Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow

Posted by Ben @ January 12th, 2010 6:56 am. Filed under: Batshit Mental Rants,I Could've Looked This Up But Instead I Watched Countdown,I'm serious!,Is Research The Same Thing As Making Shit Up? Good.,There's No Time For Thinking! — Tags:

by Nicholas Fox

The world is not facing a threat from global warming, but global cooling.

In Europe, most of the USA and even in Asia, including China, many of us in the early days of 2010 are currently experiencing extreme cold weather.

I call on the government to increase taxes – and to spend the revenue on sun farms. A sun farm would use electricity to power huge lamps that might heat an area the size of a small town.

I have studied temperatures globally over the last few months and if the world continues to cool at the current trend the whole of humanity is threatened.

Of course! It’s all so simple!

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Gneekman reckons:

The planet’s been cooling over the last few months? Wait… I think this has maybe happened before… one year ago, perhaps?

January 12, 2010 at 8:05 am


drustvold reckons:

I like how scientists have been telling us that each year its been getting warmer, and warmer in temperatures never recorded before, but 1 year its a bit cooler and suddenly there is “proof of no global warming!” One idiot a trend does not make.

January 13, 2010 at 9:13 am

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