Reject Rednesday III: Army of Darkness

Posted by Ben @ November 11th, 2009 4:07 am. Filed under: I AM TALKING!,I Have A Sense Of Perspective: Problems That Are Far Away Appear Small To Me.,I Pay Taxes So You Have To Do Anything I Say,Presumably The Prime Minister Is Not Too Busy,Reject Rednesday,Rejected Petitions,spelin an grammer,That'd Be Nice,The Nasty Television Upset Me!,What A Dick,What A Load Of Bankers,Young, Dumb, And Online — Tags: James Harris, Jonathan Hall, kennerz of kennerz, Kimberley Petts of Fareham college, Ms S Winter-Smith, Theresa —

It’s Wednesday, and that means it’s time to pick at the Reject Bin and see what the British Government had too much common sense to allow the public to sign.

reduce spending on tanks, nuclear weapons, aircraft carriers and so on and instead create an elite ninja force.

by Jonathan Hall (rejected)

This elite ninja force (which should be named NINJA: National Interest Ninja Japanese-y Awesomeness) would take on most of the killing people-type jobs the armed forces have to do so they could concentrate on shouting at people.

I believe this would greatly reduce the government’s spending on defence, thus freeing up more money for education and health.

Brilliant.

Ema.

by Kimberley Petts of Fareham college (rejected)

i feel that the govement should give any student who is in higher should recieve EMA its only fair if we study and work hard to get Ema its not fair when you look at our parents wages and go by that because it is not about the parents its about us and if this does happen you might get more people to study in college rather than them being unemployeed.

Yes, it’s the £30 a week that’s important. Those qualifications you get when you finish college aren’t worth the paper they’re printed on.

Lower The Price Of Freddo Bars Down Back To 10p.

by James Harris (rejected)

Ever Since The Price Went Up 5p Due To THe Credit Crunch, A Lot Less People Have Purchased Them. I Personally Used to Purchase Several A day, But Nowadays I Buy None.

This is definitely an issue that needs to be addressed.

STOP GIVING AWAY HARD-EARNED TAXPAYERS’ MONEY TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES. WE DESPERATELY NEED IT IN THIS COUNTRY.

by Theresa (rejected)

Because nobody needs that money more desperately than Great Britain. Right?

explain to the UK public what, exactly, is money ~ how is it created, by whom and for whom?.

by Ms S Winter-Smith (rejected)

Ms Winter-Smith probably posts petitions on the government’s website specifically to see it get rejected. I bet when one slips through the net she has a proper little tantrum.

ban pop factor strickley come dancing big brother etc.

by kennerz of kennerz (rejected)

enough said

Indeed.

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Catherine reckons:

As a resident of the Discworld, Ms. Winter-Smith should ask Mr. von Lipwig how the money is made. There’s an edifying book on the subject.

November 12, 2009 at 8:43 pm