Posted by Ben @ November 23rd, 2009 11:31 pm. Filed under: ...Or Else!,Batshit Mental Rants,I Am A Brain!,I'm serious!,OH SNAP!,Stop Spending My Money On Things I Don't Understand. — Tags: Derek Green of Common sense —
There’s a lot of stupid in this petition, but rather than make a snarky comment about it I’ll just let it speak for itself.
by Derek Green of Common senseI understand from the TPA that the government is now responsible for 50% of radio advertising revenue and, as a regular listener, I find most of this is pointless and futile. For instance, the current one about “benefit thieves” (doesn’t seem to be one for parliamentary expenses thieves, but there you go). Most people on benefits are honest people who find themselves having to claim them after years of paying into the system. When they then find themselves asked to survive on a measly £60 a week, who could blame them for doing a bit of work on the side? Those who are the scroungers and know how to work the system are running rings round the establishment and do you honestly think a radio ad is going to prick their conscience? All it is, is another empty gesture to give the impression that the government is doing something about the problem. It’s time to stop this waste of money, especially when they’ve just refused funding for another drug that would give cancer sufferers longer with their loved ones. They need to wake up and realise which areas they do need to cut back on expense. Please sign this and stop this waste of money on what is more or less propaganda.
Posted by Ben @ October 28th, 2009 3:54 am. Filed under: Batshit Mental Rants,Hang on -- This Should've Been Rejected,It Says So In The Daily Mail,Nanny Knows Best,Please State The Nature of the Medical Emergency,Sorry, What Was I Talking About?,spelin an grammer,Thinking Things Through Is Just Not British,This Is What We're Outraged At This Week,This was Yesterday's News Ages Ago,Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children? — Tags: Jacki Goodall —
I’m sharing this one for a number of reasons, which will hopefully become painfully apparent once you’ve read it.
by Jacki GoodallI am petitioning on behalf of that poor woman who had her children removed right down to her newborn. What a lot of heartless scum social services are. They need to look after children that are really suffering the way little baby P did. what is the issue with the social services their brains in their arses? What’s wrong? The poor fat lady too happy for them? Will they now remove every kid who happens to be fat, whether the family is happy loved and cared for? All overweight parents in the UK are now going to panic and go on drastic crash diets. in case the same fate happens to them. There are cases of parents who really harm and neglect their kids that are swept under the carpet. like baby Peter and then we will get “Oh dear we’re sorry it wont happen again” Bullshit it will, They allow abused kids to go back 4 more abuse then slam a poor family who happens to be fat what next? Give the lady her babies back. What social services have done is dam cruel. I would like people to sign this petition for parliament, and hopefully force the people who call themselves God to give the poor lady a break and give her children back. I am totally disgusted! Great Britain? There is no Great Britain or a United Kingdom.
Let’s just analyse it for a minute…
Frankly, I am surprised this petition got approved. I’ve seen far less insane rants get rejected, and this one even includes abusive language which is usually an automatic rejection. What’s going on, Number 10?
Posted by Ben @ October 28th, 2009 3:45 am. Filed under: Batshit Mental Rants,I Am A Brain!,I Could've Looked This Up But Instead I Watched Countdown,spelin an grammer,Thinking Things Through Is Just Not British — Tags: christina aston —
by christina astonNo one in Government should be able to sell off Englands – land – gold – property – Royal Mail or other assetts. These belong to England to be looked after for future generations they are not for use by whichever political party that is in power at the time. The government is in power to look after this country not sell parts of it off whenever they feel like it. Just because they have got us into a financial mess does not mean they can sell off the countries gold etc to get themselves off the hook. If past generations had not built up this country there would not have been the gold – property etc that we have now – we must not allow it to be sold.
Well I’m glad you’ve taken the time to think this through properly.
Posted by Ben @ October 28th, 2009 3:37 am. Filed under: Batshit Mental Rants,I Could've Looked This Up But Instead I Watched Countdown,Sorry, What Was I Talking About?,What A Load Of Bankers — Tags: Rev Dr Richard Rodgers FRCS —
This is a perfect example of a petition posted by someone who has absolutely no idea what he’s talking about. Behold!
by Rev Dr Richard Rodgers FRCSAt present we allow commercial banks the huge privilege of creating money out of nothing as their own property for their own benefit. You and I can’t do it. Why let the banks do it? They do it by issuing loans of money which didn’t exist until the borrower signs a promise to pay it back. Then the bank sells that agreement to a dealer for real money up front. We don’t need to depend on banks for our nation’s money supply. Let’s make the Bank of England, acting as a public servant, the sole creator of new money in our land. Then our money would be an asset of the nation as a whole not the property of commercial banks. This practice caused the credit crunch. Banks lent to people who couldn’t repay because it wasn’t costing them much in the first place. It’s why bankers get bonuses. The problem isn’t bonuses. It’s the activity that the bonuses encourage ie getting people to borrow. Don’t nationalise the banks. Let them compete but don’t let them create money out of nothing as they do now.
Posted by Ben @ October 23rd, 2009 3:46 am. Filed under: Batshit Mental Rants,My Other Car Is Another Car,spelin an grammer — Tags: Just Jez —
by Just JezIt has been proven time and again that speed camres don’t work and they course more harm than good. So why does the goverment insist on fitting more and more when we have been told that over a year ago no more will be fitted to our roads??
Enough is enough! Can the goverment stop trying to rob the motorist on the motorways and using the excuse that making the motorway wider is reason to fit average speed scams to make the money back and cover their expenses for doing so.
Dear “Just Jez”,
You are writing to the Prime Minister. For the love of Glod, tidy yourself up a bit.
Love and kisses,
~Ben
Posted by Andrew @ October 18th, 2009 3:26 pm. Filed under: Batshit Mental Rants,I Must Be Of Something,Rejected Petitions —
by Mr John Jones of Bromely Swimming Club (rejected)More details cannot be shown
My favourite bit is that he felt the need to include the name of his swim club. It amuses me also that he misspelt it.
Posted by Ben @ October 2nd, 2009 8:06 pm. Filed under: Anything I Want Should Be Mandatory,Batshit Mental Rants,Everyone Stop What You're Doing Because You're Mildly Inconveniencing Me — Tags: Ms S Winter-Smith —
by Ms S Winter-SmithSpeed kills. Speed pollutes. Road damage increases as the 7th power of axle weight and speed. Long distance commuting makes rural property unaffordable. Public transport is side-lined due to the great god CAR. The only exceptions to be Police and Emergency Vehicles.
Surely this will anger the great god CAR?
Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 12:45 am. Filed under: Batshit Mental Rants,Exclamation marks!!!!,Gibberish,spelin an grammer — Tags: Mr Pete Rhodes —
by Mr Pete RhodesHere is an idea to create employment in the deprived area of east Yorkshire :
Build a ( nother ! ) bridge across the River Humber. Of course the nay sayers, the ‘Moaning Minnies’ those with a negative approach to life will say that there already is one. However, when that bridge was built it was the longest single span suspension bridge in the world in 1981, but time, technology, standards have moved along – exponentially !
The Severn has more than one bridge spanning it, the Thames has more bridges than I can count !
Now one may object to this suggestion on the basis that there is no possible economic or geographic reason. But to those people I say:
” bring back Barbara Castle ! ”
It never bothered her !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 when she got drunk in 1966 and said
” You should have a bridge — yes – yes – yes ! “
So, to bullet-point your arguments:
That’s one good point out of six. Not doing too well there, Mr Rhodes, are you?
Posted by Ben @ September 23rd, 2009 2:06 am. Filed under: Batshit Mental Rants,I Am A Brain!,I'm serious!,It's Just A Little Request...,Really REALLY Bad Ideas,Thinking Things Through Is Just Not British,Unworkable Ideas — Tags: Dave Bradeley —
by Dave BradeleyThis would be a very high speed road that would enable to take you car to its speed limit if so desired. With no speed limit then it would only need around six places of exit and entrance onto it. It would be similar in effect as the German AutoBahn but with diferences, ie, in lane one there would be a minimum speed limit of 90 MPH, lane two would have a minimum of 130 and lane three would have no limit. With lane one being restricted to 90 this would help with entrance onto and exit off the motorway. this then could enable someone to get from say Manchester to London in maybe an hour or less. and from Glasgow to London in around 2-3 hours this would definately beat any train journey and make The UK a great place to be.
Dave apparently wants to kill every single person who wishes to travel from London to Glasgow, or vice versa.
Posted by Ben @ September 14th, 2009 9:16 pm. Filed under: Batshit Mental Rants,The Nasty Television Upset Me! — Tags: John Handford —
The government is set to allow British TV to descend to include the worst aspects of American TV by allowing commercial advertising to intrude into programme content.
At first this may just be the camera hovering over the manufacturer’s badge on a car but what’s to stop it descending into deliberate interference of plot and manipulation of the viewer?
Manipulation of plot script and content is rife in the America. We don’t see it here, as those programmes are filtered out. So, do we appreciate the danger of this proposal?
In America programmes often run into cleverly edited adverts without a gap – fooling you into thinking the programme is still running!
You think that’s bad? Imagine what can be achieved when the advertisers start negotiating to place their products, edit the programme scripts, influence plot and have a final say in production – because they hold the purse strings!
Can you really see substantial funds being raised by minor things we don’t notice? No! Substantial extra funds will only be raised if the effect on US is substantial and advertisers get a return for their money!
Say no to this proposal and safeguard the quality standards of British television!
Erm, John? I’ve lived in Los Angeles now for the last two years (that’s in America, for those of you keeping track at home) and I can’t say I’ve ever seen a situation where a TV show has ” run into cleverly edited adverts without a gap”, or have I seen much in the way of “manipulation of plot script and content”. That’s bollocks, you’re talking bollocks, and what could have been a reasonably sensible petition is instead a mad rant about things that don’t happen.
Posted by Ben @ August 31st, 2009 12:00 pm. Filed under: Batshit Mental Rants,Couldn't If He Wanted To,Don't Worry About What THEY Want,Everyone Stop What You're Doing Because You're Mildly Inconveniencing Me,George Orwell Had The Right Idea,I Pay Taxes So You Have To Do Anything I Say,It Says So In The Daily Mail,It's Not Gay If Your Balls Don't Touch,Not Government Business,Presumably The Prime Minister Is Not Too Busy,Rejected Petitions,What A Dick — Tags: Keith Jones —
What would we do without the increasingly mad Keith Jones, eh? I have no idea what he looks like, but I imagine a curmudgeonly old man, maybe with a ridiculously ornate moustache. His hair is thinning. The only footwear he’s worn for the last twelve years are a pair of tartan slippers his grandchildren bought him one Christmas partially as a joke. He has only the vaguest of ideas how the real world works and he thinks he’s figured out how to solve all of its problems.
And it’s through brilliant ideas like these.
What these people are allowed to do is not ‘get married’. What they do is covered by a civil agreement and it should be illegal to use the term ‘marriage’ to describe the condition.
Let’s make it illegal to use a word that means a thing it means. There’s no way that can lead down a dangerous path at all.
Failure to support the indigenous population on this point will SURELY put the final nail in the coffin of Gordon Brown and his scottish cronies on the cabinet.
I actually think this petition would have been approved were he not such a cocky gobshite in the descriptive text. Not to say I support the petition, but Keith has a wonderful way of just being hilariously self-righteous that means that most of his petitions get rejected. I bet he thinks he’s Make A Stand, too. Tch.
I shudder to think what would happen if Keith Jones ever found this website. I imagine that the sky would crack asunder. Or something.
Posted by Andrew @ August 26th, 2009 8:16 pm. Filed under: Batshit Mental Rants,Rejected Petitions,What Would Idiot-Jesus Do? —
To Debate the Covenant of ARK which is
To promote the definition of Primary Second Sentients to be any creature that can obey one hand less the thumb of commands or more.
This is 4 or more in number.
Any such creature may not be used as human food.
To promote the definition of Major Second Sentients to be any creature that can obey two hands less the thumbs or more of commands.
This is 8 or more in number.
Any such creature should be granted rights in line with the Declaration of Human Rights.
To establish connections with all agencies that will promote this covenant and establish the full list of all Primary and Major Second Sentients on Earth.
In light of current opinion on animal rights and knowledge of the harm a meat rich diet causes the adult human.
As far as I can tell (from Google), the man’s a lunatic. For example, here’s his idea on how to halt the extinction rate of life on Earth:
Use Jesus’s abilities to modify the climate while humanity alters its behaviour and adopts new ways of advancing. Discover the Covenant of ARK on my site.
And here is what I shall generously call his ‘website’.
So basically, yes, I think he’s a bit mental.
