Posted by Ben @ August 31st, 2010 8:48 pm. Filed under: Batshit Mental Rants,Commas,Exclamation marks!!!!,I Am A Brain!,I Pay Taxes So You Have To Do Anything I Say,I'm Keeping The Whole Class Back,Is Research The Same Thing As Making Shit Up? Good.,It Says So In The Daily Mail,Not actual freedom -- just what I wanted. Which is basically the same thing.,Racism,Sorry, What Was I Talking About?,spelin an grammer,That's SO UNFAIR! I HATE YOU!,This Is The Worst Kind Of Discrimination! The Kind Against Me!,We Don't Take Kindly To Your Type Rahnd These Pahts,We're British, Dammit!,Work Around My Delusions Dammit!,Xenophobia — Tags: JANET —
cancel human rights law, and get out of this e.u monstrous mistake!!!!!!!Why the contribution is important
To give this country the freedom, and rewards, that the true British deserve. The “so called human rights, seem only to work for illegal immigrants, who are known terrorists, thieves, and gang members. You have only to watch documentaries, or read the national press to see what I mean. All the time, you can see “illegals” given housing, some of them, mansions, that cost thousands of pounds ,in the name of human rights. Benefits should only be paid to people who have paid into this country, i.e. tax, and national insurance . We are a laughing stock. The last government, (and I use the word government, loosly) cut funding to universities, so that HOME students only have very few places, the rest of the places, of which there is many, go to foreign students. Only if you are financially independent, can you get a place in university. Some-one I know of, gained the marks at college, which he was told, that last year, with those very same marks, he would have been able to gain access to university, but now, like the funding,every thing has been changed! The worst thing was, he was told ” It’s a pity you cant go to Africa, for three yearsbecause then, you could have come back to this(his own country of birth) as an overseas university student.
You can’t argue with that. You really can’t. Not because it’s accurate in any way, but because doing so is like volunteering to have your frontal lobe slowly sawn off with a piece of rusty barbed wire.
Posted by Ben @ August 29th, 2010 6:54 pm. Filed under: Racism,Thinking Things Through Is Just Not British,We Don't Take Kindly To Your Type Rahnd These Pahts,We're British, Dammit!,Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children? — Tags: dlee —
After spending a weekend in the Capital London, I was dissmayed to find no UK citizens working at any of the hotel, theatre, resturant, train and taxis we used. As so many of our own children are now leaving school, college and university and cannot get work at all. I would like to suggest that all uk companies be required to employ at least 70% British and 30% others. All companies with jobs in the UK should be supporting our economy this would get our young people into employment and reduce the numbers on benifits from families that have worked and paid into the system, Foreign students/ exchange yrs students should not be taking all the UK service industry jobs.Why the contribution is important
If all companies employing staff in the UK where to have to employ 70% british and maximum 30% others. This would eleviate the number of unemployed in the UK and give British students a start into industry. It would give british kids some self esteem back and hope for the future.
Translation: “I went into London and all the jobs were being done by dark-skinned people! This is a travesty!”
Posted by Ben @ August 5th, 2010 5:12 pm. Filed under: Abolish This!,spelin an grammer,Thinking Things Through Is Just Not British,We're British, Dammit! — Tags: chriswilson —
stop british companies from being asset stripped and then closed downWhy the contribution is important
it seems that when a british company is bought, it is asset stripped, moved abroad and the workforce made redundant. its one reason we have lost our manufacturing capability + its just wrong.
Yes! This sort of thing just wouldn’t happen if it weren’t for all those damned laws enabling it to be so!
Posted by Ben @ April 8th, 2010 5:33 pm. Filed under: Meta-petitioning,Not Government Business,Reject Rednesday,Rejected Petitions,We Don't Take Kindly To Your Type Rahnd These Pahts,We're British, Dammit! — Tags: Kimberley Ackerley, Mathew Nottingham, Mr R Hook —
We’re running a day late, I know. But there were some lovely rejected petitions last night. Who am I to deny you a show?
by Kimberley Ackerley (rejected)Where jobs are available British workers should be given preference over EU immigrants. These EU immigrants should only be given the jobs if no British citizens are eligible or available to take up the positions. Agencies such as 24-7 recruitment which mainly sign Polish immigrants should not be able to procure the jobs available unless it is proven that there are no British citizens available for the jobs.
This petition was rejected because “This petition presents opinion as fact.” Marvellous! Shall I go on? (more…)
Posted by Ben @ March 17th, 2010 7:40 pm. Filed under: Racism,We Don't Take Kindly To Your Type Rahnd These Pahts,We're ENGLISH not British! — Tags: Andrew Constantine —
by Andrew ConstantineTo effect this change, the government needs to amend the Town and Country Planning (Control of Advertisements) (England) Regulations 2007 so as to allow our White Dragon flag to be flown in England without our having to secure planning permission.
Would you kindly fuck off?
Posted by Ben @ February 23rd, 2010 3:51 am. Filed under: Not Government Business,Nothing Should Ever Change!,Thank You For Coming -- It's Been Very Useful,We're British, Dammit! — Tags: Robin Hodge —
by Robin HodgeThe team receives its funding from the UK Government, and UK athletics bodies. It receives funding from UK Lottery funds.It flies the UK flag – not a GB one. It’s time it had a rethink and changed the name to Team UK.
Here are the Google Image Search results for “United Kingdom flag”, and here are the Google Image Search results for “Great Britain flag”. Thanks for playing.
Posted by Ben @ February 15th, 2010 9:31 pm. Filed under: I'm Keeping The Whole Class Back,We Don't Take Kindly To Your Type Rahnd These Pahts,We're ENGLISH not British!,Xenophobia — Tags: Andre Robertson —
by Andre RobertsonLord Madelson has said “Students who miss out on a university place this autumn should take up an apprenticeship or college place”. If more people are applying to attend University then all English people qualifiying to attend a University in England should be given preferance above over sea’s applicants. The people of England voted in a Goverment to protect the welfare of this nation.
Vice-chancellor of the University of Worcester Professor Green said the government had strayed from its own policies of widening access to higher education.
He said: “One of the most important principles in higher education, for almost 50 years, has been the Robbins principle – that ‘courses of higher education should be available to all those who are qualified by ability and attainment to pursue them and who wish to do so’.”
I think they still have some openings left at Xenophobic Racist Shitcock University.
Posted by Ben @ February 4th, 2010 8:42 pm. Filed under: Racism,spelin an grammer,We Don't Take Kindly To Your Type Rahnd These Pahts,We're ENGLISH not British!,What A Dick,Xenophobia — Tags: Carl Brown of Im English and proud —
by Carl Brown of Im English and proudBecome like Australia only let people in that have trades and people we need.
Carl Brown is a racist, xenophobic, bigotted little horse turd. Of course, I’m just speculating based on the evidence presented.
Posted by Ben @ January 19th, 2010 11:45 pm. Filed under: The PM Is The Bloke Who Runs The Football Right?,We're British, Dammit! — Tags: Andrew Henderson —
by Andrew HendersonFootball should belong first and foremost to the fans. We have done and continue to do our best to protect both the game and our clubs. But we need help to prevent so-called “investors” from bleeding our clubs dry.
What the Glazer family are doing to Manchester United represents merely the latest stage in the implosion of English football as we know it.
And it’s not just fans that are affected. The slow demise of Manchester United and other clubs could mean:
- Fewer tourists visiting those clubs’ home towns, following the sale of top players and other assets
- Local businesses losing out
- Damage to England’s World Cup bid: who will back a country where the FA does not stand up against the pillaging of its own football clubs
- Young people losing the desire to play football
It isn’t just a problem for Manchester United fans. It’s the problem of our footballing nation. In the Premier League alone, Liverpool and Portsmouth are experiencing similar difficulties and many more will follow if the authorities do not act to prevent it. Football clubs are both community and national assets. The FA, parliament and the government should recognise this and act before it’s too late.
This is important.
Posted by Ben @ January 16th, 2010 10:43 pm. Filed under: I Petition The Government To Your Name Here,Rejected Petitions,We're British, Dammit! — Tags: clarke ward —
by clarke ward (rejected)It’s just something I was taught at school, that the Orb, Scepter and Mace meant power, order and control and this defines “Britishness”. It gives us the stiff upper lip that we are famed for.
…Alright then.
Posted by Ben @ November 23rd, 2009 10:51 pm. Filed under: Don't Worry About What THEY Want,I Have A Sense Of Perspective: Problems That Are Far Away Appear Small To Me.,We're British, Dammit! — Tags: Mr Barry Beaton —
by Mr Barry Beaton
Yeah, fuck everybody who isn’t us!
Posted by Ben @ November 18th, 2009 10:34 pm. Filed under: Hanging's Too Good For 'Em!,Unnecessary Bureaucracy,Unreasonable Demands,Unworkable Ideas,We're British, Dammit! — Tags: Jon Mitchell —
by Jon MitchellI believe that there should be a new crime created so as to cover such action.
This crime should be called “Shaming the flag” and it should be applied to any British Nationals who act in such a way whilst abroad so as to bring shame on the British people as a whole.
This law should apply to those people who get so drunk abroad that they commit a crime worthy of imprisonment.
It would also cover those people who commit any serious crime abroad, such as rape, murder etc, whether they are drunk sober or otherwise. Alos included in the category of serious crime would be Drug trafficing and Hooliganism of any sort.
This crime should and should be applied to those whe desecrate British war memorials on British soil. It should also apply to those who do the same thing to war memorials aboad – whether they be commemorating the sacrifice of British Soldiers, or the sacrifice of Foreign Soldiers.
“It’s not enough that you raped six people while on holiday to Spain, but you also upset your flag.” Honestly, this entire concept is ridiculous.
