Posted by Ben @ April 29th, 2010 2:39 am. Filed under: Gibberish,Hadrian's Firewall,I Must Be Of Something,Rejected Petitions,Unintentional Irony,Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children? — Tags: Jathindranath Arayath kooteri —
by Jathindranath Arayath kooteri (rejected)Dear Prime minister,I believe that the safety of our children, community, society and business is more threatned by the use of internet itself. To make it more secure and make individual responsible for their act it is necessary to make the internet account as a bank account with individual to log on to access the web as a whole. In this way we can give a restricted web access to our children and protect them from unwanted elements and make the web experience much more fruitful for them and our future. I thankyou for the time you have taken to go through my thought. Thanking you once again
Yours sincerely
Jathindranath 26 j*** *** *** *** ***
07*********
This is deliciously ironic. Still, in the interests of not being a dick I have edited out Jathindranath’s address and phone number, even though it is still up on the original petition.
Posted by Ben @ April 28th, 2010 3:12 am. Filed under: Hadrian's Firewall,Rejected Petitions,spelin an grammer,Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children?,You Know - We Haven't Banned Anything Lately. — Tags: Kirsti Wardil, Luke Derbyshire —
Luke and Kirsti really don’t like Facebook.
by Luke Derbyshire (rejected)We would like the Prime Minister and the Government to enforce some kind of ruling in what is done on social networking sites. People should not be allowed to target this and more rules should be put into place in order to avoid this.
What is this?
How many dead babies does it take to piss off an internet user?
by Kirsti Wardil (rejected)I would like facebook groups to be banned. I have recently noticed the increase in sick people on facebook there is people on the groups thinking it is right for babys or young children to be killed it is sick and why should people have to see this? Something serious needs to be done to stop this as it looks like facebook are doing nothing to stop these people and they dont make it easy for you to contact them either. These children should be left to r.i.p without people saying they deserved it.
You’re right. If I were a dead baby I’d be very offended and I’d hardly get any rest at all.
Posted by Ben @ April 28th, 2010 3:06 am. Filed under: Anything I Want Should Be Free,spelin an grammer — Tags: sam charleton of gameing comunity —
by sam charleton of gameing comunity (rejected)most games on the xbox 360 come with some sort of downloadable content which you have to pay for, we the people who buy and play theese games dont want to pay for this extra content considering we pay on average £40-50 for a game.
Yeah! Why should I pay money to have more stuff?
Posted by Ben @ April 24th, 2010 9:00 am. Filed under: Hanging's Too Good For 'Em!,It Says So In The Daily Mail,Not actual justice -- just what I wanted. Which is basically the same thing.,Rejected Petitions,spelin an grammer,This Is What We're Outraged At This Week,Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children? — Tags: james agius, jedd henry karl wallace —
And still the ePetition team rejects petitions! This is most irregular. Still, we have semi-literate scrotum wranglers submitting petitions about things that the papers have told them to feel very angry about. What is it? Oh yes, more James Bulger stuff.
by james agius (rejected)James bulger was killedd when he was 2 years old by 2 pieces of scum john venables and robert thompson His killers aged 10 at the time have since been released. Jame’s family has been let down by the justice system so much.Now one of Jame’s killers has broken one release rule by doing another crime!should he have been out in the first place?what they did was planned and they knew exactly that the little boy should die.Do you want this scum on a street near your child or grand son? put them back away now please help with this petition. Petition: With this petition I hope to gain as many signature,s to take away the rights of having so much privacy and protection for child killers. For The sake of James’ parents please stop wasting tax payers money by protecting the evil. Make them lose their right to keep the public informed of any future crimes they may commit.
Justice: Serving time for the crime you committed. Which, insofar as the James Bulger killing is concerned, I think has been fulfilled.
Fun fact: The British newspapers made a point of calling James “Jamie Bulger” in all correspondence because it made the youngster seem more innocent, as if him being a two year-old wasn’t enough. His parents never called him Jamie.
Still,a t least the papers got his last name right, unlike this bugger:
Reveal the identitys of James bunglers killers and let The british people vote what happens to them.by jedd henry karl wallace (rejected)I and many others are disgusted at The killers of James Bungler and believe justice should be handed to the people as we are a democracy and in a democracy the people have a right to decide
Firstly, if you’re going to be pissed off about something at least have the common decency to do the basic research first, otherwise you just come across as a bit of a tit. Secondly, everything else that’s wrong with this petition.
Presumably “jedd henry karl wallace” is one person with four names and not, say, the four members of a new, badly-informed and horribly illiterate boy band.
Posted by Ben @ April 22nd, 2010 3:05 am. Filed under: Duplicate Petitions,Rejected Petitions,spelin an grammer,Stop Spending My Money On Things I Don't Understand.,Thinking Things Through Is Just Not British,Unintentional Irony,What Have Other People Ever Done For Me? — Tags: sandra john —
by sandra john (rejected)spend the money in britain and lower taxes thus increasing our stanard of living and helping the economy.
Why don’t people in the UK get foreign aid, eh Gordon? It’s discrimination is what it is.
Posted by Ben @ April 15th, 2010 6:09 am. Filed under: Exclamation marks!!!!,Just Like That!,Rejected Petitions,spelin an grammer,Stop Spending My Money On Things I Don't Understand.,Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children? — Tags: Miss Amy Oddy —
by Miss Amy Oddy (rejected)Mps have time to do tv programmes etc & spend taxpayers money on whatever they please. Someone needs to set up a centre were researchers trawl the internet for websites/groups/people that find and remove all things with that content may it be pictures or words. Pay the researchers with the money thats wasted instead of on expenses!!!
Bonus Points: casual dismissal of expenses as a waste, planting this petition firmly in “Stop Spending My Money On Things I Don’t Understand” territory.
Posted by Andrew @ April 10th, 2010 11:32 pm. Filed under: Batshit Mental Rants,Gibberish,Rejected Petitions,Stand Back! I'm Going To Try SCIENCE!,Thank You For Coming -- It's Been Very Useful — Tags: john jenkins —
I’d like to welcome a new member into our Top Ten Petitioners: John Jenkins. We’ve featured him before, demanding quantum metric currency and… well, it’s hard to say as his grasp on the English language is akin to that of a large metal claw on a stuffed bear. I suspect his grip on reality is little better but as I say, it’s difficult to be sure with him. But it turns out that, like Keith Jones, he’s a serial petitioner (although a far less prolific one than Jones) and not one of his petitions makes the slightest shred of sense as far as I can see. He’s had a few accepted onto the site, but the most popular has all of five signatures. Here’s a selection that jumped out at me. I think they illustrate a man’s decent into madness:
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Posted by Andrew @ April 7th, 2010 9:17 pm. Filed under: Anything that passes the spellchecker must be what I meant,But "But Sir..." Sir!,Rejected Petitions,There Their In They're House,Website News — Tags: daniel maycalf —
by daniel maycalf (rejected)concerned britons nationwide are petitioning the pm in order to improve our standard of living but our efforts are being !!RIDICULED!! by a blog called But Sir which is copying petitions they think are stupid and putting them on there website
not only is this GRATELY INSULTING but it is A BREECH OF THE DATA PROTECTION ACT as teyare posting PEOPLES NAMES WITH THE PETITIONS!!!!
we the undersigned urge the prime minster to SHUT THIS BLOG DOWN FOREVER.
This has happened before and I’m not convinced either is real. But whether it’s an idiot trying to shut us down or an idiot trying to promote us, it’s an idiot on the petitions site so it’s in our remit.
Unfortunately, it’s not in Gordon Brown’s remit so it had to be rejected.
Edit: It occurs to me that at least one member of the petition team must know about this blog now. So if you’re reading this: if you could just forward us the dumb ones it’d save us a job. Thanks!
Posted by Ben @ April 5th, 2010 7:17 pm. Filed under: Gibberish,Hanging's Too Good For 'Em!,I Must Be Of Something,I Petition The Government To Your Name Here,Not actual justice -- just what I wanted. Which is basically the same thing.,Rejected Petitions,We Petition The PM To Climb This Wall Of Text,What A Load Of Bankers — Tags: Mark Johannsen of Myself —
by Mark Johannsen of Myself (rejected)Banks, Building Societies and Utility Companies can submit what they like to Credit Rating Agencies who then have the ability to sell information about individuals and companies. This could be as the result of a dispute or late payment. These bodies can submit information unchecked and not available to be scrutinised by the person or body they are dambing. Yet if you kill a 2 year old boy and throw his body on a railway track it is in the public interest to hide the killers identity. The crime these two boys commited was truly horrific, they were found guilty in a court. Big business can ruin people without a trial or any cross examination. 2 things need to be done .1 expose the murders protect them if necessary from vigilanties but don’t let them hide and 2 before companies put dambing information on Credit Reports the information should be scrutinised and the person accused should have a chance to put their point across.
There’s a lot going on in this petition, and it’s all shit.
Posted by Ben @ April 4th, 2010 7:37 pm. Filed under: Are You Kidding? We Can't Afford That!,Clearly You've Thought This Through,I AM TALKING!,spelin an grammer,Stop Spending My Money On Things I Don't Understand. — Tags: christina aston —
by christina astonWe should not be paying Billions of our money into the corrupt eu when we are actually getting to a state of bankruptcy. The eu should have a maximum of 1 million from all the countries that are joined to it. If the eu cannot manage on this vast amount of money then like most of us they will have to cut their cloth and make ends meet. The eu was for free trade within europe NOT for total control over the peoples within Europe. This is now another gravy train which is quickly getting out of hand and needs to be stopped in its track.
Posted by Ben @ April 1st, 2010 6:59 pm. Filed under: Hang on -- This Should've Been Rejected,Not Government Business,spelin an grammer,The ePetition Team is a Confederacy of Dunces,You and What Army? — Tags: ERIC VARDON -ODONKOR —
by ERIC VARDON -ODONKORDear ,sir iam a soldier currently serving with the household calvary mounted regement.i have done so for 5yrs .early this year i went through some difficulties which made me to sign of from the army.later on i realised i had made a mistake and decided to withdraw my application but this has been refused by all ranks in my regement.the consequences of me leaving the army will be difficult for me and my family .i have two kids and one on the way ,am the only bread winner of my family .if i should leave the army now it would be very disastrous for me and my family.the reason they are giving is over manning in the british army.i know of peopl who were allowed to sign back on.i have about ten months left and hoe you could help me stay
Ignore the horrific spelling and grammar on this petition, as well as his sob story. He’s not the problem here. The problem is the ePetition team, who generally don’t authorise petitions relating to specific cases or personal circumstances. Why they decided to authorise this petition rather than reject it and send the guy an email telling him how bes to go about getting his problem resolved is beyond me.
Posted by Ben @ April 1st, 2010 12:38 am. Filed under: Hanging's Too Good For 'Em!,I Accidentally The Whole Thing,Not actual justice -- just what I wanted. Which is basically the same thing.,spelin an grammer — Tags: Shane Dalton —
by Shane DaltonMake the Life sentence mean Life, harsher sentencing for violent crime and more aftercare and support for victims and their families. At present sentences are too lenient which is why many of them go on to
Go on to what? “A way out of this”? Is that what you were going to say? S-speak, Dalton. How can we change what’s happening?
