Reject Runday (I’m busy on Rednesday.)

Filed under: ...Or Else!, Anything I Want Is A Human Right, Anything I Want Should Be Free, Don't Worry About What THEY Want, Just Like That!, Lord Knows I Ask Not For Myself, Not Government Business, Reject Rednesday — Tags: , , , , , , , — Andrew @ 6:14 pm

by graham giles (rejected)

We are fed up with politicians not answering a simple yes or no to a petition.

This petition has been rejected.
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Reject Rednesday IV: Saturday Morning Fever

Filed under: Duplicate Petitions, Exclamation marks!!!!, I Petition The Government To Your Name Here, I'm Religious So You Have To Do Everything I Say, Reject Rednesday, Rejected Petitions, Thank You For Coming -- It's Been Very Useful, The Sad Clown, We Don't Take Kindly To Your Type Rahnd These Pahts, You Know - We Haven't Banned Anything Lately., spelin an grammer — Tags: , , , , , — Ben @ 10:34 am

This week’s Reject Rednesday takes place on a Saturday, because I want it to. So let us once again trawl through the ePetition site’s Reject Bin and pay heed to the braying and neighing of farmyard animals.

by Linda Homan (rejected)

Please stop all migrants entering the UK. This includes our European partners. Residents from Europe should be allowed in at the rate of one UK person leaving – let in someone from Europe. This is a small island that is already overcrowded and we are facing huge unemployment without additional people. The argument that migrants help with work can no longer be used. We the British people are not prejudiced. However, if we are to remain the great nation that we have always been, we need to stop the madness that migration is bringing all over this wonderful country of ours!

Yes, because the “madness” going on in the UK these days is solely because of people clawing their way onto our shores like mindless zombies, hungry for the brains of employment, nourished only by the knowledge that the job they’re doing now has been stolen from a hard-working Brit.

The problem with people like this is that they’re complaining about immigrants taking our jobs in one breath, and then decrying “Benefit Britain” in the next. The irony of this is just sickening.

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Reject Rednesday III: Army of Darkness

Filed under: I AM TALKING!, I Have A Sense Of Perspective: Problems That Are Far Away Appear Small To Me., I Pay Taxes So You Have To Do Anything I Say, Presumably The Prime Minister Is Not Too Busy, Reject Rednesday, Rejected Petitions, That'd Be Nice, The Nasty Television Upset Me!, What A Dick, What A Load Of Bankers, Young, Dumb, And Online, spelin an grammer — Tags: , , , , , — Ben @ 4:07 am

It’s Wednesday, and that means it’s time to pick at the Reject Bin and see what the British Government had too much common sense to allow the public to sign.

by Jonathan Hall (rejected)

This elite ninja force (which should be named NINJA: National Interest Ninja Japanese-y Awesomeness) would take on most of the killing people-type jobs the armed forces have to do so they could concentrate on shouting at people.

I believe this would greatly reduce the government’s spending on defence, thus freeing up more money for education and health.

Brilliant.
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Reject Rednesday II: The Plight Fantastic

Filed under: Can't someone else pay the tax?, I AM TALKING!, I Am A Brain!, I Petition The Government To Your Name Here, Not actual justice -- just what I wanted. Which is basically the same thing., Nothing Should Ever Change!, Only joking!, Please State The Nature of the Medical Emergency, Reject Rednesday, Rejected Petitions, Thank You For Coming -- It's Been Very Useful, The Nasty Television Upset Me!, What A Load Of Bankers — Tags: , , , , , , , — Ben @ 12:24 pm

That’s right folks, it’s time for another slice of general ignorance!

by Christian Dwyer (rejected)

I think it is unjust and unfair that we have no choice but to pay a television licence to the BBC but they only produce 4 episodes of the massively popular soap ‘EastEnders’ per week. This is probably the second most popular BBC broadcasting after the news. It is almost unanimous national opinion that there should be a new episode aired on Wednesdays, Saturdays and Sundays, where there currently is not.

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Reject Rednesday

Filed under: Don't Worry About What THEY Want, Duplicate Petitions, I Pay Taxes So You Have To Do Anything I Say, Racism, Reject Rednesday, Rejected Petitions, Xenophobia, spelin an grammer — Tags: , , , — Ben @ 8:25 am

Ready for a smattering of rejected petitions on the submit of racism, xenophobia, and general douchebaggery? No? Well tough, because they’re here.

by Jessica Wilson of Citizen (rejected)

I would like a Law passed to enable this to happen, i am fed up of ethnic races moving to Britain and expecting us to conform to their religion, education etc, if they cant abide by they way we live and our Laws, send them back to where they originally came from.

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