Posted by Ben @ January 19th, 2010 11:48 pm. Filed under: I Have A Sense Of Perspective: Problems That Are Far Away Appear Small To Me.,What A Dick,spelin an grammer — Tags: Mr Tulsa Thomas —
by Mr Tulsa ThomasBy signing up to this you belive that we should not be giving money away to other countries when we are in a so called ression and having to make cuts to our public services.
No, by signing this you, too, cannot spell a simple word like “recession”. Oh, and it also makes you a dick.
Posted by Ben @ January 6th, 2010 8:58 pm. Filed under: ...Or Else!,Democracy? Isn't That The One Where You Do Everything I Say?,Don't Worry About What THEY Want,I Have A Sense Of Perspective: Problems That Are Far Away Appear Small To Me.,That's SO UNFAIR! I HATE YOU!,This was Yesterday's News Ages Ago — Tags: Simon Haigh —
by Simon HaighIceland must repay the £2.3bn owed to British taxpayers which was loaned to the country by HMG following the failure of its banking system. Until the loan is repaid, the UK and Dutch governments must veto Iceland’s application to join the EU.
If every country with debts owed to another wasn’t allowed to get involved then the EU wouldn’t get anything done.
…Oh.
Posted by Ben @ December 23rd, 2009 7:41 pm. Filed under: "Making Britain Great Again",Are You Kidding? We Can't Afford That!,Duplicate Petitions,Exclamation marks!!!!,I Have A Sense Of Perspective: Problems That Are Far Away Appear Small To Me.,I Pay Taxes So You Have To Do Anything I Say,What A Dick,Xenophobia — Tags: Barbara Steffensen —
This is a beautifully moronic petition. I love it. It’s like a snapshot of every racist, xenophobic, “Put Broken Britain First” petition I’ve read over the last year.
by Barbara SteffensenPeople of this country are already taxed to the hilt. They do not need to pay more tax so that Britain can be seen to be a leader in world events. Charity begins at home. We need to take care of our own British people first before looking at other nations, especially considering the debt we’re already in.
Posted by Ben @ December 21st, 2009 4:44 pm. Filed under: Don't Worry About What THEY Want,Exclamation marks!!!!,I Have A Sense Of Perspective: Problems That Are Far Away Appear Small To Me.,It Says So In The Daily Mail,Stop Spending My Money On Things I Don't Understand.,Work Around My Delusions Dammit! — Tags: Colin Moss —
by Colin MossThe UK is in dire financial straights & the Prime Minister has the audacity to pledge 1.5 Billion pounds of the UK’s tax payer money to fund poorer countries climate change policies. The population of the UK is suffering enough & will continue to suffer for many years to come because of the bankrupt state that the government has got this country into, & the UK cannot afford to donate any more funds to countries outside the UK. The priority of this government should be to get the UK economy back on track before pledging funds that we do not have. Any rational & sensible government would control this irresponsible expenditure & ensure that UK takes priority. You cannot spend your way out of debt in this manner otherwise we will be in the mire even further than we are now. You, Your children, Your Grand Children & probably Great Grand Children will be paying the countries debt off due to the insane decisions like this donation made in your name by this government. Stop them now. Oh & just by coincidence the government has stripped 1.5 Billion Pounds from the defence budget !!!!!
Yeah! Fuck the climate! What did it ever do for us?
Posted by Ben @ November 23rd, 2009 10:51 pm. Filed under: Don't Worry About What THEY Want,I Have A Sense Of Perspective: Problems That Are Far Away Appear Small To Me.,We're British, Dammit! — Tags: Mr Barry Beaton —
by Mr Barry Beaton
Yeah, fuck everybody who isn’t us!
Posted by Ben @ November 18th, 2009 10:24 pm. Filed under: Don't Worry About What THEY Want,I Have A Sense Of Perspective: Problems That Are Far Away Appear Small To Me.,Rejected Petitions,Stop Spending My Money On Things I Don't Understand.,Xenophobia — Tags: Michael Paddon, Nigel Paddon —
I spoke to my mum tonight (well, it was tonight in England – it was gone midday here in Los Angeles) who tells me that there probably isn’t a Nigel Paddon in our family. That’s good. I also got the opportunity to ask if there was a Michael Paddon, because today Andrew found this under Rejected Petitions.
by Michael Paddon (rejected)With the recent news that the UK is to give Zimbabwe $100 million in aid, I believe the time is right to stop all foreign aid, a fraction of which actually gets to the people because of corruption at high levels. Why should the UK suffer cutbacks across the board while we are sending millions if not billions of pounds of OUR money abroad?
Frankly, I’ve never been happier to learn I’m not related to someone. I’m not related to most people, as it goes, but thankfully I’m also not related to this dolphin’s testicle.
Posted by Ben @ November 11th, 2009 4:07 am. Filed under: I AM TALKING!,I Have A Sense Of Perspective: Problems That Are Far Away Appear Small To Me.,I Pay Taxes So You Have To Do Anything I Say,Presumably The Prime Minister Is Not Too Busy,Reject Rednesday,Rejected Petitions,That'd Be Nice,The Nasty Television Upset Me!,What A Dick,What A Load Of Bankers,Young, Dumb, And Online,spelin an grammer — Tags: James Harris, Jonathan Hall, kennerz of kennerz, Kimberley Petts of Fareham college, Ms S Winter-Smith, Theresa —
It’s Wednesday, and that means it’s time to pick at the Reject Bin and see what the British Government had too much common sense to allow the public to sign.
by Jonathan Hall (rejected)This elite ninja force (which should be named NINJA: National Interest Ninja Japanese-y Awesomeness) would take on most of the killing people-type jobs the armed forces have to do so they could concentrate on shouting at people.
I believe this would greatly reduce the government’s spending on defence, thus freeing up more money for education and health.
Brilliant.
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Posted by Ben @ October 5th, 2009 7:49 pm. Filed under: "Making Britain Great Again",I Have A Sense Of Perspective: Problems That Are Far Away Appear Small To Me.,Oh Yeah? Let's See You Write A Better Petition!,Racism,What A Dick,Xenophobia,spelin an grammer — Tags: Mr Ben Gransden —
Oh, this old chestnut:
by Mr Ben GransdenOur country formerly “Great Britian” is seriously in the red, to much money is going abroad to other countries. Britian in the world today is hated, so why are we creating hardship for our own by giving away money to people that don’t even like us!
Oh Ben, you spluttering testicular pustule. I feel ashamed to share even the same name as you.
Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 6:55 pm. Filed under: I Could've Looked This Up But Instead I Watched Countdown,I Have A Sense Of Perspective: Problems That Are Far Away Appear Small To Me.,I Pay Taxes So You Have To Do Anything I Say,Lies Damn Lies And Nonsense Statistics,Stop Spending My Money On Things I Don't Understand. — Tags: Cary Thornton —
by Cary ThorntonI have paid taxes for 42 years and have never been to the South Pacific. I find it incredible that I can sit in North Yorkshire and see the effects of so called “global warming” without going to the far side of the planet.
My petition is to STOP so called “explanatory visits” to anywhere outside the U.K. by members of both houses in relation to this wicked and unproven diagnosis – the prognosis of which is entirely unfounded and unproven.
But if you offer to take Cary with you next time, he wouldn’t mind.
Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 6:23 pm. Filed under: I Have A Sense Of Perspective: Problems That Are Far Away Appear Small To Me.,We Don't Take Kindly To Your Type Rahnd These Pahts,Xenophobia,You and What Army? — Tags: Ms Jacqueline.Hanna —
by Ms Jacqueline.HannaSurely funding the Pakistani goverment to train and secure their country is enough for Britains involvment in its progress.Please consider bringing our British men home, instead increasing the police force and improving the home office checks on new visitors to our country and re-interviewing those who claimed their passportd within the last 5years should be enough to secure the country within.spend the money inside and for our country.
Yeah. I mean, it’s not like we all live on the same planet, is it? Fuck foreigners.
Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 6:16 pm. Filed under: I Have A Sense Of Perspective: Problems That Are Far Away Appear Small To Me.,So I Just Type What I Want Here And The PM Has To Do It?,We Don't Take Kindly To Your Type Rahnd These Pahts — Tags: jay stewart —
by jay stewart
…And any of those other dark countries.
Posted by Ben @ September 9th, 2009 10:38 am. Filed under: I Have A Sense Of Perspective: Problems That Are Far Away Appear Small To Me.,Xenophobia — Tags: mr carl douglas sinderby —
we give millions of pound in world aid which is fantastic but it is to much. spend less on world aid and use more of the cash in the uk for our uk charitys and community groups, schools and hospitals.
What an exceedingly polite xenophobe we have in our midsts today.