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	<title>But, Sir... &#187; I Deserve Free Money!</title>
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		<itunes:summary>We the Undereducated petition the Prime Minister...</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Women take up more resources/Heed the words of talking horses/For National Insurance deeeeeals/Sign up to Mr Ed&#8217;s ideals!</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2010/04/01/women-take-up-more-resourcesheed-the-words-of-talking-horsesfor-national-insurance-deeeeealssign-up-to-mr-eds-ideals/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:55:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Don't Worry About What THEY Want]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Deserve Free Money!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mr Ed Harris]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[set rates for National Insurance by gender. by Mr Ed Harris Women take up more nhs resources than men, live longer and draw more pension than men; therefore they should pay higher national insurance than men. This seems fair. If they didn&#8217;t want the extra expense they should have just been men like me and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="petition"><div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/NIGender/">set rates for National Insurance by gender.  </a></div>
<div class="moron">by Mr Ed Harris </div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Women take up more nhs resources than men, live longer and draw more pension than men; therefore they should pay higher national insurance than men.</p>
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<p>This seems fair.</p>
<p>If they didn&#8217;t want the extra expense they should have just been men like me and Mr Ed did, although in his case it&#8217;s technically called a stallion.</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a hard life being a working parent</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2010/02/15/its-a-hard-life-being-a-working-parent/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 20:39:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Deserve Free Money!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Not actual justice -- just what I wanted. Which is basically the same thing.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This Is The Worst Kind Of Discrimination! The Kind Against Me!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ms Susan Corcoran]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[include every parent with a household income of less than £16,040 to be entitled to claim free school meals. by Ms Susan Corcoran If you receive Working Tax Credits you are not entitled to claim even though your total household income may be less than this. Parents who work are under much greater expense due [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/educationmeals/">include every parent with a household income of less than £16,040 to be entitled to claim free school meals.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Ms Susan Corcoran</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>If you receive Working Tax Credits you are not entitled to claim even though your total household income may be less than this. Parents who work are under much greater expense due to travelling to work etc. and are therefore being financially penalised for working.Anyone on any other benefit can claim as long as their income is under £16040. This injustice needs to be put right.</p></div>
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<p>Ah, the inflated sense of self-entitlement that comes of being a parent in the UK with a poor understanding of why exactly the unemployed actually receive benefits.</p>
<p>Also, that&#8217;s an oddly specific amount of money.</p>
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		<title>A better future for me. And my kids. But mostly me.</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2010/02/12/a-better-future-for-me-and-my-kids-but-mostly-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:25:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Deserve Free Money!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I'm Keeping The Whole Class Back]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[What A Dick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Richard Wood]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wetheundereducated.com/?p=1859</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Offer tax relief to parents who pay for their children to be educated privately or through independent schools thereby reducing the burden on the state education system. by Richard Wood Many parents put their children through privately funded schools. Whilst this is an independent choice of those involved, by doing so they reduce the burden [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/feesrelief/">Offer tax relief to parents who pay for their children to be educated privately or through independent schools thereby reducing the burden on the state education system.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Richard Wood</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Many parents put their children through privately funded schools. Whilst this is an independent choice of those involved, by doing so they reduce the burden on the state education system. Therefore this petition aims to allow parents to gain tax relief for their choice by allowing them tax relief on payments made in relation to school fees. Under existing arrangements parents and guardians are currently taxed for services which they do not benefit from.</p></div>
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<p>You don&#8217;t benefit from them because you&#8217;ve opted not to. And how does asking the government to give you some money back <em>reduce the burden</em> on the educational system? Where do you think your rebate would come from?</p>
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		<title>Beyond Your Means</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2010/02/09/beyond-your-means/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:06:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anything I Want Should Be Free]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Deserve Free Money!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This Is The Worst Kind Of Discrimination! The Kind Against Me!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spelin an grammer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mr james marr]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[look at the bank charges ,for people on benifits. by mr james marr i have been charged, £115 on one month ,then the next month ,i am c £68, where is the fareness,the banks know im on benifits,yet there charge system is over the top,the bank is one you bailed out ,lloyds tsb,i personaly have [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/unfarecharges/">look at the bank charges ,for people on benifits.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by mr james marr</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>i have been charged, £115 on one month ,then the next month ,i am c £68, where is the fareness,the banks know im on benifits,yet there charge system is over the top,the bank is one you bailed out ,lloyds tsb,i personaly have had to do with out food and heating ,is that fare ,</p></div>
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<p>As you can also see, Mr Marr has also had to cancel the English lessons he so sorely needs. Not to mention a new keyboard.</p>
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		<title>Edward Manning Deserves Free Money!</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2010/02/01/edward-manning-deserves-free-money/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 19:39:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anything I Want Should Be Free]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Deserve Free Money!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Edward Manning]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[to consider and look at free access into ALL attractions and places we visit for people with special needs. by Edward Manning For those with special needs should be able to have free access into all attractions and places to visit so that it helps them with their budgeting, helps them be more active and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="petition"><div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/sneeds-access/">to consider and look at free access into ALL attractions and places we visit for people with special needs.  </a></div>
<div class="moron">by Edward Manning </div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>For those with special needs should be able to have free access into all attractions and places to visit so that it helps them with their budgeting, helps them be more active and they have a more enjoyable life and know that there are places out there for them to enjoy without any fee.</p>
<p>All the government need to do is see if this would be a possible thing with all the attractions/companies and places we visit and say it is for the benefit of those with special needs. Also to think, the government could also look at those with special needs having a card/pass that entitles them free access.</p>
<p>This I believe would also help those with special needs living independently manage their money and have more freedom!</p>
<p>If this could ever be considered as a new rule for those who suffer with special needs, this would be a great thing for those and help them so much with money management.</p>
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<p>Possibly, in one of his endless and near-identical petitions he has mentioned it, but I don&#8217;t off-hand remember whether Edward Manning has a dependent with special needs or if he himself has special needs (although the quality of his prose is not entirely silent on the issue). But the point is that he appears to spend a worrying amount of his time <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/hotelrates/">petitioning the government for such people to</a> <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/discount-sneeds/">be given almost everything for free which other people have to pay for</a>. His other petitions <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/cash-machines/">argue against ATM service charges</a>, <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/fruit-prices/">demand cheaper food</a> <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/taxi-fares/">and taxis</a>, or <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/helpsmokers1/">ask for cash prizes for quitting smoking</a>.</p>
<p>We have now featured eight of Mr Manning&#8217;s petitions on this website, and seven of those have been nothing more than him trying to wrangle free stuff out of Gordon Brown. Three of these have illogically played the &#8216;special needs&#8217; card.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re reading this, Edward Manning, allow me to clarify: you are not entitled to free stuff.</p>
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		<title>Okay, but we expect standards to rise.</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2010/01/31/okay-but-we-expect-standards-to-rise/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2010/01/31/okay-but-we-expect-standards-to-rise/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 13:36:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Deserve Free Money!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rejected Petitions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ian Miller]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pay us for writing petitions. by ian miller (rejected) By submitting a petition, do the creators know that they may be influencing or even creating government policy? The government are using this system to boost the policy units ideas, no doubt as they are bereft of many themselves. Its an excellent idea, getting people involved, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="petition"><div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/paypetitioners/">Pay us for writing petitions.  </a></div>
<div class="moron">by ian miller (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>By submitting a petition, do the creators know that they may be influencing or even creating government policy?<br />
The government are using this system to boost the policy units ideas, no doubt as they are bereft of many themselves.<br />
Its an excellent idea, getting people involved, however, its also using them on the cheap.<br />
How much does the goverment pay its policy devisers, its special advisers and closest confidants?<br />
Lots of our taxpayers money, lots and lots indeed.<br />
So, pay us, the real policy creators, for the decent petitions we write, as we are the thinkers and do the work, too.<br />
don&#8217;t you think that&#8217;s fair, or is this country not fair?</p>
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<p>And wear a tie, dammit.</p>
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		<title>Mick Jagger&#8217;s Hips</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/12/29/mick-jaggers-hips/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/12/29/mick-jaggers-hips/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 19:31:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Clearly You've Thought This Through]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Deserve Free Money!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Please State The Nature of the Medical Emergency]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This Is The Worst Kind Of Discrimination! The Kind Against Me!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mr S Miller]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wetheundereducated.com/?p=1644</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Make all benefits means tested. by Mr S Miller I am disabled, get £90 per week in benefits, yet because I do not get income support, I have to pay for prescriptions, at £7.20 per go. If I get 2 in a week, that is nearly 1/3 of my total money per week. Some, not [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/meanstest/">Make all benefits means tested.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Mr S Miller </div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I am disabled, get £90 per week in benefits, yet because I do not get income support, I have to pay for prescriptions, at £7.20 per go. If I get 2 in a week, that is nearly 1/3 of my total money per week. Some, not all retired have savings in excess of 100s of thousands of pounds, and ex beatles and Rolling Stones members are entitled to free prescriptions purely because they are over 65, yet are very wealthy, some reputed in excess of 100s of millions. So I plead to decency to make ALL benefits means tested, its illogical and unfair for people with millions to claim free charges, whilst some with little have to pay. For a fairer society this MUST happen</p></div>
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<p>I love the assumption that because the surviving members of the Beatles and the Stones are old enough to get free prescriptions then logically they <em>must </em>be doing so.</p>
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		<title>To Be Honest I Don&#8217;t Think</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/12/23/to-be-honest-i-dont-thin/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/12/23/to-be-honest-i-dont-thin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:07:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Deserve Free Money!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I'm Keeping The Whole Class Back]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[There Their In They're House]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Young, Dumb, And Online]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spelin an grammer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gabriella Alberti]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wetheundereducated.com/?p=1582</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[let every child have the right to have EMA even if there income is over £30,000 a year. by Gabriella Alberti to be honest i dont think it is fair for people that have families that earn over £30,000 cant recieve ema for there children, if people are paid for going to college i still [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/ema4every1/">let every child have the right to have EMA even if there income is over £30,000 a year.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Gabriella Alberti</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>to be honest i dont think it is fair for people that have families that earn over £30,000 cant recieve ema for there children, if people are paid for going to college i still think everyone should by the goverment</p></div>
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<p>Listen, people: If you&#8217;re going to write a petition to the Prime Minister that is in some way connected to the educational system, for the love of <em>God, The Devil, and Bob</em> could you at least get the spelling and grammar right in your ridiculous, overinflated-sense-of-self-entitlement requests? If not for me, then for <em>yourselves?</em></p>
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		<title>Stop Throwing Money At The Problem And Start Throwing It At ME!</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/11/18/stop-throwing-money-at-the-problem-and-start-throwing-it-at-me/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/11/18/stop-throwing-money-at-the-problem-and-start-throwing-it-at-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:40:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Deserve Free Money Because Of The Credit Crunch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Deserve Free Money!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spelin an grammer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Angela Cameron]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[help the taxpayer &#038; the banks. by Angela Cameron Instead of handing over money directly to the banks, pay into each taxpayers rent, mortgage or savings account an equal amount of money.. the money will encourage joe public to spend, will still aid the banks &#038; will kick start the economy! win.. win.. win! No [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/help-the-nation/">help the taxpayer &#038; the banks.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Angela Cameron</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Instead of handing over money directly to the banks, pay into each taxpayers rent, mortgage or savings account an equal amount of money.. the money will encourage joe public to spend, will still aid the banks &#038; will kick start the economy! win.. win.. win!</p></div>
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<p>No it won&#8217;t. They tried the same thing over here in the US last year and it didn&#8217;t work.</p>
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		<title>I Don&#8217;t Think You&#8217;ve Thought This One Through, Amanda</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/10/27/i-dont-think-youve-thought-this-one-through-amanda/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/10/27/i-dont-think-youve-thought-this-one-through-amanda/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:39:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anything I Want Should Be Free]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Lord Knows I Ask Not For Myself]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[MISS AMANDA WATERSON]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[take into consideration the single people who work full time on minimum wage and still cant live because they dont qualify for anything including to help. by MISS AMANDA WATERSON the goverment want young people to go to work when leaving school the people who cant afford to go to uni or other extra education [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/giveandgetback/">take into consideration the single people who work full time on minimum wage and still cant live because they dont qualify for anything including to help.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by MISS AMANDA WATERSON</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>the goverment want young people to go to work when leaving school the people who cant afford to go to uni or other extra education who want to do the right thing an support themselves get no help as we dont qualify for anything if you are single work full time for minimum wage what can you do you dont qualify for any benefits or council properties to rent unless you wait between 10 and 20 years . the only thing you qualify for is 25%off your council tax its hard to look for further education because if you work full time you are restricted to times and if you finish work at 6 you cant get to collage by 6.30 on public transport so most courses are unavailiable and you have to pay to do them anyway ,so if your struggleing to live on minimum wage how do you pay there needs to be support for people who want to work and help themselves otherwise if they dont know what to do they take the easy way and get others to pay.</p></div>
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<p>Your appalling spelling aside (and I hope one of the classes you&#8217;re taking in College is English because, frankly, <em>what the Hell</em>), you do realise you contradict yourself in this petition, right? You say single people don&#8217;t qualify for any concessions and then, one run on sentence later, state that they get 25% off of their Council Tax. 25%? That&#8217;s almost a <em>quarter!</em></p>
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		<title>School Of Hard Bucks</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/10/21/school-of-hard-bucks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:42:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Deserve Free Money Because Of The Credit Crunch]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Evangeline Bircham]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone That Has Gone Into Voluntary Education Should Recieve £15-£20 EMA. by Evangeline Bircham I have gone into further educaion but do not recieve EMA as my parents earn above the limit to recieve it. Many students that go to the 6th form that i am studying at, also do not recieve EMA, we all [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/All-Students-EMA/">Everyone That Has Gone Into Voluntary Education Should Recieve £15-£20 EMA.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Evangeline Bircham</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I have gone into further educaion but do not recieve EMA as my parents earn above the limit to recieve it. Many students that go to the 6th form that i am studying at, also do not recieve EMA, we all think that people who choose to study in further education believe that we should recieve some money as EMA (£15 &#8211; £20) This would help most of the students as it is very hard to find jobs with the current recession that is taking place.</p></div>
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<p>Ah, the self-entitlement that comes with being a student coupled with the self-entitlement that comes with being British. What a potent combination.</p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Make A Big Bus About It</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/10/17/dont-make-a-big-bus-about-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 05:42:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Am A Brain!]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[david mashiter]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[unfair free travel cards. by david mashiter as a bus company we only recieve a percentage for the now card(old age pensioner free travel cards) at the moment its about 50p in the pound so because of this we are losing out other councils still get the same money even if they only get 100 [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/jobsss/">unfair free travel cards.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by david mashiter</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>as a bus company we only recieve a percentage for the now card(old age pensioner free travel cards) at the moment its about 50p in the pound so because of this we are losing out other councils still get the same money even if they only get 100 visitors or 7 million a year which is unfair so because of this the bus company may have to lose up to 80 jobs the goverment therefore need to allow more funding as to size of issuing town and as per visitor</p></div>
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<p>Two problems here. Firstly, &#8220;50p in the pound&#8221; is 50% of all total earnings, which is not too shabby if you ask me. Secondly, you&#8217;re supposedly representing &#8220;the bus company&#8221;, whichever one that may be, and you can&#8217;t even be arsed to use proper grammar and punctuation in your petition? A petition that ideally you&#8217;d like the Prime Minister to read and perhaps do something about? Do you not see what is wrong with that?</p>
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		<title>From NHS to HSBC</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/10/17/from-nhs-to-hsbc/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/10/17/from-nhs-to-hsbc/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 05:39:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Deserve Free Money!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Please State The Nature of the Medical Emergency]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Eamond Mohammed]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The first person to spot all of the flaws in this sterling plan wins a smug sense of self-satisfaction. Get a card to replace the failing NHS. by Eamond Mohammed A better way would be for the government to give every British citizen a good c are service would be a card to use as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The first person to spot all of the flaws in this <em>sterling</em> plan wins a smug sense of self-satisfaction.</p>
<blockquote class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/cardsreplaceNHS/">Get a card to replace the failing NHS.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Eamond Mohammed</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>A better way would be for the government to give every British citizen a good c are service would be a card to use as a pay and go system to pay for there hospital treatment that way people would receive a good standard of service and therefore would be seen and dealt with by consultants and doctors nurses e.t.c&#8230; quicker!</p>
<p>For those whom have problems they get extra put onto there cards and if not used the government cant take back that credit of say for example £5,000 person per year. And an extra £1,000 to help for every problem you may have like Diabetics, Cancer, Asthma e.t.c!</p>
<p>Yet if you need more money its down to yourself and family to find the remaining and that&#8217;s the way the government should go forward with medical care for the country.</p>
<p>So for example somebody of the age of 18 may not need to use there card for 10 years that means by then they would have accrued £50,000 on there card and may need to use it later on in life.</p>
<p>But all under 18&#8242;s are free of charge like the NHS is at the moment this would then be fare to all.</p></div>
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		<title>Can I Have Some Pocket Money Please, Gordon?</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/09/29/can-i-have-some-pocket-money-please-gordon/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/09/29/can-i-have-some-pocket-money-please-gordon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:02:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Deserve Free Money!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Young, Dumb, And Online]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[master christopher norton]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[give money to students 13 and over. by master christopher norton students are low on money and paper rounds are low so i think students 13 and over should get E.M.A Aww, bless him.]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/moneytokids/">give money to students 13 and over.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by master christopher norton</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>students are low on money and paper rounds are low so i think students 13 and over should get E.M.A</p></div>
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<p>Aww, bless him.</p>
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		<title>And How Much Is Moron Insurance, Then?</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/09/23/and-how-much-is-moron-insurance-then/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/09/23/and-how-much-is-moron-insurance-then/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:56:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Everyone Stop What You're Doing Because You're Mildly Inconveniencing Me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Could've Looked This Up But Instead I Watched Countdown]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mr Toby Ratcliffe]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[change the law so that men and women&#8217;s insurance costs are equal. by Mr Toby Ratcliffe Statistics say that women are better drivers as they are more careful and more considerate drivers than men. In the not so distant past men and women have fought for equality between the sexes and races, and now car [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/equalityins/">change the law so that men and women&#8217;s insurance costs are equal.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Mr Toby Ratcliffe</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Statistics say that women are better drivers as they are more careful and more considerate drivers than men. In the not so distant past men and women have fought for equality between the sexes and races, and now car insurance companies are hiding behind their statistics that are seen to be sexist in the eyes of equality protesters. All everybody wants is to be equal between each other and no company or corporation should be able to hide behind any statistics that judge you on your gender or what colour your skin is, and so this is why I believe that insurance companies should create equal costs for car insurance for men and women.</p></div>
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<p>I&#8217;m a 23 year-old male. You know how expensive car insurance is for me? It&#8217;s not cheap, I&#8217;ll tell you that much. That&#8217;s the nature of car insurance &#8211; the young pay more than the old, the men pay more than the women. If you&#8217;re in a demographic which is statistically more likely to get in an accident then, well, you&#8217;re going to pay more for your insurance. Stop your whining, and stop trying to force sexism in a place where it doesn&#8217;t belong.</p>
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		<title>I Deserve Free Money Because I Go To Work</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/09/21/i-deserve-free-money-because-i-go-to-work/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/09/21/i-deserve-free-money-because-i-go-to-work/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Deserve Free Money!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Why Should I Have To Go To Work?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Clare Walker]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[give better benefits to hard working citizens!!. by Clare Walker I propose that the government starts treating hard working citizens of this country with more respect and giving them better benefits. It is not right that in this day and age you are better off on benefits than out working. I work full time only [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Workersbenefit/">give better benefits to hard working citizens!!.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Clare Walker</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I propose that the government starts treating hard working citizens of this country with more respect and giving them better benefits. It is not right that in this day and age you are better off on benefits than out working. I work full time only to be taxed and for my taxes to go and pay people who choose not to work. I am not against people getting benefits who cant work for whatever reason but there are too many families on benefits whose lives are made to easy for them by this government by providing them with grants, free products etc where people who are working are basically thrown to the wayside as we just seem to be a means of extra income for our government</p></div>
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<p>And this petition was, of course, rejected for not actually requesting any action. Oh wait, no, sorry. My mistake. It was approved. What&#8230;?</p>
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		<title>All You Need Is Cash</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/09/21/all-you-need-is-cash/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/09/21/all-you-need-is-cash/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:07:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Don't Worry About What THEY Want]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Am A Brain!]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[I'm Keeping The Whole Class Back]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Miss Jade Wilcox]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ensure that people on EMA get the same amount of money as those on jobseekers allowance. by Miss Jade Wilcox I feel everyone should get EMA, as we are all in education and trying to make something of our lives and we need money to supply things such as travel fayres and coursebooks. I do [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/EMA-increase/">ensure that people on EMA get the same amount of money as those on jobseekers allowance.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by  Miss Jade Wilcox</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I feel everyone should get EMA, as we are all in education and trying to make something of our lives and we need money to supply things such as travel fayres and coursebooks. I do not think it&#8217;s fair also that those on jobseekers allowance that are not getting out there and actually searching for jobs are earning around £100 every two weeks which is what i earn in 5 (I am on £20 a week EMA). I feel EMA should be increased to the same amount as job seekers over the two weeks and everyone in full time education should receive this and not at subsidised amounts depending on what parents earn. It&#8217;s not parents that go to college is it? It&#8217;s us young people who need to buy our own equipment and travel fayres. I just feel that people when they actually get jobseekers allowance spend it on alcohol and not things which they actually need anyway and taxpayers such as my parents are benefitting their drinking fund with money that could go on my education. I do hope you take note of this petition as young people never really get a say and the chance to show how they feel.</p></div>
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<p>Congratulations for completely failing to understand how EMA works, what it&#8217;s for, and what you as a young person should be expecting from the government. I&#8217;m trying to work out whether you should spend more time in College or whether it&#8217;s simply a waste of time for you.</p>
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		<title>Education! it&#8217;s Burnsss Usssssss!</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/08/03/education-its-burnsss-usssssss/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/08/03/education-its-burnsss-usssssss/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 21:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Deserve Free Money!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lord Knows I Ask Not For Myself]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Katie Claire Braham]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ema for people whos perants earn more than £30,000. by Katie Claire Braham My perants earn more than £30,000 per year but still can not afford to give me £30 per week. They can not afford for my sister to go on all of the trip she is offard to go on which her friend [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Emaformore/">Ema for people whos perants earn more than £30,000.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Katie Claire Braham</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>My perants earn more than £30,000 per year but still can not afford to give me £30 per week. They can not afford for my sister to go on all of the trip she is offard to go on which her friend who rescive £3o a week can afford to go on. I therefore think that the bracket should be extended. Your support for this issue would be apprciated and would benifit many people if this was changed. I think ema discriminates against against the middle people whose perants earn to much to get ema but not enough to be able to aford to give there children £30 a week.</p></div>
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<p>Except you won&#8217;t earn any EMA because you clearly aren&#8217;t attending any classes. Also: I love the logical leap from the kind, friendly &#8220;Please help me out&#8221; to &#8220;I think ema discriminates against against the middle people!&#8221; Who <em>are</em> &#8220;middle people&#8221;, I wonder? Hobbits, perhaps?</p>
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		<title>The Government Has The Cheek</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/07/21/the-government-has-the-cheek/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/07/21/the-government-has-the-cheek/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:47:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[...Or Else!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Deserve Free Money!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Pay Taxes So You Have To Do Anything I Say]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[It's Just A Little Request...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[That'd Be Nice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spelin an grammer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[stop taking income tax on overtime worked. by mrs kim furneaux stop taking income tax on overtime worked. we work overtime to earn extra money to live and pay our bills and for the extra things we need and the government has the cheek to tax that as well, so we are still no better [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/tax-on-overtime/">stop taking income tax on overtime worked.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by mrs kim furneaux</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>stop taking income tax on overtime worked. we work overtime to earn extra money to live and pay our bills and for the extra things we need and the government has the cheek to tax that as well, so we are still no better off why don&#8217;t you have done with it and just take the lot!</p></div>
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<p>Income Tax, in case you are unfamiliar with the concept, is Tax on your Income. When you work overtime, you earn more income, and therefore you are taxed upon it. This is not a difficult concept.</p>
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		<title>Just Because</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/06/18/just-because/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/06/18/just-because/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 23:17:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anything I Want Should Be Free]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Deserve Free Money!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mr James Wand]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[give money to families. by Mr James Wand We believe (PDCP) that the government should assist families with children and working class people as they dont recieve help but are not naturally rich. &#8220;Dear Government. I have a family and a job. Please give me free money. Yours sincerely, A. Sponger.&#8221;]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/moneyforfamily/">give money to families.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Mr James Wand</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>We believe (PDCP) that the government should assist families with children and working class people as they dont recieve help but are not naturally rich.</p></div>
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<p>&#8220;Dear Government. I have a family and a job. Please give me free money. Yours sincerely, A. Sponger.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Who Finds The Money When You Pay The Rent?</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/06/18/who-finds-the-money-when-you-pay-the-rent/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 23:03:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[I Deserve Free Money Because Of The Credit Crunch]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[issue Real New Money. by Mr Alan Taylor Stop borrowing money and building up the National Debt. Money is bits of paper coming off a printing press. Let the presses run for a few extra hours producing Real New Money. Use this money on all sorts of national and local projects and for gradually buying [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/RealNewMoney/">issue Real New Money.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Mr Alan Taylor</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Stop borrowing money and building up the National Debt. Money is bits of paper coming off a printing press. Let the presses run for a few extra hours producing Real New Money. Use this money on all sorts of national and local projects and for gradually buying in the National Debt for a start. Inflationary? The Chancellor of the Exchequer and the Chairman of the Bank of England must have powers between them to prevent this. This measure will help overcome the recession. You and your advisers have brains enough to make this work.</p></div>
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<p>Alan clearly doesn&#8217;t know how an economy works. But then again nor does anyone else.</p>
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		<title>To the UNREALISTIC-MOBILE!</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/05/13/to-the-unrealistic-mobile/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 22:49:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Adopt the following alternative budget and resolve the UK financial problems. by Mr Ian Longstaff Please find below my suggestion for fixing Britain&#8217;s economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/budgetplan/">Adopt the following alternative budget and resolve the UK financial problems.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Mr Ian Longstaff</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Please find below my suggestion for fixing Britain&#8217;s economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:</p>
<p>There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force. &#8211; Pay them £1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:</p>
<p>1) They MUST retire. Twenty million job openings &#8211; Unemployment fixed.</p>
<p>2) They MUST buy a new British CAR. Twenty million cars ordered &#8211; Auto Industry fixed.</p>
<p>3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage &#8211; Housing Crisis fixed.</p>
<p>4) They must send their kids to school / college /university &#8211; Crime rate fixed</p>
<p>5) Buy £50 of alcohol / tobacco a week there&#8217;s your money back in duty / tax etc</p>
<p>P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back there falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances</p></div>
</div>
<p>Ignoring the crushing financial blow of the Government giving away £20,000,000,000,000, let&#8217;s address each point individually:</p>
<ol>
<li>Workforce shortage, plus a potential shortage of people who may be qualified to perform the tasks previously performed by the over-50s &#8211; British companies come grinding to a halt.</li>
<li>There aren&#8217;t 20 million cars currently in existence. They would have to be manufactured first. 20 million cars cannot be pulled out of thin air, especially when there are precious few car factories within the UK. In order to meet the quota, current factories have to divert all attention to the new cars. Sales of other cars are crippled because demand cannot meet supply. &#8211; Auto industry even more screwed.</li>
<li>Not everyone who owns a house is over 50 years old. &#8211; Housing Crisis only patched temporarily.</li>
<li>It is naive to think that just giving kids an education will &#8220;fix&#8221; the Crime Rate. I went to school with plenty of people who have become criminals of varying degrees. &#8211; Crime Rate remains unchanged.</li>
<li>People over 50 wind up becoming dependent on alcohol and tobacco, costing the NHS even more money when they inevitably die, become seriously ill, or try to overcome their addiction.</li>
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<div>Honestly, this is probably the single worst idea I have ever seen anyone petition the Prime Minister with. It&#8217;s a disaster across the board.</div>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Not Be Silly</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/04/24/lets-not-be-silly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:06:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Deserve Free Money Because Of The Credit Crunch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Invading The Animal Kingdom]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stop the Manufacture of Cigarettes and Ban Smoking. by Tom Smoking has become too much of a plague, it forces babies to die before they are born and causes lung cancer for innocent passers-by. It is time we did something about this. My dad always told me &#8220;If we banned smoking, there would be more [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/nofags/">Stop the Manufacture of Cigarettes and Ban Smoking.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Tom</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Smoking has become too much of a plague, it forces babies to die before they are born and causes lung cancer for innocent passers-by. It is time we did something about this. My dad always told me &#8220;If we banned smoking, there would be more crime&#8221; but hasn&#8217;t already happened with illegal (pardon my spelling) drugs? Stop the manufacture and when the supply runs dry, ban smoking, crime goes up a little, smoking related deaths go down a lot! Cigerettes are worse than cocaine, as they harm people around you as well as you.</p></div>
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<p>It&#8217;s never going to happen. You&#8217;ve wasted your time writing this petition.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Dogmess/">Re-introduce a dog licence for all dogs, with a cost that will prevent irresponsible ownership.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Malcolm Paul of Private</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Throughout the UK, there are too many dogs owned by too many irresponsible people. By re-introducing an annual dog licence that costs an amount per dog that is enough to put these people off, dog problems (mess, barking, attacks etc) will be reduced.</p></div>
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<p>When you say &#8220;irresponsible people&#8221; I&#8217;m sure you mean &#8220;poor people, who are all stupid.&#8221;</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/peoplefirst">stop throwing good money after bad by funding the banks. They’re at the top of the food chain of our economy. They corrupted it and creamed off the wealth of nations for their own selfish gain. They’ve received billions of pounds and not passed the money on to investors and borrowers. If taxpayer’s money not yet been given to them is redirected to industry, manufacturing and services then the economy will start to recover from the ground up. You can’t harvest fruit without a tree, and a tree can’t grow without roots. The roots are the common people. If they are given money in the form of grants for sustainable improvement and development a need will be created. That need will require manpower and products to satisfy it. This will in turn be met manufacturing industries. These processes will generate, support and be supported by commerce. Small scale sustainable development is flexible and durable. It employs more people and is less prone to catastrophic collapse.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Andrew Hope</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>For example, if the predicted billions being given to banks to prop them up were diverted and given to private homes, and commercial/industrial premises as grants for insulation and micro generation (photovoltaic, solar water heating, ground source heat pump, air source heat pump, wind turbines, hydrogen generators, rain water collection, grey water recycling etc) as appropriate. This would make all properties carbon negative, producing more electricity and hydrogen gas than they need, and contributing to national grids for energy, and fuelling transport. With all these properties generating surplus power there would be no need for new nuclear PowerStation’s, freeing further billions of pounds for coastal protection against sea level rise, protecting millions of acres of housing, industry and agriculture. Defences like the Severn Barrage could also generate power. All this would create new industries making, installing and maintaining these systems, eliminating unemployment.</p></div>
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<p>An interesting idea, if totally unrealistic and ungrounded in reality. Also, I find myself wondering if Andrew Hope is the main character in a bizarre geek-parody of &#8220;Crank&#8221;, in which he has to keep himself alive by constantly typing as much as possible. If he stops typing, <em>he dies</em>. Exciting stuff.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/socialworkersmhs/">Make it protocol that all social workers working with children and families undergo a mental health assesement at regular intervals.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by  Teresa Cooper of No2abuse</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Make it protocol that all social workers working with children and families undergo a mental health assesement at regular intervals by independent psychiatrists &#8211; ones that are not used in cases against families.</p>
<p>Due to the growing pressures and demands of the job and problems faced, mistakes are made and families suffer due to authoritive incompetence. A mental health assesment of all social workers will ensure public confidence and avoid future mistakes by social workers mental health which to date is unquestioned.</p>
<p>The mental health screening and background checks including medical files of social workers should be made compulsory when working families and children.</p></div>
</div>
<p>Nurses also work with children. So do ice-cream van drivers. And Lollypop Ladies. And Early Learning Centre employees. And Nannies. And Build-A-Bear Workshop staff. And Punch &#038; Judy Show performers. And people in costumes at theme parks. Would you like all of these people mentally assessed as well, just to be on the safe side?</p>
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		<title>Maximum Rejection!</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/03/31/maximum-rejection/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 13:28:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think people should be more specific in their petitions. Regulate. by Michael John Smith of citizen (rejected) the abuse by Local authorities of Health &#38; Safty Law concerning Falling over of Gravestones as It is being Enforced too heavy handedly thus causing many Bereaved people agreat deal of stress. That said, I don&#8217;t think [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think people should be more specific in their petitions.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/GravesLaw/">Regulate.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Michael John Smith of citizen (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>the abuse by Local authorities of Health &amp; Safty Law concerning Falling over of Gravestones as It is being Enforced too heavy handedly thus causing many Bereaved people agreat deal of stress.</p>
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<p><center><a href="http://wetheundereducated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/regulate.png"><img src="http://wetheundereducated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/regulate.png" alt="" title="Regulate!" width="258" height="349" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-533" /></a></center><br />
That said, I don&#8217;t think people should be <em>this</em> specific:</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/reject?id=11760291">Make it illegal for ex-solicitors to take the parents of a missing child to court and send them libellous leaflets to gain fame.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Jane banks (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>More details cannot be shown</p>
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<p>Yeah, I&#8217;m pretty sure that&#8217;s already illegal. Also, we&#8217;re bound by Petition Lore to rename you The People&#8217;s Jane.</p>
<p>And now, some other fun petitions from the recent batch:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/jadegoodyobe/">This person thinks Jade deserves an OBE for dying of cancer.</a> I&#8217;m surprised she can <em>spell</em> &#8216;OBE&#8217;.</li>
<li>I love that <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/wifipiggy/">Peter here has no problem with people blasting cancer rays into his house as long as he can get free internet</a>. It&#8217;s almost as if he&#8217;s just a petty thief who&#8217;s come up with a flimsy justification.</li>
<li>How many times? <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Abolish-/">We can&#8217;t just &#8216;abolish debt&#8217;.</a> It massively does not work that way.</li>
<li><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Teach-Esperanto/">Let&#8217;s teach children a language nobody understands!</a></li>
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		<title>Your figures are not accurate.</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/03/21/your-figures-are-not-accurate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 20:22:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA["Making Britain Great Again"]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Solve the recession by giving every family in the UK one million pounds !. by Barrie Skinnard (rejected) The recession could be easily solved by giving all UK families one million pound sterling, this would boost the economy as the money would be spent in shops &#38; saved in banks. This would mean a total [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/recessionbusting/">Solve the recession by giving every family in the UK one million pounds !.  </a></div>
<div class="moron">by Barrie Skinnard (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The recession could be easily solved by giving all UK families one million pound sterling, this would boost the economy as the money would be spent in shops &amp; saved in banks. This would mean a total investment by the government of approximately £40 million pounds with the current UK population of some 67 million people. The government has already thrown several billion pounds of tax payers money into the banking system yet banks are still failing to financially boost the economy with business&#8217;s going bust &amp; repossessions at a all time high. With this proposal people would once again be able to pay their mortgages, there would be nobody on benefits as they would be over the threshold! There would be hardly any need for any social housing! The overall cost to the government would be considerably and progressively less as time went on; thus making Britain great again!!</p>
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<p>This petition was rejected because:</p>
<blockquote><p>Your figures are not accurate.</p></blockquote>
<p>I assume this is referring to the idea that £1,000,000 × 67,000,000 ÷ (average family size) = £40,000,000. This is an unfair slander against Barrie Skinnard, who of course knows full well that the average family size is 1,675,000. This is why East Enders is so hard to follow these days. And also the origin of the name of new sitcom &#8216;One Million, Six Hundred And Seventy Four Thousand, Nine Hundred and Ninety Eight Children&#8217;. Hm.</p>
<p>Maybe his figures <em>are</em> wrong. I just wish the Government had made that response in the form of a lolcat.</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s All &#8216;Bout Money</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/03/10/its-all-bout-money/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 20:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stop TESCO Buying closed pubs to re-open as stores selling cheap alcohol,. by Jackie Carter (petitioner &#8220;savethelocalpub) Tesco have already purchased a number of closed public houses which they intend to re-open as tesco stores selling more cheap alcohol. As the premises are already licensed to sell food and alcohol they do not need to [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/NOTOTESCO/">Stop TESCO Buying closed pubs to re-open as stores selling cheap alcohol,.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Jackie Carter (petitioner &#8220;savethelocalpub)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Tesco have already purchased a number of closed public houses which they intend to re-open as tesco stores selling more cheap alcohol. As the premises are already licensed to sell food and alcohol they do not need to apply for a change of use!! This has to be stopped NOW!! The pub trade is already under threat of becoming non existant, with thousands being thrown out of work.Enough is enough!!</p></div>
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<p>So Tesco taking pubs that have <em>already</em> closed down and reopening them, which would <em>create</em> jobs, is somehow a <em>bad</em> thing?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Citizensnotbanks/">Give money to UK citizens not failing banks.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Stuart Addis</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>If you give UK born residents, over the age of 18, £100,000 each, the Billions of pounds will have to be deposited into bank accounts thus improving the banks ability to lend, allowing the public to spend with new cash and regenerate the enconomy. This will get the money flowing far better than having to meet bank criteria to borrow &#8216;the public money&#8217; that they have been given &#8211; come on Gordon help the Public for real.</p></div>
</div>
<p>If the Government gave everybody £100,000, why would anyone <em>need</em> to take a loan? Oh, also the Government would be bankrupt. Good jorb!</p>
<p>Also:</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/theives/">give the British people a refund!.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Victoria Ray</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I believe it is time for the current government to start fulfilling the role for which they are employed and start acting in the interest of the British people as a whole.Continuing to throw good money after bad cannot possibly lead to a resolution to the economic problems that our country is facing. The deregulation of the banking system for which we have the previous government to thank was criminal enough, however I doubt that the consequences would have been so dire had our current government pulled the reins in at an earlier time. Having no manufacturing industry to speak of this country has depended to the expense of all else on the high economic activity that the finance sector has provided, this has now ground to a halt leaving Britain with very little. The German government have given money to the people rather than banks with incentives to purchase new cars, however our government will not give money to the British public for fear they might save it, their plan involves handing astronomical figures to the very people who we know are thieves and confidence tricksters. Place the money into the hands of the British people to whom it belongs before we go into complete meltdown.</p></div>
</div>
<p>Why does everybody think that the Government owes them a hojillion pounds now?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/blairpension/">claw back the majority of Tony Blair&#8217;s pension.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Darren Hubbard</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Tony Blair suffered from the lowest public approval rating of any British Prime Minister in history. By the new policy of obeying the &#8220;court of public opinion&#8221; (ref: Harriet Harman, 1/3/2009) surely the right and moral thing to do is to claw back the majority of this former-PM&#8217;s pension?</p></div>
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<p>This is, of course, the logical conclusion.</p>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Just Stop All This Now</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 22:18:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Introduce low interest loans in Govt. supported banks for UK residents to consolidate credit card debts. by John Taylor-Stoakes Over recent months cedit card companies have vastly increased interest rates on a risk assesment basis. Where this interest rate nears 30% APR the minimum repayment barely covers the monthly interest. Credit ratings for individuals maybe [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/debtconsol/">Introduce low interest loans in Govt. supported banks for UK residents to consolidate credit card debts.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by John Taylor-Stoakes</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Over recent months cedit card companies have vastly increased interest rates on a risk assesment basis. Where this interest rate nears 30% APR the minimum repayment barely covers the monthly interest.</p>
<p>Credit ratings for individuals maybe fair or poor,loans are required at low interest rates if the population has any hope to combat this recession. Loans are not available to clear significant borrowings. Therefore despite large monthly repayments the outstanding debt is not reduced. Therefore no disposable income is created to stimulate the economy.</p>
<p>The bank could directly clear the credit account and close it.Cards destroyed. Credit ratings to be marked to indicate caution on any new card issued until 50%of the loan is cleared. This could work in a similar way to a voluntary arrangement with creditors without the stigma of bankruptcy or risking ones home.</p></div>
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<p>So&#8230; taking out a loan in order to pay off a credit card, which is more or less a loan in itself. Seems kind of counter-intuitive to me.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/freecall-nhs/">make all calls to nhs services free from any uk phone like the emregency services.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by amit hindocha of nhs</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>all calls to nhs should not be charged. It should be put into legislation that no phone company can charge a service user or the nhs for calls made to any of its services. this petition is a drive to make the first nhs conasitition statment that says that alll services should be free to nhs patients, this shouldi nclude dental charges and prescitions charges and calls and even free post letters.</p></div>
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<p>Yawn.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Asperger-funding/">make it mandatory that all bonuses paid to Bankers be used to fund specialist support for young people /adults with HFA / Aspergers and other conditions that fall through the system.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by K M Simpson</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Most if not all young people and adults with High Functioning Autism / Aspergers and others who fail to meet the criteria of the service agencies find their quality of life is adversly affected by not receiving the specialist support they need. It is very much a post code lottery. The huge bonuses being awarded to Bankers would pay for a large amount of support nationwide for these margialised people.</p></div>
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<p>It still amuses me that people have this idea in their heads that every banker everywhere is responsible for the global economic crisis. That&#8217;s like saying, &#8220;I got mugged by a Polish fella once, so all Poles are mugging arseholes.&#8221;</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Ban-Overtaking/">Outlaw vehicles from overtaking other moving traffic on single carriageway roads.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by S Fowler</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>We are all familiar with being overtaken by other road users in dangerous or inappropriate places; such manoeuvres are fraught with danger for all road users and pedestrians nearby. Countless accidents are caused each year by vehicles overtaking others and either losing control, crashing head on with other vehicles, or in hitting the car that they are overtaking &#8211; if for instance the car ahead was turning right into a side road. This could be reduced by tightening up the law and allowing overtaking on dual carriageways and motorways only &#8211; as a right. This would save many lives each year; prevent countless injuries and would also make insurance claims more straightforward &#8211; If someone crashes when overtaking moving traffic &#8211; they are at fault. Sign up &#8211; it makes sense! </p></div>
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<p>The signatures on this one are brilliant.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/DRIVERITE/">drive on the RIGHT side of the road.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Sandra Green</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>About 34% of the world&#8217;s people live in left-traffic countries and 66% in right-traffic countries. About 28% of the world&#8217;s total road distance carries traffic on the left, and 72% on the right.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s time to join the majority!</p></div>
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<p>Tell you what Sandra, you drive on the right for a week and tell us what it&#8217;s like.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/poverty-/">to help end extreme poverty.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Aoife</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>this is a petition which is hoping to help end poverty and try to get the world to be an equal and fair place. sign this petition please because every name counts. i have wrote a letter to the PM about this.</p></div>
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<p><center><img src="http://www.wetheundereducated.com/images/snark/tommy.jpg" /></center></p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Truth-not-lies/">David Pearson.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by David Pearson</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Ban the presentation of Darwinian Evolution as &#8216;Scientific Truth&#8217;, within state owned organisations, i.e. schools, museums etc and allow it only to be presented only as an alternative theory or worldview by materialists who have a pre-bias to a disbelief in a superenatural creator</p></div>
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<p>Because there&#8217;s, y&#8217;know, <em>tons</em> of evidence in support of a &#8220;superenatural&#8221; creator, and bugger-all suggesting we evolved from monkeys and stuff. Wait, no, hang on&#8230;</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/onepenny/">phase out the one penny and two pence coins.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Stuart Halsall</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Since decimalisation in 1971 inflation has eaten away at the value of money and made the one penny and two pence virtually valueless. One penny in 1971 was worth about 11 pence in 2005 prices. Producing pennies that have such little value and that pile up in people draws is a huge waste of time and money for the mint to produce.</p></div>
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<p>I&#8217;ve never had change like that piling up in my &#8220;draws&#8221;. I wish I did. Then i could pay my train fare in pennies and piss off the guy at the station.</p>
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		<title>I Got A Bit Frustrated Writing The End Of This One</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Make prisoners join the army and fight for the country in order to finsh their jail sentences early,. by Stephen Biggs For example if you get 8 years you do 8 years not 4 eyars on good behavour BUT you can do 4 years on good behaviour if you join the army on special conditions [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/8yearsmorelike4/">Make prisoners join the army and fight for the country in order to finsh their jail sentences early,.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Stephen Biggs</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>For example if you get 8 years you do 8 years not 4 eyars on good behavour BUT you can do 4 years on good behaviour if you join the army on special conditions fight for our country.</p></div>
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<p>Haven&#8217;t we already shot this idea down? Twice? It&#8217;s getting to the point where I think these petitions need their own category.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/universityf/">abolish university fees.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Alan J Smith</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>How can we improve both ourselves and our country when we get an education from university but end up with a huge debt. Its worse for the mature student who has no hope in getting a job but goes back to university to get a degree therefore making thmselves more employable. Teenagers dont stand a chance in life because all they will have is a degree and a load of debt.</p></div>
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<p>This is a reasonable and achievable idea. Ooh, is someone serving pork? I&#8217;ll have a wing, please.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Taxscandal/">exempt pensioners from paying towards pensions for council employees.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by John Monney</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I have discovered that approx 4% of my council tax bill goes towards paying for council employees pension funds.</p>
<p>As a pensioner struggling to live on a state pension, I believe this is totally unnacceptable</p></div>
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<p>Right. Because 4% is a really big number, and as we all know council employees are already dead anyway so they&#8217;ll never need to claim their pensions. The URL is hilarious &#8211; this is a tax scandal? Really? <em>Really?</em></p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/SaveMortgages/">Keep 100% mortgages.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Zenita</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Not many people have a large deposit or if any deposit to put towards a house, i think you will have many prople not being able to buy there own home which in this day and age is wrong, eveyone should have the right to have there own home keeping 100% morgages helps so many people get on the property ladder and without them many many poeple will suffer!!</p></div>
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<p>Sigh. That was a nice global economy we had, once&#8230;</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/pension-robbery/">allow expats to be able to recieve the same anual pension increases as pensioners who remain in the U.K. Pensioners move overseas for many reasons. I believe mostly to warmer climates for health reasons. Why then, is it that having paid their contributions all their working lives and in some cases still paying taxes to the U.K. Inland Revenue ,a pensioner who decides to move abroad is then expected by the U. K. Gov. to survive for their remaining years on the pension frozen at the rate at the time they leave, wherever they choose to live. It causes a great deal of bitterness when people who have paid nothing into the system are able to claim an increasing pension untill their demise, simply because they decide to live in the U.K. with its wonderfull benefit system . It is time the U.K. Gov. started caring more about its indigenous population , in this case pensioners no matter where they choose to live. When the U.K. apparently can find the money to hand out ,as we all can see , inland and abroad , they can find the very much smaller ammount to take care of the pensioners who helped to make Britain what it once was. We pensioners deserve better treatment than we are recieving in our remaining years ,surely that is our human right.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by gordon reid</div>
<div class="petition-body">
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<p>I&#8217;m not sure what Gordon Reid is asking for here. I&#8217;m sure I could sit down and read it, but because he&#8217;s decided to post the entire ruddy petition in the title and leave the &#8220;More details&#8221; field empty I&#8217;m stuck staring as a wall of text that makes my eyes hurt when I try to read it. More alarmingly, this is becoming a regular trend on the ePetition site, too &#8211; right up there with petitioning the Prime Minister to Your Name Here.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/BankCharge1/">Stop Bank Charges.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Craig Strachan</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>In the current financial climate we believe that the banks should be forced to stop charging customers for going overdrawn and missing direct debit payments. The fact that public funds are being used to keep the banks going should allow the government to stop such charges. This will help the thousands of people who are now struggling to make ends meet and stop people from being unfairly punished.</p></div>
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<p>I would say that if you&#8217;re committing to payments you can&#8217;t actually afford to make then it&#8217;s not an unfair punishment. Alright, yes, bank charges in the UK are rather ridiculous, but saying &#8220;Hey, y&#8217;know, we&#8217;re not going to charge you bank fees anymore, because of The Economy&#8221; is hardly going to help matters.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/fruit-prices/">to put expensive fruit such as grapes, strawberries, cherries &#038; fruit salad down by 7 percent.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Edward Manning</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Who thinks that some fruit such as are too expensive and it should go down?</p></div>
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<p>Why do you <em>think</em> the price of fruit is increasing? Is it because of foreigners? Homosexuals? The global economy collapsing at the end of last year? Terrorists? We may never know.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/PancakeHoliday/">establish two new bank holidays to fall in line with the annual celebration of pancakes and the annual celebration of gunpowder.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Marc Burton</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Shrove Tuesday and Guy Fawkes Night are to one and all the highlights of the Gregorian calendar. On no other night do the British public come together in such jovial harmony. Therefore we believe it is only right that these occasions gain the respect they deserve and are each awarded a day of national holiday to mark the passing of two truly British events.</p></div>
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<p>No.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Nationals/">recognise Englishness on official forms.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Alan Reginald Derek Laming Tizzard of National Service Veterans Alliance</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Central and Local Government forms associated with Equal Opportunity Monitoring require the applicant to indicate their ethnic origin with numerous choices with the exception of &#8216;White English&#8217;, as the basic form is printed in English and approved by the English Parliament in England will Government ensure that &#8216;White English&#8217; as a category is included on all future forms in the interest of Equal Opportunity Monitoring?</p></div>
</div>
<p>No.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/ScrapParkingfees/">Scrap ALL parking fees on metered public roads in the UK but retain the fines for parking beyond a 2 hour limit.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Neil Aldus</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I would like to ask the prime minister to abolish parking fees on meterd parking places everywhere in the UK. This would encourage people to come back to the city centres and begin shopping again. Parking fees for short trips into town centres only serve to discourage shoppers bothering at all. This would have a greater effect on kickstarting consumer spending than the 2.5% reduction in the VAT rate at a much lower cost. Most shoppers hate paying for parking. Allow everyone a maximum of 2hours with the same fines for exceeding the time limit. This would have the effect of increasing the &#8220;turnover&#8221; of shoppers and thereby increase consumer spending and perhaps add a little to the &#8220;kickstart&#8221; that the economy so badly needs. Sometimes it&#8217;s the little changes that make the big difference and so often go overlooked.</p></div>
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<p><em>No.</em></p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/jadeslaw/">introduce Jade&#8217;s Law.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by James Brewster</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Jade Goody&#8217;s battle has caused a 20% increase in cancer screening. Clearly the NHS is not getting through to women, so Jade&#8217;s Law would require NHS surgeries to telephone all women in their practice to explain the importantance of being screened.</p></div>
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<p>Oh yeah? Well Kylie Minogue&#8217;s Breast Cancer diagnosis several years ago prompted an increase in cancer screenings in the UK <em>and</em> in Australia. If anything, <em>Kylie</em> deserves her own law. Also: advertisements on TV, radio, and in magazines would be far more effective than calling everyone. I&#8217;ve <em>worked</em> in call centres. <em>No one</em> likes to be bothered, even if it&#8217;s something important.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Trinitarian/">Repeal the Trinitarian Act 1812.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by James Higgs</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>We the undersigned request the Prime Minister to repeal the Trinitarian Act of 1812. Thank you.</p></div>
</div>
<p>The Trinitarian Act of 1812, for those of you who don&#8217;t know, was passed to legalize the practice of Islam in the UK. What James Higgs is effectively asking for, her, is to ban Islamic practice in the UK. James Higgs has basically found a cleverly worded way around the ePetiton site admins&#8217; strict (heh) screening process. He&#8217;s also a walrus dick.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Corpuschristi/">ban the film Corpus Christi from being shown in UK.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Janice Breeze</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Soon a film called Corpus Christi will be shown in America. Christians do not want it shown here as it represents Jesus and his desciples as homosexuals. This is blasphemy. The Bible states clearly that homosexuality is an abomination. Please do not reject this. Muslims have had a play removed from the stage because it upset them. atheists have blasphemy about there not being a God plastered on buses. Remember we are still a &#8220;Christitan&#8221; country. please listen to its citizens. thank you</p></div>
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<p>Y&#8217;see, the beauty of Free Speech is that, in this country, you can show a film about pretty much anything. The downside of Free Speech is that we have to put up with mindless fucktards like Janice Breeze.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/cancel-uk-debt/">cancel all personal mortgage debt in the uk.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by ed daniels</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>petition to cancel all personal mortgage/secured debt in the U.K. every 50 years Reasons: 1st To remove the fear of homelessness. 2nd Stop asset values falling by forcing a bottom in the market.3rd Bring buyers to the market as owners are free to drop prices. 4th Create a spending boom, no mortgage = more cash to spend. 5th Investors can be reassured by promising an on going cycle of debt cancellation every 50 years and banks would be able to lend on that basis creating a stable market. 6th the current crisis offers an ideal opportunity for the government to show leadership which would help both the people (popular) and the financial markets by offering an opportunity to create a true asset value assessment in which to invest.</p></div>
</div>
<p>Every fifty years? Woohoo! Time to re-mortgage in 2059!</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/vote4nonabove/">create a box on all election ballot papers to allow a vote for &#8220;NON OF THE ABOVE&#8221;.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by G Wilson</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>by creating a box on all election ballot papers allowing a vote for &#8220;non of the above&#8221; would allow a true voice of the people to be shown. giving all parties the opportunity to re address the parts of their manifesto that the true majority of the country disagree with rather than as is at the moment where the people of the country HAVE to vote for the best of a bad bunch(so not to &#8220;WASTE&#8221;their vote) or not vote at all. if the majority vote should end up to be &#8220;none of the above&#8221; there should be an interim period of an equal hung parliament for an agreed period of time to enable all parties to change their policies to reflect the voice of a true majority.</p></div>
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<p>Or, alternatively, you could just not vote. That way you don&#8217;t even have to get up or anything.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/oldmoney/">return Britain to the nostalgic and historic pre-decimal currency.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Ben W Boagey</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Britain&#8217;s history and culture is fantastic and unique. Much like the majority of people detest the Euro as a possible currency for Britain, the British pound is a fantastic part of our sovereignty and of our history and culture. We used to have such a fascinating and historic currency that was ditched for a decimal system (which is, in all fairness, much more practical). I suggest that we return Britain to the wonderfully nostalgic and unique system of half-pennies, farthings, sixpence and shillings. It would be more difficult to grasp, but oh so much more fun and interesting. Plus, oh so very cool.</p></div>
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<p>You are an honest-to-goodness moron.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/TwoTermsPMs/">legislate that PMs cannot serve more than two consecutive terms of office.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Rose-Mary Gower</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>However good a Prime Minister is when they take office, the longer they stay in the post the more likely it is that power goes to their heads!</p></div>
</div>
<p>A fucking terrible idea &#8211; on the off-chance someone who&#8217;s <em>good</em> at the job comes into power, the most you&#8217;ll ever have them is for those two terms. Then some brainless moron will step in instead.</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 02:30:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To allow anyone to grow industrial hemp for food. by Paul Smith Allowing anyone to grow hemp for food would benefit the enviroment and health of the nation also growing hemp on unused land would reduce or slow down global warming Not that I&#8217;m against the growing of hemp &#8211; it&#8217;d make a very good [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Hemp-Food/">To allow anyone to grow industrial hemp for food.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Paul Smith</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Allowing anyone to grow hemp for food would benefit the enviroment and health of the nation also growing hemp on unused land would reduce or slow down global warming</p></div>
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<p>Not that I&#8217;m against the growing of hemp &#8211; it&#8217;d make a very good biofuel, or so I&#8217;m told &#8211; but I can see this sort-of being abused a bit. See if you can work out how.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/NILVAT/">Abolish VAT Totally.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by CARL DAVIS of DAVIS MOTOR CO</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>As a business man, having run my own business for 20 years. I know for certain if v.a.t was none existant the cost of living, would be reduced dramactically. This would then kick start the economy as average working class people would have more money in their pockets. Thus making the public more confident to borrow and spend. In my opinion if this is not done immediatley the country will be in the biggest recession since the 1920&#8242;s. please abolish v.a.t for up to 1 year and then bring it back in at around 5% to be increased up to around 10% in late 2010</p></div>
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<p>Actually, cost of living would go <em>up</em> because they&#8217;d have to tax you some other way to make up for the lost revenue. You clod.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/OurCementery/">save harmondsworth Cemetery !!!!.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Frank Newman-Thomas</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>to save Harmaondsworth cementery from the third runway and let our loved ones rest in peice. why do this to such a nice quite area why ruin a peice of History and why distroy peoples lives just leave it alone</p></div>
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<p>Good idea, but you probably should have asked someone who can actually construct a coherent sentence to write this petition for you.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/TaxAirFuel/">Tax Aviation Fuel as much as fuel for road and public transport.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Roy Marriott</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>When I wish to travel, e.g. to Scotland or to the Pyrenees, I find that it is much cheaper by plane than by rail. I understand that this is because there is no fuel duty or VAT on aviation fuel.</p>
<p>Please level the playing field so we can afford to travel by the most environmentally friendly means!</p></div>
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<p>Can&#8217;t ever happen, won&#8217;t ever happen. Other countries such as the US don&#8217;t charge tax on fuel used for aviation purposes, so if the UK started airlines would just buy their fuel elsewhere.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/awakening/">Prohibit the sale of alcohol.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Stuart Cross of Earth</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>As the only option for law-abiding citizens who have no shame in wanting to pursue a certain path, alcohol does more harm than good. It costs families, individuals, their friends and lovers, the NHS so much.</p>
<p>The well respected adage that &#8216;everything in moderation&#8217; is ok, is not possible when there is only one option. It is best to go one way or another, and not sit on the fence.</p>
<p>Certain people will never change. That&#8217;s life and it&#8217;s their chosen course, how they choose in their minds to live it to the full.</p>
<p>I believe that the problem will never conveniently disappear until we go one way or another, and that as we seem so intent on going one way then we should put our hearts where our words are and see what happens.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s see how certain folk react when deprived of their drug of choice. Will they all get fat on bacon butties? Will they turn to shrooms or something even harder? Good people are suffering because they are only free to indulge in one thing, and the issue is never going to disappear as long as that thing remains freely available alongside the prohibition of all else.</p></div>
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<p>Stuart Cross, DEFENDER OF THE EARTH, has apparently never studied the history of Prohibition. Or, at the very least, he&#8217;s never seen that episode of <em>The Simpsons</em> where the sale of alcohol is prohibited and Homer becomes the Beer Baron.</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Not Quite A Jaguar</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Limit the number of properties a landlord can own to no more than five(5). by Richard Gale As a hard working graduate professional I should be able to afford to purchase a single bedroom flat. Instead the influx of rich and lazy landlords have bought up every suitable property and caused the ridiculous rise in [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Limit-Landlords/">Limit the number of properties a landlord can own to no more than five(5).</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Richard Gale</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>As a hard working graduate professional I should be able to afford to purchase a single bedroom flat. Instead the influx of rich and lazy landlords have bought up every suitable property and caused the ridiculous rise in housing prices. We can use the current slump as a new start and reignite the housing market while giving less wealthy people a chance on the housing ladder. Stepping stones aren&#8217;t enough!</p></div>
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<p>This just strikes me as silly.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/NEW-CAR-VAT/">Reduce the VAT on sales of new motor vehicles manufactured in the UK to 1%.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Simon W</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>To protect UK manufacturing jobs and the recession hit motor industry from complete collapse the Government must reduce the level of VAT on the sale of all new motor vehicles manufactured in the UK to 1%. This reduction must be fairly offered across the board to all vehicles regardless of engine size.</p>
<p>To avoid potential deflation while buyers wait for the reduction in the VAT payable the reduction must be backdated to January 1st 2009.</p>
<p>The reduction in the VAT burden on consumers is cheaper than paying for tens of thousands of people out of work claiming benefits and the collapse of the remaining manufacturing sector in the UK.</p>
<p>This reduction will demonstrate the Government is serious about protecting jobs and industry.</p></div>
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<p>Where do you think that VAT goes to? The moon? The Government take that, and if they don&#8217;t have it they have less money to do&#8230; <em>things!</em></p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Hospital-Fees/">Abolish car park fees in hospitals across the UK.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Robert Crisp</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Hospital parking fees are nothing more then a tax on the sick. Many hospitals are situated out of town centres and the only way to reach them is by car. The parking fees are unnecessary and extortionately high in this economic climate. We urge the government to either lower hospital parking fees or scrap them completely.</p></div>
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<p>I&#8217;ll misquote myself from <a href="http://butsir.ghosthamster.com/?p=245">an earlier post about stopping hospitals from charging fees for things</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Yeah! How dare the NHS use the revenue generated by these [parking fees] to pay for things like improving facilities, covering basic operation costs, and caring for… our… er… oh.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Why Teresa Is Not Prime Minister</title>
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		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, look who&#8217;s back! It&#8217;s Teresa Wright, who has taken a break from proselytising to stop an even more odious threat: that of a New World Order government. I know what you&#8217;re thinking: &#8220;Is this scheme to establish a New World Order in fact a reality?&#8221; Well, she addresses that: Stop The UN from creating [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, look who&#8217;s back! It&#8217;s Teresa Wright, who has taken a break from proselytising to stop an even more odious threat: that of a New World Order government. I know what you&#8217;re thinking: &#8220;Is this scheme to establish a New World Order in fact a reality?&#8221; Well, she addresses that:</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Freedomforus/">Stop The UN from creating a New World Order Goverment.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Teresa Wright of Witness of Jesus Christ (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Is this scheme to establish a New World Order in fact a reality? Yes it is. If you do not believe this I encourage you to study the United Nations documents and also the treaties which, once ratified by individual nations, become INTERNATIONAL LAW. The United Nations created the Commission for Global Governance, if you don&#8217;t believe this, visit the United Nations website and look it up. </p>
<p>The Commission for Global Governance released a report: Our Global Neighbourhood, that predicates a world court, a global tax, and global police force. And the U.S. State Department Publication 7277 outlines a one world police force under the United Nations. So many prominent world leaders are calling for a one world government the intention is obvious. Yet most people are so occupied by life&#8217;s responsibilities, careers, sports and television, they have little time to study what&#8217;s going on in the corridors of power.</p>
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<p>Yes, that&#8217;s coming across.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/BanPlaneStupid/">Introduce a law banning groups like Plane Stupid protesting within one mile of airports.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Sundeep Kakar of Manchester Airport </div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>With the ever-increasing terrorist threat to our country, direct action groups such as Plane Stupid endager the lives of the flying public and aviation workers by disrupting our airports and attempting to access restricted areas.  As well as creating delays, it puts a strain on airport police patrols, thus leaving them unable to respond should a real terrorist attempt to strike at a UK airport.  As a law forbids protest within one mile of Parliament, we who work at airports would like a similar law introduced to forbid anyone trying to disrupt the operations of a UK airport.</p>
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<p>Alright, look. The disruption thing I&#8217;ll grant you (although equally, <em>that is kind of the point</em>). But the reason that peaceful environmental protests strain the police is that the police invariably respond in a preposterously overblown show of force. And the reason that these protests raise security concerns is because they <em>show that terrorists could</em> get into the airport, not that they enable them to. Raising the concerns can only help stop people breaking in. (Although what a terrorist would accomplish by breaking into a part of an airport which is basically a giant road I don&#8217;t really know.) Basically, what you want is added protections against having a bit of a rough day at work. Yes?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/parentvoice/">LET ALL PARENTS BE LISTENED TO AND NOT BE IGNORED BY SOCIAL WORKERS FOR WELL BEING OF THIER CHILDREN.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by steven glover of parents voice (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>WE,AND THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE NOT BEING LISTENED TO BY THE SOCIAL SERVICES.WE ASK QUESTIONS AND ARE TOLD NOTHING.OUR VIEWS DO NOT COUNT WHEN MAKING DECISIONS BY THEM.ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS YOU CAN NOT GET A ANSWER OFF THEM.THIS IS WHY THERE IS MISSFEELINGS WITH SOCIAL SERVICES.THE PARENTS WANT A VOICE AS WELL.PARENTS FEEL LET DOWN BY THEM.I AM SETTING UP A ORGANIZATION CALLED PARENTS NEED ANSWERS.WHICH I EXPECT THOUSANDS TO JOIN TO BE HEARD</p>
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<p>Is that how you talk to them? If so, that might be the problem.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/stopspitting/">make it illegal for all footballplayers to spit on the ground while playing any sport.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by andy (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>to ban all football players from spitting while playing sport on the field this is not only disgusting but makes our younger children think that if they see any spoprts players spit on the pitch they too can do it, we the general public would be fined if we was to be caught spitting so ban all sports players from spitting no matter what the sport</p>
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<p>If the government&#8217;s job is to enforce citizens&#8217; standards of decency, then I for one would like to ban your typing. Also this:</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/geriatricsex/">Stop the Geriatric Old Duffers in the Pump House talking about sex.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by robert doyle (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>there are some mental pictures we just don&#8217;t want forcing on us.</p>
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</div>
<p>Come on, someone must have a good idea.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/SKYDIVING-SAFETY/">PUT MORE HAYSTACKS AND MORE SOFT STUFF AROUND THE COUNTRY.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by RAUL PHOENIX of SKYDIVERS SAFETY ASSOSSIATION OF THE UNITED KINGDOM OF EUROPE (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I HAVE A SERIOUS THOUGHT, ABOUT SKYDIVING IF ONE WERE TO DO A STATIC SKYDIVE THEN THEIR LIFE WOULD BE IN THE HANDS OF THE SKYDIVING COORDINATORS, MY PARACHUTE PULLER WOULD BE ATTACHED TO THE PLANE AND I WOULD HAVE NO CONTROL OVER MY PARACHUTE SO IF SOMETHING WENT WRONG AT LEAST I COULD LAND ON SOMETHING SOFT IF THERE WERE MORE HAYSTACKS AND SOFT STUFF, THIS IS THE CASE WITH ANY SORT OF SKYDIVE AND ANY ONE ACCIDENTALY FALLING OFF A PLANE AND SUCH SO I PROPOSE  YOU PUT MORE SOFT ITEMS SUCH AS HAYBALES, PILLOWS, LARGE SWIMMING POOLS, PUT AROUND THE COUNTRYSIDE.</p>
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<p>Er, okay.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/KEBABS4U/">Hreem Hreem.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Harry Chalet of Bryn (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>petition for everyone to enjoy a nice kebab every wednesday</p>
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</div>
<p>That&#8217;s a much better idea.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Hyperinflation/">We urge our Prime minister to ‘Stop and Think’ about his fiscal stimulus policy and consider limiting our national debt.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Gary Wong </div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Bankrupt Britain trending toward hyperinflation!<br />
We urge our Prime minister to ‘Stop and Think’ about his fiscal stimulus policy and consider limiting our national debt. Sterling has lost 33% of its value over the last few months. We urge Gordon Brown to consider the potential consequence of stagflation and hyperinflation in years to come.</p>
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<p>I like to imagine that he did stop and think about it. Unless it means something else when it&#8217;s in inverted commas. I suppose your complaint is really either that he hasn&#8217;t fixed it overnight or that he hasn&#8217;t done precisely what you would have done.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/MorePayForAll/">Give More Pay and Take Less Profits.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Barbara Ross of Harmony Care Markets (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>We the undersigned seek more wages to live on.  We don&#8217;t want benefits.  We want real wages for real work.  Not only the fat cats need money.  They need to pay more wages.If we all have more wages then we will have more to spend and so improve the economy. Professional pay for professional work would also be very nice.  A cleaner earns more than many qualified workers. KEYNESIAN ECONOMICS WORKED. IF PEOPLE HAD BETTER WAGES THEN THERE WOULD BE LESS NEED TO BORROW. Barbara Ross &#8211; Social Scientist &#8211; HARMONY</p>
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<p>And, er, how is that going to be enforced, then? Are you aware that the private sector exists? Are you aware that the government runs at a loss?</p>
<p>It&#8217;s beginning to look like the public are, by and large, a pack of uninformed morons, who haven&#8217;t got the time or inclination to actually research the issues and don&#8217;t even know that there is a whole bunch of stuff that they should know if they want to make a meaningful decision about policy because they take their opinions from propaganda rags and each other. So they think that whenever the government don&#8217;t do what the raging tabloid mob want that they&#8217;re somehow not being represented.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Vote4Policies/">allow citizens to vote for polices instead of just parties.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Phil Faber of SAFARI </div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>A democracy is a political system in which the supreme power lies in a body of citizens who elect people to represent (not control) them.  But the problem we have is that the citizens have little control over what the Government actually does once elected.  We vote in a party instead of specific policies.  We therefore call on the Government to make it easier for the people who vote them in, to have a say in the policies their Government should follow.</p>
<p>As far as SAFARI is concerned, we can then finally address the policies necessary to assist those falsely accused of committing crimes.</p>
<p>Of course, the Government doesn&#8217;t have to do as we ask in this ePetition (and thereby lies the problem within our system!) but we hope they will do so.</p>
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<p>No, that would be Mob Rule. SAFARI is a good name for your made-up group.</p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 15:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Linda Skeggs has come up with an&#8230; innovative solution to housing problems. Change the gaming rules on win a house competitions. by Lynda Skeggs Current law says there has to be skill involved in competitions to win houses. A straight draw is much fairer, and in the current dire financial situation may be a sensible [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Linda Skeggs has come up with an&#8230; <em>innovative </em>solution to housing problems.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/winhousegamelaw/">Change the gaming rules on win a house competitions.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Lynda Skeggs </div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Current law says there has to be skill involved in competitions to win houses.<br />
A straight draw is much fairer, and in the current dire financial situation may be a sensible option to keep the property market moving.</p>
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<p>Strangely, the opposite idea is no less dumb:</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/TVCOMPSCAM/">Ban TV shows having competitions which are a lottery as there is no skill involved.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by JAMES ROEBUCK (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Ban all competitions on TV shows which are not a competition but are a lottery. They usually are fronted by a TV personality &amp; give a choice of 3 answers, the correct one being obvious Eg- Which of these animals barks-<br />
a) A mouse.<br />
b) A cat.<br />
c) A dog.<br />
The sole reason for the competition is to raise revenue because to answer the question, you have to use premium rate telephone numbers or texts- and these raise considerably more than the prize offered.<br />
They are a symptom of today&#8217;s scam society, which has permeated throughout life today and would be one small step to rectify this.</p>
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<p>Clearly, anything which makes a profit is a scam.</p>
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		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stop taxing Britain&#8217;s motorists, we are not to blame for the Credit Crisis. by BAS (rejected) Yet again, Britain&#8217;s motorists have been hit with a 2p increase on fuel tax. It seems motorists are the staple target for raising revenue under this government. The government has just promised to help everyone by reducing VAT to [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/fueltax251108/">Stop taxing Britain&#8217;s motorists, we are not to blame for the Credit Crisis.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by BAS (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Yet again, Britain&#8217;s motorists have been hit with a 2p increase on fuel tax.  It seems motorists are the staple target for raising revenue under this government.  The government has just promised to help everyone by reducing VAT to 15%, but on the other hand are taking more from motorists.  Many people rely on their car for myriad reasons, one of which is getting to work.  It is shortsighted to tax so heavily the very people who work and therefore help sustain the economy.  More redundancies and benefit claimants are not what this country needs to keep it moving healthily.</p>
<p>The US pay around 30p per litre and Australia around 42p.  Britain&#8217;s motorists are being stifled because the government recognises that fuel is essential to many of us.</p>
<p>Most people drive out of necessity.  Please help workers to stay in work and ordinary people to go about their every day business by reducing the tax on fuel and find a less damaging alternative.</p>
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<p>You know who else isn&#8217;t responsible for the credit crisis? Footballers. I vote we stop taxing them.</p>
<p>On a more serious note, maybe the reason fuel tax is increasing is because city centres are full of immobile cars in long jams sitting there pumping clouds of toxic gas into populated areas. Granted that&#8217;s only a problem at peak hours whereas fuel tax applies across the board, but maybe you should have thought of that when you all almost unanimously voted against the congestion charge. What the hell did you <em>think </em>was going to happen?</p>
<p>See also: <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Smokeandmirrors/">this petition</a>, <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/lessfuelduty4gd/">this one</a> and <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Helpcommonfolk/">this one</a>.</p>
<p>There was <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/stophomeworkuk/">a petition asking to ban homework</a>, which was a bit OTT but not as dumb as this one which it was rejected for overlapping:</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/stop-homeworks/">Stop all schools in the U.K. giving homeworks to pupils.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Kurtis Morrow </div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Why do we have to waste our own time at home doing homeworks? The time that is wasted could be spent on better things! Play, fun and sports are vital in the lives of children and teenager! Homeworks are making Teenagers and even TEACHERS stressed. Most teachers are becoming more fed up with having to mark so many homeworks and Teenagers are becoming more fed up with doing the homeworks which can lead to drugs!</p>
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<p>Homeworks? <em>Really</em>?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/savelocalpubs/">keep carlsberg and xxxx in enterprise inn&#8217;s &#8211; save local pubs.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Emma Street of The Bay Horse (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Enterprise Inn&#8217;s have announced that both Carlsberg draught and Castlemaine XXXX will be withdrawn from its supply list at the end of January next year.<br />
In a letter to its 7750 licensees across the country, seen by The Publican, the company said the decision had been taken because“customers and retailers have moved away from these brands over the last few years.”<br />
The letter received by pubs last week said Enterprise had conducted a review into its standard lagers, which shows the two beers were “no longer viable”.<br />
The letter said: “As part of the review we have concluded it is no longer viable to offer Carlsberg Draught Lager and Castlemaine XXXX as the number of stockists and volumes have fallen to such a low level.”<br />
My thoughts are with people like myself who rely on their regular customers, many of which are carlsberg and XXXX drinkers, of which will now go elsewhere where these brands are sold! In a very challenging market place with declining beer sales and pubs closing at a rate of around five a day, surely this is suicide to our establishments??</p>
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<p>Save Local Pubs: Mandate Crap Lager!</p>
<p>Seriously, aside from the rampant stupidity of requiring companies to sell unprofitable things to prop up an untenable industry, XXXX is the worst (commercial) beer I have ever tasted. It should be banned, if anything, for being described as lager while tasting like bad bitter shandy. Trade descriptions act.</p>
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		<title>This is a cunning way around our &#8216;I Spell Paedophile The American Way&#8217; categorisation.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nigel King. by Nigel King of British Subject (rejected) A accurate count is made and up dated to how many English are killed in England by being denied drugs and treatment which are available in Scotland for the Scottish. The object of this is to find out who are the real enemies of the English. [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/emenies/">Nigel King.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Nigel King of British Subject (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>A accurate count is made and up dated to how many English are killed in England by being denied drugs and treatment which are available in Scotland for the Scottish.<br />
The object of this is to find out who are the real enemies of the English. The Scottish prime minister and his Scottish chancellor or the extremist.</p>
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<p>Do you think maybe we should invade?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/SaveCricket/">Take action to remove Giles Clarke as Chairman of the England Cricket Board.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by MARK HIGGINSON (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I believe that Giles Clarke has by his actions brought English Cricket into disrepute, by allowing the England Cricket Team to take part in a game soley for monetary gain rather than seeking to develop and further advance our great game.  Giles Clarke should seek to act as a guardian of the game, yet has allowed an individual to blatantly purchase our national team and has showed contempt and disregard for the rules of our great game.  For this alone the Government should intervene and protect our national game from potential irreprable damage.</p>
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<p>Nice to see one that isn&#8217;t about the football.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/bbccleanup/">Get Rid of Broken Britain via the BBC.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Madeleine Mason (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>This petition is for people who think the BBC are in need of a long awaited cleanup the latest but not isolated of incidents by all those who thought it was a great idea to broadcast such derogatory material involving 4 humiliating telephone calls to an 89 year old pensioner and for all future incidents in the hope that all can listen and watch in view of the fact the majority are licence payers. The BBC do not have a petion page but you can voice a complaint to the BBC Trust.</p>
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<p>You want to abolish Britain? What would we have instead? More France?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/GB-FIRST/">stop giving money away to other nations,what ever difficulty they are in,whilst we are struggling ourselves.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by vladas kenneth harvey (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Why is it that when any other country is facing difficulties  we send our hard earned taxes to bail them out.If we suffer hard times the government should help us first. Typical example £42 million pounds is now being sent to the congo,what about the people over here that are on the bread line,CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME.At this present time due to the recession people are losing their jobs and their homes,plus we have to deal with the fact of increased prices of food,gas,electricity and petrol.Further to this immigration is out of control,quite a few are not employed or illegal causing a drain on our countries resources</p>
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<p>The life expectancy in DR Congo is less than fifty years and you think that petrol being rather expensive somehow absolves any obligation you may have to help out? How petty are you?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/savemsn/">Not Let Msn/Hotmail Close Down.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Laura McCabe (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>It was annouced BBC News that MSN/Hotmail was to close down due to a young girl of 8 being tricked into meeting a 34 year old pedoephile. This is not MSN/Hotmails fault. It is the LAW&#8217;S fault as the pedoephile is known. This is also at the fault of the little girls parents who have given her permission to create an account on the MSN/Hotmail site, but it is in there terms and condition that applicant must be over a certain age. Labour MP&#8217;s must have realised this and this is not the companies fault. it is the laws and the parents of the YOUNG child.</p>
<p>please reconcider.</p>
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<p>If the BBC were really reporting this, and if this was really happening, and if it was actually government business, then clearly it would be US government business. Possibly McCabe can&#8217;t tell the difference between Britain and America. If so, it would half-explain why McCabe can&#8217;t spell &#8216;paedophile&#8217;.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/StopUsingEarn/">introduce legislation to stop the Director General of the BBC using the term &#8216;earn&#8217; in relation to the money which is paid to contract holders with the BBC.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Keith Jones of Taxpaying Pensioner without political affiliation (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>To &#8216;earn&#8217; is an adjective.  BBC employees are &#8216;paid&#8217; regardless of the levels of achievement, or criminal activity which results in the BBC Licence Taxpayer being required to pay their fines, therefore to say they &#8216;earn&#8217; what they are paid is a gross misrepresentation of what is actually going on.</p>
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<p>Your point about semantics would be taken more seriously if you knew what the verb &#8216;to adjective&#8217; means.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Jas-Lines/">Request Jasbir to FIND his lines.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Himal makwana (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Jasbir has lost his lines, Please ask him to FIND THEM!</p>
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<p>Ask your mother.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/sadlights/">Ban S.A.D Lights from all offices.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Steve Wonder (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I like my eyes with all their natural layers, they should not be burnt off by these stupid lights</p>
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<p>What do you care? You&#8217;re blind.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Rescue-Alpen/">urge Alpen to abandon the &amp;quot;new and improved&amp;quot; recipe.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Will Bowers (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The new and dis-improved recipe is a different cereal altogether. Both the taste and the texture have been changed beyond recognition</p>
<p>If anyone else feels strongly about this  you should write to  Weetabix at:</p>
<p>Consumer Services<br />
Weetabix Limited<br />
Burton Latimer<br />
Kettering<br />
Northamptonshire<br />
NN15 5JR<br />
England</p>
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<p>&#8230;rather than bothering the PM with it.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Metallica-One/">play Metallica&#8217;s One to all Intensive Care patients.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Daniel Grout (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>A petition the government play Metallica&#8217;s One to all Intensive Care patients.  This will allow them to gain insight into their condition and make informed decisions.</p>
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<p>Careful. I read in the Mail how <a href="http://www.badscience.net/2008/08/the-medias-mmr-hoax/">heavy metal in medical intervention causes the autism</a>.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/PayFromPensions/">introduce legislation to change the law so that any local councils who lose council taxpayers money because they invested unwisely must refund such moneys, in the first instance, out of the pension funding taken out of council taxpayers payments and put to one side on behalf of councillors and council employees.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Keith Jones of Taxpaying Pensioner without political affiliation (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>It is immoral that council taxpayers should have to pay twice when people they entrust with looking after their council taxpayer pounds get it wrong.  There MUST be some accountability and responsibility among our councillors and the people they pay to give them advice, when it goes wrong.</p>
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<p>Another winning idea from our friend Keith Jones. So that must mean that whenever the government makes a shrewd investment, ministers will get to tax you for the original large amount of money they needed and pocket the difference, yes?</p>
<p>Anything else you want, Keith?</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/SendFowziHome/">immediately repatriate Fowzi Nejad to Iran on the grounds that he is mortal danger from taxpaying pensioners in this country who are receiving less in welfare benefits than he is, while they are funding HIS life of luxury under threat of being criminalised and are not prepared to put up with that situation for very much longer, therefore it will be MUCH safer for him if he were to be sent back to Iran.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Keith Jones of Taxpaying Pensioner without political affiliation (rejected)</div>
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<p>Shit, we&#8217;d best stop messing with you.</p>
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		<title>Happy 65th Birthday! You Are No Longer Capable Of Looking After Yourself!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have fairer travel insurance for the Senior Travellers. by Winnie Burrows Most people over the age of 60 or with medical conditions would like to travel &#8211; unfortunately it has become an astronomical cost to get insured to travel abroad. Most people who are on medication are probably better off health-wise than those that are [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/SeniorTravel/">Have fairer travel insurance for the Senior Travellers.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Winnie Burrows</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Most people over the age of 60 or with medical conditions would like to travel &#8211; unfortunately it has become an astronomical cost to get insured to travel abroad. Most people who are on medication are probably better off health-wise than those that are not as their health is being monitored.</p>
<p>As an example someone I know wanted to travel to Canada for 3 weeks they were asked a lot of questions and were then told that they could not be insured for the current illnesses that they have already (hence you will have to pay for it yourself anyway if you get ill) and that the cost would be £1,000 plus.</p>
<p>We need to have a fairer system. You pay for travel insurance most of your life and then when you get to the age where you might need it you cannot have it. Surely the government can make arrangements with other countries, especially Canada and Europe where the health care is available for British Citizens whilst on holiday as long as they don’t do crazy things. .</p></div>
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<p>At the moment, if <em>anyone</em> wants insurance they&#8217;ll be hit with &#8220;astronomical&#8221; costs if they have a pre-existing condition. What you&#8217;re saying here is that Old People should be treated differently just because they are Old People. Which is&#8230; hang on, isn&#8217;t this positive discrimination again?</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Pensionerslife/">Free mobile phones for pensioners please.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by jacqueline robson</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Can we please have free mobile phones and a class in learning to use them for pensioners please. We hear time and time again of pensioners being stuck and alone in situations that they cannot get out of and some of these situations are life threatening.</p></div>
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<p>Or, they could just buy a nice, simply Alcatel phone or something for a tenner from Asda.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Caraban/">Ban Caravans from the highways and byways of the UK.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Gregory Leach of CARABAN</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Every year, caravans cause hundreds of accidents, hundreds of hours of delays, and frustrate millions of motorists on our road network. They are an eyesore when in transit and when not in use. When they reach the end of their lives, they are an unlicensed, uncontrolled environmental nightmare. By signing this petition, you are saying that you think a caravan- free UK would be a better place.</p></div>
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<p>In all honesty, I think Gregory just got back from a camping trip with his girlfriend that he didn&#8217;t like. No doubt he had a teeny, tiny little tent while his girlfriend&#8217;s parents stayed in their luxury caravan. Harbouring an intense jealously and hatred, he lashes out the only way he knows how &#8211; by complaining to the Prime Minister.</p>
<p>Also, &#8220;CARABAN&#8221;? Really?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Vatless/">Scrap V.A.T on fuel.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by David Wheelton</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>How can we the British people be sure that the new rate of V A T will be passed onto the public.Maybe the V A T should have been scrapped on Gas and Electricity then we could see in black and white ZERO V.A.T</p></div>
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<p>Yes, let&#8217;s show people that VAT has been reduced by not charging VAT on something. Wait, no, that doesn&#8217;t make any sense. Besides, for all the moaning the British public does about power companies, isn&#8217;t someone worried that they&#8217;d just hike up the price again to take advantage?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Cancel-2012/">cancel the 2012 Olympics in the face of the current recession and the country&#8217;s existing debt burden.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Julie Culver</div>
<div class="petition-body">
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<p>I&#8217;m not keen on the idea of having the Olympics in London, mostly because of how pricey it&#8217;s all going to be at the end, however there have been Olympics held during financial recession before. In fact the only time the Olympics were cancelled were during World War II.</p>
<p>Nyerr.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/TechnoDemocracy/">Use Technology for truer and real democracy.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by joe roberts of Voting Public</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Has it occurred to anyone that if we can vote for trivia like celebrity come dancing, that we can also vote potentially on social and polical issues, that are really important to we the people. We now have the technology in its various forms to re engage the voting population, perhaps deferring to them instead of The House of Lords. Let the issues decide, not the party politics, and stop this nonsence. Then we can have a fully engaged savi political population, instead of the apathy and disenfranchisement that we have now. Remember where theres a will, and to ignore is at your long term peril. Politics is not just for the party political few, but for us all, we now have the technolgy to engage all the voting public, take the opportunity, put it to the vote, if you dare. Yours, Joe Roberts, swing voter, ie the ones that make a difference, never to be institutionalised.</p></div>
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<p>Because there&#8217;s absolutely no way to rig phone voting, right?</p>
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		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I never get tired of the &#8220;quote a bit of a sentence and to change the context&#8221; joke. Good times. Anyway, petitions. make people file a hit and run report for cats. by Sarah-jayne nolan My main reason of starting this petition was to stop cruelty tocats as it is disgusting the amount of people [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I never get tired of the &#8220;quote a bit of a sentence and to change the context&#8221; joke. Good times. Anyway, <em>petitions.</em></p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/reportcathitrun/">make people file a hit and run report for cats.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Sarah-jayne nolan</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>My main reason of starting this petition was to stop cruelty tocats as it is disgusting the amount of people that get awaywith it however I then found out that the new animal welfareact 2007 states: Anyone who is cruel to an animal may be bannedfrom owning animals, fined up to £20,000 and/or sent to prison.Which in my option is about time, however I found this stilldoes not cover if you run over a cat. At the moment the lawstates that if you run over a dog you have to report it but ifyou run over a cat nobody cares. I feel in my option and imsure many people will agree with me that this is wrong. Dogsand cats are both beloved pets that should be treated the same.We should have to report these crimes. I do understand a lot ofthe time a cat may jump in front of your car and it is agenuine mistake but it still needs reporting as I stated beforecats are beloved family pets and there heartbroken families will be searching for them. I understand that there is a similar petition however I believe mine to be more reasonable and realistic.</p></div>
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<p>This would definitely be a reasonable use of Police time.</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/voteforeconomy/">Call a snap election, allowing the public to decide if the increased national debt is a good investment to ease the economic downturn.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Colin Macey</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Given the exposure of the plans to increase the rate of VAT after the next election, and the subsequent statement from Mr. Brown that VAT will not be raised beyond 17.5%, my concern is this: If the government has been forced to rule out this method for repaying some of the increased debt, how will they do it now? Before it is too late, I believe that the electorate should have the opportunity to assess the economic proposals from all parties, and democratically choose the most appropriate in the form of an election. I would ask for your support in this matter by signing up to this petition</p></div>
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<p>But the British public don&#8217;t seem to know <em>how</em> to solve the crisis. And theyv&#8217;e come up with some pretty silly ideas so far. There are petitions from members of the public asking the Prime Minister to abolish VAT, to <em>not</em> abolish VAT, to write off all debt, to nationalise it, to strip Bankers of any honours they may have received, to stop lending money to other countries, to yell at Iceland, and, for some reason, to build memorials for Baby P. All of these ideas are touted as &#8220;solutions&#8221; to the crisis, and I think we can all agree they&#8217;re pretty much bollocks.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Funeral-Expenses/">Abolish Funeral expenses.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Michael Hastie</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>It is time to bring to an end to funeral expenses for everyone. It cost nothing to enter this world, then why should we fill the pockets of rich funeral companies? The Nation should show it’s appreciation to all those who helped build and protect this country all their life’s by making funeral expenses a thing of the past. This affects everyone, especially the poor.</p></div>
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<p>This is, again, an absolutely <em>superb</em> idea given the current economic climate.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/StopCallCentres/">Stop call centres based in India phoning trying to sell unwanted products.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Frank Fisher</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>We have received calls from an overseas call centre claiming to be from a company called Money Management. We get about 3 calls a day trying to sell Individual Voluntary Agreements which they claim is part of a government scheme. They will not take no for an answer, they just keep calling. Because they are calling from abroad the TPS cannot help. They are harassing us and we can&#8217;t stop them!!</p></div>
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<p>Actually, these call centres would have been contracted by a company with a legal presence in the UK, so the TPS very much <em>can</em> help. If you&#8217;re calling you, you need to find out the name of the company they represent so you can lodge a complaint with&#8211;&#8230; oh. I guess you&#8217;re asleep now.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Healthtelephone/">prevent local health centres and hospitals from using 08 numbers such as 0844, 0845 or 0870.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Guy Mayhew</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Local health centres and NHS medical practices should be banned from using 08 numbers or offer a local 01 or 02 number alternative for booking appointments, as health centres make a profit using these numbers. For example, an 0870 number costs 10 pence per minute (whereby 4.5pence per minute goes to the local hospital).</p></div>
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<p>Yeah! How dare the NHS use the revenue generated by these fixed-rate telephone numbers to pay for things like improving facilities, covering basic operation costs, and caring for&#8230; our&#8230; er&#8230; oh.</p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t be scared if you don&#8217;t fit in. Look who&#8217;s in the reject bin!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just don&#8217;t know if I can resist the pull of the Rejected Petitions&#8230; Ban http://www.sickipedia.org/tag/paki. by jayrull islam of http://jayzeeweb.kicks-ass.net/ (rejected) I am against racism and i think this page is very racist Dear Gordon, I have written a list of things for you to ban. People who walk too slowly. Lolcats. Windows 2000. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just don&#8217;t know if I can resist the pull of the Rejected Petitions&#8230;</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/againstsickpedia/">Ban http://www.sickipedia.org/tag/paki.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by jayrull islam of http://jayzeeweb.kicks-ass.net/ (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I am against racism and i think this page is very racist</p>
</div>
</div>
<p>Dear Gordon, I have written a list of things for you to ban.</p>
<ol>
<li>People who walk too slowly.</li>
<li>Lolcats.</li>
<li>Windows 2000.</li>
<li>Orville the Duck.</li>
<li>Rhyming slang.</li>
<li>Showing <em>Amélie</em> with dubbing instead of subtitles.</li>
</ol>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/StraitsGlasto09/">Help the Glastonbury Festival to ensure that Dire Starits will play in 2009.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Paul Coleman (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>In 2008, Neil Diamond played. In 2007 it was Shirley Bassey. In previous years, Tom Jones, James Brown and Tony Bennett have been just some of the legends to have graced the Pyramid stage in the Sunday afternoon &#8216;Veteran&#8217; slot. 2009 can be just as legendary. I urge the governement to support the Eavis family to do whatever they can, whether it be extra funding or in a &#8216;bridge building&#8217; capacity (after recent confusion between Mr Eavis and Mr Knopfler). Money for Nothing, Sultans of Swing, Romeo and Juliet, Walk of Life&#8230; all deserve the Pyramid platform before it&#8217;s too late. Please sign up to make this happen. Seriously.</p>
<p>Or Status Quo.</p>
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</div>
<p>I&#8217;m in no way sure if this is serious. But it says &#8216;seriously&#8217;, so it must be.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/alternativemeans/">Order the Government Think Tank to find an alternative to Money.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Ed D&#8217;Silva (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Money doesn&#8217;t work because not everybody has it and those who don&#8217;t just fall by the wayside so find an alternative to Money.</p>
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<p>Some kind of voucher system?</p>
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		<title>Year Elven</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before people can change their name do a check for crime or debt history. by D gold I am concerned about people being allowed to change their names easily without a check for criminal records and debt problems. A law should prevent this, because they can cover their past and make it difficult to find [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Namechanging/">Before people can change their name do a check for crime or debt history.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by D gold</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I am concerned about people being allowed to change their names easily without a check for criminal records and debt problems. A law should prevent this, because they can cover their past and make it difficult to find them. A safety check could be done on a application.</p></div>
</div>
<p>Unless they&#8217;ve changed things a little since I moved out of England, I&#8217;m fairly certain that the Government don&#8217;t issue you with a new Birth Certificate when you change your name by deed poll, so you&#8217;ll have to provide documentation to support the name-change whenever you do things like open a bank account, acquire a passport, and apply for some jobs. This petition is pretty redundant if you ask me.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/2012winning/">For Schools to hold annual sports awards.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Iain Starkey-Smith</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I attended my sons sports awards last night and the school said it hoped to have 6 competitors for 2012, I thouth wow what if every school had a target or hope it would galvinise the nation and be in keeping with the bids ethos</p>
<p>Regards</p>
<p>Iain Starkey-Smith</p></div>
</div>
<p>You mean, like, some kind of Sports Day?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/lowertuitionfees/">Stop Universities increasing the tuition fee between years on a degree course.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Megan Hurst</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>It is understandable that an amount of money has to be paid into the system to accomodate degree courses and the facilities that go along with them, such as libraries containing the latest reference materials and computing equipment. However it is unnacceptable that over a 3 year degree course the tuition fees can increase between each year. For example, in your first year a course can cost £3070 however in your second year it can be increased to £3145. Students are at university to improve their future prospects but are not given the best start to their future with at least £9000 worth of debt on their shoulders. This is only on a 3 year course, there are many courses that last a few years more and therefore carry more debt, this should be changed.</p></div>
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<p>So what you&#8217;re actually asking for is for Universities to never increase their fees ever, which is a nice if very silly idea.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/1poundsaveslives/">give just £1 from tax payers money to third world countries.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Katie Searle-jones</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>If everyone in the world who pays tax, can have £1 deducted from the tax (no cost to you) to provide a better quality of life for people in third world countries</p></div>
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<p>This reads ever-so-slightly as though Katie is asking the Government to give a grand total of One British Pound Sterling to third world countries. Which is also silly.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/school-EMA/">give EMA to year 10&#8242;s and 11&#8242;s to raise school atendence.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by natalie baldock</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>i think that if you give EMA to year elven and ten students if they go to school for the whole week with no late marks and if they do not mess around in classes they will come to school more often and raise school attendence in england</p>
<p>love natalie xxx</p></div>
</div>
<p>I think Natalie is unhappy with the amount of her weekly pocket money.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Traffic-Times/">introduce a law to separate out commuter traffic from commercial goods traffic during peak commuting hours on weekdays by banning commercial goods carrying vehicles with a Gross Laden Weight greater than 3.5 Tonnes from using any UK road during peak commuting hours on weekdays.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Dan Williams</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Currently, peak commuter traffic and commercial goods vehicles use the UK road network at the same time. This has lead to an increase in &#8216;side swipe&#8217; incidents as a result of inappropriate overtaking manoeuvres by heavy vehicles and congestion as a result of low heavy vehicle speeds, low overtaking speed differential between heavy vehicles and slow acceleration of heavy vehicles. Surely separating commuter traffic from commercial goods traffic by timing is a sensible and sustainable method of lowering UK road traffic incidents and easing UK road network congestion?</p></div>
</div>
<p>Surely you&#8217;re wrong.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/directmail/">enact laws restricting the usage of unsolicited direct mail campaigns.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Tom Barry</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Direct mail campaigns are &#8211; in all their forms &#8211; an intrusive component of advertising, which is regularly forced into our households. There should be a point where citizens are legally permitted to refuse these items. It is a wasteful and invasive practice, yet still, these items are being littered into people’s homes daily.</p></div>
</div>
<p>You mean like <a href="http://www.mpsonline.org.uk/mpsr/">this one that&#8217;s already in place?</a></p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/banstanding/">ban standing on the railway.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by S Knowles</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>we are required to wear seat belts in cars and on buses now.we cant even stand in footballgrounds any more so how do all major rail companies get away with charging full price tickets for people who need to stand on trains. these trains travel in excess of 100 mph and on a recent experience from aberdeen to manchester the whole train was absolutely packed.it will take a few people to die before this government actually does any thing about it as always.</p></div>
</div>
<p>I saw the title of this petition and thought, &#8220;Is S Knowles trying to ban people from <em>standing on the railroad track?&#8221;</em> Turns out his idea is only marginally less ridiculous &#8211; he thinks people will die as a result of having to use their legs whilst utilizing public transport.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/NoToKnives/">Put An End To Youths Being Stabbed And Killed.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Jill Laurie</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Knife crime is becoming a popular culture amongst our younger generation and we feel more can and should be done to put an end to it. Guns require licences,so should knives if carried out of the home.</p></div>
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<p><center><img src="http://www.wetheundereducated.com/images/snark/tommy.jpg" alt="" title="tommy" width="300" height="279" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-177" /><br />
&#8220;And knife crime is gone. Just like that!&#8221;</center></p>
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		<title>The Idiot&#8217;s Dozen</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2008/11/19/the-idiots-dozen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:29:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because there were so many today, here are a load more, most of which went up while Ben was busy mocking the last lot. It&#8217;s scary; I can only assume that the idiots have got wise to this blog and are trying to overload the server. persuade the FA to hold an England charity football [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Because there were so many today, here are a load more, most of which went up while Ben was busy mocking the last lot. It&#8217;s scary; I can only assume that the idiots have got wise to this blog and are trying to overload the server.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/stgeorgefootball/">persuade the FA to hold an England charity football match on St. George&#8217;s Day.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Graham Smith of www.stgeorgesholiday.com</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The passion of England football fans is world famous. They sing their country&#8217;s National Anthem like no other fans. They devote huge amounts of effort and money to follow the England team around the world.</p>
<p>We urge the Prime Minister to persuade the FA to hold an England charity football match on St. George&#8217;s Day &#8211; England&#8217;s National Day.</p>
<p>We don&#8217;t expect the first team squad, the under-21s or similar will do fine. We just want to see if the FA are as passionate about England as the fans.</p></div>
</div>
<p>You mean, because the PM has such a hold over the FA? This is only here because you couldn&#8217;t find an email address for the FA, isn&#8217;t it? Also I think &#8220;passion&#8221; is perhaps putting it more politely than most of the world would.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/childcrimes/">Enforce life sentences and chemical castration as punishment for any person directly involved or who assists in the murder, torture or molestation of children or vunerable members of society.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Lee Sheridan</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I have recently been disgusted with the number of crimes against children and our vulnerable members of society, which are hitting our headlines at the moment, and the seemingly soft sentences dished out to the sadists and peadophiles who commit these crimes. I would like as much support as possible to this petition for tougher punishment, to STOP NOW this cruelty and aggression towards children and persons who are unable to defend themselves.  Being a father myself, I am unable to comprehend how any human being can cause harm, pain, suffering, neglect and even death to any human being, let alone the defenceless.  Please please please, lets unite against these monsters and eradicate them from our society forever, if we can save even 1 life then this petition will have been worth it.  Harsher sentences would surely deter the evil beings from committing these crimes.</p></div>
</div>
<p>See, <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/childprotecter/">chemical castration or similar of paedophiles</a> is perhaps not a bad idea. If you have an urge to do awful things and there&#8217;s medicine to make it go away that seems fairly sensible. I imagine there are paedophiles who would volunteer for that. But this is chemical castration as <em>punishment </em>for <em>murder</em>. That&#8217;s just barbaric.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/FREEChildren/">Not allow turkey into the EU.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Louise Burke</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Following distrubing footage on tonight. How the Turkish Goverment( and they are the ones to be held responsible)abuse special needs children. They should not at present be allowed to become members of the EU.</p></div>
</div>
<p>What you&#8217;ve done there, see, is failed to capitalise &#8216;Turkey&#8217;, so actually you&#8217;re asking for an import ban on turkey meat.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/TvSmoking/">Ban smoking on television programmes.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Paula Nielsen</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I had a serious cancerous condition on my vocal chords caused by smoking, I had to stop smoking but I didn&#8217;t want to as I enjoyed it. My doctor warned me that if i continued smoking I would have ended up having my vocal chords removed, most likely within a year. I stoped smoking succesfully but every time I see someone smoking on the television, it makes me want to smoke again. I am scared that I will loose my will power and eventually give in to this. For the health of myself and other people could you please try to put an end to showing smoking on the television.</p></div>
</div>
<p>Stop watching TV, then. Listen to the radio &#8212; never see anyone smoking on that. You selfish bastard.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/BBCDVDs/">Make BBC release cost price DVD&#8217;s for licence fee payers to kick start the economy.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by R Birks</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The TV licence players deserve more, ALL BBC dvd&#8217;s should be available for £1.99 or max £2.99 to licence fee payers. Start this before Christmas and it could kick start the economy with DVD sales and make a happy Christmas for all. Mr Brown, I and the other petitioners ask of you to add and make this in law and make the BBC give us something back for our money.</p></div>
</div>
<p>Is this to kick-start the DVDs-on-eBay industry?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/StatHoliday/">Give a full days holiday to anyone who gives blood.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Ryan Bassett of None</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Anyone who gives blood should be entitled to 1 days holiday the day after the session.</p></div>
</div>
<p>Surely that&#8217;s the employer&#8217;s call? Anyway, this will just stop employers cooperating with the blood drive.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/BBCLicenceFees/">Review BBC Spending Policies &amp;amp;.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Arthur Wright of None</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Prevent the BBC being Generous with other peoples money by SPENDING Licence Fees on &#8216;Sponsorship&#8217; of Art such as the £30,000 recently spent on a small metal bird by Tracey Ermen.<br />
Licence Fees are ONLY to be spent on providing programmes &amp; Improving Services. Fees paid to Artistes such as Jonathon Ross to relate to OTHER public Sector salaries.</p></div>
</div>
<p>This is flirting with Sensible in places. Unfortunately her friend Coherent is standing all alone at the other end of the bar nursing a pint of Staropramen. Who the hell is Tracey Ermen?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/tax-holiday/">give the nation a three month income tax holiday in order to boost the ecomony during the christmas period.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Paul Butchart</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Due to the current ecomonic down turn does the prime minister not think it would make sense to give the hard working people of this country an income tax holiday. This would be an easy way to prevent Christmas from being a disaster for the high street.</p></div>
</div>
<p>But&#8230; income tax is calculated annually. This isn&#8217;t even possible. Besides, the government will still need the same amount of money to run the country with.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/English-grammar/">improve the level of English grammar in our schools.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Ian Howard</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>As a pupil, I am simply appalled that instead of actually learning English grammar at GCSE level (with Edexcel at least) we are only required to analyse stories and poetry; write to describe, review and argue; and write about non-fiction texts.<br />
I do not disagree with these current aspects of the syllabus, but I ask that the examination syllabi be more thorough in their examining.<br />
A separate section which tests basic understanding of correct grammar and spelling would be a fantastic way to help stimulate our amazing language. I cannot see how some persons manage to cope with the detailed essay writing required without having a section on grammar.<br />
I know it may seen very pedantic, but it simply infuriates me when people do not use the subjunctive mood correctly, or punctuate in the wrong places.<br />
It is all right when people do these things accidentally, but I know for a fact that young persons nowadays are simply ignorant of correct grammar because it is simply not taught fully.<br />
I hereby suggest that the Government ask the examination boards to make sure that they include a comprehensive grammar section which includes all the nuances of our mother tongue.</p></div>
</div>
<p><em>Then leave those poor semicolons alone</em>. What did they ever do to you? People who abuse semicolons should be chemically castrated. It&#8217;s the only language they understand.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/bossrewards/">make illegal the rewarding of bonuses to bosses who make cut backs at employees expense to earn teir bonuses.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by john price</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The more money bosses can save by scrapping overtime, xmas bonuses and other rewards to staff are then given to these bosses at the companies and employees expense. Bosses should not be allowed to gain personally by taking away from his or hers employees. Also to stop companies being allowed to change an employees contract by just giving the appropriate notice.</p></div>
</div>
<p>This was nearly making sense until the last sentence. What <em>on Earth</em> does Price think he&#8217;s asking for there?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/999M92/">consider Taxing People When They Refuse To Identify Their Childrens Parentage.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Joseph James</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Many families are made up with children, each with a different father. Fathers of those children must be identified because unless identified their child&#8217;s support is covered by our social system and the fathers are free to father other children causing further cost to the tax payer in general.</p></div>
</div>
<p>I can think of a potential difficulty in identifying these people.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/preserve/">withdraw all sex education from schools and trust parents to introduce all intimate &#8216;adult life&#8217; matters to their children when they feel it is appropriate.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Barbara Bain of Society For The Protection Of Innocence</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Our aim is to preserve the innocence of children.<br />
This means that all sex and intimate relationship education is the responsibility of parents and not schools. Sex education stimulates curiosity and destroys innocence, and can lead to experimentations. It is not a satisfactory option to allow individual children to be withdrawn from the lessons because these topics become a seemingly acceptable conversation for the playground to which all children are exposed.</p></div>
</div>
<p>Heaven forbid we teach children important things. Is this like how &#8216;fresh&#8217; means &#8216;cold and minty&#8217; if you&#8217;re a toothpaste company &#8212; now &#8216;innocence&#8217; means &#8216;ignorance&#8217; if you have children? This is one of those cases like homeschooling where the people who want it are exactly the same group as those that mustn&#8217;t be allowed it.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/DebtAmnesty/">hold a debt amnesty to save the country from an economical crisis of personal finances.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Kirsty Tothill</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Too many people are in debt at the moment, and with the ever increasing cost of living, personal debts are spiralling out of control.</p>
<p>I am calling for an amnesty on debt, whereby 50% of all personal debt is written off for people willing to make regular and timely payments on the remainder of the total balance.</p></div>
</div>
<p>And where does this money come from? Oh, right. From <em>me</em>. I&#8217;m going to say &#8216;no&#8217; to your Robin Hood Tax.</p>
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		<title>Look At The Other Countries!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cut the BBC licence fee, because they must be getting too much money from viewers if they can afford to waste it by over paying presenters. by Allan Weaver The so called BBC scandal regarding Jonathan Ross pointed out the fact he is paid £18,000,000 a year by the BBC. I have never seen anyone [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Cut-BBC-licence/">Cut the BBC licence fee, because they must be getting too much money from viewers if they can afford to waste it by over paying presenters.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Allan Weaver</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The so called BBC scandal regarding Jonathan Ross pointed out the fact he is paid £18,000,000 a year by the BBC. I have never seen anyone on TV worth anything like that sort of money. The fact that the BBC would throw away that sort of money on one person disgusts me. If the BBC are willing to waste licence payers money like that then it is definitely time the licence was reduced year on year leaving the BBC to earn it&#8217;s living the way all other broadcaster do.</p></div>
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<p>Oh, of <em>course</em>.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/cutvat/">Cut VAT to 12% to help shoppers and retailers.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Sarah Sumner</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Need I say more, it&#8217;s obvious that if VAT is cut this will affect everybody, cutting the interest rate only affects people with a mortgage. For everyday people trying to afford groceries etc, this is a must. Money needs to be saved for everyone 17.5% is a joke!! Look at the other countries!!!</p></div>
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<p>I was with you up until you started using an excessive number of exclamation marks. Actually that&#8217;s not true &#8211; I was never with you at all. I just didn&#8217;t want to bruise your ego.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/supportgroups/">Recognise the support groups formed on social networking sites.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Debbie Porter</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>In recent weeks it has emerged that media coverage of a story resulted in many people making complaints about a radio show that the vast majority hadn&#8217;t even tuned in to. As a result the programme in question was axed. As the story unfolded it would seem that with the media manipulation it was taken out of all perspective. Now, those listeners who tuned in every week were denied their choice of how TV licence money was spent. A support group was set up on a social networking site to match the number of complaints, which it did and more. But,the authorities have chosen not to recognise this public opinion and have dismissed the group as misguided youths. I would like to see more respect for the online community and the numbers of people who set up support groups, these numbers should be taken into consideration for reporting procedures.</p></div>
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<p>I&#8217;m trying to work out whether there is a serious issue to be faced here, or if you just want Gordon Brown to accept your Friend Request.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Retrieve/">Refund are taxes from the banks or give the people the interest on amounts loaned.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Tim Ellis</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The people are fed up with the attitude of the banks, we have helped them through a tough time and have had NO! reward in return, on our loans or mortgages. We want the desission reversed give us our money back or give the people the interest the banks are earning on what they have been given from us.</p></div>
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<p>Tim Ellis is clearly disappointed that throwing money at the Economic Crisis didn&#8217;t fix it overnight.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/BOMBERCOMMANDWW2/">Give recognition to all who srved in BOMBER COMMAND in WW11.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by BARBARA SHOTLIFF</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Many of these brave young men gave their lives during WW11 and deserve to be honoured for it.</p></div>
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<p>Truly, the Eleventh World War was the toughest of all wars.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/inetnationals/">make sure all home nation international level sport is made free to all people.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Shaun Coleman</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>that all sporting events, football, rugby, cricket etc held at international level is made free to all.That means forcing Sky or Setanta to use an unscrambled signal on a channel everyone can have free access to.</p></div>
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<p>I still don&#8217;t get why people think that they should be entitled to free sporting events just because the a British team is playing.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/IndecencyInMedia/">Force OFCOM in particular, along with the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA), to Enforce Stricter Standards Preventing Indecent, Violent and Offensive Material from being broadcast on ANY Terrestrial or Digital Channels.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by H.Golding</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>With declining standards in TV/radio, channels are now airing explicitly sexual shows of a pornographic nature. Virgin 1’s ‘Sexcetera’/ Channel 4’s ‘Sex Education Show’ are examples, whilst so-called comedy like ‘Little Britain’ &#038; similar are filled with crude, smutty innuendo. Media glorifies violence/immorality as ‘cool’ &#038; to be aspired to, influencing young minds &#038; doing nothing to discourage today’s gang culture. We don’t want these shows even AFTER the watershed. We’re told if we don’t like it, then switch off! This allows standards to further degrade. We demand a return to decency/morality by broadcasters. The supposed defence that censorship is ALWAYS wrong, doesn’t stand up to scrutiny. Society censors behaviour all the time. If not, why have laws, as all behaviour, even murder, would be OK! The constant drip of immoral/indecent viewing/listening material, can &#038; does lower society’s standards too. This is not a simplistic conclusion. It’s common sense!</p></div>
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<p>I&#8217;m half-tempted to sign this petition, if only to get Little Britain off of the telly. In the end though, it&#8217;s about Censorship. And also being stupid.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Sky-rip-off/">Prevent BskyB from showing adverts on subscription channels.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Scott Lawson</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The BBC dont show averts due to us paying a licence fee. ITV show adverts to create revenew. ITV dont get any licence Fee money. BskyB however make you subscribe for channels then hound you with commercials making millions both way its unfair and unjust. BskyB should do one or the other not both.</p></div>
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<p>&#8220;Unjust&#8221;? Really?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/999M93/">Consider Child Abuse In The Home.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Mr J R N James &#038; Mrs M James</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The only way we can protect our children from abuse and incense, is to for social service to monitor every child from birth until the age of sixteen. The social worker could be responsible for a maximum of six children and provide detailed reports on each child. In the long term this would save social services and the tax payer time and money.</p></div>
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<p>Monitor <em>every child</em> in the country? <em>From birth?</em> Wouldn&#8217;t this turn England in a sort-of&#8230; Nanny State?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/MoveXmas/">Move Christmas to the 29th of February.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by A McLellan</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The campaign to move Christmas, is our way of beating the so called Credit Crunch. Moving Christmas to the 29th February should give people longer to recover from the massive financial burden inflicted on them by this annual event.</p></div>
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<p>I&#8217;ll let you write your own commentary, folks.</p>
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		<title>DO SOMTHING!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Give as much to Health Service as he gave to Banks. by Liam Breen As Taxpayers we are grieved to see that this money was given to banks and not put into our health and education systems. Because, y&#8217;know, it&#8217;s not like a collapsing economy would&#8217;ve had an impact on the running of the NHS, [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Isitours/">Give as much to Health Service as he gave to Banks.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Liam Breen</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>As Taxpayers we are grieved to see that this money was given to banks and not put into our health and education systems.</p></div>
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<p>Because, y&#8217;know, it&#8217;s not like a collapsing economy would&#8217;ve had an impact on the running of the NHS, is it?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/antisoldiers/">do somthing about BRITISH Soldiers being discrimanated against just because of what they do for a job.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Allan Cameron of British Army</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>BRITISH service personel are being discriminated against because of what they do for a job. I would like to see something done about it. In the U.S.A the troops are loved and are shown appreciation where as here in our home country we are discrinated against.</p></div>
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<p>If you&#8217;d kept your voice down I wouldn&#8217;t need to call you out on just how much of an idiot you are. Also, not everyone in America loves &#8220;the troops&#8221;. Just so you know.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Day-Light-Saving/">Leave the clocks set to British Summer Time.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Kevin Walker</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The clocks should not go back in the winter they should be left alone so that it remains lighter at night.</p></div>
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<p>I don&#8217;t think Daylight Savings works the way you think it works.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/CookingForAll/">Support a Radical Solution to the Obesity Crisis.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Hadley Stirrup</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Millions of adults appear to lack even the most basic cooking skills and we need a radical solution to break this cycle.</p>
<p>The Proposal:</p>
<p>1. Get a group of the most popular and trusted chefs (including Jamie Oliver and Delia Smith,for example) to come up with a small number of VERY easy to cook,healthy yet tasty recipes. Simple classics,nothing fancy. Trial them to make sure they are genuinely popular among all social groups. Choose, say, ten, then call them &#8220;The Ten&#8221; or something,and get witty adverts everywhere promoting the project.</p>
<p>2. Blitz the country with lessons on cooking &#8220;The Ten&#8221;. Teach ALL secondary school kids, maybe in restaurant kitchens if schools can&#8217;t do it. Give them for school dinners and invite the parents in. Get parents in to learn with their kids in the evening. All free.</p>
<p>3. Get all supermarkets to have &#8220;The Ten&#8221; ingredients all in one prominent place- they could of course brag about having &#8220;The Best Value Ten&#8221; or &#8220;The Organic Ten&#8221; or whatever . People might buy them just out of convenience.</p>
<p>4. Every 2 or 3 years there could be a vote of some kind on which recipes to drop/ add.</p></div>
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<p>This sounds more like a pitch for a Reality Cooking TV series than anything else. I&#8217;m quite sure Jamie Oliver already did this a few years ago, anyway.</p>
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		<title>The Journalist, The Hippie, the Deadbeat, and the Nanny</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[bring forward legislation to protect and preserve local and regional news and non-news programming by public service broadcasters by Laura Davison of NUJ This petition is in response to the second phase of Ofcom’s Public Service Broadcasting review and the regulator’s agreement in principal that ITV can reduce its local and regional news commitments. Ofcom [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/SaveITVNews2/"> bring forward legislation to protect and preserve local and regional news and non-news programming by public service broadcasters</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Laura Davison of NUJ</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>This petition is in response to the second phase of Ofcom’s Public Service Broadcasting review and the regulator’s agreement in principal that ITV can reduce its local and regional news commitments. Ofcom is currently consulting over these matters which would see regional television services cut from seventeen to nine. If finally approved this would have serious consequences for communities in the UK. We believe that television news is an important feature of a democratic society and that there should be an effective alternative to the service provided by the BBC. We are calling on the government to ensure that its review of broadcasting in the UK sets out proposals which secure the future of local and regional news programming and that decisions made by Ofcom do not pre-empt this debate. This petition has been launched by the National Union of Journalists.</p></div>
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<p>There&#8217;s already an &#8220;effective alternative&#8221; &#8211; it&#8217;s called &#8220;the Internet&#8221;. Look! <a href="http://www.lutontoday.co.uk/"><strong>Luton has its own online community hub thingy!</strong></a> I bet other towns and cities across the UK do, too!</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/abolishmoney/">consider an alternative means to Money being the only way of distributing resources</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Ed D&#8217;Silva</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Resources are scarce while human wants are insatiable giving rise to oppoptunity cost. Food, shelter,warmth, clothing and justice are accessible only with Money. If you don&#8217;t have Money you can&#8217;t have them.</p></div>
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<p>♫ Imagine no possessions,<br />
I wonder if you can,<br />
No need for greed or hunger,<br />
A brotherhood of man.<br />
Imagine all the people,<br />
Sharing all the world. ♫</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/National-Lottery/">Change the National Lottery winnings payment structure to stimulate consumer spending.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Mrs Hewitt</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>In these difficult times, and for a limited time only, reduce the jackpot amount and payout a minimum of £1000 for anyone matching 3 numbers and £10,000 for matching 4 numbers or some other not insignicant amount. There must be some way of juggling the revenue so that Camelot profitability, good causes and HM revenue and customs are not penalised. Let&#8217;s increase consumer confidence, the feel good factor and help families reduce household debt.</p></div>
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<p>You win the &#8220;Hey, The Government Don&#8217;t Regulate This&#8221; Lottery.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/cleanbritain/">have smoking banned altogether. The Government states on every cigarette packet that smoking can cause serious damage to health and even death, yet, it allows cigarettes to be sold to the public.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Ed D&#8217;Silva</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>If a car sales man were to write a message on the windscreen of his cars &#8220;This car can cause damage to health and even death&#8221; he wouldn&#8217;t be allowed to sell it to the general public. If the food and drinks industry were to do like wise that the consumption of their food and drinks can cause serious damage to health and even death, their products would be withdrawn from all the shelves and on it goes for every industry. Retailers would just not be allowed to sell such products to the general public. Yet, the Government actually states on every cigarette packet that &#8220;This is a Government health warning: cigarettes can cause serious damage to health and even death&#8221; and then allows it to be sold through every outlet. It is allowing faulty and dangerous goods to be sold generally with full knowledge. Revenue received by the Government from the cigarette industry is an odious resource. Surely, the Government can be prosceuted.</p></div>
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<p>Aww, bless.</p>
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		<title>That&#8217;s MY Money. I Gave It To You, Remember?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 23:32:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Use the money invested in bank bail out to reduce mortgage debt. by james reid since the original 50 Billion is tax payers money. This money should be offset against any mortgages held by any bank taking cash. also the remaining 250 billion and 200 billion in loans and gaurantees. This is money invested by [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/bank-bail-out/">Use the money invested in bank bail out to reduce mortgage debt.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by james reid</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>since the original 50 Billion is tax payers money. This money should be offset against any mortgages held by any bank taking cash. also the remaining 250 billion and 200 billion in loans and gaurantees. This is money invested by the tax payer. Therefore should automatically be written off on customer mortgages until such point as these are repaid in total to the BOE, and the tax payer. The problem has been irresponsible lending, and the creation of money using interest. We should not thus be using this bail out to create another 500 Billion which the banks can indiscriminately lend on, creating more fictional money and another go round on the wheel</p></div>
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<p>I love the idea here that because the money has been paid by the taxpayer that they are therefore entitled to it back at the moment. In fact I love this idea so much I might just have to hug it and squeeze it until its eyes pop out of its fat little head.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Homefront/">Allow service personnel R/R to start from the time they reach their home town.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Teresa Theobald of Parcels43 Supporting our Troops</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Many service personnel are affected by the travel time to their home town when returning from active service in the conflicts we are currently involved in. Journey time should be allowed and R/R should start from an estimated time they arrive in their home town. Personnel who are not UK based are also at a disadvantage as they often have a couple of days of travel which is at times taken from their allocated R/R.</p></div>
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<p>Right, because this is an utterly airtight idea that can&#8217;t be abused at all. &#8220;No Sarge, I&#8217;m not home yet. I&#8217;m&#8230; er&#8230; stuck in traffic.&#8221;</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/antiusa/">break all economic and security ties with USA.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Nick Steeples</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>think that we should break all economic and security alliances with the USA and concentrate on alliances with EEC countries particularly France and Germany.</p></div>
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<p>Right. Because what could <em>possibly</em> go wrong?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Profiteers/">Monitor computer activities in British-based financial sectors and prosecute speculators who are undermining the government&#8217;s rescue plans.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Brendan Wynne</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Continuing instability in the City can only be attributed to sanctioned speculative activity in financial organisations. Such activities undermine and could permanently damage the economic well-being of the United Kingdom. These activities should be classified as economic terrorism and the Terrorism Acts invoked to deter these greedy, self-serving profiteers.</p></div>
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<p>Wait, so now the <em>computers</em> are responsible for the credit crunch? I&#8217;m really confused, here.</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Not Fair Unless I Get Free Money.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 21:54:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone petitioning today thinks they&#8217;ve solved the credit crunch. Turns out that the problem in almost all cases is that they have to pay for things that I could be paying for. Make council tax a fairer payment, based on income rather than property or postcode. by Andrew Gardner Ensure that a fairer tax system [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everyone petitioning today thinks they&#8217;ve solved the credit crunch. Turns out that the problem in almost all cases is that they have to pay for things that I could be paying for.</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/IncomeBased/">Make council tax a fairer payment, based on income rather than property or postcode.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Andrew Gardner</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Ensure that a fairer tax system is put in place. One based  purely on income is much fairer than one based on property as many people inherit property while still earning minimum wage. Why should someone earning £12,000pa pay the same tax as someone earning £120,000pa purely based on their property? Its time to get this country growing again, instead of the imminenet recession we are all now facing due to failures within the government, or perhaps the rich are still getting favours if they offer funding which would explain the current status of our great country.</p></div>
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<p>Hang on, <em>postcode</em>? Have I missed something here? So council tax payments wouldn&#8217;t depend on where you live, or therefore which council you pay them to? If I pay for your council&#8217;s spending, do I also get to vote on what it does? Because that would just be <em>not having local councils</em>. How do you not get what council tax is?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/bankcharge2/">pass legislation to ban the charging of subscription fees by banks that receive public money.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Mitchell Dennaford</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>While the foundation of the economy is a sound banking system we believe that banks that are bailed out should not be allowed to charge subscription fees to customers as this would in effect mean that the customer is being charged twice and that this is unfair.</p>
<p>This ban should last until their loan is repaid in full</p></div>
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<p>Oh, so now I&#8217;m paying your bank charges as well as your council tax? Can I have your interest?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/assist/">allow small businesses the same amount of funding to help them out as has been given to the banks.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by paul nelson</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>as many small businesses are going to the wall because of the credit crunch and the economic climate, we would like information on, or the government too, set up an assistance package to assist small businesses in financial trouble.</p></div>
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<p>But&#8230; those businesses folding isn&#8217;t exactly going to cripple the economy, is it? Okay, so the whole &#8216;bailout&#8217; thing isn&#8217;t exactly fair, but if we give a load of money to small businesses, that won&#8217;t be fair either unless we give it to individuals and large businesses too. And if we just give everyone money, presumably from taxes, isn&#8217;t that just the same as not doing anything?</p>
<p>And on the subject of solving financial crises using needless beaurocracy&#8230;</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/BankingReform/">restructure the banking system such that all deposits are collected directly by the Government.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Ismail A K M</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>&#8220;Extraordinary times..This is not a time for conventional thinking or outdated dogma but for the fresh and innovative intervention that gets to the heart of the problem. – Gordon Brown<br />
The roles of deposit taking and lending need not be done by the same institutions<br />
Each individual opens an account with UK Government- be it Bank of England or National Insurance office or Tax Office. Salary payments are sent to that account. Mortgage, utilities and telephone are paid by direct debit only from this account. Surplus cash may be paid little or no interest- most individuals will have limited funds in this account any way.<br />
Savers will transfer funds to banks to earn higher returns and will bear the risks associated with that. Banks will provide loans including mortgage and it will borrow from the central pool. Data protection is key and will be kept in UK and the service provider will not have access to the data. Set up taskforce now.</p></div>
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<p>What exactly is there to stop someone setting up their own bank which has low interest and low risk? They could call it &#8220;a sock full of money under the mattress,&#8221; or &#8220;buying a house&#8221;. You don&#8217;t need the government to do that, and mandating it is just going to confuse matters. Bottom line, I have no idea what this is supposed to achieve.</p>
<p>Also, I reckon the government is definitely the best possible organisation to trust with everyone&#8217;s bank details. That absolutely cannot lead to any problems at all.</p>
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		<title>Joseph Heller Had The Right Idea</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 19:04:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ban and make illegal all unsolicited mail unless expressely requested. by Vin Patel Unsolicited mail betrays a patronising and degrading attitude by targeting victims during private time: like an unwelcome visitor it is an invasion of privacy and clearly incurs an unacceptable disposal cost (including time, effort, environmental degradation). Simply make it illegal unless it [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/ban-junk-mail/">ban and make illegal all unsolicited mail unless expressely requested.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Vin Patel </div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Unsolicited mail betrays a patronising and degrading attitude by targeting victims during private time:  like an unwelcome visitor it is an invasion of privacy and clearly incurs an unacceptable disposal cost (including time, effort, environmental degradation).</p>
<p>Simply make it illegal unless it is expressly requested.  An offence could be relatively easy to prove using existing infrastructure and dealt with in an increasingly deterrent fashion.</p>
<p>Unsolicited mailing allows the mailer to distribute all sorts of psychologically tainted propaganda:  This is at least undemocratic if not immoral.</p>
<p>If unsolicited mailing was banned, they would have to concentrate more on improving their products.</p>
<p>Surely, citizens have painfully earned the right to peace and quiet to pursue what is most important in their precious lives; Earned the right to stop being harassed, distracted and generally preyed upon by unsolicited mailers just for the sake of ruthless opportunistic profit.</p>
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<p>It&#8217;s rare to see something simultaneously oxymoronic and tautological, but if anyone can manage it it&#8217;s a petitioner.</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/LordMandelson/">request Peter Mandelson to give up his &amp;quot;transitionary payments&amp;quot; worth £234,000  despite giving up his post as Trade Commissioner.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Anil Vadgama </div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Peter Mandelson will continue to receive taxpayer-funded EU pay worth £234,000 over three years &#8211; in addition to his annual ministerial salary of £104,386 despite giving up his post as Trade Commissioner. This is not acceptable in the current economic climate because it adds insult to injury to the tax payer who is bailing out banks and funding his pay. It smacks of greed</p>
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<p>Well we can ask, but I think I know what he&#8217;ll say&#8230;</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/EconomicRescue/">Distribute the Proposed 50 Billion to the banks via the debts of UK Taxpayers.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Jon Griffin </div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I keep thinking that the way to rescue our economy &#8211; if we must spend 50 billion would be better distributed like this&#8230;</p>
<p>Distribute the funds via the individual debts of britains population.</p>
<p>The average households debt is £35,000</p>
<p>It would cost around 1 trillion to liquidate us all.</p>
<p>The banks would receive over 1 trillion in REAL money</p>
<p>The people of Britain would be debt free and able to move freely. Which translates as spend more freely.</p>
<p>There would be no risk involved in re-couping tax payers money.</p>
<p>Lots of people would be very happy.</p>
<p>If that sounds ridiculous &#8211; mainly because of the huge unforeseen amounts of cash that would be required in reality, then consider the fact that 700 billion as proposed by the US &#8211; will be a drop in the ocean. Wall street traders in the know say that there are as yet Trillions of hidden $s still waiting to surface and are currently not recorded and/or are hidden from regulators.</p>
<p>Does this still sound like such a useless idea?</p>
<p>I petition the government to consider this option.</p>
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<p>I have literally no idea what this guy is suggesting, but I can see from here that it&#8217;s moronic. He seems to be suggesting that we give unprecedented amounts of money to the worst investors in the country.</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/golliwog/">Stop the persecution of innocent people who sell/display Golliwog dolls, or make the rule universal to all idols (the Golliwog is a sort-of idol).</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Mark Pitt </div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>There have been a few news stories where people have been persecuted for displaying Golliwog dolls in their windows.  A Golliwog is a soft toy which used to have a place in British society &#8211; it&#8217;s part of our history not a soft-toy of hatred.</p>
<p>In one case a mother got in trouble because her daughter displayed the doll in her window. She got visited by the police!!</p>
<p>If the Golliwog is a symbol of hatred then so too should be any/all religious idols.  I have no faith so when I see a religious idol on display it offends me &#8211; can I then tell the police and have them get the owners to take it down?  What about Action Man &#8211; he&#8217;s racist against white people because he looks like a football hooligan, let&#8217;s make him a symbol of hatred too.</p>
<p>A hatred rule should be a universal rule &#8211; not discriminatory.</p>
<p>Stop picking on the Golliwog.</p>
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<p>Pitt is very slowly orbiting a reasonable point. Orbiting, and also drifting off into open space a bit.</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/BankersHonours/">Rescind all honours awarded to bankers and related financial managers in the last 15 years.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by David Symes </div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>In recognition of the anti-social behaviour of senior bankers in the UK in the last 15-20 years the State should show its displeasure by rescinding and withdrawing all honours bestowed on individuals for their services either to banking or to financial services generally. Altruism rather than individual greed and social fear should be the guiding principles behind the award of all honours in the future.</p>
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<p>Yeah! That&#8217;ll show &#8216;em! Because it&#8217;s not possible that even one of them is not personally to blame or deserved it at all.</p>
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		<title>Share and Share Alike</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:35:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; introduce legislation to change the law so that council tax raising authorities are legally barred from investing council taxpayer contributions in anything other than NSandI schemes. by keith jones of taxpaying pensioner without political affiliation This ensures that the money stays on shore, is guaranteed at 100% and CANNOT be lost at the whims [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/StopLGAOffshore/">&#8230; introduce legislation to change the law so that council tax raising authorities are legally barred from investing council taxpayer contributions in anything other than NSandI schemes.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by keith jones of taxpaying pensioner without political affiliation</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>This ensures that the money stays on shore, is guaranteed at 100% and CANNOT be lost at the whims of foreign governments. Additionally, local council authorities will be able to save absolute fortunes because they will no longer need to pay for the advice given by dubious financial advisers who cannot be called upon to replace the money when it is lost as a direct result of the advice they gave.</p></div>
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<p><strong>Ben:</strong> Yeah! We don&#8217;t need to invest our money in foreign banks! British banks are <em>just as capable</em> of losing the money, thankyousoverymuch!</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/StopOffshoring/">&#8230;Stop Outsourcing/Offshoring and protect UK employees &#8211; Take the Big Step.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by A Sharma</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Most of the UK companies are now doing outsourcing/offshoring, and this is having a negative impact on the struggling economy.</p>
<p>Should the Gov. put a CAP on outsourcing/offshoring or some other solution which forces companies to go for UK base employees and not become greedy like bankers and think only about themselves and their shareholders. Also, to avoid possible unemployment damage in the near future as this will only create a burden on the government to pay salary to the unemployed.</p></div>
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<p><strong>Ben:</strong> Because, y&#8217;know, who really <em>needs</em> a global economy? Incidentally, who manufactured the compotents for the PC you used to type this? I get a funny feeling it wasn&#8217;t a UK-originating company. Paradox!</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/IcelandTerror/">&#8230;stop abusing anti-terror legislation for cases like Iceland where there is clearly no suggestion of terrorist activity.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Adrian May</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>There have been several worrying cases of anti-terror legislation being used inappropriately, but the freezing of Icelandic assets is a watershed case in which any pretence of relevance has been deemed unneccesary. We now know that these sweeping powers can be used against anybody for any reason without shame.</p></div>
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<p><strong>Ben:</strong> At time of writing, Adrian is the only person who has signed the petition, presumably because Adrian May is the only person who has no ruddy idea what&#8217;s going on with Iceland right now.</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/shareissue/">&#8230;Issue share certificates to the taxpayers of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Joe Blatchford</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>With the recent &#8220;credit crunch&#8221;, and bail out of banks, Messers Brown and Darling have used taxpayers money to buy shares in certain banks and as he has said we will all be shareholders, I feel that we should be issued share certificates to that end.</p></div>
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<p><strong>Ben:</strong> Your Share Certificates will look great alongside your Bronze Swimming Certificate and your Beechwood Junior School &#8220;Design A Christmas Card&#8221; Competition &#8220;2nd Prize&#8221; ribbon.</p>
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		<title>And So It Continues&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:42:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  &#8230;Demand Iceland return our fishing grounds to compensate for financial help due to the current banking crisis. By Mr J Culyer In lieu of lost investments,the Icelandic government should recompense the UK by returning our fishing grounds. There by enabling the return of a much needed resource to the UK, and help pull the Icelandic [...]]]></description>
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<h2><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Fishing-grounds/"><strong>&#8230;Demand Iceland return our fishing grounds to compensate for financial help due to the current banking crisis.</strong></a></h2>
<p><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Fishing-grounds/"></a>By Mr J Culyer</p>
<p><em>In lieu of lost investments,the Icelandic government should recompense the UK by returning our fishing grounds. There by enabling the return of a much needed resource to the UK, and help pull the Icelandic nation out of bankruptcy.</em></p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ben</strong>: That&#8217;s why Mums go to Iceland.</p>
<p> </p>
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<h2><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/freefish-over65/"><strong>&#8230;Give free fish suppers to senior citizens.</strong></a></h2>
<p><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/freefish-over65/"></a>By chris smith</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><em>The use the dead fish that otherwise would have been thrown away, because of EU quota&#8217;s to good use. One idea is to use the fish to give the elerly people of the UK free fish suppers.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Ben: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p9b5uAHzpc"><strong>Today&#8217;s fish is Trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.</strong></a></p>
<p> </p>
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<h2><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/FreeUKpower/"><strong>&#8230;provide free solar and wind power to the citizens of the UK.</strong></a></h2>
<p><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/FreeUKpower/"></a>By Chris McDonnell</p>
<p><em>£50 billion pounds of our money will be used in a futile bid to save banks who in turn will require this money again one day. What we ask is that the money, or just a fraction, is used to provide free energy solutions to every UK home. This will help the economy as people with have more to spend and will also help save the planet. Let&#8217;s not waste our money helping a system that will always fail.</em></p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ben: </strong>Yeah! Let&#8217;s not save the economy and instead put all our money into renewable but currently unreliable sources of energy! Then, when we have no money, we only have to switch the panels and fans off instead of shut down those ruddy great big Nuclear reactors. What a time-saver!</p>
<p> </p>
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<h2><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/crusade/"><strong>&#8230;pass legisation that gives Britian&#8217;s community volunteers the same basic rights as &#8220;employees&#8221; in the workplace.</strong></a></h2>
<p><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/crusade/"></a>By Haydn E Ebbs</p>
<p><em>Whilst Health &amp; Safety legislation applies equally to both &#8220;salaried&#8221; staff and volunteers the same DOES NOT apply in relation to employee protection legislation. Whilst most charities may have disciplinary and grievance procedures in house, once these are exhausted the volunteer has no further recourse to &#8220;appeal&#8221; if they find themselves victims of unfair treatment. Charities DO NOT have to accept ACAS. Volunteers have NO recourse on such areas as &#8220;unfair or constructive dismissal&#8221;. I call upon the government to amend all employee protection acts to encompass volunteer labour. Volunteering is the backbone of many community projects, volunteers deserve this recognition and the right to be treated in the same way as their paid colleagues.</em></p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ben</strong><strong>:</strong> Of course volunteers can&#8217;t do anything about &#8220;unfair or constructive dismissal&#8221;. They&#8217;re volunteers. Surely the clue is&#8230; oh. I guess you&#8217;re asleep now.</p>
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<h2><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/fairtaxforall/"><strong>&#8230;Make the tax system fairer!.</strong></a></h2>
<p><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/fairtaxforall/"><strong></strong></a><span style="font-weight: normal;">By</span> <span style="font-weight: normal; ">Trevor Balmforth</span></p>
<p><em>ensure legislation is brought in to make sure that EVERYONE pays their fair share of income tax / NI subscription&#8217;s! If the low paid can pay approx 30% tax of their gross wage/salary then everyone else should be made to pay the same, including the under worked/overpayed MP&#8217;s. Remember Brown 30% off £5-73p per hour is a lot bigger drop in spendable income than 30% off £20 per hour!!!</em></p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ben:</strong> The entire presentation of this petition is golden, as is the signature that reads &#8220;ONE percentage rate. Obey the laws of mathematics not communism&#8221;.</p>
<p> </p>
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<h2><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/sneeds-schools/">&#8230;Make education easier for people with special needs &amp; make some schools deal with children who suffer from special needs.</a></h2>
<p><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/sneeds-schools/"></a>By Edward Manning</p>
<p><em>Who finds it hard to find a school for your son/daughter/people with special needs difficult?</em></p>
<p><em>Who would like it if there were more schools that would deal with special needs?</em></p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ben:</strong> What you&#8217;re proposing is essentially some kind of&#8230; of special school?</p>
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		<title>And So It Begins&#8230;</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;Impose a 20 mph speed limit through the village of Bransgore, Hampshire. By Simon Hobson of Hobson&#8217;s Choice IT Solutions Ltd On the afternoon of 30th September 2008, yet another child was the victim of a Road Traffic Accident in Bransgore and has subsequently died of his injuries. This tragic accident could have been avoided [...]]]></description>
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<h2><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Bransgore20mph/">&#8230;Impose a 20 mph speed limit through the village of Bransgore, Hampshire.</a></strong></h2>
<p><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Bransgore20mph/"></a></strong>By Simon Hobson of Hobson&#8217;s Choice IT Solutions Ltd</p>
<p><em>On the afternoon of 30th September 2008, yet another child was the victim of a Road Traffic Accident in Bransgore and has subsequently died of his injuries.</em> <em>This tragic accident could have been avoided IF a 20mph speed limit were imposed on each of the roads that meet / intersect in the centre of Bransgore, Hampshire.</em> <em>PLEASE sign here if you agree to petition for the imposition of a 20mph speed limit through Bransgore Village.</em> <em>Thank you!</em></p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ben: </strong>On the surface, this one seems like a pretty sensible idea until you realise that kids tend to leap out in front of vehicles travelling at pretty much <em>any</em> speed.</p>
<p> </p>
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<h2><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/SolvetheCrisis/">&#8230;call on global leaders to suspend markets for 28 days.</a></strong></h2>
<p><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/SolvetheCrisis/"></a></strong>By Graham Reid</p>
<p><em>A possible solution to unfreeze intra-bank lending. 1: Close stock markets globally for 28 days, prevents speculation, aids stability. 2: 14 days for government/external auditors to assess real exposure in balance sheets against a steady market. External auditors work on much reduced day rates, its about survival, not padding fees. 3: 14 days for the auditors to work out which firms are in need, to what extent, 14 days to arrange structured equity bailouts etc and make strategic loans (Gvt Loans) direct to profitable firms who&#8217;s banks are frozen. 4: Legal obligation for banks etc to show all and come clean without affecting share price as mkts closed 5: Exchanges + banks, Media, sorry a forced 1 month holiday on trading commissions, revenues etc just tough luck, 11 months out of 12 isnt bad. 6: Some consumer credit/ debt to be taken on by governments who regulate, at lower interest rates and can &#8220;attach&#8221; deduction to salaries like PAYE/NI is currently. 7: Interest rates cut, co-ordinated, globally, by 1.5% (except Japan obviously) 8: Markets reopen after 28 days, unknown knowns are known, known unknowns now known, unknown unknown&#8217;s known etc&#8230;..stability.</em></p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ben: </strong>How does shutting down a pivotal cog in the wheel of the economy make things easier? Surely this would lead to 28 days of EVERYBODY PANICKING. I&#8217;m also amused by the URL for this Petition &#8211; &#8220;SolvetheCrisis&#8221;. It&#8217;s that simple!</p>
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<h2><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/SchoolSport/">&#8230;provide funding into schools for weekend teaching purely directed at sport and physical education free of charge to parents.</a></strong></h2>
<p><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/SchoolSport/"></a></strong>By Ian Mitchell</p>
<p><em>Unfortunately we have a problem with obesity in this country and general lack of physical fitness in children. This comes from the lack of official programmes that can allow children to partake in sport within a controlled environment, around people they are comfortable with. Parents seek for a quick fix throwing their kids at clubs with children they do not know or have not built relationships with. Pumping investment into schools as a seperate fund so children can come in on a Saturday and Sunday and learn/partake in 2 or 3 sports a weekend will give these children the opportunity to continue this on in their chosen sport. The parents should not have to pay for their kids to be given opportunities, the government has a responsibility to develop a strong sporting nation where children want to play all sports and be able to pass this on when they grow older to their children.</em></p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ben: </strong>&#8220;I don&#8217;t want my kids to play with riff-raff I haven&#8217;t properly vetoed, and I don&#8217;t want to haver to pay for it.&#8221; If you don&#8217;t want to pay for your kids, why did you bother having them?</p>
<p> </p>
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<h2><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/RealCurriculum/">&#8230;restructure the teaching curriculum in schools to reflect greater the &#8220;real world&#8221; and promote healthy living within youngsters.</a></strong></h2>
<p><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/RealCurriculum/"></a><span style="font-weight: normal;">By Ian Mitchell</span></strong></p>
<p><strong></strong><em>The lack of diversity in subjects relating to life beyond school is causing children to be un-appreciative of others, the impacts on their own lives, and the advantage that having independence can lead to. Making it compulsory for children to be taught subjects such as cooking/nutrition, the impact of drugs/alcohol/smoking both physically and mentally, sex education and respect for others, will mean that going into later life the children will be more appreciative of what they are to encounter beyond school education.</em></p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ben:</strong> &#8221;I would like schools to do a thing that they&#8217;re already doing, but&#8230; y&#8217;know&#8230; <em>diversify</em> it. Or something.&#8221;</p>
<p> </p>
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<h2><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/KeepTraffordFree/">&#8230;KEEP TRAFFORD FREE &#8211; Keep Trafford free of any Congestion Charges or Workplace Parking Levies. Refuse any council TIF or other application, oppose any congestion charging and any parking taxes in Trafford, provide no funding for them, and require a referendum before the council can introduce them.</a></strong></h2>
<p><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/KeepTraffordFree/"></a><span style="font-weight: normal;">By</span> <span style="font-weight: normal;">Mark Black of ABD – Association of British Drivers</span></strong></p>
<p><strong></strong><em>SAY NO to any congestion charges or workplace parking charges IN TRAFFORD.</em> <em>Keep Trafford and its roads and surroundings free. No road pricing taxes here. No workplace parking charges. No new council taxes on parking. No new road tolls. No tax on travel. No government bribes to coerce travellers onto inconvenient and expensive public transport.</em> <em>Congestion charging is very inconvenient for the user. The London scheme only makes a profit due to penalties. Other schemes could lead to unexpected large debts with no way to dispute them. How can a driver know in advance how much a journey will cost?</em> <em>Road pricing and workplace parking charges are not about reducing congestion, but pricing private cars off the road. They damage business, commuting and social activity. They hurt most those least able to pay. They require a vast expensive and intrusive monitoring system. This is an intolerable interference with our freedom.</em> <em>If the council is determined to press ahead, then let the people of Trafford decide in a fair referendum whether they want any congestion charging or new parking taxes.</em></p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ben:</strong> The &#8220;Association of British Drivers&#8221; (presumably some coilition of drivers living in Britain) are vehemently against having to pay for&#8230; well, <em>anything</em>. So much so that today alone they&#8217;ve set up the exact same petition for the Trafford, <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/KeepBoltonFree/">Bolton</a>, <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/KeepWiganFree/">Wigan</a>, <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/KeepCardiffFree/">Cardiff</a>, and <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/NoPortsmouthWPL/">Portsmouth</a> areas. Admirable, perhaps, but perhaps their cause would be better served with one ruddy great big petition that <em>everybody </em>can not sign instead of lots of small region-specific ones.</p>
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<h2><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/lights-off/">&#8230;Conserve dwindling energy supplies.</a></strong></h2>
<p><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/lights-off/"></a><span style="font-weight: normal;">By</span> <span style="font-weight: normal;">Peter Dagnall</span></strong></p>
<p><strong></strong><em>Ban 24 hour operations in the retail sector to help conserve electricity. There can be no justification for this use of power with the threat of power cuts.</em></p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ben:</strong> I get a chuckle out of the title of this petition, which doesn&#8217;t give you any hints as to what this petitioner is <em>actually</em> going to ask for, but mostly I&#8217;m amused by the fact that the only other person who has signed this petition seemingly goes by the name &#8220;I think this is a good idea&#8221;. I&#8217;m also concerned about what would happen to people who wake up at 2:37 in the morning and absolutely, positively <em>have</em> to have a Tescos Blueberry Muffin.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello. Since this is the first post, I&#8217;m going to start by explaining the premise. If you&#8217;ve got here by reading the whole archive backwards then you should feel free to skip this bit. The British Government, bless their little cotton socks, have a website where any member of the public who finds themselves sat [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello. Since this is the first post, I&#8217;m going to start by explaining the premise. If you&#8217;ve got here by reading the whole archive backwards then you should feel free to skip this bit.</p>
<p>The British Government, bless their little cotton socks, have a website where any member of the public who finds themselves sat in front of a computer that presumably a smarter person has plugged in for them can start an online petition to the Prime Minister. The petitions tend to be racist, outside the government’s remit, selfish, dumb or sometimes all four. For some time now, me and Ben have been using Google Reader principally as a way of flagging up particularly dumb ones, and it’s high-time we made a special blog just for them. And here it is.</p>
<p>To start off with, here are some from our archive, whose authors are in no way trying to couch a specific complaint in general terms:</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/NoMorePayout/">call an immediate referendum of the taxpayers of this land and give them an opportunity to say whether or not they agree with their money being ploughed in to compensate bad decisions by bank executives and supporting investors who were greedy and put their money offshore for higher gain.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by keith jones of taxaying pensioner without political affilliation</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Banks are now in the position where it matters not how they perform, the taxpayer will pick up the tab. No mention has been made of safeguarding against directors awarding themselves huge bonusses out of the taxpayer guarantee. Investors who went offshore for higher gains are also being offered compensation. Why are these greedy people not being asked to repay the high gains they got, before asking for taxpayer money to be handed out to them. The taxpayer MUST be given an opportunity to state they either do or do not support this position. The government keeps spouting that these are unusual times. The government should take the unusual step, therefore, of allowing the people who it will affect most the choice of putting a stop to it by giving them a legally binding referendum, immediately.</p></div>
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<p><strong>Andrew</strong>: Dear Government, please defer important decisions to unqualified people.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/ChangeOfPM/">Amend the Parliament Act so that when the governing political party changes its leader, which results in a change of prime minister then the new prime minister is required to hold a general election within 91 days of taking office.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by John C Beach</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>When the governing political party changes is leader which results in a change of prime minster then the new prime minister should be required to hold a general election within 91 days of taking office. In the event that the change is due to sudden serious ill health or death of the previous prime minister then subject to parliamentary approval then the general election can be delayed for 91 days</p></div>
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<p><strong>Andrew</strong>: Why 91 specifically?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Celebstodonate/">design a tax that makes the thousands of celebrities donate to charity before the general public do.They should be taxed on every £25000 they make for example.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Sam</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Everybody I talk to is fed up of the greed the celebrities of the world have. They spend without thought for anyone worse off than themselves. They then have the cheek to front televised &#8216;phone-in&#8217; charity programs asking the general public to part with money they haven&#8217;t got. We all sympathise with all these great charities but there shouldn&#8217;t be any need for them as the total value of the world&#8217;s rich list would cancel out any charitable need without trying. We want to see most if not all of the celebrities in this country giving to these charities before they call on the hard up and make them feel guilty.</p></div>
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<p><strong>Andrew</strong>: I wonder what newspaper Sam reads.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/notlimited/">Ban the use of the word &#8216;Unlimited&#8217; if the subject in question is limited.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Martin Patient</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Too many companies are now abusing this word, typically these are companies offering internet services. An example would be of Company A offering mobile/home broadband with unlimited usage. Then in the terms &amp; conditions there will be a clause that restricts the customer to download only 1Gb of data per month.</p>
<p>This is NOT unlimited.</p>
<p>Unlimited is defined as being: not limited, infinite or unrestricted.</p>
<p>If no current law prevents this, then one should be made to cover this grey area.</p></div>
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<p><strong>Andrew</strong>: I&#8217;m pretty sure this is already banned. Do we need a law for every adjective?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/drugsoverhaul/">Standardise all drug laws based on a scientific evaluation of direct harm to the user and addictive qualities by professionals(not MPs).</a></div>
<div class="moron">by John Seymour</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The current drug laws are flawed in that certain drugs such as alcohol and tobacco are perfectly legal, where as other drugs that are less harmful than these two are illegal. This undermines the message that drugs are harmful, as the users are fully aware that the scientific community consider drugs such as ecstacy and cannabis to be of equal or less danger than alcohol or tobacco. This makes illegal drugs seem harmless, and the drugs laws seem ridiculous. We propose that the government stregthen its chosen message by either:</p>
<p>a) Illegalising alcohol, tobacco and any other considerably harmful intoxicating substances and introducing them to the current ABC classification system.</p>
<p>OR</p>
<p>b)Legalising those drugs that are less harmful than alcohol or tobacco, based on an evaluation by professionals in the appropriate field (not the clouded opinion of MPs, which is has been the faliure on other similar attempts).</p></div>
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<p><strong>Andrew</strong>: In theory a sound notion, but all those smokers who find they&#8217;re class B addicts while the pot lovers just have to stand outside might disagree.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/rejectaplication/">Make it illegal for a company to advertise for a job, recieve an aplication and not respond or respond with no valid reason for dismissal.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Matthew Rowe</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Make it illeagal for a company not to respond to a job aplication or to respond with no valid reason. this will stop all of the illeagal age,racial discrimination when applying for jobs</p></div>
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<p><strong>Andrew</strong>: The fact that you spell &#8216;illegal&#8217; with two &#8216;a&#8217;s and &#8216;receive&#8217; with an &#8216;ie&#8217; in a petition to the PM might be a clue why you get passed up for jobs.</p>
<p><strong>Ben</strong>: UGH. Rampant stupidity.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/natstudentdebt/">Nationalise my student debt.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Andrew Fisher of LEAP</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>To petition the Government to nationalise all student debt.</p>
<p>We note that the Government has nationalised the debt of banks that have run into financial difficulty, and believes that graduates should be afforded the same treatment.</p>
<p>Graduates pay an extra 9% tax on all their income over £15,000 leaving many struggling to pay housing costs and bills.</p>
<p>Graduates currently owe the Government in excess of £16bn &#8212; far less than the total used to nationalise either Northern Rock or Bradford and Bingley.</p>
<p>Therefore graduate debt should be written off and all fees cancelled for current students.</p></div>
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<p><strong>Ben</strong>: &#8220;My student debt&#8221; or &#8220;all student debt&#8221;?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/-Homework/">reduce the amount of homework in schools due to the recent push up of the age limit to leave.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Malcolm McNeill</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The amount of homework children receive from school should be reduced due to the school leaving age being raised to 18 years old. Children spend on average 6 hours a day in school, and an extra couple of hours doing homework. Attending school for 6 hours a day of a childs life is enough, rather than the additional homework and the recent push up to an extra year of school whilst you&#8217;re in your adult years. You can get married and have children by that age, could you find enough time for excessive piles of homework stacking up on your desk?</p></div>
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<p><strong>Ben</strong>: This is what happens when twelve year-olds find the Government Petition website.</p>
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