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	<title>But, Sir... &#187; George Orwell Had The Right Idea</title>
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		<title>But, Sir... &#187; George Orwell Had The Right Idea</title>
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	<itunes:summary>We the Undereducated petition the Prime Minister...</itunes:summary>
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		<title>A Scrooge Out of Season</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2010/01/18/a-scrooge-out-of-season/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 22:35:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll leave the discussion of this charming little petition in your capable hands, folks: Bring back workhouses for the unemployed rather than benefits. by Robin Rawlings As a tax payer I fed up seeing my neighbours who don&#8217;t work watching their 40&#8243; plasma tv&#8217;s, I can&#8217;t afford one and I work and pay tax so [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll leave the discussion of this <em>charming</em> little petition in your capable hands, folks:</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Workhomes/">Bring back workhouses for the unemployed rather than benefits.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Robin Rawlings</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>As a tax payer I fed up seeing my neighbours who don&#8217;t work watching their 40&#8243; plasma tv&#8217;s, I can&#8217;t afford one and I work and pay tax so why should lazy people contributing nothing to the country get more than hard working people. We should force them to work if they don&#8217;t work, by building workhouses and then sending them to workhouses.</p></div>
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		<title>A Plan With No Drawbacks Whatsoever</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/12/29/a-plan-with-no-drawbacks-whatsoever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 19:49:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[George Orwell Had The Right Idea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Unreasonable Demands]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Turner]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[consider the publishing online of the tax records of all UK citizens and businesses. by John Turner The purpose of this petition is to encourage people to comply with the tax laws of the United Kingdom and make it possible for fellow citizens to notify the appropriate authorities if they feel that fellow citizens are [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/taxhonesty/">consider the publishing online of the tax records of all UK citizens and businesses.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by John Turner</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The purpose of this petition is to encourage people to comply with the tax laws of the United Kingdom and make it possible for fellow citizens to notify the appropriate authorities if they feel that fellow citizens are illegally avoiding paying tax that is due.</p></div>
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<p>&#8220;Dear Gordon, I&#8217;d like to pry into other people&#8217;s shit&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s The End Of The World As We Know It</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/12/04/its-the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:55:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seriously consider starting to limit population growth in the UK (but of course not as extreme as china). by Matthew Cater The human population is now far too big for the planet to support us and the population is growing faster and faster and faster. The goverment are in a good position to solve this [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/limit-population/">Seriously consider starting to limit population growth in the UK (but of course not as extreme as china).</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Matthew Cater</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The human population is now far too big for the planet to support us and the population is growing faster and faster and faster.</p>
<p>The goverment are in a good position to solve this problem, that has been prooven by china. However i am not suggesting that we say you are only aloud one child- that would be ridiculous. I am merly suggesting that the should be some kind of tax benefits for couples who have less children and mabey limit the amount of children people can have to 2 or 3.</p>
<p>please sign otherwise we will bring about our own extinction and thats just silly.</p></div>
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<p>Yes. Extinction <em>is</em> silly.</p>
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		<title>One&#8230; Two&#8230; Three&#8230; Four&#8230; Oh, I&#8217;ve Lost Count Now</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/11/27/one-two-three-four-oh-ive-lost-count-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:37:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ian Dobison]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ensure all visitors to the UK are &#8220;counted in&#8221; and &#8220;counted out&#8221; when they are required to leave. by Ian Dobison The current position at UK border points is that visitors who are allowed to enter the UK who have had to apply for a Visa are not then actively counted back out again when [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/UKBorderControls/">Ensure all visitors to the UK are &#8220;counted in&#8221; and &#8220;counted out&#8221; when they are required to leave.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Ian Dobison</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The current position at UK border points is that visitors who are allowed to enter the UK who have had to apply for a Visa are not then actively counted back out again when they are required to leave. For example if they were to overstay their visit nobody would actively go to seek them, or even be aware they hadn&#8217;t left the country.This effectively means that once they are admitted they could stay indefinitely. The USA has a proper system in place for all visitors who enter their borders with visa&#8217;s and they have, as a result, much better control of their Borders and Immigration Issues.</p></div>
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<p>You&#8217;ve never actually <em>been</em> to America, have you?</p>
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		<title>&#8220;He&#8217;s called Dillan.&#8221; / &#8220;Not if I have anything to say about it!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/11/04/hes-called-dillan-not-if-i-have-anything-to-say-about-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Allow a Registrar the right to reject baby names of (s)he considers the name to be inappropriate. by Colin M. Taylor We&#8217;ve all seen it on the news: a Media celebrity has a baby and then gives it a name that can, at best, be considered &#8216;unusual&#8217;. For example, the Beckhams calling their son Brooklyn [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/NormalBabyNames/">Allow a Registrar the right to reject baby names of (s)he considers the name to be inappropriate.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Colin M. Taylor</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>We&#8217;ve all seen it on the news: a Media celebrity has a baby and then gives it a name that can, at best, be considered &#8216;unusual&#8217;. For example, the Beckhams calling their son Brooklyn or Katie Price calling her daughter Princess Tiaamii. Whilst the names might seem to be a good idea at the time and suit their bohemian lifestyle, the parents, perhaps, forget that the child is going to carry that name for the rest of their life. By all means, call your dog Fifi but not your child&#8230; Of course, this is then imitated by certain members of the population who emulate what they see in celebrity gossip magazines and give their own children &#8216;unfortunate&#8217; names. The purpose of this petition is to allow Registrars to refuse to accept names for children that may be considered frivolous or otherwise inappropriate.</p></div>
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<p>Oh fuck off, will you? Yes, celebrities give their kids ridiculous names. So what? What is considered a &#8220;normal name&#8221; (as you so call them in the URL for this petition) shifts from year to year, decade to decade. There was a time when &#8220;Beryl&#8221; was probably considered a normal name, and now it&#8217;s an old person&#8217;s name. Who&#8217;s to say we won&#8217;t <em>all</em> be calling our kids Princess Tiaamii in the future?</p>
<p>I mean we <em>won&#8217;t</em>, obviously, but&#8230; y&#8217;know, it&#8217;s not the Registrar&#8217;s place to decide what name you can and cannot give to your child.</p>
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		<title>Smile For The Cameraphone</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/10/16/smile-for-the-cameraphone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:16:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[James McGlynn]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ban the sale of any mobile phone with a camera. by James McGlynn The ban of this piece of equipment will stop infringement of peoples privacy and stop the use of them to record violence for uploading to social networking sites, and sites of the type of youtube. There is no requirement for them and [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/BanCameraphones/">Ban the sale of any mobile phone with a camera.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by James McGlynn</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The ban of this piece of equipment will stop infringement of peoples privacy and stop the use of them to record violence for uploading to social networking sites, and sites of the type of youtube. There is no requirement for them and their ban will help stop bullying and other violent acts deemed fun to post on the internet.</p></div>
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<p>But buying regular cameras? Oh, that&#8217;s still okay. Like this <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kodak-Zi8-Pocket-Video-Camera/dp/B002J9I3I6/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&#038;s=electronics&#038;qid=1255659064&#038;sr=8-7">Kodak Zi8 HD Pocket Video Camera with support for SD cards of up to 32MB and fully integrated YouTube, Facebook and Vimeo uploading, a snip at £140.93</a>.</p>
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		<title>I Wouldn&#8217;t Bank On It</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/10/16/i-wouldnt-bank-on-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:58:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ban all cash machines in all arcades. by Philip Hubbard After being on holiday on the east coast I saw many of these cash machines in family amusements arcades. I saw on many occasions people taking out £100 at a time then going into to the £500 Jackpot area and another arcade offering to cash [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/cashmachine/">Ban all cash machines in all arcades.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Philip Hubbard</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>After being on holiday on the east coast I saw many of these cash machines in family amusements arcades. I saw on many occasions people taking out £100 at a time then going into to the £500 Jackpot area and another arcade offering to cash peoples work cheques. If this is not encouraging gambling I don&#8217;t know what is.</p></div>
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<p>One could argue that having ATMs <em>anywhere</em> encourages gambling, because there&#8217;s nothing stopping you taking out a wedge of money and then walking, or perhaps driving or catching a bus, to your favourite betting house. So, y&#8217;know, might be better to get rid of ATMs altogether.</p>
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		<title>Thomas Bowman Cares About Your Kids, Your Local Toilets, And The Combination Thereof</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/09/29/thomas-bowman-cares-about-your-kids-your-local-toilets-and-the-combination-thereof/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 06:24:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Close all public toilets not protected by security guards immediately. by thomas bowman Parents do not realise the danger of letting children use toilets alone,vulnerable adults, youths and children should be protected when using toilets. Our open,liberal society encourages perverts and paedophiles to use these facilities as meetings, matings and worse rape or abuse children. [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Safetoilets/">Close all public toilets not protected by security guards immediately.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by thomas bowman</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Parents do not realise the danger of letting children use toilets alone,vulnerable adults, youths and children should be protected when using toilets. Our open,liberal society encourages perverts and paedophiles to use these facilities as meetings, matings and worse rape or abuse children.</p></div>
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<p>Lovely. Just when you think Britain has had enough of the whole &#8220;Nanny State&#8221; thing, someone like Thomas Bowman comes along and tries to make the Nanny State even Nannier.</p>
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		<title>Keith Jones: Introducing Legislation to Change the Law One Petition at a Time</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/08/31/keith-jones-introducing-legislation-to-change-the-law-one-petition-at-a-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 11:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What would we do without the increasingly mad Keith Jones, eh? I have no idea what he looks like, but I imagine a curmudgeonly old man, maybe with a ridiculously ornate moustache. His hair is thinning. The only footwear he&#8217;s worn for the last twelve years are a pair of tartan slippers his grandchildren bought [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What would we do without the increasingly mad Keith Jones, eh? I have no idea what he looks like, but I imagine a curmudgeonly old man, maybe with a ridiculously ornate moustache. His hair is thinning. The only footwear he&#8217;s worn for the last twelve years are a pair of tartan slippers his grandchildren bought him one Christmas partially as a joke. He has only the vaguest of ideas how the real world works and he thinks he&#8217;s figured out how to solve all of its problems.</p>
<p>And it&#8217;s through brilliant ideas like these.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/BanTermMarriage/">introduce legislation to make it illegal to use the term &#8216;marriage&#8217; when describing the civil partnership agreement between gay males and gay females.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by keith jones of taxpaying pensioner without political affiliation (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>What these people are allowed to do is not &#8216;get married&#8217;. What they do is covered by a civil agreement and it should be illegal to use the term &#8216;marriage&#8217; to describe the condition.</p></div>
</div>
<p>Let&#8217;s make it illegal to use a word that means a thing it means. There&#8217;s no way that can lead down a dangerous path <em>at all</em>.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/LetThemHaveGuns/">order the Justice Secretary to authorise the issue of guns and ammunition to the residents of RAF Locking so they may defend themselves against an invasion of travellers who are being allowed to own and carry guns through the support of the Chief Constable of the area who considers it is the human right of travellers to own and carry guns because that&#8217;s what they do in their homeland.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by keith jones of taxpaying pensioner without political affiliation (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Failure to support the indigenous population on this point will SURELY put the final nail in the coffin of Gordon Brown and his scottish cronies on the cabinet.</p></div>
</div>
<p>I actually think this petition would have been approved were he not such a cocky gobshite in the descriptive text. Not to say I <em>support</em> the petition, but Keith has a wonderful way of just being hilariously self-righteous that means that most of his petitions get rejected. I bet he thinks he&#8217;s Make A Stand, too. Tch.</p>
<p>I shudder to think what would happen if Keith Jones ever <em>found</em> this website. I imagine that the sky would crack asunder. Or something.</p>
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		<title>And Now For Something Completely Different</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/07/29/and-now-for-something-completely-different/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:25:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[George Orwell Had The Right Idea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Pay Taxes So You Have To Do Anything I Say]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Racism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We Don't Take Kindly To Your Type Rahnd These Pahts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[We're British, Dammit!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[What A Dick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Xenophobia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joanne Lawrence]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Micro Chip all illigal immigrants who are found in Britain. by Joanne Lawrence When Immigration/Police officers find illigal immigrants/assylum seekers they should be micro chiped. At present while they are being investigated they are freed from custody and requested to report to a particular police station on a regular basis. They never do. This way [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Non-British/">Micro Chip all illigal immigrants who are found in Britain.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Joanne Lawrence</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>When Immigration/Police officers find illigal immigrants/assylum seekers they should be micro chiped. At present while they are being investigated they are freed from custody and requested to report to a particular police station on a regular basis. They never do. This way the system can keep better records on how many we have in our country at any given time and know where they are if/when deportation is required.</p></div>
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<p>And remember to spay or neuter your illegal immigrants.</p>
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		<title>Oh Look, Someone Else Who Thinks They&#8217;ve Solved Swine Flu</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/07/29/oh-look-someone-else-who-thinks-theyve-solved-swine-flu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:19:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[George Orwell Had The Right Idea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Am A Brain!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Sure Hope There's No Way This Can Be Misinterpreted.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[It's Just A Little Request...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Please State The Nature of the Medical Emergency]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Really REALLY Bad Ideas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Unreasonable Demands]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pauline Theobald]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Stop public gatherings of people to slow the spread of swine flu. by Pauline Theobald We need to temporarily stop large public gatherings of people to slow the advance of swine flu and to lighten the burden put upon hospitals, doctors and nurses who are struggling to contain this very serious situation. I see nothing [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Flucontrol/">Stop public gatherings of people to slow the spread of swine flu.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Pauline Theobald</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>We need to temporarily stop large public gatherings of people to slow the advance of swine flu and to lighten the burden put upon hospitals, doctors and nurses who are struggling to contain this very serious situation.</p></div>
</div>
<p>I see nothing wrong with this suggestion. It is a sensible, level-headed idea that I am sure wiuahahahaha sorry no I couldn&#8217;t keep that going. You should&#8217;ve seen your face, though. Priceless.</p>
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		<title>I Have Formed An Idea!</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/07/21/i-have-formed-an-idea/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[George Orwell Had The Right Idea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Really REALLY Bad Ideas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steve Allison]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Create a register of everyone who recieves benefits. by Steve Allison A register of everyone who recieves benefits should be created &#038; made available to everyone who pays to maintain the benefit system.There are far too many people defrauding the system.We are encouraged to&#8221;rat on a rat&#8221;.How do we identify a &#8220;rat&#8221; if we do [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/benefit-theft/">Create a register of everyone who recieves benefits.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Steve Allison</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>A register of everyone who recieves benefits should be created &#038; made available to everyone who pays to maintain the benefit system.There are far too many people defrauding the system.We are encouraged to&#8221;rat on a rat&#8221;.How do we identify a &#8220;rat&#8221; if we do not Know who is claiming fraudulently? A register would help identify &#8220;RATS&#8221;.There are lots of deserving people who could be helped more if we were not wasting money on scroungers.Please sign this petition &#038; help get England back on track.</p></div>
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<p>There&#8217;s a brilliant idea &#8211; claim benefits, have your personal details listed on a publicly available database! Wait, no. Hang on.</p>
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		<title>YOU WILL VOTE</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/06/12/you-will-vote/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anything I Want Should Be Mandatory]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duplicate Petitions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[George Orwell Had The Right Idea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This Is What We're Outraged At This Week]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mrs Ingrid McIlwraith]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stephen Langton Riley of The people]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[These lovely people hold the opinion that everybody in the UK has the right to be heard, so they&#8217;d better use it OR ELSE! make voting compulsory, and ensure that when positive, spoilt ballots count as NO, voting falls below 50% a constitutional review is undertaken and must be positively voted on by the native, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These lovely people hold the opinion that everybody in the UK has the right to be heard, so they&#8217;d better use it <em>OR ELSE!</em></p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/CanIcomehome/">make voting compulsory, and ensure that when positive, spoilt ballots count as NO, voting falls below 50% a constitutional review is undertaken and must be positively voted on by the native, born in the UK, electorate to reform the system of government.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Stephen Langton Riley of The people</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>All people must have the right to live a life free from hurt and harm. We must be allowed to live our lives as we wish, doing no direct harm to others, without interference from or by any employee of the state. All employees of the people, be they State, central or local must be subject to a penalty, more severe than that for a citizen, for abusing powers promolgated or delegated by law.</p></div>
</div>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/pollsters/">encourage people to vote.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Mrs Ingrid McIlwraith</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The latest 28% voter turnout in the English and European elections is disgraceful. How can 28% determine how the whole electorate wants to be governed.</p></div>
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		<title>Human Rights Are Less Important Than My Not Being Even Slightly Upset By Anything At All</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/04/12/human-rights-are-less-important-than-my-not-being-even-slightly-upset-by-anything-at-all/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 19:13:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[George Orwell Had The Right Idea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rejected Petitions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Xenophobia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Keith Jones]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I guess we could&#8230; make it a criminal offence for a politician not to publicly condemn the murder of UK military personnel when presented with an opportunity to do so. by Huw Thomas (rejected) The recent murder of two UK servicemen in Northern Ireland demonstrates what will happen when politicians appease their opponents, even when [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I guess we <em>could</em>&#8230;</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/NIreland-murders/">make it a criminal offence for a politician not to publicly condemn the murder of UK military personnel when presented with an opportunity to do so.  </a></div>
<div class="moron">by Huw Thomas (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The recent murder of two UK servicemen in Northern Ireland demonstrates what will happen when politicians appease their opponents, even when those opponents are themselves criminals. No elected and remunerated public official should be entitled to refuse to condemn the murder of UK service personnel.</p>
</div>
</div>
<p>&#8230;but wouldn&#8217;t that be against their human rights?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/notohumanrights/">abolish human rights.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by ben snaith (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>having human rights is a disgrace. we couldnt even deport a terrorist to his homeland because he would get tortured.</p>
</div>
</div>
<p>Oh. Well, clearly you&#8217;ve all thought this through. I guess that explains this:</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/NoMoreForeigners/">undertake, on behalf of the beseiged taxpayers of this country, not to take in any more foreigners (those who are not UK citizens) who have been  arrested by a foreign power (other than the UK) in a foreign country (other than  the UK) like Binyam Mohamed who is an Ethiopian citizen who is being allowed to run rings around the government of this country, because he once visited here!.  </a></div>
<div class="moron">by keith jones of taxpaying pensioner without political affiliation (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Anyone who actually needs any elucidation over what this foreign criminal is being allowed to get away with by our scottish cabinet needs to get a life!</p>
</div>
</div>
<p>I know Keith is a friend of the site and all, but really, he can fuck right off.</p>
<p>He has massively misunderstood every aspect of this story: Binyam Mohamed is not, as far as we know, a criminal &#8212; all charges against him were dropped; he is not &#8216;running rings around the government &#8212; David Miliband specifically requested his release; the cabinet is not Scottish &#8212; that surely shouldn&#8217;t even need mentioning? My favourite part, though, is the URL: he likes to pretend he&#8217;s making a case about security (except when it&#8217;s about taxation), but his petition is called NoMoreForeigners.</p>
<p>But then, I can&#8217;t help love this petition for the last five words. They&#8217;re a little work of surrealist genius.</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Not Quite A Jaguar</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/01/20/its-not-quite-a-jaguar/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/01/20/its-not-quite-a-jaguar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anything I Want Should Be Free]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Everyone Stop What You're Doing Because You're Mildly Inconveniencing Me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[George Orwell Had The Right Idea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Deserve Free Money Because Of The Credit Crunch]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Limit the number of properties a landlord can own to no more than five(5). by Richard Gale As a hard working graduate professional I should be able to afford to purchase a single bedroom flat. Instead the influx of rich and lazy landlords have bought up every suitable property and caused the ridiculous rise in [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Limit-Landlords/">Limit the number of properties a landlord can own to no more than five(5).</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Richard Gale</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>As a hard working graduate professional I should be able to afford to purchase a single bedroom flat. Instead the influx of rich and lazy landlords have bought up every suitable property and caused the ridiculous rise in housing prices. We can use the current slump as a new start and reignite the housing market while giving less wealthy people a chance on the housing ladder. Stepping stones aren&#8217;t enough!</p></div>
</div>
<p>This just strikes me as silly.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/NEW-CAR-VAT/">Reduce the VAT on sales of new motor vehicles manufactured in the UK to 1%.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Simon W</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>To protect UK manufacturing jobs and the recession hit motor industry from complete collapse the Government must reduce the level of VAT on the sale of all new motor vehicles manufactured in the UK to 1%. This reduction must be fairly offered across the board to all vehicles regardless of engine size.</p>
<p>To avoid potential deflation while buyers wait for the reduction in the VAT payable the reduction must be backdated to January 1st 2009.</p>
<p>The reduction in the VAT burden on consumers is cheaper than paying for tens of thousands of people out of work claiming benefits and the collapse of the remaining manufacturing sector in the UK.</p>
<p>This reduction will demonstrate the Government is serious about protecting jobs and industry.</p></div>
</div>
<p>Where do you think that VAT goes to? The moon? The Government take that, and if they don&#8217;t have it they have less money to do&#8230; <em>things!</em></p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Hospital-Fees/">Abolish car park fees in hospitals across the UK.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Robert Crisp</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Hospital parking fees are nothing more then a tax on the sick. Many hospitals are situated out of town centres and the only way to reach them is by car. The parking fees are unnecessary and extortionately high in this economic climate. We urge the government to either lower hospital parking fees or scrap them completely.</p></div>
</div>
<p>I&#8217;ll misquote myself from <a href="http://butsir.ghosthamster.com/?p=245">an earlier post about stopping hospitals from charging fees for things</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Yeah! How dare the NHS use the revenue generated by these [parking fees] to pay for things like improving facilities, covering basic operation costs, and caring for… our… er… oh.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Death!</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2008/12/21/death/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:03:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[George Orwell Had The Right Idea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gibberish]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I'm Keeping The Whole Class Back]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Really REALLY Bad Ideas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rejected Petitions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children?]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Death! Kill Crime in the UK. by concerned citizen (rejected) What is happening in this country. Noone is afraid of Police and Government. Crime are happening whenever criminals wish to commit it. Day or Night they have no fear as our Government do not take strict measures. Unless Government or Police shows what they are [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Death!</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/kill-criminals/">Kill Crime in the UK.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by concerned citizen (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>What is happening in this country. Noone is afraid of Police and Government. Crime are happening whenever criminals wish to commit it. Day or Night they have no fear as our Government do not take strict measures. Unless Government or Police shows what they are about; normal decent people won&#8217;t be able to live peacefully. People who hurt others ruthlessly have no right no live. THis country should show criminals there is no place for them in this country.</p></div>
</div>
<p>Death!</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/CallonthePeople/">Bring back the death pentalty.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Teresa Wright of N/a (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Please bring back the death pentalty. </p>
<p>Britian is a nation that has gone too soft on criminals. Especially those who would take a young life away at their own cold hands.</p>
<p>So everybody get signing and we can bring justice for the victims and their families.</p>
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</div>
<p>Death!</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/pedophils/">kill off all pedophils.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by joey rooney of home (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>why should pedophils have the right to live there inhuman, alls you do is lock them up for a few months and let them back out on the streets to commit again theres no reabilitateing some one who commits such crimes they should have there lifes put to a end you should do some think about it</p></div>
</div>
<p>Death!</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/introdeathpen/">bring back capital punishment for convicted rapists and murderers.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Tim Bolton (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Why should people who conflict death or a life time of insecurity and pain on other people get away with a few years in prison. Bring back the death penalty for these offenders.</p></div>
</div>
<p>Probably Death!</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/furthereducation/">Bring back national service.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by nigel coward (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>national service for all school levers that  have no intention of going on to further education or have not got employment by the time the new term starts in september</p></div>
</div>
<p>Nonsense!</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/beardsinschool/">allow beards to be grown by pupils in the 6th form.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Peter Adam Brown (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I will attempt to the best of my ability to reflect the views of two extreme constituents with opinions on &#8220;acceptable&#8221; facial hair. I will begin with the thoughts of many creationists, “I am in the image that God created for me.” Many religions worldwide see the removal of any body hair as a direct insult to God, a good example of this are the Nazarene&#8217;s thought to be close to Jesus Christ himself. It is also thought that shaving is an extreme act of supreme vanity showing superiority over the God who created him.</p>
<p>The humanist viewpoint does not differ greatly either with the quote, “I am as I have evolved” or more directly “I am a man, as my DNA has destined me to be.” Surely we males would not have been selected through millions of years of evolution if hair on the face or the body for that matter had not have been of some importance?</p>
<p>Thank you very much for your time and responses would be much appreciated.</p></div>
</div>
<p>Pointlessness!</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/99pencecoin/">create a 99p coin.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Euan Cooles (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body"></div>
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<p>Insanity!</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Licencepregnancy/">Licence pregnancy.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Debbie (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>You have to pass a test to drive a car, a passport to travel abroad, a CV to get a job, you have to get a licence to get married, and yet you can bring another life into this world regardless of your qualifications, lifestyle, responsibility level, paitence, age etc etc.</p>
<p>If you had to get a licence to allow pregnancy it might make people think twice about being more careful about having unprotected sex because they&#8217;d be breaking the law, it might control teenage pregnancies, drug addicted babies.  Babies that are beaten because their parents are not suitable and responsible to be just that, parents!</p>
<p>At the end of the day appling for a licence would mean you have to have half a brain and some common sense which I would say are two good starting qualifications for to be parents.</p>
<p>There needs to be some form of law to bring a new life into this world, sign the petition if you agree that something serious should be done to STOP alot of people bringing a new life into this world because they just aren&#8217;t suitable, responsiable, drug free, non alcoholic or good enough to do so.</p></div>
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		<title>We&#8217;re Outraged! The Paper Says So!</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2008/12/17/were-outraged-the-paper-says-so/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 12:55:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[George Orwell Had The Right Idea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Really Epic Duplicate Petitions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This Is What We're Outraged At This Week]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dee Murrell]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dee Murrell has apparently been very deeply affected by the tragedy of poor little Baby P. Enough to petition the Prime Minister: Introduce a &#8216;Baby P&#8217; Law making it compulsory for Social Workers etc. to physically examine Children at Risk at every visit. by Dee Murrell Social workers should legally insist that all clothing, except [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dee Murrell has apparently been very deeply affected by the tragedy of poor little Baby P. Enough to petition the Prime Minister:</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/babyplaw2/">Introduce a &#8216;Baby P&#8217; Law making it compulsory for Social Workers etc. to physically examine Children at Risk at every visit.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Dee Murrell</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Social workers should legally insist that all clothing, except for maybe underwear or nappy, be removed and food/paint/makeup/ointment etc be cleaned off at every visit. As highlighted in Baby P&#8217;s case, clothing and &#8216;chocolate&#8217; can hide a multitude of sins. Children old enough to speak for themselves may be too afraid to do so.</p>
<p>If this was implemented, abusive carers would soon understand that it won&#8217;t be so easy to hoodwink social workers or to hide signs of physical abuse.</p></div>
</div>
<p>&#8230;and then again, an hour later.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/babyplaw3/">introduce a &#8220;Baby P&#8217; Law to make regular baby health checks compulsory as babies are at greater risk of being murdered in the first year of life than any other age.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Dee Murrell</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Up to four children die each week in England from abuse or neglect &#038; many more suffer serious harm or injury. The NSPCC says that babies &#038; toddlers are particularly vulnerable to physical abuse.</p>
<p>Many instances of child abuse are never brought to the attention of the authorities. It should therefore be compulsory for carers to take babies &#038; toddlers for a health check &#038; physical examination at least every 3 months, for the first year or two, to help detect any signs of neglect or physical abuse. If carers fail to attend a health check, social services should be alerted and the child seen without delay.</p>
<p>Responsible carers already take their children to health centres regularly, so this system should only serve to highlight any irresponsible, neglectful or abusive carers. It would help prevent the very young and most vulnerable from slipping through the net and hopefully prevent further tragedies like that of Baby P and Tiffany Wright.</p>
<p>Thank you.</p></div>
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<p>Am I the only person who thinks it&#8217;s a bit demeaning to ask a parent to strip their baby down to just their underwear? Even prisoners of war get better treatment than that.</p>
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		<title>Clearly what Teresa should do is to file a fifth petition.</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2008/12/05/clearly-what-theresa-should-do-is-to-file-a-fifth-petition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 21:11:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Everyone Stop What You're Doing Because You're Mildly Inconveniencing Me]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[It's Just A Little Request...]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Nasty Television Upset Me!]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Save Our Churches. by Teresa Wright of n/a (rejected) Save Our churches Muslims are buliding their Mosques so they can make this an Islamic state. I am British and I am proud of my culture. The goverment is trying to destroy everything which we hold dear to in this country. I won&#8217;t stand for it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Savethechurch/">Save Our Churches.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Teresa Wright of n/a (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Save Our churches Muslims are buliding their Mosques so they can make this an Islamic state. I am British and I am proud of my culture. The goverment is trying to destroy everything which we hold dear to in this country. I won&#8217;t stand for it and neither should any of<br />
 you. So who&#8217;s with me? Are You? Get signing. </p>
<p>Blessed be the name of the Lord. Blessed be his glorious name.</p>
</div>
</div>
<p>That&#8217;s some impressive paranoia you have there. I shudder to think what was in <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Stopcontrol/">this one</a> or <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Holyone/">this one</a>. But I know what was in this one:</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Jesusx/">Make it ilegal for anybody to use the name Jesus Christ in vain.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Teresa Wright of n/a (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I am deeply offended that Western Culture ridcules the name of our Lord Jesus Christ. As a christian I do not like his name to be used in such evil and harmful ways. It should be made ilegal. Everywhere I read in a newspaper or on TV how dare they use My Kings Name like this. All you other christians out there will feel the same way as I do. So Mr Gordon Brown stop sitting on your lazy backside and do something about these people who wish to upset &quot;Us religious people.&quot; Because it is the best thing that ever happened to me was giving my life over to christ. So he would change me for the better now I think of others more and I am happy. I am prepared to make a change and turn the whole world to Jesus Christ. Amen</p>
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<p>I suspect that a major contributing factor to people casually blaspheming is the raging stupidity of your previous three petitions.</p>
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		<title>Building A Better World For The Kids (That They&#8217;re Not Allowed To See)</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2008/12/04/building-a-better-world-for-the-kids-that-theyre-not-allowed-to-see/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:39:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[George Orwell Had The Right Idea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I'm Keeping The Whole Class Back]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Impose Nationwide curfew to protect children and maintain public order. by Daniel Bilham Impose a Nationwide curfew on children under 18 to return home before 10.00pm during weekdays and to return home before 12.00am weekends unless accompanied by parents or legal guardians. Or, better yet, we could just mandate that parents keep their kids on [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/UKcurfew/">Impose Nationwide curfew to protect children and maintain public order.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Daniel Bilham</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Impose a Nationwide curfew on children under 18 to return home before 10.00pm during weekdays and to return home before 12.00am weekends unless accompanied by parents or legal guardians.</p></div>
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<p>Or, better yet, we could just mandate that parents keep their kids on those leash things until they turn 21.</p>
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		<title>Rejection Slip-ups</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2008/11/22/rejection-slip-ups/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 12:54:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Couldn't If He Wanted To]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Nothing Should Ever Change!]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve kind of had a de-facto policy on this blog of ignoring the extensive list of petitions that the government have rejected. Many of these are joke petitions, but I&#8217;m not altogether sure why we&#8217;ve ignored the rest. They&#8217;re all genuine ideas submitted in what must pass for &#8216;good faith&#8217; among the variously racist, bigoted, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;ve kind of had a de-facto policy on this blog of ignoring the extensive list of petitions that the government have rejected. Many of these are joke petitions, but I&#8217;m not altogether sure why we&#8217;ve ignored the rest. They&#8217;re all genuine ideas submitted in what must pass for &#8216;good faith&#8217; among the variously racist, bigoted, reactionary thugs who think they&#8217;ve cracked the credit crunch if only the bail-out was divvied up between people just like them. The only difference is that someone in Whitehall decided to click a different button, usually because the petition made no apparent sense. Here is a selection of recently rejected petitions; please let us know in the comments if you think we should mine this huge natural resource of stupid.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-dont/">stop drink drivers full stop.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by julie cobb (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>dont allow any one to drink drive at all</p>
</div>
</div>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/give-me-ema/">Parents of people who dont get ema should pay the £30 a week.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Callum Heeson (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I think that people who are under the income band should get EMA. But the people who are over the income band should have there parents pay the £30 a week as they can afford it.</p>
</div>
</div>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/employme/">give British jobs back to British workers..NOW!.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by britishworker1 (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>There is still several million foreign workers holding jobs here at a time when we have over 2 million unemployed British workers.<br />
We can&#8217;t get the jobs while foreigners still have them.</p>
</div>
</div>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/stopGuyRitchie/">Stop Guy Ritchie ruining Sherlock Holmes.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Dominic Bird (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Sherlock Holmes is one of Britain&#8217;s best known fictional characters, internationally recognisable and loved by many. This cultural icon is currently at risk of being ruined by an idiot. The idiot I speak of is Guy Ritchie, creator of a myriad of mockney guff such as &#8216;Snatch&#8217; and &#8216;Rock &#8216;n&#8217; Rolla&#8217;. One can only imagine what Guy Ritchie will do to Sherlock Holmes. The only thing we can be certain of is that it will be packed full of mockney caricatures and leave you feeling culturally violated.<br />
I concede it is not possible to ban Guy Ritchie from realising his hideous vision of making a film of Sherlock Holmes but it may be possible to stop him doing it in Britain. There must be a law on the statute book that can be used.</p>
</div>
</div>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/EnglishLoyalty/">Impose laws to ensure that all citizens of England swear allegience to this country&#8230;.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Mr Ashley Ellis of None (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>In our opinion, too many people are &#8216;getting in on the act&#8217; of citizenship and spoiling the general makeup of Englishness by not adhering to the well-established English way of life and furthermore attempting to overwhelm the English indigenous population.  We propose that any people(s)who choose to reside in this country should adhere vehemently to the English way of life, swear allegience as such, and thier public presence should be as an English citizen and not impose thier culture in any way, shape or form on the English way of life.  To ensure this, there should be relevant laws imposed on all citizens equally within the English community.</p>
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		<title>All Foreigners Should Be Banned</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2008/11/21/180/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:16:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Already The Case]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[George Orwell Had The Right Idea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Spell Paedophile The American Way]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Racism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Thinking Things Through Is Just Not British]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Encourage UK Industry by reducing importing from far east. by Steve Tyree By reducing the use of china as the uk&#8217;s factory we would rebuild our own industry, reduce unemployment, retain future value creation within our borders, reduce carbon emmissions and generally create a country we all can be constructively part of. Tax imports more [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/GB-not-imports/">Encourage UK Industry by reducing importing from far east.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Steve Tyree</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>By reducing the use of china as the uk&#8217;s factory we would rebuild our own industry, reduce unemployment, retain future value creation within our borders, reduce carbon emmissions and generally create a country we all can be constructively part of. Tax imports more heavily or time limit any future importation.</p></div>
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<p>Y&#8217;know, sometimes I think people are actively <em>trying</em> to destroy the global economy. I think people assume that if we all run out of money we&#8217;ll just find some other way to get on with life and it&#8217;ll somehow be more like Star Trek.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/methaddicts/">stop spending tax payer&#8217;s money on giving methadone to drug addicts.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Boab McClure</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>It is drug user&#8217;s own choice to start taking drugs, therefore it should be their own choice to come off them. We, as clean living tax payers, should not foot the bill for them to do so. It should be our human right for our money not to be spent on these people.</p></div>
</div>
<p>Boab McClure, there, displaying the utmost care and respect for his fellow man.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Tanning-beds/">Enforce A Minimum Age Of 18 For The Use Of Tanning Beds Or Equivilent Throughout The UK.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Elyssa Figueira</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The younger you start using Sunbeds, the more likely you are to develop skin cancer, enforce a minimum age of 18, like that in place in Scotland</p></div>
</div>
<p>Ah yes, <em>that</em> place. I know the one you mean. Next to the Chippie, across the road from the Co-Op? Yeah, they&#8217;re pretty cool there.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/jobs-at-sea/">Keep our merchant navy British.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Michael Hastie</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>All foreigners should be banned from sailing on ships under the British Ensign. All jobs should be restored to British seamen as promised by Tony Blair in the 1997 election.</p></div>
</div>
<p>At the risk of invoking Godwin&#8217;s Law here, I&#8217;m fairly confident this is similar to something Hitler was suggesting when he started the Nazi Party. Only he wanted blond, blue-eyed Germans. Which is a bit silly because he was a black-haired, brown-eyed Austrian. Maybe that&#8217;s why he supposedly killed himself in the end. Who knows? Anyway, Michael Hastie is a tit.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Lifesentencepedo/">To put pedophile&#8217;s in prison for life, once they have abused a child.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Laura de-gernier</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I think it&#8217;s all our jobs as adult&#8217;s to protect our innocent children. Therefore when a pedophile has abused a child, they should be sent to prison for life.</p></div>
</div>
<p>I&#8217;m all in favour of extending the prison sentence of paedophiles (it&#8217;s got an a in it, by the way) but a life sentence? Really? Why just paedophiles and not rapists?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/TortureTV/">Stop Primetime Torture Scenes on TV.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by S Blake</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Stop primetime scenes of torture on TV shows. US shows like 24, Alias, Lost and UK programs including Spooks regularly show graphic torture scenes.</p>
<p>Not only are the methods totally illegal &#8211; but images of people being kicked directly in the face and suffering even worse abuse, makes such actions &#8220;normal&#8221; to certain individuals.</p>
<p>Young people in particular are susceptible to imitate such behaviour. Banning the screening of such material until after 11pm would help to stem the desensitizing effect of torture voyeurism.</p></div>
</div>
<p>Young people should ideally be <em>in bed</em> by the time such shows are on the telly. Or at the very least they should be sat in front of their Xbox playing Grand Theft Auto or something. I mean, that&#8217;s why you bought your kids a games console, isn&#8217;t it? So you could sit &#8216;em down in front of that and leave them to it while you watch crappy television and flick through the Argos catalogue looking at duvet covers and jewellery you can put on your credit card.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Prison-Army/">Make prisonmates fight in wars.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Steve Watson</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Make healthy prisonmates join the army &#8211; resolve over crowding and help the war on terror</p></div>
</div>
<p>Do you really want to put heavy weaponry in the hands of known criminals? Really? Did you even <em>think</em> about this plan before you typed out this petition?</p>
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		<title>Look At The Other Countries!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2008/11/19/look-at-the-other-countries/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[George Orwell Had The Right Idea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Deserve Free Money Because Of The Credit Crunch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Want To Watch Sports For Free]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Oh Yeah? Let's See You Write A Better Petition!]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cut the BBC licence fee, because they must be getting too much money from viewers if they can afford to waste it by over paying presenters. by Allan Weaver The so called BBC scandal regarding Jonathan Ross pointed out the fact he is paid £18,000,000 a year by the BBC. I have never seen anyone [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Cut-BBC-licence/">Cut the BBC licence fee, because they must be getting too much money from viewers if they can afford to waste it by over paying presenters.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Allan Weaver</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The so called BBC scandal regarding Jonathan Ross pointed out the fact he is paid £18,000,000 a year by the BBC. I have never seen anyone on TV worth anything like that sort of money. The fact that the BBC would throw away that sort of money on one person disgusts me. If the BBC are willing to waste licence payers money like that then it is definitely time the licence was reduced year on year leaving the BBC to earn it&#8217;s living the way all other broadcaster do.</p></div>
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<p>Oh, of <em>course</em>.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/cutvat/">Cut VAT to 12% to help shoppers and retailers.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Sarah Sumner</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Need I say more, it&#8217;s obvious that if VAT is cut this will affect everybody, cutting the interest rate only affects people with a mortgage. For everyday people trying to afford groceries etc, this is a must. Money needs to be saved for everyone 17.5% is a joke!! Look at the other countries!!!</p></div>
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<p>I was with you up until you started using an excessive number of exclamation marks. Actually that&#8217;s not true &#8211; I was never with you at all. I just didn&#8217;t want to bruise your ego.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/supportgroups/">Recognise the support groups formed on social networking sites.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Debbie Porter</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>In recent weeks it has emerged that media coverage of a story resulted in many people making complaints about a radio show that the vast majority hadn&#8217;t even tuned in to. As a result the programme in question was axed. As the story unfolded it would seem that with the media manipulation it was taken out of all perspective. Now, those listeners who tuned in every week were denied their choice of how TV licence money was spent. A support group was set up on a social networking site to match the number of complaints, which it did and more. But,the authorities have chosen not to recognise this public opinion and have dismissed the group as misguided youths. I would like to see more respect for the online community and the numbers of people who set up support groups, these numbers should be taken into consideration for reporting procedures.</p></div>
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<p>I&#8217;m trying to work out whether there is a serious issue to be faced here, or if you just want Gordon Brown to accept your Friend Request.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Retrieve/">Refund are taxes from the banks or give the people the interest on amounts loaned.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Tim Ellis</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The people are fed up with the attitude of the banks, we have helped them through a tough time and have had NO! reward in return, on our loans or mortgages. We want the desission reversed give us our money back or give the people the interest the banks are earning on what they have been given from us.</p></div>
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<p>Tim Ellis is clearly disappointed that throwing money at the Economic Crisis didn&#8217;t fix it overnight.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/BOMBERCOMMANDWW2/">Give recognition to all who srved in BOMBER COMMAND in WW11.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by BARBARA SHOTLIFF</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Many of these brave young men gave their lives during WW11 and deserve to be honoured for it.</p></div>
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<p>Truly, the Eleventh World War was the toughest of all wars.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/inetnationals/">make sure all home nation international level sport is made free to all people.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Shaun Coleman</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>that all sporting events, football, rugby, cricket etc held at international level is made free to all.That means forcing Sky or Setanta to use an unscrambled signal on a channel everyone can have free access to.</p></div>
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<p>I still don&#8217;t get why people think that they should be entitled to free sporting events just because the a British team is playing.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/IndecencyInMedia/">Force OFCOM in particular, along with the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA), to Enforce Stricter Standards Preventing Indecent, Violent and Offensive Material from being broadcast on ANY Terrestrial or Digital Channels.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by H.Golding</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>With declining standards in TV/radio, channels are now airing explicitly sexual shows of a pornographic nature. Virgin 1’s ‘Sexcetera’/ Channel 4’s ‘Sex Education Show’ are examples, whilst so-called comedy like ‘Little Britain’ &#038; similar are filled with crude, smutty innuendo. Media glorifies violence/immorality as ‘cool’ &#038; to be aspired to, influencing young minds &#038; doing nothing to discourage today’s gang culture. We don’t want these shows even AFTER the watershed. We’re told if we don’t like it, then switch off! This allows standards to further degrade. We demand a return to decency/morality by broadcasters. The supposed defence that censorship is ALWAYS wrong, doesn’t stand up to scrutiny. Society censors behaviour all the time. If not, why have laws, as all behaviour, even murder, would be OK! The constant drip of immoral/indecent viewing/listening material, can &#038; does lower society’s standards too. This is not a simplistic conclusion. It’s common sense!</p></div>
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<p>I&#8217;m half-tempted to sign this petition, if only to get Little Britain off of the telly. In the end though, it&#8217;s about Censorship. And also being stupid.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Sky-rip-off/">Prevent BskyB from showing adverts on subscription channels.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Scott Lawson</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The BBC dont show averts due to us paying a licence fee. ITV show adverts to create revenew. ITV dont get any licence Fee money. BskyB however make you subscribe for channels then hound you with commercials making millions both way its unfair and unjust. BskyB should do one or the other not both.</p></div>
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<p>&#8220;Unjust&#8221;? Really?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/999M93/">Consider Child Abuse In The Home.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Mr J R N James &#038; Mrs M James</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The only way we can protect our children from abuse and incense, is to for social service to monitor every child from birth until the age of sixteen. The social worker could be responsible for a maximum of six children and provide detailed reports on each child. In the long term this would save social services and the tax payer time and money.</p></div>
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<p>Monitor <em>every child</em> in the country? <em>From birth?</em> Wouldn&#8217;t this turn England in a sort-of&#8230; Nanny State?</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/MoveXmas/">Move Christmas to the 29th of February.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by A McLellan</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The campaign to move Christmas, is our way of beating the so called Credit Crunch. Moving Christmas to the 29th February should give people longer to recover from the massive financial burden inflicted on them by this annual event.</p></div>
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<p>I&#8217;ll let you write your own commentary, folks.</p>
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		<title>The Journalist, The Hippie, the Deadbeat, and the Nanny</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[bring forward legislation to protect and preserve local and regional news and non-news programming by public service broadcasters by Laura Davison of NUJ This petition is in response to the second phase of Ofcom’s Public Service Broadcasting review and the regulator’s agreement in principal that ITV can reduce its local and regional news commitments. Ofcom [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/SaveITVNews2/"> bring forward legislation to protect and preserve local and regional news and non-news programming by public service broadcasters</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Laura Davison of NUJ</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>This petition is in response to the second phase of Ofcom’s Public Service Broadcasting review and the regulator’s agreement in principal that ITV can reduce its local and regional news commitments. Ofcom is currently consulting over these matters which would see regional television services cut from seventeen to nine. If finally approved this would have serious consequences for communities in the UK. We believe that television news is an important feature of a democratic society and that there should be an effective alternative to the service provided by the BBC. We are calling on the government to ensure that its review of broadcasting in the UK sets out proposals which secure the future of local and regional news programming and that decisions made by Ofcom do not pre-empt this debate. This petition has been launched by the National Union of Journalists.</p></div>
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<p>There&#8217;s already an &#8220;effective alternative&#8221; &#8211; it&#8217;s called &#8220;the Internet&#8221;. Look! <a href="http://www.lutontoday.co.uk/"><strong>Luton has its own online community hub thingy!</strong></a> I bet other towns and cities across the UK do, too!</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/abolishmoney/">consider an alternative means to Money being the only way of distributing resources</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Ed D&#8217;Silva</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Resources are scarce while human wants are insatiable giving rise to oppoptunity cost. Food, shelter,warmth, clothing and justice are accessible only with Money. If you don&#8217;t have Money you can&#8217;t have them.</p></div>
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<p>♫ Imagine no possessions,<br />
I wonder if you can,<br />
No need for greed or hunger,<br />
A brotherhood of man.<br />
Imagine all the people,<br />
Sharing all the world. ♫</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/National-Lottery/">Change the National Lottery winnings payment structure to stimulate consumer spending.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Mrs Hewitt</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>In these difficult times, and for a limited time only, reduce the jackpot amount and payout a minimum of £1000 for anyone matching 3 numbers and £10,000 for matching 4 numbers or some other not insignicant amount. There must be some way of juggling the revenue so that Camelot profitability, good causes and HM revenue and customs are not penalised. Let&#8217;s increase consumer confidence, the feel good factor and help families reduce household debt.</p></div>
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<p>You win the &#8220;Hey, The Government Don&#8217;t Regulate This&#8221; Lottery.</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/cleanbritain/">have smoking banned altogether. The Government states on every cigarette packet that smoking can cause serious damage to health and even death, yet, it allows cigarettes to be sold to the public.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Ed D&#8217;Silva</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>If a car sales man were to write a message on the windscreen of his cars &#8220;This car can cause damage to health and even death&#8221; he wouldn&#8217;t be allowed to sell it to the general public. If the food and drinks industry were to do like wise that the consumption of their food and drinks can cause serious damage to health and even death, their products would be withdrawn from all the shelves and on it goes for every industry. Retailers would just not be allowed to sell such products to the general public. Yet, the Government actually states on every cigarette packet that &#8220;This is a Government health warning: cigarettes can cause serious damage to health and even death&#8221; and then allows it to be sold through every outlet. It is allowing faulty and dangerous goods to be sold generally with full knowledge. Revenue received by the Government from the cigarette industry is an odious resource. Surely, the Government can be prosceuted.</p></div>
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<p>Aww, bless.</p>
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		<title>Not My Problem, Gov</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Save Breckland School. by Sharon Field Keep education in Brandon. Our school is the heart of our community, and reorganisation will mean its closure. Please register your wish to keep Breckland School open. Presumably Brandon is populated entirely by small children. to support the people of Leicestershire in the fight against the plans to site [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/save-bms/">Save Breckland School.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Sharon Field</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Keep education in Brandon. Our school is the heart of our community, and reorganisation will mean its closure. Please register your wish to keep Breckland School open.</p></div>
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<p>Presumably Brandon is populated entirely by small children.</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/bantheburner/">to support the people of Leicestershire in the fight against the plans to site an incinerator at Bardon which will effect many local villagers, businesses and also bring chaos to the roads around Ellistown &amp; Battleflat.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Wayne McDermott of Bantheburner</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Incinerators produce massive amounts of Carbon Dioxide, far more than a conventional gas fired powered station.</p>
<p>They are not economic and generate electricity at only around 35% efficiency, compared to over 65% by power stations.</p>
<p>Recycling is cheaper and greener than incineration</p>
<p>Whatever enters the incinerator leaves the facility, either to landfill or ‘sky-fill’. Carbon dioxide, dioxins and acid gases are not present in the waste; they are all created by the burning. Burning plastic inefficiently in incinerators is not the way to manage residual wastes, making it much harder to meet climate change targets. Disposing of a community’s wastes may be their biggest contribution to climate change.</p></div>
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<p>I may be repeating myself here, but I&#8217;m fairly sure that the reason we <em>have</em> local Councils is so that the Government doesn&#8217;t have to deal with comparatively small issues like this.</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/False-Adverts/">Ensure that advertisements are scientifically correct and do not make false claims.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Mark Guy</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Advertisers are commonly misleading the public by making claims that use science sounding terms to make claims that are scientifically wrong. For example claiming a Magnet can attract dye leaching from clothing.</p>
<p>It is my opinion that these claims are misleading children and affecting the education of the current school population.</p></div>
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<p>If only there were some kind of&#8230; of <a href="http://www.ofcom.org.uk/"><em><strong>office of communications</strong></em></a> that dealt with issues like this.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/astoriatheatre/">Stop the demolishion and or redesign of the Astoria Theatre London W1.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Trevor Lewis of NA</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to stop the demolishion and or redesign of the Astoria Theatre London W1</p></div>
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<p>But Gordon Brown has already bought himself a new golden Hard Hat just for the occasion!</p>
<p>And now, deviating from the theme slightly&#8230;</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/manifestopromise/">Make manifesto promises made by parties during election campaigns legally binding.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Mark Fairhurst</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>In any other part of life, for example a contract of employment, there are certain duties that a person promises to carry out. If you odered a screwdriver and a hammer turned up you would send it back and if an employee refuses to make good on their conditions of employment they would be sacked. With election promises this is not the case. We have the blanket smoking ban and no referendum on the EU treaty, against what was promised and on what the government was elected upon. I propose that if a promise made is not kept by the winning party without very just cause, we the employers of government should have some way of reponding, not just waiting until the Government decides it wants an election.</p></div>
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<p>But then how can Politicians tell us the sweet, soothing lies they need to get us to vote for them?</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:34:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;Impose a 20 mph speed limit through the village of Bransgore, Hampshire. By Simon Hobson of Hobson&#8217;s Choice IT Solutions Ltd On the afternoon of 30th September 2008, yet another child was the victim of a Road Traffic Accident in Bransgore and has subsequently died of his injuries. This tragic accident could have been avoided [...]]]></description>
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<h2><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Bransgore20mph/">&#8230;Impose a 20 mph speed limit through the village of Bransgore, Hampshire.</a></strong></h2>
<p><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Bransgore20mph/"></a></strong>By Simon Hobson of Hobson&#8217;s Choice IT Solutions Ltd</p>
<p><em>On the afternoon of 30th September 2008, yet another child was the victim of a Road Traffic Accident in Bransgore and has subsequently died of his injuries.</em> <em>This tragic accident could have been avoided IF a 20mph speed limit were imposed on each of the roads that meet / intersect in the centre of Bransgore, Hampshire.</em> <em>PLEASE sign here if you agree to petition for the imposition of a 20mph speed limit through Bransgore Village.</em> <em>Thank you!</em></p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ben: </strong>On the surface, this one seems like a pretty sensible idea until you realise that kids tend to leap out in front of vehicles travelling at pretty much <em>any</em> speed.</p>
<p> </p>
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<h2><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/SolvetheCrisis/">&#8230;call on global leaders to suspend markets for 28 days.</a></strong></h2>
<p><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/SolvetheCrisis/"></a></strong>By Graham Reid</p>
<p><em>A possible solution to unfreeze intra-bank lending. 1: Close stock markets globally for 28 days, prevents speculation, aids stability. 2: 14 days for government/external auditors to assess real exposure in balance sheets against a steady market. External auditors work on much reduced day rates, its about survival, not padding fees. 3: 14 days for the auditors to work out which firms are in need, to what extent, 14 days to arrange structured equity bailouts etc and make strategic loans (Gvt Loans) direct to profitable firms who&#8217;s banks are frozen. 4: Legal obligation for banks etc to show all and come clean without affecting share price as mkts closed 5: Exchanges + banks, Media, sorry a forced 1 month holiday on trading commissions, revenues etc just tough luck, 11 months out of 12 isnt bad. 6: Some consumer credit/ debt to be taken on by governments who regulate, at lower interest rates and can &#8220;attach&#8221; deduction to salaries like PAYE/NI is currently. 7: Interest rates cut, co-ordinated, globally, by 1.5% (except Japan obviously) 8: Markets reopen after 28 days, unknown knowns are known, known unknowns now known, unknown unknown&#8217;s known etc&#8230;..stability.</em></p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ben: </strong>How does shutting down a pivotal cog in the wheel of the economy make things easier? Surely this would lead to 28 days of EVERYBODY PANICKING. I&#8217;m also amused by the URL for this Petition &#8211; &#8220;SolvetheCrisis&#8221;. It&#8217;s that simple!</p>
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<h2><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/SchoolSport/">&#8230;provide funding into schools for weekend teaching purely directed at sport and physical education free of charge to parents.</a></strong></h2>
<p><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/SchoolSport/"></a></strong>By Ian Mitchell</p>
<p><em>Unfortunately we have a problem with obesity in this country and general lack of physical fitness in children. This comes from the lack of official programmes that can allow children to partake in sport within a controlled environment, around people they are comfortable with. Parents seek for a quick fix throwing their kids at clubs with children they do not know or have not built relationships with. Pumping investment into schools as a seperate fund so children can come in on a Saturday and Sunday and learn/partake in 2 or 3 sports a weekend will give these children the opportunity to continue this on in their chosen sport. The parents should not have to pay for their kids to be given opportunities, the government has a responsibility to develop a strong sporting nation where children want to play all sports and be able to pass this on when they grow older to their children.</em></p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ben: </strong>&#8220;I don&#8217;t want my kids to play with riff-raff I haven&#8217;t properly vetoed, and I don&#8217;t want to haver to pay for it.&#8221; If you don&#8217;t want to pay for your kids, why did you bother having them?</p>
<p> </p>
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<h2><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/RealCurriculum/">&#8230;restructure the teaching curriculum in schools to reflect greater the &#8220;real world&#8221; and promote healthy living within youngsters.</a></strong></h2>
<p><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/RealCurriculum/"></a><span style="font-weight: normal;">By Ian Mitchell</span></strong></p>
<p><strong></strong><em>The lack of diversity in subjects relating to life beyond school is causing children to be un-appreciative of others, the impacts on their own lives, and the advantage that having independence can lead to. Making it compulsory for children to be taught subjects such as cooking/nutrition, the impact of drugs/alcohol/smoking both physically and mentally, sex education and respect for others, will mean that going into later life the children will be more appreciative of what they are to encounter beyond school education.</em></p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ben:</strong> &#8221;I would like schools to do a thing that they&#8217;re already doing, but&#8230; y&#8217;know&#8230; <em>diversify</em> it. Or something.&#8221;</p>
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<h2><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/KeepTraffordFree/">&#8230;KEEP TRAFFORD FREE &#8211; Keep Trafford free of any Congestion Charges or Workplace Parking Levies. Refuse any council TIF or other application, oppose any congestion charging and any parking taxes in Trafford, provide no funding for them, and require a referendum before the council can introduce them.</a></strong></h2>
<p><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/KeepTraffordFree/"></a><span style="font-weight: normal;">By</span> <span style="font-weight: normal;">Mark Black of ABD – Association of British Drivers</span></strong></p>
<p><strong></strong><em>SAY NO to any congestion charges or workplace parking charges IN TRAFFORD.</em> <em>Keep Trafford and its roads and surroundings free. No road pricing taxes here. No workplace parking charges. No new council taxes on parking. No new road tolls. No tax on travel. No government bribes to coerce travellers onto inconvenient and expensive public transport.</em> <em>Congestion charging is very inconvenient for the user. The London scheme only makes a profit due to penalties. Other schemes could lead to unexpected large debts with no way to dispute them. How can a driver know in advance how much a journey will cost?</em> <em>Road pricing and workplace parking charges are not about reducing congestion, but pricing private cars off the road. They damage business, commuting and social activity. They hurt most those least able to pay. They require a vast expensive and intrusive monitoring system. This is an intolerable interference with our freedom.</em> <em>If the council is determined to press ahead, then let the people of Trafford decide in a fair referendum whether they want any congestion charging or new parking taxes.</em></p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ben:</strong> The &#8220;Association of British Drivers&#8221; (presumably some coilition of drivers living in Britain) are vehemently against having to pay for&#8230; well, <em>anything</em>. So much so that today alone they&#8217;ve set up the exact same petition for the Trafford, <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/KeepBoltonFree/">Bolton</a>, <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/KeepWiganFree/">Wigan</a>, <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/KeepCardiffFree/">Cardiff</a>, and <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/NoPortsmouthWPL/">Portsmouth</a> areas. Admirable, perhaps, but perhaps their cause would be better served with one ruddy great big petition that <em>everybody </em>can not sign instead of lots of small region-specific ones.</p>
<p> </p>
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<h2><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/lights-off/">&#8230;Conserve dwindling energy supplies.</a></strong></h2>
<p><strong><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/lights-off/"></a><span style="font-weight: normal;">By</span> <span style="font-weight: normal;">Peter Dagnall</span></strong></p>
<p><strong></strong><em>Ban 24 hour operations in the retail sector to help conserve electricity. There can be no justification for this use of power with the threat of power cuts.</em></p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ben:</strong> I get a chuckle out of the title of this petition, which doesn&#8217;t give you any hints as to what this petitioner is <em>actually</em> going to ask for, but mostly I&#8217;m amused by the fact that the only other person who has signed this petition seemingly goes by the name &#8220;I think this is a good idea&#8221;. I&#8217;m also concerned about what would happen to people who wake up at 2:37 in the morning and absolutely, positively <em>have</em> to have a Tescos Blueberry Muffin.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello. Since this is the first post, I&#8217;m going to start by explaining the premise. If you&#8217;ve got here by reading the whole archive backwards then you should feel free to skip this bit. The British Government, bless their little cotton socks, have a website where any member of the public who finds themselves sat [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello. Since this is the first post, I&#8217;m going to start by explaining the premise. If you&#8217;ve got here by reading the whole archive backwards then you should feel free to skip this bit.</p>
<p>The British Government, bless their little cotton socks, have a website where any member of the public who finds themselves sat in front of a computer that presumably a smarter person has plugged in for them can start an online petition to the Prime Minister. The petitions tend to be racist, outside the government’s remit, selfish, dumb or sometimes all four. For some time now, me and Ben have been using Google Reader principally as a way of flagging up particularly dumb ones, and it’s high-time we made a special blog just for them. And here it is.</p>
<p>To start off with, here are some from our archive, whose authors are in no way trying to couch a specific complaint in general terms:</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/NoMorePayout/">call an immediate referendum of the taxpayers of this land and give them an opportunity to say whether or not they agree with their money being ploughed in to compensate bad decisions by bank executives and supporting investors who were greedy and put their money offshore for higher gain.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by keith jones of taxaying pensioner without political affilliation</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Banks are now in the position where it matters not how they perform, the taxpayer will pick up the tab. No mention has been made of safeguarding against directors awarding themselves huge bonusses out of the taxpayer guarantee. Investors who went offshore for higher gains are also being offered compensation. Why are these greedy people not being asked to repay the high gains they got, before asking for taxpayer money to be handed out to them. The taxpayer MUST be given an opportunity to state they either do or do not support this position. The government keeps spouting that these are unusual times. The government should take the unusual step, therefore, of allowing the people who it will affect most the choice of putting a stop to it by giving them a legally binding referendum, immediately.</p></div>
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<p><strong>Andrew</strong>: Dear Government, please defer important decisions to unqualified people.</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/ChangeOfPM/">Amend the Parliament Act so that when the governing political party changes its leader, which results in a change of prime minister then the new prime minister is required to hold a general election within 91 days of taking office.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by John C Beach</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>When the governing political party changes is leader which results in a change of prime minster then the new prime minister should be required to hold a general election within 91 days of taking office. In the event that the change is due to sudden serious ill health or death of the previous prime minister then subject to parliamentary approval then the general election can be delayed for 91 days</p></div>
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<p><strong>Andrew</strong>: Why 91 specifically?</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Celebstodonate/">design a tax that makes the thousands of celebrities donate to charity before the general public do.They should be taxed on every £25000 they make for example.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Sam</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Everybody I talk to is fed up of the greed the celebrities of the world have. They spend without thought for anyone worse off than themselves. They then have the cheek to front televised &#8216;phone-in&#8217; charity programs asking the general public to part with money they haven&#8217;t got. We all sympathise with all these great charities but there shouldn&#8217;t be any need for them as the total value of the world&#8217;s rich list would cancel out any charitable need without trying. We want to see most if not all of the celebrities in this country giving to these charities before they call on the hard up and make them feel guilty.</p></div>
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<p><strong>Andrew</strong>: I wonder what newspaper Sam reads.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/notlimited/">Ban the use of the word &#8216;Unlimited&#8217; if the subject in question is limited.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Martin Patient</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Too many companies are now abusing this word, typically these are companies offering internet services. An example would be of Company A offering mobile/home broadband with unlimited usage. Then in the terms &amp; conditions there will be a clause that restricts the customer to download only 1Gb of data per month.</p>
<p>This is NOT unlimited.</p>
<p>Unlimited is defined as being: not limited, infinite or unrestricted.</p>
<p>If no current law prevents this, then one should be made to cover this grey area.</p></div>
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<p><strong>Andrew</strong>: I&#8217;m pretty sure this is already banned. Do we need a law for every adjective?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/drugsoverhaul/">Standardise all drug laws based on a scientific evaluation of direct harm to the user and addictive qualities by professionals(not MPs).</a></div>
<div class="moron">by John Seymour</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The current drug laws are flawed in that certain drugs such as alcohol and tobacco are perfectly legal, where as other drugs that are less harmful than these two are illegal. This undermines the message that drugs are harmful, as the users are fully aware that the scientific community consider drugs such as ecstacy and cannabis to be of equal or less danger than alcohol or tobacco. This makes illegal drugs seem harmless, and the drugs laws seem ridiculous. We propose that the government stregthen its chosen message by either:</p>
<p>a) Illegalising alcohol, tobacco and any other considerably harmful intoxicating substances and introducing them to the current ABC classification system.</p>
<p>OR</p>
<p>b)Legalising those drugs that are less harmful than alcohol or tobacco, based on an evaluation by professionals in the appropriate field (not the clouded opinion of MPs, which is has been the faliure on other similar attempts).</p></div>
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<p><strong>Andrew</strong>: In theory a sound notion, but all those smokers who find they&#8217;re class B addicts while the pot lovers just have to stand outside might disagree.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/rejectaplication/">Make it illegal for a company to advertise for a job, recieve an aplication and not respond or respond with no valid reason for dismissal.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Matthew Rowe</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Make it illeagal for a company not to respond to a job aplication or to respond with no valid reason. this will stop all of the illeagal age,racial discrimination when applying for jobs</p></div>
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<p><strong>Andrew</strong>: The fact that you spell &#8216;illegal&#8217; with two &#8216;a&#8217;s and &#8216;receive&#8217; with an &#8216;ie&#8217; in a petition to the PM might be a clue why you get passed up for jobs.</p>
<p><strong>Ben</strong>: UGH. Rampant stupidity.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/natstudentdebt/">Nationalise my student debt.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Andrew Fisher of LEAP</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>To petition the Government to nationalise all student debt.</p>
<p>We note that the Government has nationalised the debt of banks that have run into financial difficulty, and believes that graduates should be afforded the same treatment.</p>
<p>Graduates pay an extra 9% tax on all their income over £15,000 leaving many struggling to pay housing costs and bills.</p>
<p>Graduates currently owe the Government in excess of £16bn &#8212; far less than the total used to nationalise either Northern Rock or Bradford and Bingley.</p>
<p>Therefore graduate debt should be written off and all fees cancelled for current students.</p></div>
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<p><strong>Ben</strong>: &#8220;My student debt&#8221; or &#8220;all student debt&#8221;?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/-Homework/">reduce the amount of homework in schools due to the recent push up of the age limit to leave.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Malcolm McNeill</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The amount of homework children receive from school should be reduced due to the school leaving age being raised to 18 years old. Children spend on average 6 hours a day in school, and an extra couple of hours doing homework. Attending school for 6 hours a day of a childs life is enough, rather than the additional homework and the recent push up to an extra year of school whilst you&#8217;re in your adult years. You can get married and have children by that age, could you find enough time for excessive piles of homework stacking up on your desk?</p></div>
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<p><strong>Ben</strong>: This is what happens when twelve year-olds find the Government Petition website.</p>
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