Posted by Andrew @ March 10th, 2010 10:01 pm. Filed under: Anything that passes the spellchecker must be what I meant,Gibberish,Oh Yeah? Let's See You Write A Better Petition!,Really Epic Duplicate Petitions,Rejected Petitions,spelin an grammer — Tags: Johanna Yohara Robby —
by Johanna Yohara Robby of Piano World (rejected)In Southwark and Lambeth constituecies we are questioning the rules and ownership of Grand / Upright Pianos in public spaces as churches, pubs schools and halls in Southwark and Lambeth that are not beign used at all in any activity specialy concerts, recitals, marathons, lessons, choir -song accompaiment.
Owners of public spaces with an Upright or Grand Piano will consequently find performers willing to perform and able to accept commissions and so they will be compelled to feature a proportion of standard repertoire.
The Owners may be inviting the audience to engage with Piano activities. Promoters / Publishers must be taken in association with the Piano owners and the Piano performers. We have established that the direct costs to a performer of preparing a new repertory is very considerable, in some cases astronomical, while performances of serious contemporary works are few in comparison to performances overall. Generally Piano Concert will have four categories of performances. Ones in whom they believe in absolutely for the quality of their work, even knowing that they will become commercially or contemplative
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Dear Government next time can you please be more specific? how best you would describe the piece of land where I live?
Then now that the government Consumer Direct department mentioned ‘In the UK and Wales’ could it be possible to create sport teams with these names?
UK and England
UK and Wales
UK and Scotland
UK and Ireland
UK and Northern Ireland
UK and Britain
UK and Great Britain
Is it alright to say I am very concerned ‘In the England and London’, we live such a life where the government tax us to death, where schools do not educate, where a grand piano can not be refunded till next day, where ‘S’ for sugar makes a mistake…
Is it alright to say, I am very concerned we the undereducated are what you created, oh Government of charities, you need a tune to keep my urge moving. But Sir, why my petition has to be a competition?…
yohara reckons:
Well, well, well this is for all those who know their own Shakespear’: thanks to a grand piano I learned that the own UK government still does not know that Wales belongs to the United Kingdom.
I purchased a grand piano a few days ago for only £7000. When the grand piano arrived to my saloon I gave a big hug to the two strong men that moved the piano into my property, I was so glad. When they left after I signed the invoice I surrendered to my new grand piano. But sudden I was disappointed that the beautiful instrument was not the one I wanted, it was not the same-one I purchased online, originally I wanted a piano with three pedals not with two pedals. I phoned straight to the piano warehouse and they apologized that they do not have the one I wanted with the three pedals. I tried to make my complain to the Consumer Direct Government Department about how to get my refund with not complications.
I learned that the own UK government still does not know that Wales belongs to the United Kingdom. Here, here: http://www.consumerdirect.gov.uk/after_you_buy/know-your-rights/SGAknowyourrights/
Q- (…)What can I do to claim against the seller if they still don’t honour my rights?
A- In the UK and Wales as long as the value of the claim does not exceed £5,000 you can file a claim with the small claims court for a modest fee and without the need for a solicitor, your local Citizens Advice Bureau can advise you on how to make a claim, in Scotland in the Sheriff’s court the value of a claim can be up to and including £3,000 you do not need to appoint a solicitor but court and legal fees may apply.(…) You can find the full text at the end of the government web-page, here, here: http://www.consumerdirect.gov.uk/after_you_buy/know-your-rights/SGAknowyourrights/
Where it says ‘In the UK and Wales as long as the value of the claim(…)’, I thought Wales was in UK already, am I wrong? It would make sense if they say Wales and the rest of the UK, or England and the rest of the UK, etc…neither UK and the rest of Wales…
I am not a grammar slammer, but you may be surprise to learn that this government’s petitions are only obsessed to recognize other peoples grammar mistakes. The person who reads the petitions does she have a poor mental condition to miss the point of my petition? where-it-says-Southwark-it-should-says-Southwark, where-it-says-Lambeth-it-should-say-Lambeth, where-it-says-beign-it-should-say-being.
Where -it-says-constituncies-it-should-say-constituencies, where-it-says-specialy-it-should-say-specially, where-it-says-accompaiment-it-should-say-accompaniment…
well I recognized that my mistakes are very romantic, of course I am not going to be very apologetic to you, but I think the government has a terrible title by now for messed up the geography of the United Kingdom.
I was bored, so I decided to write those piano petitions -’about pianos’- yeah! that are not being used for professional pianists in open public spaces like churches, schools, and play centers. But know I discovered it is not the government fault at all, the new charities are ruining the life of kids everywhere to lower our musical culture standards to gutter levels.
Yohara
February 12, 2011 at 6:44 pm