“I’m Getting Bored Of Mike Dance” Said He

Posted by Andrew @ February 2nd, 2010 10:33 pm. Filed under: Anything I Want Is A Human Right — Tags: Michael Dance —

Bring Smoking in Public Back … Its Our Human Rights!!!!.

by Michael Dance

We as humans we have a right to smoke where we want.. If you want to cut down on smoking well make it the law to have a non smoking area. Smoking in well known in pubs and that’s why they are popular, You increase the tax on drink and cigs but you then ban the most British thing in the world. We are known for smoking in pubs. Bring It Back!!!

“We as humans we have a right to smoke where we want.”

Michael Dance’s other human rights include: watching the football in a pub, four pints of Carling a night, and beating his wife. He doesn’t have a wife but it’s his human right to have one so if nobody marries him in a week the state must appoint a wife. She has to be hot. And to like being tied up.

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