I’m afraid I have bad news… your son died last night.
I’m afraid I have some more bad news… it was suicide.
I’m afraid I have yet more bad news… he killed fifty innocent people in a bombing.
Oh, and one more thing…
by Guy McDougall of -
This will play on the mind of would be suicide bombers- as they will know they will directly hurt their own loved ones by carrying out their selfish act.
Assets of the parents (although an irrelevant, miniscule amount) will be seized to help aid victims, to further resources and to deter further attacks.
You are far less likley to blow yourself up and cause mass murder if you knew your family will directly suffer as a result of your actions.
You know what we need? More wars: ‘…Pass a Law stating that the Minister for Defence must have served at least four years in one of HM Armed Forces, and have had no serious disciplinary actions taken against them’ — Master Christopher Leavesley
It’s vitally important that nobody without a high salary become an MP:
by Alan Robinson
my reasons for asking you to publish mp earnings before elections is for them to prove they entered parliment to serve. and not as stated to line their pockets.
You know, because the upper classes have been so good at it of late.
And now, for some light-hearted nonsense:
by Sharon Bowers of Mother’s Rights (rejected)
We all wish to see a full and frank investigation into what is not just claims of lies and injustice but can be backed up with documented records of accounts and original reports and letter’s and diary inputs also witness statements form many professionals and various other valid personals.
If this passes: ‘…Everyone who commits a crime/offence should have them same done to them. Life should also mean life.’ — James Fox then I think we can expect an increase in rape.
by Mr Bill Schofield of Citizen
There are few legitimate reasons to purchase or use a baseball bat in the UK! Baseball is not our national game, it is considered a niche sport in the UK and we have no significant major or mini league.
The use of baseball bats have a greater impact, quite literally ,in criminal activity in the UK!
It is my belief that purchased baseball bats are highly likely to be used in criminal activity, violent assault , intimidation and criminal damage -
Therefore I would petition that the sale of bats be banned (with exception for legitimate sports associations).
If one takes the view that when a bat is purcased in a sports retail store – it is likely to be used in some element of criminal activity …..we need to act.We restrict the sale of knives and guns and should therefore now assess bats.
Consider when the last report of violence with a cricket bat was reported compared to a baseball bat and my point is made. Please help me to send a resounding message to the legislature to address this issue.
There are few legitimate reasons, but I’m pretty sure I can think of one. I love the idea, though, that people will continue not to hit each other with cricket bats if baseball bats are banned. It’s so charming. No, cricket’s far too polite for that. It’d be great, though, wouldn’t it? You’d see a chap get mugged on the street and say to your friend, ‘ooh, that’s not cricket’, and he’d say, ‘technically, it is!’ Oh, the hilarity.
Was anybody else hoping this: ‘…Provide a FREE pedometer to every school child in the UK.’ — Mr Charles Ambrose Walduck was to alert children to nearby paedos?
I heard once, the NHS treated this brown coloured chap, and didn’t even charge him. It’s a disgrace:
by Paul Shemwell (rejected)
It seems that Gordan Brown has commited an act/s of treason for allowing islam to come before freedom of speech and the rights of british citizens whom he is supposed to serve and protect from threats and terrorists.Benefits are being paid to UK muslims so they can buy UK equipment and bomb making components to kill British troops abroad with his full knowledge.
They really have to abolish the dirty-bomb allowance.
You know what else we should abolish? Stubbing your toe. Hurts, doesn’t it? ‘…Abolish the social class system’ — Conor And your idea makes about as much sense.