Go To Your Barracks And Think About What You’ve Done

Posted by Ben @ November 23rd, 2009 10:21 pm. Filed under: Duplicate Petitions,Hanging's Too Good For 'Em!,These Kids Today With Their Modern Haircuts And Hippetty-Hop Music,You and What Army? — Tags: Mr Alan Mann —

All of these “enforced National Service” petitions are, I am sure, having a detrimental impact on my blood pressure. I may stop sharing them entirely. For now, though, here’s another one.

Consider having serious trouble making youths at secondary school to be considered for National Service.

by Mr Alan Mann

This may help and / or stop the violence that is currently happening in the UK with respect to other people’s lives. If this was compulsory then it may even make them think before some of their atrocious actions. Incidentally if this became a prerequisite, this law may be helping out more than one person in the future.

Sigh. I need to see a doctor. This isn’t healthy.

(Sidenote: I like to think that Mr Alan Mann is that gormless fella from Little Britain who went into a toy shop looking for a pirate memory game suitable for children between the ages of 4 and 8).

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