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	<title>But, Sir... &#187; I Want To Watch Sports For Free</title>
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		<title>when the goals start scoring / it becomes less boring</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2010/03/08/when-the-goals-start-scoring-it-becomes-less-boring/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:33:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Want To Watch Sports For Free]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[That's SO UNFAIR! I HATE YOU!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The PM Is The Bloke Who Runs The Football Right?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Richard Garland]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll never get tired of using lyrics from Adam &#038; Joe&#8217;s &#8220;Football Song&#8221; as the title for petitions to do with football. Anyway, here&#8217;s a self-entitled whinging bastard&#8217;s bastard&#8217;s bastard. make it law that some football matches are available on free channels. by Richard Garland I think it&#8217;s a disgrace that to watch the likes [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll never get tired of using lyrics from Adam &#038; Joe&#8217;s &#8220;Football Song&#8221; as the title for petitions to do with football. Anyway, here&#8217;s a self-entitled whinging bastard&#8217;s bastard&#8217;s bastard.</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/FreeFootballNow/">make it law that some football matches are available on free channels.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Richard Garland</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I think it&#8217;s a disgrace that to watch the likes of the English Premier League football matches, that we have to pay a ridiculous fee to a large corporation. I&#8217;m not saying that every match should be free, but on average there&#8217;s mostly at least ten matches a week in the Premiership, why can&#8217;t even one of those matches be given to a free channel? It&#8217;s ridiculous that certain companies appear to have a monopoly on this, why can&#8217;t the government intervene, and tell these companies to either stop being so tight or face sanctions? It&#8217;s simply nothing short of price fixing because they know fine well there&#8217;s no competition. Football should be for everyone.</p></div>
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		<title>I&#8217;ve got a skill / the skill is for football / I&#8217;ve got a hat / woooh</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2010/02/11/ive-got-a-skill-the-skill-is-for-footbal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2010/02/11/ive-got-a-skill-the-skill-is-for-footbal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I Want To Watch Sports For Free]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[That'd Be Nice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The PM Is The Bloke Who Runs The Football Right?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Patrick Hackett]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wetheundereducated.com/?p=1846</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Regulate the sales of tickets to football matches so that normal fans have a chance of getting them, not just executive members who happen to be paying more. by Patrick Hackett I think that the government should put a limit on the number of football tickets sold to executive members of football clubs, as at [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/TicketSales/">Regulate the sales of tickets to football matches so that normal fans have a chance of getting them, not just executive members who happen to be paying more.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Patrick Hackett</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I think that the government should put a limit on the number of football tickets sold to executive members of football clubs, as at the moment most tickets to cup finals are being sold to executives, who have no real support for the club, and real fans of the clubs are getting no opportunity to attend these matches.</p></div>
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<p>This is <em>important!</em></p>
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		<title>Not Another One</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/10/16/not-another-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:45:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anything I Want Should Be Free]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Want To Watch Sports For Free]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NOOOOOO!!!]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[mr mark cosford]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Get behind the country and back our national sport by ensuring all future England football games are screened for free on the b.b.c t.v as paid for by the tax payer. by mr mark cosford To back our national game and using the b.b.c which the tax payer pays for screen all England football matches [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/footyforfree/">Get behind the country and back our national sport by ensuring all future England football games are screened for free on the b.b.c t.v as paid for by the tax payer.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by mr mark cosford</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>To back our national game and using the b.b.c which the tax payer pays for screen all England football matches free live on b.b.c 1 / b.b.c 2. Paying to see our national sport on sky the internet or in a cinema is a crime.</p></div>
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		<title>What a Dummy</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/10/07/what-a-dummy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:33:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anything I Want Should Be Free]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hadrian's Firewall]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[david russell]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Withdraw funding from the FA. by david russell With the recent charges for internet viewing of the England Football Game, i feel that the government should withdraw all funding that is currently given to the FA due to the fact that they are not being fair to the English people]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/FA-Funding/">Withdraw funding from the FA.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by david russell</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>With the recent charges for internet viewing of the England Football Game, i feel that the government should withdraw all funding that is currently given to the FA due to the fact that they are not being fair to the English people</p></div>
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		<title>I&#8217;ve Got a Scarf, The Scarf Is For Football</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/10/07/ive-got-a-scarf-the-scarf-is-for-football/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:03:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Andrew Gaff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Russell Jones]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wetheundereducated.com/?p=1169</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sigh. It must be that time of year again. ensure National Team Sporting Events be available to all on National TV. by Russell Jones Please insist that all national games whether it be Football,Cricket Rugby etc be available to the masses possibly on the BBC the station we pay our licence fee for !!!! Bring [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sigh. It must be that time of year again.</p>
<blockquote class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/EnglandBBC/">ensure National Team Sporting Events be available to all on National TV.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Russell Jones</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Please insist that all national games whether it be Football,Cricket Rugby etc be available to the masses possibly on the BBC the station we pay our licence fee for !!!!</p></div>
</blockquote>
<blockquote class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/NetFootball/">Bring our national sport back to the BBC where it belongs.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Andrew Gaff</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>For the first time in history an England football match is going to be broadcast via the internet and not on television. Not every one has the internet and certainly people don&#8217;t want to watch on their computer. This is our national sport and should be available for everyone to watch free on the BBC.</p></div>
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<p>I believe my previous statement of &#8220;For fuck&#8217;s sake&#8221; summed up my thoughts on this matter nicely.</p>
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		<title>Ball Ball Ball, Footie Footie Footie</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/10/06/ball-ball-ball-footie-footie-footie/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/10/06/ball-ball-ball-footie-footie-footie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:46:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Anything I Want Should Be Free]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Want To Watch Sports For Free]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The PM Is The Bloke Who Runs The Football Right?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mr Daniel Granger]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wetheundereducated.com/?p=1167</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ensure that all future England football internationals are available for viewing on tv. by Mr Daniel Granger Not having the chance to watch our international football team play a football match of this magnitude on tv is, in my opinion, an absolute disgrace. This match and all other matches involving England should be available for [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/FootballEngland/">ensure that all future England football internationals are available for viewing on tv.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Mr Daniel Granger</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Not having the chance to watch our international football team play a football match of this magnitude on tv is, in my opinion, an absolute disgrace. This match and all other matches involving England should be available for the general public to watch at no cost other than the TV license.</p></div>
</blockquote>
<p>For fuck&#8217;s sake.</p>
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		<title>Ashes to Ashes</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/06/18/ashes-to-ashes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 23:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I AM TALKING!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I Want To Watch Sports For Free]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mrs Sandra Foy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pass a law immediately to get the Ashes shown on national TV. by Mrs Sandra Foy Stop this disgraceful sellout of most all of the nation&#8217;s top sporting events. The Ashes should be available for everyone to watch. It would never happen in another country so why are you our government allowing this to go [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/TheAshes/">Pass a law immediately to get the Ashes shown on national TV.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Mrs Sandra Foy</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Stop this disgraceful sellout of most all of the nation&#8217;s top sporting events. The Ashes should be available for everyone to watch. It would never happen in another country so why are you our government allowing this to go ahead. GET THIS CHANGED NOW WE THE PEOPLE DEMAND IT!!!!!!</p></div>
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<p>&#8220;It would never happen in another country&#8221;? I live in America and I assure you that it most certainly would.</p>
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		<title>Strike A Light</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/04/03/strike-a-light/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:39:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gibberish]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sorry, What Was I Talking About?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[What's a Local Council?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spelin an grammer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anita Clark]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://butsir.ghosthamster.com/?p=538</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[put more money into Leeds aimed at planting new trees around the city centre. by Alex Warren of Student The windswept concrete streets of Leeds need trees planting not only to reduce the wind patterns in the areas, but also to break up the concrete fabric of the streetscape. Planting just a handful of seeds [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Leedstrees/">put more money into Leeds aimed at planting new trees around the city centre.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Alex Warren of Student</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The windswept concrete streets of Leeds need trees planting not only to reduce the wind patterns in the areas, but also to break up the concrete fabric of the streetscape.</p>
<p>Planting just a handful of seeds would, in a few years, really improve the quality of Leeds&#8217; streets, and be a green blessing to the younger generations of the city.</p></div>
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<p>Speak to your council, you dunder-headed ninny.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Englandontv/">ensure that all England matches are televised on terrestrial television.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Guido Cavaciuti</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Ticket prices for football matches have now risen to the extent that many average football fans have been priced out. To now deny these fans the opportunity to watch their national team play is unbelievable. Putting the national game on channels such as setanta, where an expensive suscription is needed further pushes football into the realm of those with sufficient funds. But this goes beyond the realm of simply money. Football and sport has been a great part of British culture and patriotism for generations and denying the vast majority of the British public the opportunity to watch the national game in simply immoral.</p></div>
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<p><em>Immoral,</em> you say? Well fuck me. Who knew watching a bunch of grown men paid to shepherd a bit of leather into an outdoor cupboard* was so ruddy important?</p>
<p>(* I&#8217;ve very blatantly stolen this rather accurate description of football from the brilliant comedian Bill Bailey. This is because it&#8217;s late and I&#8217;m too tired to come up with my own jokes. Rather similar to Guido here, who was clearly too fucking lazy to search for one of the thousands of identical petitions asking for Exactly The Same Fucking Thing.)</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/keepofendersaway/">Keep convicted sex offenders away from there children.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by anita</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Please sign this petition to keep familys being dragged through the courts to give sex offenders access to there children</p></div>
</div>
<p>I love this petition so much.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/hypocritemps/">Ban tumble dryers for people with gardens &#8211; don&#8217;t pick on people who like light bulbs.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Ian Baldwin</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Tumble Dryers use 30 times the amount of energy per hour than a 100 watt incandescent light bulb. Tumble dryers should be banned for people who have gardens to dry their washing to show that this government is not just picking on people who like a certain kind of light. </p></div>
</div>
<p>I&#8217;ll be honest here, I really can&#8217;t see any connection between any of the things Ian is saying here. Possibly he really likes lightbulbs? Maybe he has a collection he likes to leave switched on during the day.</p>
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		<title>I Spell &#8216;Fœtus&#8217; The Idiot Way.</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/03/15/i-spell-foetus-the-idiot-way/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:26:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[REMOVE ABORTED FEATUS CELLS FROM CHILDHOOD VACCINES&#8230; by POLLY SOUTH of NHS CHANGE (rejected) Please sign this petition to remove HUMAN CELLS DERIVED FROM ABORTED BABIES from vacchines, such as MR, MMR, ect. It is against human rights. Children should not be injected with aborted babies. Thank you. I agree that &#8220;children should not be [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/VACCINES">REMOVE ABORTED FEATUS CELLS FROM CHILDHOOD VACCINES&#8230;  </a></div>
<div class="moron">by POLLY SOUTH of NHS CHANGE (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Please sign this petition to remove HUMAN CELLS DERIVED FROM ABORTED BABIES from vacchines, such as MR, MMR, ect. </p>
<p>It is against human rights. Children should not be injected with aborted babies. </p>
<p>Thank you.</p>
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<p>I agree that &#8220;children should not be injected with aborted babies&#8221;, but since nobody does that I think we can ignore this one.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/noadsitvsport/">Make ITV to show no adverts during any live sports coverage.  </a></div>
<div class="moron">by Greg Foster (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>February 4th 2009 was a date where ITV made a terrible error with the 4th FA Cup replay &#8211; Everton v Liverpool. As extra time was played, ITV showed some adverts instead of the final few minutes of extra time. During the advert break, Everton scored the winning goal. Thus ruining the game.</p>
<p>When ITV had rights to show F1 races, it showed adverts right in the middle of a major point in the race. People have complained about ITV&#8217;s coverage due to the advert breaks. Now its back at the BBC, many fans are pleased as races aren&#8217;t interrupted by annoying adverts.</p>
<p>I think if ITV wants to show live sports, then it should not broadcast ANY advert breaks, unless it&#8217;s during a period of no sport is being played. For example during half time and before the race or match starts.</p>
<p>If ITV cannot hold such a promise, then it should never have rights to live sports coverage.</p>
<p>This will only affect about 2 hours per week overall during the year. This is nothing compared to the few seconds that could turn a match or race around</p>
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<p>My favourite part was &#8220;Everton scored the winning goal. Thus ruining the game.&#8221;</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/videomusic/">reconsider the ban on music videos.  </a></div>
<div class="moron">by Richard Lawrence (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>it is just not right that we should be stoped from lisening to our old music why should we be made to suffer when you can get it in the us but not in the uk</p>
</div>
</div>
<p>Gordon Brown <em>definitely </em>runs YouTube.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/STOPPOSTER/">Stop the signs on the busses that say &quot;There&#8217;s probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life&quot;.  </a></div>
<div class="moron">by Jaco Jacobs (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The UK is meant to be a christian country (unless I&#8217;m completely wrong) yet they allow signs like &quot;There&#8217;s probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.&quot; We dont people giving their point of view but surely as a christian nation this is overstepping the mark!!</p>
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<p>You have a funny name. Also, disturbingly conservative and authoritarian theocratic values.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/signlang/">learn sign language.  </a></div>
<div class="moron">by Dave B (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Learning sign would be fantastic to help those with hearing difficulties</p>
</div>
</div>
<p>Are you sure you wouldn&#8217;t rather have <em>other people</em> learn sign-language?<br />
And now, the worst idea yet for solving the credit crunch:</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Protectsavers/">Advise savers to remove their money from banks.  </a></div>
<div class="moron">by David Scott of NONE (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>With interest rates at 1%, even large savers are now finding that their savings aren&#8217;t working for them. The governments actions are penalising the thrifty while rewarding the reckless.  Its time the government told people to take their savings out of banks so we can force them to start paying reasonable interest on savings &#8211; let them make their money from debtors not creditors!!!!!</p>
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<p>&#8230;except for this one:</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/uselesspm/">make nick griffin  P.M and then resign immediately.  </a></div>
<div class="moron">by ken haslam (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>nick griffin predicted this financial scandalas long ago as 2005 if he could see it WHY COULD BROWN NOT</p>
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</div>
<p>Maybe because Brown can&#8217;t just shout random shit until some of it happens?</p>
<p>Oh, and this one, although I choose to assume this one is a joke that they approved in error:</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/oldpencenewpence/">Restore old pence.  </a></div>
<div class="moron">by D.J.Reynolds. of Retired </div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Great Britain is in a unique position to stimulate the economy of our country at the stroke of a pen.<br />
As we are not into the euro,we can quite easily restore the true value of the good old British Pound to 240 old pence.This would be a step forward rather than back and would help every body,especially those in dire financial straits.We should cap all prices at their present level and impose strict price control.It would encourage a lot more companies to become more competitive.Those who can remember the switch over from 240 old pence to 100 new pence will have bitter memories how we were tricked into a devaluation of a massive 140% overnight and the unscrupulous traders who went laughing all the way to their banks.Thank you.</p>
</div>
</div>
<p>Edit: last minute bonus petition:</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/DemocracyHants/">Restore Democracy to the local administration process by accepting that the majority Public vote in any public consultation must be the overriding factor above all decisions made by both elected and/or unelected public officials/civil servants, irrespective of the issues involved or the political persuation or personal opinions and ambitions of the aforesaid officials.  </a></div>
<div class="moron">by Chris Barker and Doreen Barker of none </div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Please note: This petition is about democracy in the UK and should not be viewed as a judgement on the rights or wrongs of a particular issue, such as flouridation of the public water supply. What is at stake here is the basic principal of democracy not only being done but being seen to be done. I urge members of the public from all parts of the UK to sign up to it.<br />
The background to this petition is:<br />
There has been more than one public &quot;consultation&quot; recently, where the clearly expressed views of the majority of respondants have been blatently ignored by the officials/public servants involved. The most recent case being a 72% majority who came out against having flouride added to their water supply in Southampton and the surrounding area, being overruled by 12 unelected members of the local health authority, in direct contradiction of the democratic process. This latest decision has resulted in the both the &quot;consultation&quot; process and the local health authority involved being brought in to severe disrepute and needs to be urgently addressed by the Prime Minister if the electorate are to have any faith in future consultations being genuine.</p>
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<p>So your plan, basically, is to ban public servants from running opinion polls. Because often the public will be wrong about something and if your idea is accepted then they&#8217;ll just stop asking your opinion so they won&#8217;t be bound by it.</p>
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		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brace yourselves. This is amazing: challenge the Department of Health’s figures on the public’s response to the smoking ban. They indicate the public’s compliance, not the reality of opinion. Their quoted 98% compliance does not correspond to the wide spread decimation of public houses. England is in danger of losing a vital corner stone of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brace yourselves. This is <em>amazing</em>:</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/SmokersChoice/">challenge the Department of Health’s figures on the public’s response to the smoking ban. They indicate the public’s compliance, not the reality of opinion. Their quoted 98% compliance does not correspond to the wide spread decimation of public houses. England is in danger of losing a vital corner stone of its social health based on misleading information.”.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by brian mawdsley (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The tradition of public houses in England dates back centuries. They  play a vital role in social cohesion and the relaxation and de-stressing of the majority of people. Health studies  show that a Type A personality, an inability to release stress, is a greater predictor of cancer than smoking. If the unintended consequence of the smoking ban is the loss of this vital safety valve the overall health of the nation may suffer.<br />
It is a simple matter of legislation to achieve the benefits of non smoking and the benefits of the public house by offering a choice, a basic human right, to be staffed and frequented by those who choose to be there.<br />
The Department of health’s figures on which the government supports its legislation are highly misleading. They focus on the benefits of compliance and disregard the psychological and social health benefits of the public house.</p>
<p>- 98% compliance only means we abide by the law.<br />
- 76% of people in support (and even 55% of<br />
smokers in support); This suggests 55% of smokers support the law while only 21% (76% – 55%) of non smokers do; a highly dubious finding.<br />
- 87 % of businesses said …. only means the public abide by the law.</p>
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<p>Oh, my God, you don&#8217;t understand <em>anything</em>. The attempt at mathematics is my favourite bit, but the criticism of the compliance statistic for not referring to support is a stroke of genius too. I feel like I have to invent about six new categories just for this one idiotic demand. Also, indulging your dangerous drug addiction in other people&#8217;s workplaces is not a &#8216;basic human right&#8217;, you utter dick.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Sport-for-All/">Sport-for-All.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Keith Smitham of Tax payer (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>In view of the government&#8217;s recent re  direction of tax payers money<br />
I would like part of my tax payers money to ensure that National team sport can be seen on terrestrial TV.<br />
British sport should be viewable to all in Britain. Our children deserve it.<br />
Viewing sport in this country should not be elitist</p>
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<p>Bonus points to Fake Keith Jones for combining the usually separate categories of I Want To Watch The Football For Free and Lord Knows I Ask Not For Myself. But mostly, shared for his delightful butchered phrasing &#8216;my tax payers money&#8217;. He has his own tax-payer.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/NoToTasers/">only allow extended use of Tasers by the police following the public being allowed to test them on the officer in question and the Home Secretary.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Alex Heylin of People&#8217;s rights for liberty and justice (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>We the undersigned demand the right to test each Taser on each individual police officer and the Home Secretary before each weapon is released to a FULLY TRAINED officer.  We further demand that all officers to whom these weapons are released are fully trained to handle these firearms in order to avoid the abuses we have already seen both in this country and others where they are used.  This is in order to reduce the demand for release of these weapons to under-trained and untrustworthy police officers by a Home Secretary who is never likely to be on the receiving end of one unlike perfectly law abiding members of the public who are constantly at threat from  under-trained, lazy, or generally uncaring and incompetent police officers.  This is not to defame all police officers, but power leads to abuse &#8211; it is a fact, and the public need protecting.</p>
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<p>That would be &#8216;no&#8217;.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/DBEBoycott/">Boycott the up-coming movie Dragonball Evolution.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Louis Ibell (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>this is going to be epic fail <img src='http://www.wetheundereducated.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> .</p>
<p>It must be stopped!</p>
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<p>Realistically, how likely was Brown to watch Dragonball Evolution anyway?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/hallelujahno1/">ban the broadcasting, sale and distribution of the X Factor winner&#8217;s version of &#8220;Hallelujah&#8221;.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Stephen Medley (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>This version of the song is a disgrace to the word &#8220;music&#8221;. The whole programme has proved itself to be a vehicle in the destruction of credible music. Music stores should be forced to replace the above named version with copies of more credible versions, to include, but not limited to those by Leonard Cohen, Jeff Buckley and John Cale.</p>
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<p>This would go right against the separation of morons and state.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Free-Celtic/">Break the Union.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Conor Cheyne (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>We are, the celtic people, are tired of living under the Tyranny of the Queen and her goverment, we want to be free like we once were. We Want a Free Scotland, a Free Wales and a United Ireland, and wont stop until we have it!</p>
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<p>Then don&#8217;t ask like a git. Have you seen the queen? She&#8217;d be a rubbish tyrant. Can&#8217;t even control her own family.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Christmas-ban/">Move Christmas to once every leap year.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Matthew crook (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Due to the spirit of christmas vanashing we might as well make a token gesture every leap year. With a ban on decorations any where before the 14th December , especially in retail. We can then return to once a year when the season of good will and not commerce is recognized . Let&#8217;s kick the mighty £ out of Christmas.</p>
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<p>Anyone?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/End-the-Game/">Announce to Britain the Game is up.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Marcus James Moody (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>It has come to our attention that the cessation of &#8220;the Game&#8221; shall only come into effect once the prime minister announces this on national television&#8230; As foretold by the prophecy handed down to us throughout the ages by the nameless ones.<br />
Until then the disruption and frustration of near certain loss shall continue.</p>
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<p>Not enough xkcd here.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Advertise-Health/">Remove the promotion of disease from cigarette packets.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by J Kinsley (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Sceintific discoveries are now uncovering a link between psyche and disease. As this link becomes more apparent the government policy of using cigarette packets to advertise and promote disease will be recognised as misguided.</p>
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<p>You&#8217;d have to be pretty determined to nocebo your way into dying of cancer.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/CONcharge/">call for the resignation of the leaders / councillors supporting the yes campaign for Manchester&#8217;s congestion charge.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Mark Andrews (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Clearly, with a vote so resoundingly against Manchester&#8217;s proposed congestion charge, those who supported the yes campaign and the millions of pounds of wasted public money on the referendum should be held accountable. They are evidently so out of touch with the people they purportedly represent to deserve being removed from office.</p>
</div>
</div>
<p>I live in Manchester and the last people I want running the place are the cretins who make up the general population.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/boxing-day/">Stop All Retailers opening on boxing day.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by james (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>this petition is to try and stop retailers opening on boxing day</p>
</div>
</div>
<p>Because..?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/PensionerJustice/">Exercise Justice for Marginalised Pensioners.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by James Green</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to do everything in his power to exercise justice for responsible pensioners who verifiably paid their statutory dues during the working life through income tax, national insurance contributions, SERPS or private pension, but who are currently denied access to council tax relief, rent allowance and cold weather payments.</p>
<p>This petition recognises that the government exercises a threshold for access to social security benefits but urges the Prime Minister to review the existing ceiling in respect of responsible pensioners in the light of the spiralling cost of living and the hardship it is inflicting on these marginalised senior citizens who, having made voluntary provision for retirement, are now increasingly obliged to resort to using meagre savings to meet their statutory obligations.</p>
<p>This petition further urges the Prime Minister to consider exempting marginalised pensioners in their seventies, eighties and beyond from paying council tax.</p>
</div>
</div>
<p>Fair enough, probably, but I&#8217;m posting your petition because you&#8217;ve defined &#8216;justice&#8217; to mean &#8216;what I want just now&#8217;. I have a category for that and I&#8217;m determined to use it because it&#8217;s a Peep Show quote. If you want something, ask for that. Don&#8217;t just generally demand &#8216;justice&#8217; and expect everyone to know what you&#8217;re talking about.</p>
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		<title>Statistics! (Not just made up numbers! Oh, no!)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 18:20:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are exactly 100 petitions in the feed since the last update, so let&#8217;s pretend they&#8217;re representative and call them &#8216;percent&#8217;. First of all, 17% were rejected, including this one, which claims not to be a joke: make bendy buses make accordian noises as they go round corners. by Douglas Stokes of frag.co.uk (rejected) We [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are exactly 100 petitions in the feed since the last update, so let&#8217;s pretend they&#8217;re representative and call them &#8216;percent&#8217;. First of all, 17% were rejected, including this one, which claims not to be a joke:</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/busaccordian/">make bendy buses make accordian noises as they go round corners.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Douglas Stokes of frag.co.uk (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>We seriously believe that the public&#8217;s perception of bendy buses could be changed to a more positive one if the buses were to make accordian noises as they cornered. They would make cities a more cheerful place to live and work and attract tourists in their thousands.</p>
<p>This is not a humourous petition, we seriously think the government should consider this ideal policy during these bleak and depressing times to increase happiness and tourism.</p>
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<p>Yeah, that&#8217;ll help.</p>
<p>1% of all petitions are presumably submitted by people who are tired of seeing dismembered corpses while masturbating:</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/CrimeAndModels/">Bann the advertisement of glamour models or pictures of models designed to sexually entice next to or opposite reports and pictures of victims of crime.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Elizabeth (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>In the wake of a high profile murder trial and the admission of a murderer to a murder in England. Certain newspapers have choosen to report and display pictures of the victims next to or opposite photographs of models designed to be sexually provocative. </p>
<p>One tabloid newspaper even advertised on the same page as the model that the murderer had committed 106 sex crimes.</p>
<p>This could be seen as degrading to victims of crime. Whilst encouraging the report of the crime to be looked on in a sexually explicit way.</p>
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<p>1% of all petitions are just attempts to have the government do market research:</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/IndoorBiking/">Craig Dias.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Craig (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I am on a mission to build an indoor bike park like rays indoor bike park. but in england!<br />
it will be built in watford/croxley</p>
<p>i need your petitions so that it shows that the site will not be a awaste of time and people will enjoy it.</p>
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<p>1% of all petitions want to have their cake and eat it:</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/mantransport/">Make transport improvment money avaliable to manchester regardless of whether a congestion charge is introduced.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Francis phillips (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>This money is urgently needed &#8211; Manchester&#8217;s transport is very poor, and saying you will only provide funding to improve the situation if a congestion charge is introduced amounts to blackmail. The best way to reduce congestion would be to improve public transport, and make it a viable alternative to the car, NOT a congestion charge!</p>
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<p>1% of all petitions are threats which make no sense:</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/FEDUPRU/">GIVE US BACK.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by DUDE of roots (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>give back to the people a labour party that belongs to the people that made it   labour means just that a party that looks after the working class not a second class tory middle blue collar vote salary orientated extortionists.who made you? not the pretenters but the workers who built this party by giving there lives go back to the roots,or you will loose</p>
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<p>1% of all petitioners <a href="http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/01/05/guaranteed-to-blow-your-mind/">just love to be taxed</a>. (An internet page, you say? Check and surely mate.)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/01/06/i-love-lamp/">1% of all petitioners believe that something being British is better than something being good, 1% of all petitioners Want To Watch The Football For Free</a>, 1% of all petitions are unclear on what they want, and a further 1% hates them for their choice of terminology:</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/BritainAlways/">Protect Britain from extremism.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Daniel Robbins </div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I say we should protect the British people from muslim extremism, we have a right to choose which faith we belong to, we need protection from certain individuals who wish to step over our rights, protect British heritage, protect our people and protect our freedoms.</p>
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<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/callterrorterror/">stop being PC and call terrorists &#8216;terrorists&#8217;.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Michelle Moshelian (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>How can the government expect to defeat terrorism when it is too scared to call terrorists &#8216;terrorists&#8217; and instead favours terms such as &#8216;militants&#8217;, &#8216;extremists&#8217;, &#8216;insurgents&#8217; or &#8216;radicals&#8217;?</p>
<p>The time has come to stop being afraid of offending certain people by using the term &#8216;terrorists&#8217; when it is appropriate and instead show a strong firm stance to address the problem.</p>
<p>The need to be consistent is particularly important &#8211; stop being afraid to label Palestinian terrorists as such. </p>
<p>The war on terror is a noble cause. Please dont denigrate it by being politically correct &#8211; such a concession to terrorism does not help the fight.</p>
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<p>And lastly, 3% of the petitions are asking for the same thing:</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/RoyalMail10/">Save Royal Mail.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Stewart henderson (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Royal Mail is a great British institution, and should be kept totally within the public service</p>
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<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/KEEP-ROYAL-MAIL/">NO TO PRIVATIESATION OF  ROYAL MAIL.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by colin (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Royal mail is now making money, so dont sell it off to private for profit while losing 50,000 jobs in the process, keep royal mail ,keep the profits and keep the jobs, it just makes sense</p>
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</div>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/British-Post/">Stop the Royal Mail being sold to a Foreign entity.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Fred Crook (rejected)</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The Royal Mail is a uniquely British Institution, of which, we the citizens of the United Kingdom are proud. Neither all or part should be sold off to a Postal Organisation or Business in Europe or any other part of the World.</p>
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<p>That makes 13% of all petitions that need mocking (unless I&#8217;ve missed some, which seems inevitable), plus 1% of petitions which are ironic because of the author&#8217;s name:</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Apartheid/">Recall the Ambassador from Israel.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by s hussain </div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Since 2000 Israel has killed and wounded over 100,000 people and displaced many thousands by direct eviction (creating the Israeli Wall) or indirectly by sanctioning other Jewish elements (settlers) to take land forcefully.  We are asking the British Government to live up to it&#8217;s promises on Human rights and stop the Israeli government by all it&#8217;s means (which so far have gone on deaf Ears) so Boycott is the only option left.  Please all those with a moral conscience to protect human life sign this partition so that our government will do something.</p>
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<p>You&#8217;re hardly one to talk.</p>
<p>Actually, that is pretty representative.</p>
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		<title>I Love Lamp</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2009/01/06/i-love-lamp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:58:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hide the alcohol in supermarkets from sight. by Trina Tanner I feel that the alcohol aisles in supermarkets should be hidden away. Non-drinkers and recovering alcoholics find these ailses are a real problem when we go shopping, in my local store there are 4 of them and in the summer the seasonal aisle also becomes [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/hidethealcohol/">Hide the alcohol in supermarkets from sight.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Trina Tanner</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I feel that the alcohol aisles in supermarkets should be hidden away. Non-drinkers and recovering alcoholics find these ailses are a real problem when we go shopping, in my local store there are 4 of them and in the summer the seasonal aisle also becomes full of it also. Alcohol is a awful drug and causes to many problems in our communities, costs the nhs a lot of money and ruins lives. Also if the goverment can force or pass a ruling to hide cigarrettes under the counter in shops and supermarkets why not alcohol.</p></div>
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<p>We&#8217;ll just throw a blanket over the booze aisles. No one will find them then.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/HousePets/">Treat outdoor pets as livestock.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Joanna Strickson</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>We ask the prime minister to change the way the law is written for household pets. Outdoor pets that are attacked by dogs do not have the same rights as livestock. Dog Owners can get away with having dangerous dogs attacking pets in people&#8217;s own back gardens because these animals under the current law means nothing. The Dog Owner would only face charges if the dog attacked a person. This is unfair and the dogs that attack these helpless creatures in their cages or in their runs get returned to their owners for their owners to allow them back out coursing devestation once again. These dogs should be destroyed once they have tasted blood then they are killers.</p></div>
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<p>A rather neat idea until you remember that certain residential zones don&#8217;t allow you to keep livestock.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/livefootballontv/">make premier league matches to be shown on bbc1/2, itv1 ch4 or five.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Vaughn Burns</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>premier league matches should be shown live on BBC1, BBC2, ITV1, CH4 or Five so that less unfortunate football fans who cannot afford the disgusting prices to attend matches or pay to watch it on sky sports/setanta sports can watch it</p></div>
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<p>Bugger off.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/britishlightbulb/">keep the conventional 100-watt british lightbulb.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by F.E.Sharpe of Individual</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Please vote to keep the conventional british 100-watt light bulb</p></div>
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<p>Oh, come <em>on</em>. If you&#8217;re going to write an utterly stupid petition, at least have the decency to back up your ridiculous request with some kind of reasoning.</p>
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		<title>Won&#8217;t Someone Please Think Of The Children?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:07:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To create one govening body for football in England. by Greg Dawe It is ridiculous that there are three different bodies controlling aspects of football in England. The FA, the Premier League and the Football League should merge so that football in this country can move forward. Currently we have created a haven for failed [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/FootballAdmin/">To create one govening body for football in England.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Greg Dawe </div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>It is ridiculous that there are three different bodies controlling aspects of football in England. The FA, the Premier League and the Football League should merge so that football in this country can move forward. Currently we have created a haven for failed politicians and businessmen whilst football people like SIR Trevor Brooking get sidelined.</p>
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<p>Okay, seriously. You have to learn to distinguish England the state from England the football team. I don&#8217;t remember seeing a glut of &#8216;Prevent Iceland From Raising The Price Of Frozen Peas&#8217; when Iceland <em>the country</em> went bankrupt, but I&#8217;ll admit that may be because I wasn&#8217;t subscribed to the Rejected Petition feed then.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/KidsNeedUs/">change child protection laws so that the children of our country are protected FULLY.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Stephanie Jane Scott </div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>More funds should be pushed towards child protection in the United Kingdom. Specifically, we feel there should be measures such as:</p>
<p>•Regular FULL health check-ups on children up until an agreed age.</p>
<p>•If there&#8217;s any speculation of child abuse (an incident which seems not an accident) then the child should be put into temporary foster until there&#8217;s evidence for the future decision of the child&#8217;s welfare.</p>
<p>•More money should be invested into benefits for those willing to adopt/foster in order to encourage those who are unsure about the costs of adopting a family of siblings, single child or one with disabilities. </p>
<p>•Better communication between agencies. Social services, the council, the police etc&#8230; should have STRONG communication in every case.</p>
<p>•More training of social workers- they should be there for the CHILDREN over the parents so they should be more ruthless towards any suspect injuries or short-comings of the mother/father. They should get more on-site training before becoming a social worker.</p>
<p>•A new system to take place of the &quot;At Risk&quot; register- obviously there are some serious flaws in it and it needs to be more fit for purpose</p>
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<p>Hello, is that the Government? Yes, good, hi. So, I heard this crazy rumour that Stephanie Jane Scott might have been abusing her kids. I mean it&#8217;s just a rumour, but&#8230; oh, really? What, just because I heard a rumour? Isn&#8217;t that a bit over the top? &#8230; Oh, well fair enough, I suppose. I mean, even if she hasn&#8217;t touched them, it&#8217;s probably in their best interests. See you later.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Maintenance08/">Stop reducing Income Support payments by the amount the NRP is paying the CSA.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Bill Collins </div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>When the Parent With Care (PWC)is in receipt of Income Support, the amount they receive is reduced by the amount paid by the Non-Resident Parent (NRP) to the CSA. In effect it is considered to be income for the PWC rather than child maintenance. So the children never see it and the PWC, NRP and their children live in perpetual poverty. The child maintenance should be spent on the kids and not treated as income.</p>
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<p>So you&#8217;re saying that you should get more free money because your wife left you than you would if she&#8217;d died or something? How is that fair?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/childpride/">add a community day to the national curriculum for all schools.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by marie cresswell </div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>all students from all schools go into there community once a week with teachers and police representatives to clean off graffitti pick up litter, paint, mend fences e.t.c this will encourage them to take a pride in and look after their own enviroment.</p>
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<p>You want to reduce the amount of lessons in our already slightly-shit schools by 20% (even though your punctuation appears to be happening at random) and replace it with what is effectively the use of child labour to clean up city centres, and you think that will have some effect other than making children very, very angry and hate you? How will that work, exactly?</p>
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		<title>Two Morons For The Price Of One</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2008/11/26/two-morons-for-the-price-of-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:58:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Don't Worry About What THEY Want]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Duplicate Petitions]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stop Gay Marriages in the Church. by Teresa Wright of Independent Stop Gay marriages in the church!!!! God created a man and a woman. That is the end of the matter. Don&#8217;t bring same sex marriages in the church. It is not natural or normal. I am a christian and deeply offended by this sick [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Signit/">Stop Gay Marriages in the Church.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Teresa Wright of Independent</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Stop Gay marriages in the church!!!!</p>
<p>God created a man and a woman. That is the end of the matter. Don&#8217;t bring same sex marriages in the church. It is not natural or normal. I am a christian and deeply offended by this sick act. That Will lead to the day of Judgement.</p></div>
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<p>Presumably you also believe that God created a bunch of plants and animals too, so using your own logic it should be okay to marry them. You&#8217;d better go marry an otter then, before God gets all vengeful or something.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/FootballForAll/">Make all England Football matches Free on Terrestrial Television.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Georgina Cadogan</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>As football is our national sport; and plays a significant role in English culture. I believe that it should be our right to watch our national games free of charge on Terrestrial Television. I think that it is ridiculous that some families are unable to watch our football idols of England play the famous sport just because it is not on Terrestrial Television. Doing this would benefit our whole nation by bringing it together through our heroes who are from all over England.</p></div>
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<p>I hate these petitions. There&#8217;s a ton of them and they are all started and signed by people who feel that they are somehow entitled to watch people kick a ball around a field just because they happen to be on our side. It&#8217;s <em>football</em>, for Glod&#8217;s sake. At what point does it become vital that everyone get to watch it for free?</p>
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		<title>The Idiot&#8217;s Dozen</title>
		<link>http://www.wetheundereducated.com/2008/11/19/the-idiots-dozen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:29:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because there were so many today, here are a load more, most of which went up while Ben was busy mocking the last lot. It&#8217;s scary; I can only assume that the idiots have got wise to this blog and are trying to overload the server. persuade the FA to hold an England charity football [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Because there were so many today, here are a load more, most of which went up while Ben was busy mocking the last lot. It&#8217;s scary; I can only assume that the idiots have got wise to this blog and are trying to overload the server.</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/stgeorgefootball/">persuade the FA to hold an England charity football match on St. George&#8217;s Day.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Graham Smith of www.stgeorgesholiday.com</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The passion of England football fans is world famous. They sing their country&#8217;s National Anthem like no other fans. They devote huge amounts of effort and money to follow the England team around the world.</p>
<p>We urge the Prime Minister to persuade the FA to hold an England charity football match on St. George&#8217;s Day &#8211; England&#8217;s National Day.</p>
<p>We don&#8217;t expect the first team squad, the under-21s or similar will do fine. We just want to see if the FA are as passionate about England as the fans.</p></div>
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<p>You mean, because the PM has such a hold over the FA? This is only here because you couldn&#8217;t find an email address for the FA, isn&#8217;t it? Also I think &#8220;passion&#8221; is perhaps putting it more politely than most of the world would.</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/childcrimes/">Enforce life sentences and chemical castration as punishment for any person directly involved or who assists in the murder, torture or molestation of children or vunerable members of society.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Lee Sheridan</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I have recently been disgusted with the number of crimes against children and our vulnerable members of society, which are hitting our headlines at the moment, and the seemingly soft sentences dished out to the sadists and peadophiles who commit these crimes. I would like as much support as possible to this petition for tougher punishment, to STOP NOW this cruelty and aggression towards children and persons who are unable to defend themselves.  Being a father myself, I am unable to comprehend how any human being can cause harm, pain, suffering, neglect and even death to any human being, let alone the defenceless.  Please please please, lets unite against these monsters and eradicate them from our society forever, if we can save even 1 life then this petition will have been worth it.  Harsher sentences would surely deter the evil beings from committing these crimes.</p></div>
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<p>See, <a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/childprotecter/">chemical castration or similar of paedophiles</a> is perhaps not a bad idea. If you have an urge to do awful things and there&#8217;s medicine to make it go away that seems fairly sensible. I imagine there are paedophiles who would volunteer for that. But this is chemical castration as <em>punishment </em>for <em>murder</em>. That&#8217;s just barbaric.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/FREEChildren/">Not allow turkey into the EU.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Louise Burke</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Following distrubing footage on tonight. How the Turkish Goverment( and they are the ones to be held responsible)abuse special needs children. They should not at present be allowed to become members of the EU.</p></div>
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<p>What you&#8217;ve done there, see, is failed to capitalise &#8216;Turkey&#8217;, so actually you&#8217;re asking for an import ban on turkey meat.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/TvSmoking/">Ban smoking on television programmes.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Paula Nielsen</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>I had a serious cancerous condition on my vocal chords caused by smoking, I had to stop smoking but I didn&#8217;t want to as I enjoyed it. My doctor warned me that if i continued smoking I would have ended up having my vocal chords removed, most likely within a year. I stoped smoking succesfully but every time I see someone smoking on the television, it makes me want to smoke again. I am scared that I will loose my will power and eventually give in to this. For the health of myself and other people could you please try to put an end to showing smoking on the television.</p></div>
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<p>Stop watching TV, then. Listen to the radio &#8212; never see anyone smoking on that. You selfish bastard.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/BBCDVDs/">Make BBC release cost price DVD&#8217;s for licence fee payers to kick start the economy.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by R Birks</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The TV licence players deserve more, ALL BBC dvd&#8217;s should be available for £1.99 or max £2.99 to licence fee payers. Start this before Christmas and it could kick start the economy with DVD sales and make a happy Christmas for all. Mr Brown, I and the other petitioners ask of you to add and make this in law and make the BBC give us something back for our money.</p></div>
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<p>Is this to kick-start the DVDs-on-eBay industry?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/StatHoliday/">Give a full days holiday to anyone who gives blood.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Ryan Bassett of None</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Anyone who gives blood should be entitled to 1 days holiday the day after the session.</p></div>
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<p>Surely that&#8217;s the employer&#8217;s call? Anyway, this will just stop employers cooperating with the blood drive.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/BBCLicenceFees/">Review BBC Spending Policies &amp;amp;.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Arthur Wright of None</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Prevent the BBC being Generous with other peoples money by SPENDING Licence Fees on &#8216;Sponsorship&#8217; of Art such as the £30,000 recently spent on a small metal bird by Tracey Ermen.<br />
Licence Fees are ONLY to be spent on providing programmes &amp; Improving Services. Fees paid to Artistes such as Jonathon Ross to relate to OTHER public Sector salaries.</p></div>
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<p>This is flirting with Sensible in places. Unfortunately her friend Coherent is standing all alone at the other end of the bar nursing a pint of Staropramen. Who the hell is Tracey Ermen?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/tax-holiday/">give the nation a three month income tax holiday in order to boost the ecomony during the christmas period.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Paul Butchart</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Due to the current ecomonic down turn does the prime minister not think it would make sense to give the hard working people of this country an income tax holiday. This would be an easy way to prevent Christmas from being a disaster for the high street.</p></div>
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<p>But&#8230; income tax is calculated annually. This isn&#8217;t even possible. Besides, the government will still need the same amount of money to run the country with.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/English-grammar/">improve the level of English grammar in our schools.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Ian Howard</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>As a pupil, I am simply appalled that instead of actually learning English grammar at GCSE level (with Edexcel at least) we are only required to analyse stories and poetry; write to describe, review and argue; and write about non-fiction texts.<br />
I do not disagree with these current aspects of the syllabus, but I ask that the examination syllabi be more thorough in their examining.<br />
A separate section which tests basic understanding of correct grammar and spelling would be a fantastic way to help stimulate our amazing language. I cannot see how some persons manage to cope with the detailed essay writing required without having a section on grammar.<br />
I know it may seen very pedantic, but it simply infuriates me when people do not use the subjunctive mood correctly, or punctuate in the wrong places.<br />
It is all right when people do these things accidentally, but I know for a fact that young persons nowadays are simply ignorant of correct grammar because it is simply not taught fully.<br />
I hereby suggest that the Government ask the examination boards to make sure that they include a comprehensive grammar section which includes all the nuances of our mother tongue.</p></div>
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<p><em>Then leave those poor semicolons alone</em>. What did they ever do to you? People who abuse semicolons should be chemically castrated. It&#8217;s the only language they understand.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/bossrewards/">make illegal the rewarding of bonuses to bosses who make cut backs at employees expense to earn teir bonuses.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by john price</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The more money bosses can save by scrapping overtime, xmas bonuses and other rewards to staff are then given to these bosses at the companies and employees expense. Bosses should not be allowed to gain personally by taking away from his or hers employees. Also to stop companies being allowed to change an employees contract by just giving the appropriate notice.</p></div>
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<p>This was nearly making sense until the last sentence. What <em>on Earth</em> does Price think he&#8217;s asking for there?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/999M92/">consider Taxing People When They Refuse To Identify Their Childrens Parentage.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Joseph James</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Many families are made up with children, each with a different father. Fathers of those children must be identified because unless identified their child&#8217;s support is covered by our social system and the fathers are free to father other children causing further cost to the tax payer in general.</p></div>
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<p>I can think of a potential difficulty in identifying these people.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/preserve/">withdraw all sex education from schools and trust parents to introduce all intimate &#8216;adult life&#8217; matters to their children when they feel it is appropriate.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Barbara Bain of Society For The Protection Of Innocence</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Our aim is to preserve the innocence of children.<br />
This means that all sex and intimate relationship education is the responsibility of parents and not schools. Sex education stimulates curiosity and destroys innocence, and can lead to experimentations. It is not a satisfactory option to allow individual children to be withdrawn from the lessons because these topics become a seemingly acceptable conversation for the playground to which all children are exposed.</p></div>
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<p>Heaven forbid we teach children important things. Is this like how &#8216;fresh&#8217; means &#8216;cold and minty&#8217; if you&#8217;re a toothpaste company &#8212; now &#8216;innocence&#8217; means &#8216;ignorance&#8217; if you have children? This is one of those cases like homeschooling where the people who want it are exactly the same group as those that mustn&#8217;t be allowed it.</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/DebtAmnesty/">hold a debt amnesty to save the country from an economical crisis of personal finances.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Kirsty Tothill</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Too many people are in debt at the moment, and with the ever increasing cost of living, personal debts are spiralling out of control.</p>
<p>I am calling for an amnesty on debt, whereby 50% of all personal debt is written off for people willing to make regular and timely payments on the remainder of the total balance.</p></div>
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<p>And where does this money come from? Oh, right. From <em>me</em>. I&#8217;m going to say &#8216;no&#8217; to your Robin Hood Tax.</p>
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		<title>Look At The Other Countries!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cut the BBC licence fee, because they must be getting too much money from viewers if they can afford to waste it by over paying presenters. by Allan Weaver The so called BBC scandal regarding Jonathan Ross pointed out the fact he is paid £18,000,000 a year by the BBC. I have never seen anyone [...]]]></description>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Cut-BBC-licence/">Cut the BBC licence fee, because they must be getting too much money from viewers if they can afford to waste it by over paying presenters.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Allan Weaver</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The so called BBC scandal regarding Jonathan Ross pointed out the fact he is paid £18,000,000 a year by the BBC. I have never seen anyone on TV worth anything like that sort of money. The fact that the BBC would throw away that sort of money on one person disgusts me. If the BBC are willing to waste licence payers money like that then it is definitely time the licence was reduced year on year leaving the BBC to earn it&#8217;s living the way all other broadcaster do.</p></div>
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<p>Oh, of <em>course</em>.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/cutvat/">Cut VAT to 12% to help shoppers and retailers.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Sarah Sumner</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Need I say more, it&#8217;s obvious that if VAT is cut this will affect everybody, cutting the interest rate only affects people with a mortgage. For everyday people trying to afford groceries etc, this is a must. Money needs to be saved for everyone 17.5% is a joke!! Look at the other countries!!!</p></div>
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<p>I was with you up until you started using an excessive number of exclamation marks. Actually that&#8217;s not true &#8211; I was never with you at all. I just didn&#8217;t want to bruise your ego.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/supportgroups/">Recognise the support groups formed on social networking sites.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Debbie Porter</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>In recent weeks it has emerged that media coverage of a story resulted in many people making complaints about a radio show that the vast majority hadn&#8217;t even tuned in to. As a result the programme in question was axed. As the story unfolded it would seem that with the media manipulation it was taken out of all perspective. Now, those listeners who tuned in every week were denied their choice of how TV licence money was spent. A support group was set up on a social networking site to match the number of complaints, which it did and more. But,the authorities have chosen not to recognise this public opinion and have dismissed the group as misguided youths. I would like to see more respect for the online community and the numbers of people who set up support groups, these numbers should be taken into consideration for reporting procedures.</p></div>
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<p>I&#8217;m trying to work out whether there is a serious issue to be faced here, or if you just want Gordon Brown to accept your Friend Request.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Retrieve/">Refund are taxes from the banks or give the people the interest on amounts loaned.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Tim Ellis</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The people are fed up with the attitude of the banks, we have helped them through a tough time and have had NO! reward in return, on our loans or mortgages. We want the desission reversed give us our money back or give the people the interest the banks are earning on what they have been given from us.</p></div>
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<p>Tim Ellis is clearly disappointed that throwing money at the Economic Crisis didn&#8217;t fix it overnight.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/BOMBERCOMMANDWW2/">Give recognition to all who srved in BOMBER COMMAND in WW11.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by BARBARA SHOTLIFF</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>Many of these brave young men gave their lives during WW11 and deserve to be honoured for it.</p></div>
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<p>Truly, the Eleventh World War was the toughest of all wars.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/inetnationals/">make sure all home nation international level sport is made free to all people.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Shaun Coleman</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>that all sporting events, football, rugby, cricket etc held at international level is made free to all.That means forcing Sky or Setanta to use an unscrambled signal on a channel everyone can have free access to.</p></div>
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<p>I still don&#8217;t get why people think that they should be entitled to free sporting events just because the a British team is playing.</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/IndecencyInMedia/">Force OFCOM in particular, along with the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA), to Enforce Stricter Standards Preventing Indecent, Violent and Offensive Material from being broadcast on ANY Terrestrial or Digital Channels.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by H.Golding</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>With declining standards in TV/radio, channels are now airing explicitly sexual shows of a pornographic nature. Virgin 1’s ‘Sexcetera’/ Channel 4’s ‘Sex Education Show’ are examples, whilst so-called comedy like ‘Little Britain’ &#038; similar are filled with crude, smutty innuendo. Media glorifies violence/immorality as ‘cool’ &#038; to be aspired to, influencing young minds &#038; doing nothing to discourage today’s gang culture. We don’t want these shows even AFTER the watershed. We’re told if we don’t like it, then switch off! This allows standards to further degrade. We demand a return to decency/morality by broadcasters. The supposed defence that censorship is ALWAYS wrong, doesn’t stand up to scrutiny. Society censors behaviour all the time. If not, why have laws, as all behaviour, even murder, would be OK! The constant drip of immoral/indecent viewing/listening material, can &#038; does lower society’s standards too. This is not a simplistic conclusion. It’s common sense!</p></div>
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<p>I&#8217;m half-tempted to sign this petition, if only to get Little Britain off of the telly. In the end though, it&#8217;s about Censorship. And also being stupid.</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/Sky-rip-off/">Prevent BskyB from showing adverts on subscription channels.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Scott Lawson</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The BBC dont show averts due to us paying a licence fee. ITV show adverts to create revenew. ITV dont get any licence Fee money. BskyB however make you subscribe for channels then hound you with commercials making millions both way its unfair and unjust. BskyB should do one or the other not both.</p></div>
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<p>&#8220;Unjust&#8221;? Really?</p>
<div class="petition">
<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/999M93/">Consider Child Abuse In The Home.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by Mr J R N James &#038; Mrs M James</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The only way we can protect our children from abuse and incense, is to for social service to monitor every child from birth until the age of sixteen. The social worker could be responsible for a maximum of six children and provide detailed reports on each child. In the long term this would save social services and the tax payer time and money.</p></div>
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<p>Monitor <em>every child</em> in the country? <em>From birth?</em> Wouldn&#8217;t this turn England in a sort-of&#8230; Nanny State?</p>
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<div class="petition-title"><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/MoveXmas/">Move Christmas to the 29th of February.</a></div>
<div class="moron">by A McLellan</div>
<div class="petition-body">
<p>The campaign to move Christmas, is our way of beating the so called Credit Crunch. Moving Christmas to the 29th February should give people longer to recover from the massive financial burden inflicted on them by this annual event.</p></div>
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<p>I&#8217;ll let you write your own commentary, folks.</p>
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		<title>And So It Resumes&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 18:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;introduce legislation to change the law so that local government authorities who are responsible for the disbursement of council tax, are legally obliged to appoint, at random, from the list of council tax payers in their geographical area of responsibility, a panel of 6 independent overseers, with full executive authority, to oversee ALL expenditure. Half [...]]]></description>
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<h2><a style="text-decoration: none;" href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/LetPayersOversee/"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">&#8230;introduce legislation to change the law so that local government authorities who are responsible for the disbursement of council tax, are legally obliged to appoint, at random, from the list of council tax payers in their geographical area of responsibility, a panel of 6 independent overseers, with full executive authority, to oversee ALL expenditure. Half of the panel (3 members) to be changed after one year and each year thereafter so that no panel member can serve more than two years; no panel member can ever be allowed to serve more than once; any panel member who ceases to be a council taxpayer must immediately be replaced.</span></a></h2>
<p><a style="text-decoration: none;" href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/LetPayersOversee/"></a><span style="font-weight: normal;">By</span> <span style="font-weight: normal;">Keith Jones of Taxpaying Pensioner without political affiliation</span></p>
<p><em>This petition was prompted by reports that a council was paying over GBP1 million to rent a house for an immigrant family in London who were living off taxpayer funded social security benefits at the same time. It is a fact that the many hundreds of thousands of people who pay into the council tax fund of their individual areas have absolutely no control nor oversight of what happens to the money. It is merely doled out by council officers who are exempted from any accountability and responsibility for the success or failure of their activities. It is time that use of this money was monitored and oversighted by the people who pay it.</em></p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ben:</strong> As Andrew has pointed out, giving Power of Veto to people who potentially have no understanding of the decision-making process is probably not the wisest decision. I mean, that&#8217;s what America has done for the past eight years, and look at what&#8217;s going on there.</p>
<p> </p>
<blockquote>
<h2><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/discount-sneeds/">&#8230;to setup discount/concession cards for adults with learning difficulties, autism &amp; similar needs?.</a></h2>
<p>By Edward Manning</p>
<p><em>Who thinks this would make yours and your son’s/daughter&#8217;s like easier if they were to have cards to give them offers and lower prices to getting in places?</em></p>
<p><em>Who thinks this would help save money and help the adults who suffer with difficulties help with their money and help them go out more?</em></p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ben: </strong>Who thinks Edward likes phrasing his petitions in the form of a question? Who thinks he&#8217;s just after a Blue Peter badge for his special needs child?</p>
<p> </p>
<blockquote>
<h2><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/thirdage/">&#8230;establish the post of older peoples commissioner for england</a></h2>
<p>By ian brocklebank</p>
<p><em>the welsh assembly has recognised the rapidly changing demographic of it&#8217;s population with the creation of an older peoples commissioner. the role exists to promote and support the needs,concerns and interests of older people. please consider the establishment of a similar role in england which could serve to comprehensivly work across other government departments to address issues and ensure that there is a champion for the fastest growing demographic group in the country</em></p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ben: </strong>I cannot for the life of me work out exactly what it is Ian actually wants. This is an almost impenetrable fog of poor grammar and spelling.</p>
<p> </p>
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<h2><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/troopsxmas/">&#8230;allow un-named troops to receive Christmas welfare parcels from the general public and have them delivered on time !.</a></h2>
<p>By David Partridge</p>
<p><em>Sign this petition if you wish to send our armed forces a Christmas welfare parcel and have it delivered on time !</em></p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ben:</strong> But how will the Mailman know who to send the parcel to&#8230;?</p>
<p> </p>
<blockquote>
<h2><a href="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/2ndoct/">&#8230;offer the Great British public a national holiday on the 2nd day of October.</a></h2>
<p>By Simon</p>
<p><em>As Mahatma Gandhi&#8217;s Birthday, the 2nd day of October is commemorated in India with a national holiday and worldwide as the International Day Of Non-Violence. As a tribute to his ideology, we too should show support for the growing concern by marking this occasion with a national holiday.</em></p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Ben:</strong> &#8221;I also demand national holidays for the birthdays of Einstein, Alexander the Great, and Bono.&#8221;</p>
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