, air source heat pump, wind turbines, hydrogen generators, rain water collection, grey water recycling etc) as appropriate. This would make all properties carbon negative, producing more electricity and hydrogen gas than they need, and contributing to national grids for energy, and fuelling transport. With all these properties generating surplus power there would be no need for new nuclear PowerStation’s, freeing further billions of pounds for coastal protection against sea level rise, protecting millions of acres of housing, industry and agriculture. Defences like the Severn Barrage could also generate power. All this would create new industries making, installing and maintaining these systems, eliminating unemployment.

An interesting idea, if totally unrealistic and ungrounded in reality. Also, I find myself wondering if Andrew Hope is the main character in a bizarre geek-parody of “Crank”, in which he has to keep himself alive by constantly typing as much as possible. If he stops typing, he dies. Exciting stuff.

by Teresa Cooper of No2abuse

Make it protocol that all social workers working with children and families undergo a mental health assesement at regular intervals by independent psychiatrists – ones that are not used in cases against families.

Due to the growing pressures and demands of the job and problems faced, mistakes are made and families suffer due to authoritive incompetence. A mental health assesment of all social workers will ensure public confidence and avoid future mistakes by social workers mental health which to date is unquestioned.

The mental health screening and background checks including medical files of social workers should be made compulsory when working families and children.

Nurses also work with children. So do ice-cream van drivers. And Lollypop Ladies. And Early Learning Centre employees. And Nannies. And Build-A-Bear Workshop staff. And Punch & Judy Show performers. And people in costumes at theme parks. Would you like all of these people mentally assessed as well, just to be on the safe side?

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Mad Money

Filed under: I Am A Brain!, In Soviet Russia Petition Signs You, There's Already A Solution But Don't Let That Stop You From Bothering The PM, Unintentional Irony, What A Dick, What A Load Of Bankers, You Know - We Haven't Banned Anything Lately., spelin an grammer — Tags: — Ben @ 7:14 pm

by Malcolm Hollingsworth

If a child is medically deemed obese once they have left full time education, their parents should be made to forfeit any and all child benefits/support they have obtained during the entire time they have claimed.

The parents should be made to attend a special course designed to promote “healthy eating” if the parents have any other children. This course should also teach the parents how their current behaviour is nothing short of child abuse.

Children are the responsibility of their parents who should be entrusted with their well-being.

This is a ridiculous idea, largely because the BMI and the notion of medical obesity is so fundamentally flawed.

by Kenny Gifford

What is the real problem with todays economy? What is the best estimate of the total amount of bad credit/debt, which the UK is at risk from? What was the root cause of this failure? Who is responsible for this failure? Who, if any, is undergoing criminal investigation for the failure? What legislation or regulation is being put in place to avoid a future reoccurrance of this failure? What legislation is being put into place to protect the people of the UK from hyperinflation and homelessness? The people of the United Kingdom require a full and open investigation into all these and other issues relating to the failures. This enquiry is essential to maintain public confidence in the multi Billion pound “bailouts”.

Allow me to answer all of your questions for you.

  1. The economy is fucked.
  2. Lots.
  3. People placing importance on imaginary numbers that don’t exist, and banks lending some of those imaginary numbers that don’t exist to people with no way of paying them back with other imaginary non-existent numbers at a later date.
  4. We are. All of us.
  5. Nobody.
  6. Short of totally scrapping the entire concept of capitalism and consumerism, what would you suggest we do?
  7. No idea.

I hope this has helped.

by Edward Manning

We get money out of cash machines just like we do at the bank!

So why is it they charge us for taking money from machines? This is just another way we get our money and is a waist of money and I do not think they should be doing this because it is taking our money!

Most banks don’t charge you at all. It’s only those little ATMs located at corner shops and arcades that charge, and that’s because they’re independently operated and thus charged Visa processing fees. The solution here, Mr Manning, is to make sure you’re taking cash out at a bank ATM. Or your local Post Office, who let you make withdrawals for free at the counter.

by Sue Stallwood

Cigarettes contain an unbelievable cocktail of chemicals and metals ie: Polonium_210 (highly radioactive element) Acrolein (formerly used as a chemical weapon) Hydrazine (very toxic chemical used mainly in rocket fuel) plus Arsenic, Cadmium, Lead, Nickel etc etc! It is beyond belief that in this day and age of health and safety gone mad and the government’s so called initiatives to help people become healthier they still permit cigarette companies to add poisons to tobacco, which in other circumstances such as food, fertilizer etc would have been banned already. I believe there would be fewer smoking related deaths and illnesses without these highly toxic and dangerous chemicals. It is not enough to say people should give up as there are a lot of people that find it extremely difficult to give up and those that simply don’t want to. I don’t believe there is any possible excuse not to ban them immediately.

The irony of this is just sickening.

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I’d have thought it wiser to imprison him for shirt pollution.

Filed under: "Making Britain Great Again", Duplicate Petitions, Lord Knows I Ask Not For Myself, Not Government Business, Rejected Petitions, Stand Back! I'm Going To Try SCIENCE!, What A Load Of Bankers, You Can't Spell "Spam" Without The PM — Andrew @ 12:19 pm

This banking furore has gone on long enough! We need to hit them where it hurts!

by Rene Ramon of Dufftown 2000 Ltd

Due to the mishandling of Billions of Pounds over the last number of years from the tax payer, I ask the PM to put a vote to The House of Commons to rename "Bank Holidays" to "Public Holidays". This is for the simple reason that we, the public should receive recognition for what we do right in the UK.

Yeah!

by Richard Ellis

Some in this country claim that they are opposed to our way of life and would rather live in an Islamic state under sharia law. Not all are terrorists. Some produce and distribute jihadist literature, preach radical sermons or protest against the British Armed Forces.

They claim to be opposed to our way of life so I propose we offer them the choice of living without the many benefits of this way of life. Anyone committing the above or similar acts should be asked in a public, televised interview if they would like to do without access to the advantages of living here.

If they say "yes" we will deny them access to Government services – benefits, university, public sector employment, the NHS (save for emergency treatment) etc. They will be subject to the law of the land for as long as they stay here but they will forfeit all advantages of living here.

If they say "no" we will leave them as they are except that they will have to do some community service and promise to buck up their ideas. If they choose not to honour those conditions they will be denied access to Government services.

They can choose what to do but the choice should have consequences.

Or, maybe we could just allow them to go live someplace else if they want.

by Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi

* The whole wide spectrum of Complementary and Alternative Medicine (CAM) is not being treated fairly by this particular UK Labour Government : Far much more (high level) support is urgently required.

After having his last petition rejected, Joseph Chikelue Obi has had another go. Unfortunately, it’s still a really dumb idea.

by Ali Mehmet Tunayer of Meridian Exhibition (rejected)

Hi, I am from Turkey, may be lots of people doesn’t know where is Turkey!!!
But I am living in London, and I have a citizien United States.
In Turkey, lot of people must to travel like Europen or the other countries, but all of the Europen countries want to visa (in Turkish "vize"), all the people take these visas (vize) from Alovize.com.
These is the best visa application website in Turkey and they give visas.

I cannot understand why anyone would think that submitting an advert as a petition is a good idea. I’m pretty sure Gordon Brown could get a visa on his own — and that he does indeed know where Turkey is.

by Jacqueline Dickens (rejected)

Noel Edmonds has in the past and continues to support and assist those people who need an ally in their times of need albeit a single person or an entire community. At this present time he is doing this without any finacial reward to himself but with great emotional and finacal support to others, a selfless deed which is rare and exceptionally commenable in this day and age. Noel is showing that one man and his team CAN make a difference, lets all learn from him and make Britain Great once again.

Or maybe he’s a lunatic.

by Ovy of – (rejected)

Criminally underated Leeds band, THE MUSIC need to release their best track from their last album.
They should be forced to do so.

I definitely think that any time a band fails to release the best song on an album as a single it is time for government intervention.

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Let’s Just Stop All This Now

Filed under: Duplicate Petitions, I Deserve Free Money Because Of The Credit Crunch, In Soviet Russia Petition Signs You, Just Like That!, What A Load Of Bankers, What Would Idiot-Jesus Do?, Young, Dumb, And Online — Ben @ 6:18 pm

by John Taylor-Stoakes

Over recent months cedit card companies have vastly increased interest rates on a risk assesment basis. Where this interest rate nears 30% APR the minimum repayment barely covers the monthly interest.

Credit ratings for individuals maybe fair or poor,loans are required at low interest rates if the population has any hope to combat this recession. Loans are not available to clear significant borrowings. Therefore despite large monthly repayments the outstanding debt is not reduced. Therefore no disposable income is created to stimulate the economy.

The bank could directly clear the credit account and close it.Cards destroyed. Credit ratings to be marked to indicate caution on any new card issued until 50%of the loan is cleared. This could work in a similar way to a voluntary arrangement with creditors without the stigma of bankruptcy or risking ones home.

So… taking out a loan in order to pay off a credit card, which is more or less a loan in itself. Seems kind of counter-intuitive to me.

by amit hindocha of nhs

all calls to nhs should not be charged. It should be put into legislation that no phone company can charge a service user or the nhs for calls made to any of its services. this petition is a drive to make the first nhs conasitition statment that says that alll services should be free to nhs patients, this shouldi nclude dental charges and prescitions charges and calls and even free post letters.

Yawn.

by K M Simpson

Most if not all young people and adults with High Functioning Autism / Aspergers and others who fail to meet the criteria of the service agencies find their quality of life is adversly affected by not receiving the specialist support they need. It is very much a post code lottery. The huge bonuses being awarded to Bankers would pay for a large amount of support nationwide for these margialised people.

It still amuses me that people have this idea in their heads that every banker everywhere is responsible for the global economic crisis. That’s like saying, “I got mugged by a Polish fella once, so all Poles are mugging arseholes.”

by S Fowler

We are all familiar with being overtaken by other road users in dangerous or inappropriate places; such manoeuvres are fraught with danger for all road users and pedestrians nearby. Countless accidents are caused each year by vehicles overtaking others and either losing control, crashing head on with other vehicles, or in hitting the car that they are overtaking – if for instance the car ahead was turning right into a side road. This could be reduced by tightening up the law and allowing overtaking on dual carriageways and motorways only – as a right. This would save many lives each year; prevent countless injuries and would also make insurance claims more straightforward – If someone crashes when overtaking moving traffic – they are at fault. Sign up – it makes sense!

The signatures on this one are brilliant.

by Sandra Green

About 34% of the world’s people live in left-traffic countries and 66% in right-traffic countries. About 28% of the world’s total road distance carries traffic on the left, and 72% on the right.

It’s time to join the majority!

Tell you what Sandra, you drive on the right for a week and tell us what it’s like.

by Aoife

this is a petition which is hoping to help end poverty and try to get the world to be an equal and fair place. sign this petition please because every name counts. i have wrote a letter to the PM about this.

by David Pearson

Ban the presentation of Darwinian Evolution as ‘Scientific Truth’, within state owned organisations, i.e. schools, museums etc and allow it only to be presented only as an alternative theory or worldview by materialists who have a pre-bias to a disbelief in a superenatural creator

Because there’s, y’know, tons of evidence in support of a “superenatural” creator, and bugger-all suggesting we evolved from monkeys and stuff. Wait, no, hang on…

by Stuart Halsall

Since decimalisation in 1971 inflation has eaten away at the value of money and made the one penny and two pence virtually valueless. One penny in 1971 was worth about 11 pence in 2005 prices. Producing pennies that have such little value and that pile up in people draws is a huge waste of time and money for the mint to produce.

I’ve never had change like that piling up in my “draws”. I wish I did. Then i could pay my train fare in pennies and piss off the guy at the station.

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It’s Back! (Back! Back!)

Filed under: Duplicate Petitions, I Petition The Government To Your Name Here, In Soviet Russia Petition Signs You, Really Epic Duplicate Petitions, What A Load Of Bankers, What's a Local Council?, Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children?, Young, Dumb, And Online, spelin an grammer — Tags: — Ben @ 9:24 pm

We’ve been a bit quiet the last few days. It’s partially because I’ve been busy plugging the first Jump Leads book, currently available to buy from Amazon worldwide. No idea what Andrew’s up to, though. He’s probably grinding some teeth (not his) into a fine powder and then testing them on… oh, I don’t know, Hobos or something.

Anyway, let’s get on with whatever it is this blog’s supposed to do. Don’t we post funny pictures of cats with captions or something?

by Mike Melvyn-Taylor

Inroduce a five per cent (5%) pay cut on the 500,000 plus members of the Home Civil Service. Thereby setting an example to the rest of the country. This small cut would save the taxpayers a minimum of £500,000,000.00 pounds a year.

I’m not entirely sure why Mike is making this request, but the second signature on this one is fantastic.

by Heather Reed

Instead of all the parties wasting precious time and energy on scoring political points against each other – why not set up a coalition government (or at least all work together) so that all the best expertise can pull together; beat this recession and get the country back on its feet and help the people! Arguing between parties does not solve the problem – whereas all working together just might!

Great idea, but you’re petitioning the wrong country’s government, I think.

Oh look, Dee Murrell is back.

by Dee Murrell

The preventable deaths of Baby P & all like him are a clear indictment of Britain’s failure to protect vulnerable children & too frequent over-lenient sentences for child abuse & related deaths convey that as a nation we tolerate such abuse & murder.

Effective measures need to be adopted to recognise & tackle child abuse at its earliest stages. Lord Laming’s recommendations excluded how Social Workers could better perform their jobs on the front line when visiting children at risk, where improvements & clear nationwide guidelines are urgently needed!

The ongoing abuse of a child culminating in their death is far worse than outright murder. So all child abuse related deaths should carry a discretionary life sentence & all participants are equally responsible regardless of who did the abuse & who allowed the abuse to go on unchallenged.

As a nation we wish to say that we will no longer tolerate these heinous crimes against our youngest & most vulnerable.

*Abuse includes neglect

Thanks for the footnote there, Dee. Really helpful. Also, haven’t you petitioned for this about seventy times already?

by Janet Holbrook

If banks are contractually obliged to pay exorbitant bonuses with money given to them by the taxpayers, then the Government should claim it back through the tax system, because, as everyone knows, bankers do not deserve to receive any money for their greed and incompetence.

Janet Holbrook there, reminding us that all bankers everywhere are evil – always have been and always will be.

by janice susan collins

I feel it is moraly wrong that vat is put onto common pain relief tablets, cold relief medicines, childrens pain relief, ie:Calpol. These medicines are readily available and give great relief to many people with everyday pains such as toothache, migraine, period pain, infants teething pain, keeping temperature down. Often after a visit to the doctor he may subscribe anti biotics but also suggest pain relief medicine that people have to buy. Also, vat is on ordinary everyday toothpaste, keeping clean teeth is important for good health, (can cause more serious problems within the body). Also vat on sanitary towels is not right, these things are not luxury goods but essentials. Transfer the vat to real luxury goods such as alcohol

Am I responsible for this petition? Indeed, when Marco van Beek suggested removing VAT from safety equipment I took it further using his own logic to include hygene products. Now it seems Janice has taken that to heart. Right then, let’s go ahead and try to stretch this out to its logical conclusion.

Aaaaand now the Government is broke. Nicely done, Marco and Janice!

by Mark Fryer

Please encourage the powers that be to provide an Ice Rink for the people of Exeter – our museum is closed and there is not much for us kids to do! from Mark – aged 14

I am shocked, SHOCKED that there is a child in this day and age who is disappointed in the closure of a museum. Also, shouldn’t you be asking your Local Council, Mark?

by PAUL COCKCROFT

CREATE A NEW ENGLISH COIN TO HONOUR ST GEORGE

And another one to honour Doctor Who, who has bravely saved our great nation from Daleks, Cybermen, Yeti, Gelth, the Wire, Autons, and many other beasties.

by Daniel Meakin

It’s a well known phrase among bikers… “Bikers Make Safer Drivers”. We would like to see the DVLA require all learner drivers to first pass the theory and road tests on a motorcycle or moped under 125cc. The theory test could be combined to cover both bike and car licenses, saving time and money, but the learner should be required to pass the bike/moped road test before being allowed in a car.

We believe that this approach would increase the threat and speed awareness of new drivers, and should have a tangible impact on the associated accident and fatality rates. We also think that it might help car drivers more aware of motorcyclists, a more practical solution than running television or radio advertising.

Mr Prime Minister, please do not back away from making the roads safer, even at political cost, it’s not worth people’s lives! This does not have to cost the government much time or money at all, it just needs political will. There will always be detractors, especially those who are scared of motorcycles. Let’s not let fear stand in the way of saving lives!

It’s a well-known phrase among bikers because bikers are bikers. They bike regularly, which is what helps them develop a better sense of road awareness. Requiring someone to learn how to ride a bike, and then force them to ride that bike well on one occasion only, isn’t going to instantly make every new driver in the UK safer by default. That’s just bollocks.

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I’m going to try to do this quickly. Lots to get through.

Filed under: Anything I Want Should Be Free, Really Epic Duplicate Petitions, Rejected Petitions, Sorry, What Was I Talking About?, This Is What We're Outraged At This Week, What A Load Of Bankers, spelin an grammer — Andrew @ 11:00 am

Okay. First, the Credit Crunch. Correct me if I’m wrong, but in a nutshell I’d say it goes like this: bankers found that lending money was very profitable so they did it as much as possible even when it clearly wasn’t a very good idea and that was fine for a while but they couldn’t outrun it forever and now they lend only when it seems sensible and the government gave them a big pile of money because if all the banks collapse then everyone is fucked. Something like that, right? Only most of the petition site thinks the bailout money is there for the banks to recklessly lend to cretins:

by Geoff and Denise Molyneaux (rejected)

Get the Banks to stop the arrogance and start releasing tax payers money to the tax payer and their employers. The company I work for has been brought to its knees by the simple fact that the Banks are unwilling to lend money so that firms, like the one I work for can progress. Since October, when this started, they have laid off 20% of the work force. Previous to this the Company was booming. You can point the finger at one institution – the Banks of this country. HELP NOW before its too late. Gordon Brown, the man partly responsible for the biggest ressession in living memory.

Possibly I’m just missing something; it’s happened before. Maybe the banks were meant to lend out this bailout money. What I need is for someone to explain it to me in simple terms.

by Joseph Power (rejected)

It’s simple really, in light of the current economic situation we think it’s about time the government stepped in to help the people, small businesses and anyone else who is finding survival a struggle right now. We bailed out the banks recently and are paying for it in a number of ways. We need to see the banks lending again. If this does not happen then we are in trouble. Since the banks aren’t doing this out of their own concern for the welfare of the economy we think it’s time Mr Brown stepped in to stop this financial triage.

No, I still think I’m right. Possibly I’ve just massively missed the point of ecomomics. I mean, as far is I can tell the only difference between Credit Crunch and Normal Times is that in Credit Crunch we’re only allowed to spend money we own, which is basically what I tried to do anyway. I thought that was the point of money.

This one is scary but mysterious. This one appears twice, but comes with a free mental image of the Queen in a blender. This one is funny purely because of a mistake which reverses the petition’s aims. This one is a duplicate of this other one:

by Lorne McCallum (rejected)

The undersigned believe bendy buses should be made to make accordian noises when going round cxorners. This follows a popular campaign on social networking site ‘facebook’, we believe this would greatly benefit the community and increase the popularity of bendy buses. Road rage would also be hilarious

This person has lost at Monopoly once too often:

by Philip Ambler (rejected)

More details cannot be shown

This one is a bit scary:

by Dave (rejected)

The PM must wait by the mailbox at 6PM on March 1st. He knows why. A man will call him on his mobile phone- the PM must refer to him as ‘Joe’. Instructions will come then.

Presumably it’s a joke, though. This one I’m less sure about:

by Bruno Cooke (rejected)

I feel that giving free sweets to the general public on Fridays would increase their working concentration and enjoyment in the workplace. Spirits would be lifted and everyone would be generally happier, causing them to work more enjoyably and perform better. This would, in turn, improve productivity and performance, resulting in an increased level of economic activity in the UK and hastening the end of the credit crunch. Ta-dah!

Here is yet another petition demanding that Facebook groups they disagree with be banned. We may need a category for that. And now, in reverse order: the biggest twats in the world:
3. Jeremy Clarkson
2. People who jokingly say Jeremy Clarkson should be PM.
1. People who call him ‘Jezza’.

by Emily (rejected)

Jezza is the greatest – making him PM would be great – no more car tax, bendy buses, highly priced fuel (well, possible diesel) or stupid extra government money gaining taxes to do with anything.

Well, I mean obviously Anne Widdecombe is worse than most of those people, but only really because she has more power. This next one, I think, would be better off just asking for the county lines to be moved. It would seem to save a lot of work.

by Connor Justin Norman-Read

lowestoft would benefit threw administrive power, money, Waveney District council are in debt yet they want to build a campas however they recentley laid workers beacause of the debt. gorlston left suffolk and went to norfolk not that long ago lowestoft should do the same. suffolk countey council is the reason why lowestoft does not have a third crossing however great yarmouth needs one to but are more likeley to get one beacuse they are in norfolk and the goverement pump money into great yarmouth why do you think it has more retail parks than lowestoft. lowestoft is with g yarmouth for 1st east regeneration g yarmouth has a outer harbour being built nothing has happened to lowestoft. by combining the lowestoft and great yarmouth it will nearley have the population of norwich. norwich is still east anglias capital city and its in norfolk. suffolk has ipswich but its a town.

This one I share purely for its confusing the word ‘ludicrous’ with the rapper ‘Ludacris’. I love those petitions. They’re rare but beautiful.

by james h

This pertition is to ALLOW MARCHES ON PARLIAMENT because it’s ludacris that they have made it a illegal to do so. It was made illegal just because the metropolitan police had to short notice. It’s our RIGHT if we choose to march on parliament it’s our free will to do so. Our civil liberties are being eroded what will it be next just because someone doesn’t like what your saying you will not be allowed to say it next. THERE IS NO FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN THIS COUNTRY. ALLOW MARCHES ON PARLIAMENT

Meanwhile, Anna Ioannou, while selfishly hoarding all the vowels, is so confident that everyone supports her ideas that she’s going to lump them all into one giant petition with one stupid URL. And that might work if she wasn’t demonstrably a slathering cretin who thinks that anyone who breaks the slightest law must be inherently evil somehow:

by anna ioannou (rejected)

we would like the government to end the pampering of criminals, stop using our money to give some criminals a new identity when they are released, make the prisons harder, we want the prisons to be as they should be, no television, computer games, cd’s etc, we want zero tollerance on crime, we want tougher sentences so crime does not pay, life to mean life.we want back our freedom of speech. we want the government to stop pandering to political correctness.
we want to bring back national service and send first time offenders to army style boot camp. we want the government to stop telling us what we should eat, what we should buy, not to smoke and not to drink, we can make our own decisions based on the infomation provided.

And now it’s time for The Conflict In Gaza. Again, I may have got this wrong, but here is how I understand the situation: the history is really complicated but the problem boils down to the fact that everyone in the Middle East is forced to join at least one violent and insane cult all of which want all the others, and any countries forced to support them, wiped out in as bloody a massacre as possible despite the fact that they all agree on basically nearly everything, because the only significant effect religion has on the world is to turn otherwise only mildly disagreeable people into utter cunts and murderers. So now Israel have neighbours who keep firing rockets at them but can’t respond because they’re so much bigger and anything they do seems like an over-reaction, and Gaza can’t do anything right either because their democratically elected government is a known terrorist group. Nobody can broker peace because it’s hard to negotiate a demand like ‘we want everyone else killed’ and the war can’t be won and if it was then frankly the idea of one supercult is even scarier than the million warring factions we have now. Something like that. But there may be a solution:

by Ian Martin of MARTIAN FM (rejected)

We the undersigned abhor and condemn Israel’s military aggression. We believe that banning Israel from Eurovison this year would, because of its trivial nature and huge audience reach, be taken more seriously by Israel than any academic boycott or demonstration, however shrill.

Of all Israeli exports, its pop music is the easiest to boycott as nobody cares whether they hear it or not. And don’t say we’re not being even-handed. We can’t call for Palestine to be evicted. Palestinians aren’t allowed to take part in Eurovision. Even though they live right next to Israel. Which let’s face it is actually in the Middle East. Not Europe.

No hang on, that wasn’t the one I meant to post…

by Liam Gilmartin (rejected)

As the Israeli government get ready to hit the 1000 dead Palestinians mark without criticism from Gordon Brown, will the PM let us know what more the IDF can do to elicit even a slither of criticism from Britain?

No, look, we’ve been over this. Your title should be a clear call to arms, starting in a verb. Watch a master at work:

by syed (rejected)

i want israel to stop bombing civialian and stoped the war as soon as possibal

See? That’s all we have to do. We just have to stoped the war as soon as possibal. Why didn’t everyone think of that sooner?

So now that that’s sorted, let’s turn our attention to problems at home:

by James wooler of putting Britain right (rejected)

We togeather can ban this, ‘chavy’ and ‘boy racer’ type car so we will finally be safe on the roads of the UK,
Instead of driving along and hearing the ridiculus ‘Boom’ of the sub and the ‘Borm and screaming of the 1.1 litre engine. This will benift all of the genaral public as this may reduce tyre prices as the owners will stop ‘Pointlessly’ wheel spinning there cereal toys.

Oh, apparently we don’t have any. I’m intrigued by the idea that reducing demand will reduce prices. Also, I’ve noticed that ‘criminals’ and ‘robbers’ go to jail, so logically if we ban jail the problem will go away.

Did you know that the Girl Guides keep a list of people who are members of the Girl Guides?

by Dave Jones (rejected)

Girlguiding – Rainbows, Brownies & Guides is building a national database of all the girls in the units. This database will contain the details of thousands of girls in the UK, such as age, parents names, telephone numbers, email, race, ethic groups etc.

Whilst Girlguiding maintains this information is "safe" we have grave concerns how a voluntary organisation like Guiding going to ensure total security.

Once this information is leaked or lost into the public domain ALL the girls are at risk . This is precisely why many people have the same concerns over the governments intended contactpoint children’s database. Indeed the conservatives have promised to scrap this database as itis a high risk.

The Deloitte report about the ContactPoint database. stated "It should be noted that risk can only be managed, not eliminated, and therefore there will always be a risk of data security incidents occurring"

If we have serious concerns over the ContactPoint database then we should not allow a voluntary organisation to do the same with fewer controls.

The repercussions of information falling into the wrong hands could be extremely dangerous

I know, shocking, isn’t it?

by Fran Powles (rejected)

Proposals are suggested that inmates of Guantanamo Bay should be housed in our over stretched infrastructure.
We the undersigned refuse this outragous suggestion on an already over populated Island.

Far be it to suggest that you’re actually more angry about the idea of immigrants living here than terrorists, but…

by Donna-Marie Fay

(rejected)

Keep imigrants out for good! KEEP BRITAIN BRITISH!

Coming over here, not even learning the language enough to spell the word ‘immigrant’ correctly in a petition to the government about immigrants…

Lastly,here is one of about five petitions about Graham Stringer posted in the last week:

by Matthew Gregg (rejected)

Recently, Graham Stringer MP has made comments where he claims dyslexia is a myth. This is clearly not true. There are several people in the UK living with dyslexia today, and for them day-to-day life is very hard. He is lying, as according to the British Dyslexic Association, 10% of his constituents suffer from the condition. The condition is not ‘cruel fiction’, and should not be consigned to the ‘dustbin of history’. As you can clearly see, Graham Stringer MP is making clearly false statements, and should be removed from his MP seat as soon as possible.

I am beginning to suspect there exists a variant of dyslexia which causes the sufferer to be staggeringly ignorant of Parliamentary procedure.

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Let’s Fix Everything!

Filed under: Everyone Stop What You're Doing Because You're Mildly Inconveniencing Me, So I Just Type What I Want Here And The PM Has To Do It?, Technology. Tamed., That'd Be Nice, What A Load Of Bankers — Tags: , , , , , — Ben @ 3:21 am

by Peter Davies

1[ Ensure that all Executives of Banks 'bailed out' with Tax payer's money do not take total remuneration of more than £250,000 per annum as introduced in the USA. 2]Ensure that such Banks are encouraged to make loans more readily available to stimulate the economy.

How exactly is “letting people borrow money more readily at a time when the economy is bad so they may not be able to pay it back” going to stimulate the economy in any way other than negatively?

by Vinothan Shankar

The only BECTA recommended operating system for schools is Microsoft Windows, but there are several reasons why this is not the best choice for use in an educational environment. Firstly, the vast majority of malware in existence is for Windows. Secondly, the cost of a Windows computer may prevent some learners from having one at home which is compatible with the ones used at school. Thirdly, Windows restricts the user’s choice of such settings as languages and character support based on edition bought. Finally, Windows is not designed for education.

For these reasons, we believe that the primary OS used in schools should be a free and open source alternative. Many operating systems that are more secure than Windows are available, although there is currently only one specifically designed for education. Many of these systems are Linux-based, and so there are alternatives to most Windows software available, and where they are not, it is possible to run windows applications.

…And then the kids come across a Windows-based machine in the real world and have no sodding idea how to use it because they’re all Linux power-users. Bonus: there isn’t any commercially available educational software that’s coded in Linux. Score!

by wendy j ryan of spirit circle

To urge the government to stop the genetic modification of food. This includes seeds, fruit, vegetables. Animals, fish and animal food products. The aim is to stop genetic modification of all food,for ourselves and our future generations.

To what end? For what benefit? If you don’t want to eat GM food just don’t buy it, you gibbon.

by Mark Startin

It is time to share the pain.

I agree, to whit: I propose we emulate the Government’s experience of having to sift through these bloody petitions by having everyone kick Mark Startin swiftly and keenly in the bollocks. Form an orderly queue, please.

by David Daly

Getting a decent amount of snow fall across the whole of the UK is such a rare event that, when it happens, adults and children everywhere should make the most of it. If everyone spent the day sledging, building snowmen, building igloos and having snow ball fights then no one would have to worry about the cancelled trains, the non-existent bus services and the desperate driving conditions.

That is why a national holiday after 4 inches of snow fall is a good idea. It wouldn’t just reduce accidents and stress but it would probably make us all happier as well!

Because, y’know, the economy can handle people taking more time off from work.

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NHS Medical Practices Should Be Banned

Filed under: Anything I Want Should Be Free, Duplicate Petitions, I Deserve Free Money Because Of The Credit Crunch, There's Already A Solution But Don't Let That Stop You From Bothering The PM, Unworkable Ideas, What A Load Of Bankers, spelin an grammer — Ben @ 1:28 pm

I never get tired of the “quote a bit of a sentence and to change the context” joke. Good times. Anyway, petitions.

by Sarah-jayne nolan

My main reason of starting this petition was to stop cruelty tocats as it is disgusting the amount of people that get awaywith it however I then found out that the new animal welfareact 2007 states: Anyone who is cruel to an animal may be bannedfrom owning animals, fined up to £20,000 and/or sent to prison.Which in my option is about time, however I found this stilldoes not cover if you run over a cat. At the moment the lawstates that if you run over a dog you have to report it but ifyou run over a cat nobody cares. I feel in my option and imsure many people will agree with me that this is wrong. Dogsand cats are both beloved pets that should be treated the same.We should have to report these crimes. I do understand a lot ofthe time a cat may jump in front of your car and it is agenuine mistake but it still needs reporting as I stated beforecats are beloved family pets and there heartbroken families will be searching for them. I understand that there is a similar petition however I believe mine to be more reasonable and realistic.

This would definitely be a reasonable use of Police time.

by Colin Macey

Given the exposure of the plans to increase the rate of VAT after the next election, and the subsequent statement from Mr. Brown that VAT will not be raised beyond 17.5%, my concern is this: If the government has been forced to rule out this method for repaying some of the increased debt, how will they do it now? Before it is too late, I believe that the electorate should have the opportunity to assess the economic proposals from all parties, and democratically choose the most appropriate in the form of an election. I would ask for your support in this matter by signing up to this petition

But the British public don’t seem to know how to solve the crisis. And theyv’e come up with some pretty silly ideas so far. There are petitions from members of the public asking the Prime Minister to abolish VAT, to not abolish VAT, to write off all debt, to nationalise it, to strip Bankers of any honours they may have received, to stop lending money to other countries, to yell at Iceland, and, for some reason, to build memorials for Baby P. All of these ideas are touted as “solutions” to the crisis, and I think we can all agree they’re pretty much bollocks.

by Michael Hastie

It is time to bring to an end to funeral expenses for everyone. It cost nothing to enter this world, then why should we fill the pockets of rich funeral companies? The Nation should show it’s appreciation to all those who helped build and protect this country all their life’s by making funeral expenses a thing of the past. This affects everyone, especially the poor.

This is, again, an absolutely superb idea given the current economic climate.

by Frank Fisher

We have received calls from an overseas call centre claiming to be from a company called Money Management. We get about 3 calls a day trying to sell Individual Voluntary Agreements which they claim is part of a government scheme. They will not take no for an answer, they just keep calling. Because they are calling from abroad the TPS cannot help. They are harassing us and we can’t stop them!!

Actually, these call centres would have been contracted by a company with a legal presence in the UK, so the TPS very much can help. If you’re calling you, you need to find out the name of the company they represent so you can lodge a complaint with–… oh. I guess you’re asleep now.

by Guy Mayhew

Local health centres and NHS medical practices should be banned from using 08 numbers or offer a local 01 or 02 number alternative for booking appointments, as health centres make a profit using these numbers. For example, an 0870 number costs 10 pence per minute (whereby 4.5pence per minute goes to the local hospital).

Yeah! How dare the NHS use the revenue generated by these fixed-rate telephone numbers to pay for things like improving facilities, covering basic operation costs, and caring for… our… er… oh.

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And Now, A Very Special Edition Of “Let’s Destroy Society Together!”

Filed under: Racism, Unintentional Irony, We're British, Dammit!, What A Load Of Bankers — Ben @ 2:26 pm

by John Webster

The banks caused this recession by irresponsible flawed business models and greed. Therefore they should pay the associated costs rather than future generations and todays society.

Yes, hit all of the banks across the country with fat charges that they cannot possibly pay, forcing them to file for bankruptcy and shut up shop. Congratulations, you’ve just caused what’s left of the economy to collapse!

by Vaughn Burns

Immigrants should have to take an oral and written english language test within 3 months of being in the UK to resume working in the uk.

Why limit this to just immigrants? I reckon Vaughn here should be the first person to take the test, and if he fails we should deport him to set an example to all the other Petition Site users.

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Look At The Other Countries!!!

Filed under: George Orwell Had The Right Idea, I Deserve Free Money Because Of The Credit Crunch, I Want To Watch Sports For Free, Not Government Business, Oh Yeah? Let's See You Write A Better Petition!, Thinking Things Through Is Just Not British, What A Load Of Bankers, spelin an grammer — Tags: — Ben @ 1:06 pm

by Allan Weaver

The so called BBC scandal regarding Jonathan Ross pointed out the fact he is paid £18,000,000 a year by the BBC. I have never seen anyone on TV worth anything like that sort of money. The fact that the BBC would throw away that sort of money on one person disgusts me. If the BBC are willing to waste licence payers money like that then it is definitely time the licence was reduced year on year leaving the BBC to earn it’s living the way all other broadcaster do.

Oh, of course.

by Sarah Sumner

Need I say more, it’s obvious that if VAT is cut this will affect everybody, cutting the interest rate only affects people with a mortgage. For everyday people trying to afford groceries etc, this is a must. Money needs to be saved for everyone 17.5% is a joke!! Look at the other countries!!!

I was with you up until you started using an excessive number of exclamation marks. Actually that’s not true – I was never with you at all. I just didn’t want to bruise your ego.

by Debbie Porter

In recent weeks it has emerged that media coverage of a story resulted in many people making complaints about a radio show that the vast majority hadn’t even tuned in to. As a result the programme in question was axed. As the story unfolded it would seem that with the media manipulation it was taken out of all perspective. Now, those listeners who tuned in every week were denied their choice of how TV licence money was spent. A support group was set up on a social networking site to match the number of complaints, which it did and more. But,the authorities have chosen not to recognise this public opinion and have dismissed the group as misguided youths. I would like to see more respect for the online community and the numbers of people who set up support groups, these numbers should be taken into consideration for reporting procedures.

I’m trying to work out whether there is a serious issue to be faced here, or if you just want Gordon Brown to accept your Friend Request.

by Tim Ellis

The people are fed up with the attitude of the banks, we have helped them through a tough time and have had NO! reward in return, on our loans or mortgages. We want the desission reversed give us our money back or give the people the interest the banks are earning on what they have been given from us.

Tim Ellis is clearly disappointed that throwing money at the Economic Crisis didn’t fix it overnight.

by BARBARA SHOTLIFF

Many of these brave young men gave their lives during WW11 and deserve to be honoured for it.

Truly, the Eleventh World War was the toughest of all wars.

by Shaun Coleman

that all sporting events, football, rugby, cricket etc held at international level is made free to all.That means forcing Sky or Setanta to use an unscrambled signal on a channel everyone can have free access to.

I still don’t get why people think that they should be entitled to free sporting events just because the a British team is playing.

by H.Golding

With declining standards in TV/radio, channels are now airing explicitly sexual shows of a pornographic nature. Virgin 1’s ‘Sexcetera’/ Channel 4’s ‘Sex Education Show’ are examples, whilst so-called comedy like ‘Little Britain’ & similar are filled with crude, smutty innuendo. Media glorifies violence/immorality as ‘cool’ & to be aspired to, influencing young minds & doing nothing to discourage today’s gang culture. We don’t want these shows even AFTER the watershed. We’re told if we don’t like it, then switch off! This allows standards to further degrade. We demand a return to decency/morality by broadcasters. The supposed defence that censorship is ALWAYS wrong, doesn’t stand up to scrutiny. Society censors behaviour all the time. If not, why have laws, as all behaviour, even murder, would be OK! The constant drip of immoral/indecent viewing/listening material, can & does lower society’s standards too. This is not a simplistic conclusion. It’s common sense!

I’m half-tempted to sign this petition, if only to get Little Britain off of the telly. In the end though, it’s about Censorship. And also being stupid.

by Scott Lawson

The BBC dont show averts due to us paying a licence fee. ITV show adverts to create revenew. ITV dont get any licence Fee money. BskyB however make you subscribe for channels then hound you with commercials making millions both way its unfair and unjust. BskyB should do one or the other not both.

“Unjust”? Really?

by Mr J R N James & Mrs M James

The only way we can protect our children from abuse and incense, is to for social service to monitor every child from birth until the age of sixteen. The social worker could be responsible for a maximum of six children and provide detailed reports on each child. In the long term this would save social services and the tax payer time and money.

Monitor every child in the country? From birth? Wouldn’t this turn England in a sort-of… Nanny State?

by A McLellan

The campaign to move Christmas, is our way of beating the so called Credit Crunch. Moving Christmas to the 29th February should give people longer to recover from the massive financial burden inflicted on them by this annual event.

I’ll let you write your own commentary, folks.

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Climb Every Mountain Higher

Filed under: Not Government Business, Unreasonable Demands, What A Load Of Bankers — Ben @ 12:01 pm

by Tyler McGill

We call for the Tescos planning application in Dartford to be properly scrutinised. It is a huge proposal which is not sustainable development, and will have serious implications for the local economy, and traffic congestion.

Why do we even have local Councils if you’re just going to put up a petition on the Government website that only six people are going to sign?

by David Braithwaite

We all know bankers have been paid huge bonuses over the last few years. Now the whole banking system has collapsed and the UK is going into a recession, people are loosing their jobs, house prices are falling fast and no-one can get a mortgage. Rather than the banking industry paying for its own mistakes the taxpayer is bailing them out to the tune of £2000 per tax payer, most people who mess up to that extent at work would loose their jobs and not be paid a huge bonus and golden handshake. Now is the time for the bankers who were paid huge bonuses to shoulder their share of the problems they have created and pay a retrospective windfall tax.

“I heard someone at the Pub say that this Economy problem thingy is all the fault of Highly Paid Bankers. String ‘em up, I say!”

by anthony hill

this is to lift the unfair ban on cold calling sales in the personal injury market. This ban was introduced without consulting anyone who used cold calling and only affects P.I. companies the rest of the world is allowed to carry on and this is unfair and a restriction of trade. There is also the fact that more than 80% of claims go unclaimed as the average person in the street is unaware that they are entitled to be compensated, by banning cold calling which was informative to the general public these people are no longer being informed of what they are entitled to. also we believe that this ban is a basic infringment of civil freedoms and is discriminatory as it only applies to one type of industry.

This is how I imagine your average Personal Injury cold-call going:

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Mr. Swanson, please?
Mr. Swanson: Speaking.
Caller: Hello there! Have you recently been in an accident that wasn’t your fault?
Mr. Swanson: Er… no, I haven’t.
Caller: Oh.
[There is an uncomfortable pause.]
Caller: Okay then. [click]

by Craig Melson of DDP

It is very unfair to have to pay just to apply for university. This petition lobbies for scrapping two sets of fees; the application fee by UCAS, and the testing fees for entrance exams many courses need. In the credit crunch, it is not fair to levy such charges.

The UCAS application fee has increased this year from 15-17 pounds, an inflation busting increase of over 10%! This should be free.

As well as applying, one needs to pay for certain entrance exams before going to certain courses, like medicine and dentistry, law and vet. studies.

These all cost alot of money, from 75 pounds for UKCAT to 230 pounds for the GAMSAT test, to get into medicine. BMAT, LSAT and others have their own fees. For some, you can get a bursary, but this is still only partial.

All fees associated with university applications need to be scrapped, as it makes it a heavier burden on those wishing to achieve their potential.

No one said reaching for the stars was easy. Well, apart from S Club 7.

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