Posted by Ben @ November 4th, 2009 12:24 pm. Filed under: Can't someone else pay the tax?,I Am A Brain!,I AM TALKING!,I Petition The Government To Your Name Here,Not actual justice -- just what I wanted. Which is basically the same thing.,Nothing Should Ever Change!,Only joking!,Please State The Nature of the Medical Emergency,Reject Rednesday,Rejected Petitions,Thank You For Coming -- It's Been Very Useful,The Nasty Television Upset Me!,What A Load Of Bankers — Tags: Anthony Franks OBE of The Franks Family, Christian Dwyer, Colin Andrew Brown, JANET, Jim Hackett of none, mr iain musgrove, Paul Nosprout of Nosprouts, Richard McManus —
That’s right folks, it’s time for another slice of general ignorance!
by Christian Dwyer (rejected)
I think it is unjust and unfair that we have no choice but to pay a television licence to the BBC but they only produce 4 episodes of the massively popular soap ‘EastEnders’ per week. This is probably the second most popular BBC broadcasting after the news. It is almost unanimous national opinion that there should be a new episode aired on Wednesdays, Saturdays and Sundays, where there currently is not.
Unjustified self-entitlement – it’s what Britain does best.
ensure that summer is longer, warmer and more enjoyable for the good citizens of this great country.by Anthony Franks OBE of The Franks Family (rejected)
It is far too cold far too soon. The government should establish an all party summer steering group to ensure that summer is longer, sunnier and warmer thus creating a happier workforce who will work longer, harder and more productively. This will drive down debt, increase our GDP, put smiles on our faces and generally improve the standard of living. Really. Promise. Life is too short to live in the dark and to be perpetually grumpy. Let the sun shine in, let the sun shine on.
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius! The age of Aquarius! Aquarius! Aquarius!
by Jim Hackett of none (rejected)
He has praised Ireland on there yes vote When do we get ours. please make this known to him.
I’m sure he’ll get right on that.
by JANET (rejected)
this has to be the most unfairist allowance.my child cannot continue with his education because we are just over the threshold and cannot afford to send him. but my husband goes out to work and pays his taxes to pay some other kid it, joke
That’s brilliant. Brilliant.
Of note, incidentally, is this petition by “mr iain musgrove” which has been rejected for a reason I haven’t come across before:
Which is a bit odd. Let us continue:
by Colin Andrew Brown (rejected)
Taking away medication for Epilepsy will cause so many problem’s for these people like myself since I have Nocturnal Epilepsy my medication has been very helpful. The suuden taking away of someone’s medication could also take away someones freedom that they have been giving because of the help from thier medication. So please don’t take away thing’s that help people daily living and helps with the rquirements that the medication is used for
Keep things as they are presently, and don’t give any consideration to that thing you’re not giving any consideration to. Gotcha.
by Richard McManus (rejected)
Change the law to ensure that when a Bank makes a mistake that results in costs to it’s customer the customer can charge the bank a penalty fee of £50 over and above recouping the actual costs of the mistake.
0800 Reverse indeed. Incidentally, whenever I post a new petition here I always type in part of the petitioner’s name to see if we have anything by them already to cut down on tag duplication. I gave me no end of delight to go over to the “Post Tags” text field on WordPress and type in “anus”. I’m sure that speaks volumes about my intellect. Certainly it speaks volumes about how tired I am right now.
by Paul Nosprout of Nosprouts (rejected)
I, the creator of petition do ask all normal humanoids, to stop the comsumption of all dishwater-tasting vegetation.
But… I like sprouts.