24
Nov
You Carn’t Do That!
Posted by: Ben in Clearly You've Thought This Through, My Other Car Is Another Car, You Know - We Haven't Banned Anything Lately., spelin an grammer
by Jessica WilliamsMy petion is a request for a day were all cars are to be left and home and to spread an eco message.
“Sorry sir, I’m afraid I can’t come into work today. Why not? Well, if you’ll look at your calendar…”
A problem shared...
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The British Government, bless their little cotton socks, have a website where any member of the public alert enough to operate a computer can start an online petition to the Prime Minister. This blog charts the dumbest of them, as they are submitted.
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