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26
Feb

Boom Bang A Bang

   Posted by: Ben Tags:

by keith jones of taxpaying pensioner with a wish not to be killed by a foreigner being kept here solely to protect people who live in his home country, from being killed by him (rejected)

Anybody who needs an explanation or elucidation of the point of this petition really ought to get on a plane to a Islamic country!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Andre Robertson

Lord Madelson has said “Students who miss out on a university place this autumn should take up an apprenticeship or college place”. If more people are applying to attend University then all English people qualifiying to attend a University in England should be given preferance above over sea’s applicants. The people of England voted in a Goverment to protect the welfare of this nation.

Vice-chancellor of the University of Worcester Professor Green said the government had strayed from its own policies of widening access to higher education.

He said: “One of the most important principles in higher education, for almost 50 years, has been the Robbins principle – that ‘courses of higher education should be available to all those who are qualified by ability and attainment to pursue them and who wish to do so’.”

I think they still have some openings left at Xenophobic Racist Shitcock University.

by Carl Brown of Im English and proud

Become like Australia only let people in that have trades and people we need.

Carl Brown is a racist, xenophobic, bigotted little horse turd. Of course, I’m just speculating based on the evidence presented.

by Tyrone Wall

How come it’s so easy to get into the UK? The other day I saw on the news 3 immigrants who were found in the back of a truck in Kent. They were given a food and rail voucher and the address in London where they needed to register. No doubt the taxpayer is now paying for accommodation, food and thinking about letting the rest of the family over here. When is this country going to stop this? I am currently trying to get into Canada. It’s a trauma. Why… to give my kids a better life as I see the UK descend into self-destruct mode. Surely if we had an immigration reception centre… lets say one of our islands a little closer to Norway, Fetlar would be good, then word would soon spread that maybe the UK isn’t such an easy option. Certainly don’t give out benefits. I am sure they could carry out community duties to pay for their up keep. Roll on Canada.

This reads more like a blog entry or a BBC Have Your Say comment than a petition.

This week’s Reject Rednesday takes place on a Saturday, because I want it to. So let us once again trawl through the ePetition site’s Reject Bin and pay heed to the braying and neighing of farmyard animals.

by Linda Homan (rejected)

Please stop all migrants entering the UK. This includes our European partners. Residents from Europe should be allowed in at the rate of one UK person leaving – let in someone from Europe. This is a small island that is already overcrowded and we are facing huge unemployment without additional people. The argument that migrants help with work can no longer be used. We the British people are not prejudiced. However, if we are to remain the great nation that we have always been, we need to stop the madness that migration is bringing all over this wonderful country of ours!

Yes, because the “madness” going on in the UK these days is solely because of people clawing their way onto our shores like mindless zombies, hungry for the brains of employment, nourished only by the knowledge that the job they’re doing now has been stolen from a hard-working Brit.

The problem with people like this is that they’re complaining about immigrants taking our jobs in one breath, and then decrying “Benefit Britain” in the next. The irony of this is just sickening.

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18
Nov

Speak English!

   Posted by: Ben Tags:

by Mr Henri Senior Coronel

The worst thing our government did was to communicate in xyz foreign languages and should have insisted that those who come here speak understand and write English. over-tolerance is not a help towards assimilation My parents would not allow us to speak Dutch when we came from Holland in 1940

And more’s the pity, because if they’d encouraged you to speak Dutch instead of teaching you English we might have been spared this mind-meltingly insulting petition.

17
Nov

Use Your Inside Voice

   Posted by: Ben Tags:

And the racist xenophobia continues!

by Miss Leanna Gilfillan
by Major Robins

Britain does not need to belong to the EU in order to sucessfully trade with them. At £40 million per day we cannot afford to support the dregs of the rest of Europe. Get out now, rule our own country, look after ourselves. Charity begins at home

It started off as an anti-EU petition and ended as the death rattle of a self-involved wanker who thinks that Britain should just look after its own. Love the unsourced “£40 million per day” claim, by the way.

13
Nov

I’ll Eat My Hat

   Posted by: Ben Tags:

by Mr Michael Owen

We believe that drivers should have unimpeded vision and that face coverings can cause a significant or potential loss of vision whilst operating a motorised vehicle. We believe this to present a risk of vision being obscured whilst the vehicle is in motion and an increased risk of accident, damage or even death.

In addition, we believe that in the event of an accident, it impedes the ability to identify the driver and could also prevent a Police Officer from effectively investigating a criminal offence if the face of the driver is covered. We point out the fact that there is no religious reason why a driver should drive with a full face covering and therefore on safety and security grounds, it should be banned by an act of law.

The racism in this petition is badly veiled – because, y’know, whenever anyone petitions for a ban on burkhas they’re actually saying “Hello, I am a racist” (and, of course, the URL for this petition kind of gives the game away here). In his haste to be a racist bastard he’s conveniently forgotten that motorbike helmets tend to obscure the face as well. Nicely done there, Mikey.

29
Sep

Fuck Foreigners

   Posted by: Ben Tags:

by Ms Jacqueline.Hanna

Surely funding the Pakistani goverment to train and secure their country is enough for Britains involvment in its progress.Please consider bringing our British men home, instead increasing the police force and improving the home office checks on new visitors to our country and re-interviewing those who claimed their passportd within the last 5years should be enough to secure the country within.spend the money inside and for our country.

Yeah. I mean, it’s not like we all live on the same planet, is it? Fuck foreigners.

29
Sep

A Simple Directive From A Simple Man

   Posted by: Ben Tags:

by jay stewart

…And any of those other dark countries.

29
Sep

We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Boat

   Posted by: Ben Tags:

by John Ray

Illegal immigrants found entering the country or wanting to enter should be given a choice. 1. They can become citizens of the UK after 10 years of Army service. This would include serving in Afghanistan. 2. Immediate deportation back to their country of origin. These should be the only choices given to these people.

Mr. Ray later went on to say, “I hate foreigners, and basically what I’d like is for them to go out and just kill each other to death.”

10
Sep

This Month’s Prime Petition

   Posted by: Ben Tags:

by DANIELLE GRINDLE of NONE

why should foregn sitizens be housed befor british sitizens even when we could have bee on the council register months or even years longer,

i am a 22yr old mum who bidded on a house with the date of 14-10-08 on the general plus status & 6yrs befor that and the house was given to a foriegn sitizen who had the date jan09. when i contacted the council about this matter they say they have no records of me ever bidding on the property !!!!!!!!!! IT’S WRONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well for a one thing the “foregn sitizens” probably speak better English than you do. Bloody Hell. Did you even bother going to school as a child or did you just nap during English classes?

by Joanne Lawrence

When Immigration/Police officers find illigal immigrants/assylum seekers they should be micro chiped. At present while they are being investigated they are freed from custody and requested to report to a particular police station on a regular basis. They never do. This way the system can keep better records on how many we have in our country at any given time and know where they are if/when deportation is required.

And remember to spay or neuter your illegal immigrants.

28
Jul

we the tax payer

   Posted by: Ben Tags:

by ian hardy

we the tax payer cannot support all those who are not working or take from us in the form of wages people on benifits should have a cheque book issued by the Government so they can buy food and clothes from state set up shops and stop the spending in the pubs and smoking we should not have to fund this how long can we fund before it all runs out and there is a melt down of our once rich commerce etc we need more money spent on education in the real world to create job opportunities

Ian Hardy clearly doesn’t know what taxes are for.

by Mr, Nick Ayling of na

You said british jobs for British people… why are we still waiting for you to do this…. All you ever do is excuses and lies and never do what you say you are going to do. British people shpould come first but it seems under your leadership if you are foreign you can get a job, or benefits before and more so than British people why is that????

“Plane English”? Ooh, so close.

14
Jul

They’re Taking Our Cells!

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by keith jones of taxpaying pensioner without political affiliation (rejected)

These people are criminals in the country in which they committed the crime and were not put off because they know there are arrangements for them to be put up in our luxurious hotels (known as HMPs) funded by the taxpayer. This is an immoral drain on the taxpayers in this country and should be stopped. We, the people who fund it, should be given an opportunity to indicate whether or not we are prepared to pay for the upkeep of criminals (and their children) convicted in foreign courts.

Keith seems to think that if a Foreigner comes to the UK and breaks the law that said Foreigner is doing so specifically to get thrown into a British prison. Which is, y’know, bollocks.

I’ve reached a point now where I am convinced that Keith is a brilliantly constructed practical joke. Maybe Ann Widdecombe or someone is sat up on the internet late at night, writing ridiculous petitions just to annoy Gordon.

19
Jun

They’re Takin’ Our Jaaahbs!

   Posted by: Ben Tags:

So you’d rather give a job to a Briton even if they’re vastly less qualified than an immigrant who is applying for the same job? Wow. What a dick.

28
Apr

You Filthy Swine!

   Posted by: Ben

Response to the Swine Flu headlines has been interesting. Take this entirely realistic petition, for instance…

by Oliver Lines

A permanent border force based at Ports and Airports should be created not just illegal to catch immigrants but also to monitor and catch any possible epidemics. Recent cases such as bird flu or swine flu show the neccessity of keeping a border force on watch for epidemics and testing suspected cases.

“‘Xcuse me, sir, but do you happen to be carrying any pandemics about your person today, sir?”
“Well, I have a couple in my luggage, yeah.”
“Could you follow me please, sir…”

Or this one, which I’m sure is another person jumping on yet another piece of recent news to keep dem im’gents out of the country.

by Charles Walker of n/a

We should do our best to reduce the impact of what could kill many people by closing our borders with immediate effect.

What, even block flights from countries that haven’t reported Swine Flu infection yet? Well that sounds perfectly reasonable…

16
Apr

I Hate People

   Posted by: Ben

by John Price

Why on earth should British citizens be burdened with paying for foreign nationals who are now unemployed and refuse to go home because our welfare system is more attractive than their own.

Because you’re a crab’s sphincter, that’s why. Come on, surely you can think of a more creative way of expressing your deeply-rooted xenophobia and racism than this. Aren’t immigrants responsible for changing the recipe Tizer uses or something?

by Ann Wright

Food is an essential commodity for every one, and as such should not be subjected to VAT, people are entitled to eat well– many people are becoming unemployed, many loosing their incomes and their homes, families are finding daily life increasingly more difficult, taxing food is counterproductive to a person’s survival.

Oh Glod, this petition is my fault, isn’t it? It was only two weeks ago that I was looking at the logical extension of the concept of removing VAT from pain relief and toothpaste, and now here we are looking at a petition that hopes to tick the second item off of my hypothetical analysis off the list. I can only apologise.

by Martin Burn of modSunday

we, as mods, feel our way of life is being hindered by the unfair and provocative costs. we,as mods, demand a fairer deal. and the reintroduction of wigan pier as an all night mod club

How the Hell did this petition even get approved? It’s very clearly a joke.

by Paul Morris

Why do the foreigners when they come to the Uk to migrate from the eastern european countries looking for work refuse to speak any English.

The UK Govermant SHOULD be made to make every person who is entering this country, That they learn english or can speak it good before they apply for residency.

They should learn it as us BRITISH PEOPLE when we migrate to another country learn it to fit in with the populas.

Were I a mythical creature that feeds on irony, this petition would keep my appetite sated for the better part of a week.

by Mrs Joanne Simpson

We feel that patients in England with chronic illnesses are being treated unfairly as they still have to pay in full for their prescriptions.

We cannot understand why patients who have a chronic illness such as Ulcerative colitis, Crohn’s and Asthma, just to name a few, are still having to pay for their prescriptions.

Many patients are having to make choices between paying for the basic requirements in life and paying for their prescriptions. The quality of life for many patients would be greatly improved if they could collect all the prescriptions prescribed for them.

Since April 2007 all patients in Wales have been entitled to free prescription and in Scotland patients irrespective of whether the patients have a chronic illness or not are paying for their prescriptions at a reduced rate on a sliding scale until 2011-2012 when they will become free is this just?

How is it unfair treatment if you’re being charged the same price for prescriptions as everybody else? It’d be unfair if the chronically ill got their prescriptions for free, that’s what’d be unfair.

by mrs c webster of none

The goverment is saying you are to young to smoke or drink at 18 but still want your vote there by saying you are not educated enough to know what is good for you But you are educated enough to know who is the best party to run the goverment of this country If you think 18 should be old enough to smoke/drink and vote then sign this petition.

I’m going to give Mrs C Webster the benefit of the doubt and assume she has a broken keyboard.

by GORDON REID

Any assialum seeker or immigrant who obviously hates us so much has to have the privalage of being allowed to remain in the U.K. revoked. It is time that the human rights of the majority was considered before that of these people, and they have to be deported no matter what threats they CLAIM to be under. The british public has been very patient but that is now wearing very thin. We now read that 90% of immigrants refused permission are allowed to stay, while many are no doubt good people we are FULL. G.Reid

I’m also going to give Mr. Reid the benefit of the doubt and assume that “assialum” is some kind of rare hypothetical element that can only be found in the UK, and tons of scientific types are coming here looking for it. Or something.

by M B McIntyre BEM. LCG. of St George of England

Stop any further immigration into the UK for a period of 10 years to allow the backlog of illegals & asylam seekers to be resolved.

Yes, that’ll solve all our problems. I love it when racist, xenophobic pricks like M B McIntyre try to come up with fancy, almost-logical reasons to keep immigrants out. It’s like when Proposition 8 was up for the vote in California. All of the pro-Prop8 people were saying, “Oh, don’t worry. It’s only going to make gay marriage illegal from the day it’s brought in. We won’t touch the people who are already married, honest!” – and then once Prop 8 was unfortunately passed they started filing proceedings to have all of the gay married couples legally divorced.

Fuckers.

by wayne rees of may contain nuts

For too long food companies have hidden behind the current law which requires a disclaimer if certain products are used.For example we have all seen “may contain nuts” or “may contain milk or eggs” either something is in there or it is not, this loophole must be closed. if it means the food companies have to introduce more stringent quality control then make it so.

I bet Wayne Rees is one of those guys who says, “I can’t have done anything wrong, it must be the computer’s fault!”

11
Mar

Let’s Do All The Things That You Wanna Do

   Posted by: Ben

by Sean Quiney of Copcut Lane Residents

We want all plans to be scrapped for the proposed plans to build 800 + homes in Copcut Lane, Droitwich,Wr9 7JB

Have you tried laying down in front of the bulldozer? Or, and this may be a tad more effective, have you tried contacting your local council?

by Andrew Dyer

British Summer Time ends approximately 8 weeks before the shortest day, however it restarts again 14 weeks after the shortest day meaning that we have to endure 6 more weeks of evening darkness than is necessary. There is no reason for this disparity. There is enough daylight for children to go to school in the morning by mid February.

Read the signatures. Priceless.

by Nigel Heal

The Armed Forces are ordered to duties oversea’s, protestors should not be allowed to disrupt parades and similar events. If people wish to protest then they should do so in places such as outside Parliment, MOD Main Building and other Government buildings.

Glod bless freedom of speech (which, incidentally, is what our soldiers are allegedly fighting for).

by Richard Bass

We believe that instead of automatically paying an individual based on their circumstances in return for nothing. People should be paid benefits for carrying out jobs given to them by the government, like a wage. A role should, and can be found for almost any circumstance and thus it is unnecessary to just let people make excuses to be lazy.

This would benefit the country as a whole, as jobs can be created that improve communities and teach people which will improve their chances of finding work in the future.

Suggested jobs for this new benefit regime: “Lightbulb changer,” “Ladder holder,” and “Office Chair Height and Back Support Adjuster”.

by Kelly Beech

Please visit The Border Agency website & look at the statistics for immigrants & asylum seekers who enter the UK each year. They are taking British jobs & British homes. In turn they are taking our land as we need to build new homes to accommodate. Some are even taking our tax payers money in benefits whilst British citizens are struggling! Let’s say no!

I’d rather say “no!” to xenophobic, racist arseholes.

by andrew hall

Post Office Limited is threatening to close our village Post Office which will close our one and only village shop. They are to replace it with a mobile service (5 hours per week). Current provision is over 35 hours & the impact on our local economy.

I was unaware that the Prime Minister ran the Post Office.

by Stephen Biggs

For example if you get 8 years you do 8 years not 4 eyars on good behavour BUT you can do 4 years on good behaviour if you join the army on special conditions fight for our country.

Haven’t we already shot this idea down? Twice? It’s getting to the point where I think these petitions need their own category.

by Alan J Smith

How can we improve both ourselves and our country when we get an education from university but end up with a huge debt. Its worse for the mature student who has no hope in getting a job but goes back to university to get a degree therefore making thmselves more employable. Teenagers dont stand a chance in life because all they will have is a degree and a load of debt.

This is a reasonable and achievable idea. Ooh, is someone serving pork? I’ll have a wing, please.

by John Monney

I have discovered that approx 4% of my council tax bill goes towards paying for council employees pension funds.

As a pensioner struggling to live on a state pension, I believe this is totally unnacceptable

Right. Because 4% is a really big number, and as we all know council employees are already dead anyway so they’ll never need to claim their pensions. The URL is hilarious – this is a tax scandal? Really? Really?

by Zenita

Not many people have a large deposit or if any deposit to put towards a house, i think you will have many prople not being able to buy there own home which in this day and age is wrong, eveyone should have the right to have there own home keeping 100% morgages helps so many people get on the property ladder and without them many many poeple will suffer!!

Sigh. That was a nice global economy we had, once…

I’m not sure what Gordon Reid is asking for here. I’m sure I could sit down and read it, but because he’s decided to post the entire ruddy petition in the title and leave the “More details” field empty I’m stuck staring as a wall of text that makes my eyes hurt when I try to read it. More alarmingly, this is becoming a regular trend on the ePetition site, too – right up there with petitioning the Prime Minister to Your Name Here.

by Craig Strachan

In the current financial climate we believe that the banks should be forced to stop charging customers for going overdrawn and missing direct debit payments. The fact that public funds are being used to keep the banks going should allow the government to stop such charges. This will help the thousands of people who are now struggling to make ends meet and stop people from being unfairly punished.

I would say that if you’re committing to payments you can’t actually afford to make then it’s not an unfair punishment. Alright, yes, bank charges in the UK are rather ridiculous, but saying “Hey, y’know, we’re not going to charge you bank fees anymore, because of The Economy” is hardly going to help matters.

by Edward Manning

Who thinks that some fruit such as are too expensive and it should go down?

Why do you think the price of fruit is increasing? Is it because of foreigners? Homosexuals? The global economy collapsing at the end of last year? Terrorists? We may never know.

by Marc Burton

Shrove Tuesday and Guy Fawkes Night are to one and all the highlights of the Gregorian calendar. On no other night do the British public come together in such jovial harmony. Therefore we believe it is only right that these occasions gain the respect they deserve and are each awarded a day of national holiday to mark the passing of two truly British events.

No.

by Alan Reginald Derek Laming Tizzard of National Service Veterans Alliance

Central and Local Government forms associated with Equal Opportunity Monitoring require the applicant to indicate their ethnic origin with numerous choices with the exception of ‘White English’, as the basic form is printed in English and approved by the English Parliament in England will Government ensure that ‘White English’ as a category is included on all future forms in the interest of Equal Opportunity Monitoring?

No.

by Neil Aldus

I would like to ask the prime minister to abolish parking fees on meterd parking places everywhere in the UK. This would encourage people to come back to the city centres and begin shopping again. Parking fees for short trips into town centres only serve to discourage shoppers bothering at all. This would have a greater effect on kickstarting consumer spending than the 2.5% reduction in the VAT rate at a much lower cost. Most shoppers hate paying for parking. Allow everyone a maximum of 2hours with the same fines for exceeding the time limit. This would have the effect of increasing the “turnover” of shoppers and thereby increase consumer spending and perhaps add a little to the “kickstart” that the economy so badly needs. Sometimes it’s the little changes that make the big difference and so often go overlooked.

No.

by James Brewster

Jade Goody’s battle has caused a 20% increase in cancer screening. Clearly the NHS is not getting through to women, so Jade’s Law would require NHS surgeries to telephone all women in their practice to explain the importantance of being screened.

Oh yeah? Well Kylie Minogue’s Breast Cancer diagnosis several years ago prompted an increase in cancer screenings in the UK and in Australia. If anything, Kylie deserves her own law. Also: advertisements on TV, radio, and in magazines would be far more effective than calling everyone. I’ve worked in call centres. No one likes to be bothered, even if it’s something important.

by James Higgs

We the undersigned request the Prime Minister to repeal the Trinitarian Act of 1812. Thank you.

The Trinitarian Act of 1812, for those of you who don’t know, was passed to legalize the practice of Islam in the UK. What James Higgs is effectively asking for, her, is to ban Islamic practice in the UK. James Higgs has basically found a cleverly worded way around the ePetiton site admins’ strict (heh) screening process. He’s also a walrus dick.

by Janice Breeze

Soon a film called Corpus Christi will be shown in America. Christians do not want it shown here as it represents Jesus and his desciples as homosexuals. This is blasphemy. The Bible states clearly that homosexuality is an abomination. Please do not reject this. Muslims have had a play removed from the stage because it upset them. atheists have blasphemy about there not being a God plastered on buses. Remember we are still a “Christitan” country. please listen to its citizens. thank you

Y’see, the beauty of Free Speech is that, in this country, you can show a film about pretty much anything. The downside of Free Speech is that we have to put up with mindless fucktards like Janice Breeze.

by ed daniels

petition to cancel all personal mortgage/secured debt in the U.K. every 50 years Reasons: 1st To remove the fear of homelessness. 2nd Stop asset values falling by forcing a bottom in the market.3rd Bring buyers to the market as owners are free to drop prices. 4th Create a spending boom, no mortgage = more cash to spend. 5th Investors can be reassured by promising an on going cycle of debt cancellation every 50 years and banks would be able to lend on that basis creating a stable market. 6th the current crisis offers an ideal opportunity for the government to show leadership which would help both the people (popular) and the financial markets by offering an opportunity to create a true asset value assessment in which to invest.

Every fifty years? Woohoo! Time to re-mortgage in 2059!

by G Wilson

by creating a box on all election ballot papers allowing a vote for “non of the above” would allow a true voice of the people to be shown. giving all parties the opportunity to re address the parts of their manifesto that the true majority of the country disagree with rather than as is at the moment where the people of the country HAVE to vote for the best of a bad bunch(so not to “WASTE”their vote) or not vote at all. if the majority vote should end up to be “none of the above” there should be an interim period of an equal hung parliament for an agreed period of time to enable all parties to change their policies to reflect the voice of a true majority.

Or, alternatively, you could just not vote. That way you don’t even have to get up or anything.

by Ben W Boagey

Britain’s history and culture is fantastic and unique. Much like the majority of people detest the Euro as a possible currency for Britain, the British pound is a fantastic part of our sovereignty and of our history and culture. We used to have such a fascinating and historic currency that was ditched for a decimal system (which is, in all fairness, much more practical). I suggest that we return Britain to the wonderfully nostalgic and unique system of half-pennies, farthings, sixpence and shillings. It would be more difficult to grasp, but oh so much more fun and interesting. Plus, oh so very cool.

You are an honest-to-goodness moron.

by Rose-Mary Gower

However good a Prime Minister is when they take office, the longer they stay in the post the more likely it is that power goes to their heads!

A fucking terrible idea – on the off-chance someone who’s good at the job comes into power, the most you’ll ever have them is for those two terms. Then some brainless moron will step in instead.

by Laura (rejected)

I love stephen ;D that is all. This is a serious matter. SERIOUS.

Seriously? Like, for reals?

by Paul Rudd (rejected)

It should be illegal for anyone who is on benefits to father/mother a child/baby, as they have no means of supporting it apart from more benefits from the government and the tax payers wallet.

These are the types of children that grow up and become like there parents and milk the benefits. How is it fare that a couple (or single parents) who have never worked in their life and do nothing to contribute to our society (apart from eating up the hard working people’s money), can get so much from our government, including a 3 bedroom house in some cases. Sick!!!! These people have children and bring them up to be like them, if not worse. They breed criminals and contribute to the asbo generation. These people are killing our country!

Make it illegal for these people to have children in order to clean up our society and population and stop wasting money on them. You must have a well paid job/career which is sufficient to support children.

It may sound like a policed state idea, but if your a decent person then what have you got to hide?!

It will work!

Along similar lines, I propose that it becomes illegal for small-minded idiots to conceive children. That’ll stop Mr Rudd passing on his moronic philosophies to the next generation.

by john o’brien (rejected)

the gov. does not seem to be doing anything about illegal imigrants.also we seem to be tacking to many imigrants ,france has more space than us.

So put a stop to all immigration, then. Amazingly, this petition was rejected not because it’s ridiculously racist, xenophobic and downright moronic, but because it overlaps with this one…

by Michael Bruce McIntyre of England and saint George

The situation currently in the uk in as much as the amount of illegal immigrants are concerned is clearly out of control. To stop all immigration for a period of ten years would; enable the system to recover from what appears to be overload. The current influx of immigrants is clearly unsustainable. Housing employment and social structures such as the NHS are clearly stretched to breaking point. The UK is a relatively small island.It will soon be over populated. What quality of life will future generations enjoy if the current situation is allowed to contiue without controls and proper policing. If you agree with the points raised and consider them valid and reasonable sign the Petition.

…a petition that has signatures from such level-headed British citizens as “Worried about the country” and ‘brian winson ,stop imigration forever we have had enough”. Looks like bigoted arseholes continue to find any excuse to stop people with a slightly different skin colour and accent from getting into “their” country.

by Mr Ashurst

Children in schools should be taught to use text books in Infants, Junior and first part of comprehensive school. That’s what school should be all about!!! They should not even know what the internet is until 18. This is why it’s so easy for paedophiles to come online when young children are in chatrooms.

Things Mr Ashurst did right in this petition:

  • Spelt “paedophiles” correctly.

Things Mr Ashurst did wrong in this petition:

  • Everything else.
by Stacy Hughes

As we are in recession. there are ALOT of british people un-employed because of the credit crunch. I think that when we have times like this where we are in recession. Well we should send the migrants home to give us british a chance to find a job and then there will not be as many people on Job seekers allowance.

Irony: Stacy Hughes’ Grandmother is Polish. Well, not really. But wouldn’t that be funny? But seriously Stacy, do fuck off. Thanks.

by Atticus Tayar

This petition is about the very urgent and growing problem of Climate Change which is proved to be real and proved to be caused be human activity and which we must do somthing about now.

Climate Change is a very urgent and growing problem, and I admire your zeal, Atticus. However I think it’s worth noting that your suggestion is completely sodding unrealistic. It’s all well and good to say “Cut it all out by 2019!” but… well, how? You dozy bastard.

by David Rawling

Official statistics show that the number of foreign workers has risen by 175,000 since Brown’s speech, while the number of British in work has fallen by 46,000.

The suggestion offered in the signatures aside, maybe it’s because they’re doing all the shit jobs none of the people born in the UK seem to want to do.

by Andrew Constantine of Free England Party

The disintegration of the UK is revealing the survival of the first European nation state, that of England and of her great people, the English. The English have had the most remarkable history of any people and have made a uniquely valuable contribution to the world.

The English invented Parliament, based it in Westminster and this is aptly called ‘the Mother of all Parliaments’ around the world. England developed into the first modern nation state. The English monarchy and much of our constitution survive (under the declining British state), ready to re-emerge as we regain our national independence.

The English people are famed for their national values: those of fairness, equality, of enterprise and of toleration. But we are also known for having produced the world’s greatest poets and novelists.

Nor should England’s genius and achievements in the fields of invention in technology and science be overlooked. This new English Museum should be the national museum for the whole of England, lending objects and sharing expertise across our nation.

This new English Museum will tell the story of England, its land, people and culture.

So basically, you want a large building in which you will find a plate of Fish & Chips, and a bunch of Doctor Who DVD box sets. And Stephen Fry.

by phillip wadley

As a dad of 3 i have had an active part in their life i am a very good dad and have a fantastic relationship with all 3 of them i have now splitt with their mom and to revenge our splitt she has stopped me seein them as a hard working dad i can not get legal aid my solicitors fee is £100 per hr my court fees are a round £175 and growing why is this beeing allowed to happen i have done nothing to hurt my children in any way i want to see them so they can also deal with the split of their parents the last time i had my children is 3 months ago im under the doctor as i feel i cant go on WHY IS THIS BEEING ALLOWED TO HAPPEN LET THE LAW BE CHANGED NOW give me the right to see my children by law as now if the mom says i cant see them then thats it i am a good man let me look my children in the eyes and say to them i changed the law to see you and for every other farther who is going though this its so wrong i can not begin to tell you how i feel im so angry about this law you can make a change in my life and every other family so why dont you do it now my email address is phillwad@hotmail.co.uk if anyone can help me with this matter please do or let me no if you are going though this to il be happy to respond to you thank you phillip wadley.

I completely agree with you. You should be allowed to see your children, so long as you promise – and I mean reeeally promise – that you won’t under any circumstances try to teach them English. Let their school worry about that.

by ED KALEY

BUY BRITISH AND SUPPORT OUR WORKFORCE.

BARACK OBAMA HAS SAID “BUY AMERICA” – WHY NOT THE UK.

EUROPE IS NOT THE ANSWER TO OUR PROBLEMS

What country was your keyboard made in? Because it looks like your CapsLock key might be stuck.

by Lisa Edington

We need Sarah’s Law to be able to protect our children, at least if we are given the choice to know the whereabouts of these monsters we can then choose wheather or not to let our children play outside. We can obtain a list of all ASBO’s which are just petty criminals, yet you are denying us the right of finding out if there are evil twisted people living near us that can do unthinkable things to our little children! This is something that needs to change NOW.

Because while an individual may take that information and put it to good use, People are stupid. People will look at the addresses and decide it might be worth paying some of these people a visit, perhaps stopping at B&Q to pick up some bricks and pitchforks on the way.

Additionally, Julia Lightfoot added to her signature the comment, “why should convicted paedophiles not face the consequences of their actions?” They already have faced consequences. They spent time in a prison. That’s why they’re convicted sex offenders, you dolt.