issue instructions to the No 10 Petitions Office immediately to stop using the excuse "Not in the Prime Minister’s nor Government remit".by keith jones of one who simply does not believe the excuses given for NOT putting up these petitions (rejected)
Everybody on the planet knows that this is a blatant lie because if Gordon shouts ‘Shit’, everybody in number 10 asks "which toilet would you like me to use?" The Prime Minister is currently all powerful because we have allowed him (to our abysmal shame) to become so. Why do you, therefore, need to lie to we aspiring petitioners? why do you not simply reject our petitions with the truth ‘The result of this petition would embarrass Gordon Brown AND Nu-Labour and that, under no circumstances that we know of, can be allowed!
Yeah! You know we’ll do whatever you say. Just command it.
Go on, Gordon, tell us what to do. Tell us where to shit, Gordon. We’re your dirty little bitches, aren’t we? That’s right. Come on.
Yes, yes, YES, Prime Minister!