Posted by Ben @ November 28th, 2009 10:34 am. Filed under: Duplicate Petitions,Exclamation marks!!!!,I Petition The Government To Your Name Here,I'm Religious So You Have To Do Everything I Say,Reject Rednesday,Rejected Petitions,Thank You For Coming -- It's Been Very Useful,The Sad Clown,We Don't Take Kindly To Your Type Rahnd These Pahts,You Know - We Haven't Banned Anything Lately.,spelin an grammer — Tags: colin west, Jan Kozminski, Linda Homan, Miss Heidi Thomas, Mr Glen Robson, r gillespie —
This week’s Reject Rednesday takes place on a Saturday, because I want it to. So let us once again trawl through the ePetition site’s Reject Bin and pay heed to the braying and neighing of farmyard animals.
by Linda Homan (rejected)Please stop all migrants entering the UK. This includes our European partners. Residents from Europe should be allowed in at the rate of one UK person leaving – let in someone from Europe. This is a small island that is already overcrowded and we are facing huge unemployment without additional people. The argument that migrants help with work can no longer be used. We the British people are not prejudiced. However, if we are to remain the great nation that we have always been, we need to stop the madness that migration is bringing all over this wonderful country of ours!
Yes, because the “madness” going on in the UK these days is solely because of people clawing their way onto our shores like mindless zombies, hungry for the brains of employment, nourished only by the knowledge that the job they’re doing now has been stolen from a hard-working Brit.
The problem with people like this is that they’re complaining about immigrants taking our jobs in one breath, and then decrying “Benefit Britain” in the next. The irony of this is just sickening.
Posted by Ben @ November 28th, 2009 12:47 am. Filed under: Duplicate Petitions,I'm Religious So You Have To Do Everything I Say,We Have To Save Christmas!,Work Around My Delusions Dammit! — Tags: Kevin Bradley —
by Kevin BradleyChristmas Day is just that,one day,but now seems to last for three months or more.From sofas to food to presents we are bombarded day after day,week after week in the shops and on television from as early as September with companies trying to take money from us for Christmas.They don`t care about us,they just want as much of our money as possible.Quite apart from most people being driven mad,becoming sick and tired of the whole thing,so many people who can least afford it are spending much more than they can afford,causing untold hardship year after year.Indeed,many people are still paying for last Chrismas when the next one is on our screens.This used to be a time of year to look forward to but sadly,few now do. If Christmas was condensed to just the month of December it may re-kindle peoples enjoyment of it,helping them to possibly spend less and bring back the true meaning,which is not to line the coffers of big business. It is,after all,supposed to be a time for us to celebrate the birth of Jesus.
Poor guy. He takes this so seriously.
Posted by Ben @ November 28th, 2009 12:39 am. Filed under: Can't someone else pay the tax?,Duplicate Petitions,That's SO UNFAIR! I HATE YOU! — Tags: Tony Humphreys —
by Tony HumphreysI request that the Government scraps any plans to add 50p a month tax to phone lines to subsidise further broadband roll out. It is wholly unfair to tax my phone line to pay for someone else’s broadband, and it is as simple as that. It is recognised that rural areas do suffer a slower connection and higher costs, but they have fantastic views, clean air and a safer environment – its a choice people have to live in the country – and a decision they take. Please see sense, and stop this poll tax – broadband is not a vital service.
We’ve gone over this before – it’s 50p. All that means is you get to yam one less Kit-Kat in your gob every month. Can you really be so hard-off that you can’t make do without that extra £6 a year?
Posted by Ben @ November 28th, 2009 12:33 am. Filed under: Hug A Granny,I AM TALKING!,I Am A Brain!,What A Dick — Tags: MR PAUL HODGKINSON —
by MR PAUL HODGKINSONAll people should be allowed to drive between the ages of 16 – 70 in the UK. There is now free transportation on trains/buses for old people so the licence should be removed/handed in at the age of 70! This would allow the working people to use the roads – reduce traffic on the highway – lower the amount of fumes that harm children in cities. The “Old Driver” often goes along extra slow causing a hazard and is very unaware of the modern traffic conditions.
What a kind, considerate human being you aren’t.
Posted by Ben @ November 28th, 2009 12:28 am. Filed under: Anything I Want Should Be Free,Everyone Stop What You're Doing Because You're Mildly Inconveniencing Me,spelin an grammer — Tags: Mr William Taylor —
by Mr William Taylorhips are not working they are an extra expence plus no one takes a blind bit of notice of them. Nobody wants them apart from the Government because they collect the vat from them another stelf tax.
Posted by Ben @ November 28th, 2009 12:15 am. Filed under: Duplicate Petitions,Invading The Animal Kingdom,Really Epic Duplicate Petitions,There's Already A Solution But Don't Let That Stop You From Bothering The PM,This Is The Worst Kind Of Discrimination! The Kind Against Me!,Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children? — Tags: Cathy Connor —
Remember Cathy Connor’s petition to prevent landlords from “discriminating against children”? Well apparently she sent it twice as today the ePetition admin team, in their endless, bounteous wisdom, authorised another, identical petition. It has one minor difference from the one we shared yesterday – an additional “s” in the URL. Genius.
Posted by Ben @ November 28th, 2009 12:09 am. Filed under: Clearly You've Thought This Through,Gibberish,There Their In They're House,What A Dick,Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children?,spelin an grammer — Tags: ms gayle eaton —
by ms gayle eatoni think that a parents responseabilty is to always ensure the safety of there own children, and putting them in the risk area knowing that 7 outa ten somthing was too happen then that parent must be proscuted in the same catagory as the abuser in my eyes its knowing whats going to happen before it dose and all along the parent could of protected the child. but turned a blind eye
Rocket surgeon!
Posted by Ben @ November 28th, 2009 12:05 am. Filed under: Everyone Stop What You're Doing Because You're Mildly Inconveniencing Me,My Other Car Is Another Car,That's SO UNFAIR! I HATE YOU!,There's Already A Solution But Don't Let That Stop You From Bothering The PM — Tags: Mr Timothy Tiernan —
by Mr Timothy TiernanWe believe that the practice of Police Officers hiding behind bushes or on bridges above roads etc is unfair and, especially with the latter, there can often be no way for the driver to confirm the speed he or she was driving (by seeing the read-out on the ‘Speed Gun’) before being issued with a fine. This requires the driver to take the Officer’s ‘word for it’ which is unfair and goes against their Human Rights. At the least, any evidence should be supplied to the driver before a fixed penalty notice is issued and enforced. We believe that Traffic Police should be a visible deterrent, not a hidden punishment and finance gathering system.
Surely the better, simpler solution is to not go over the speed limit. It’s really easy – you just take note of the posted speed limit, and then make sure your car doesn’t go above it.
Posted by Ben @ November 28th, 2009 12:02 am. Filed under: Anything I Want Should Be Free,Young, Dumb, And Online — Tags: Miss Hannah Moseley of Perins Community School —
by Miss Hannah Moseley of Perins Community Schoolthat may be College or Technology College . This is because it costs so much for students to get to and From education and may not be able to afford to go to the College they wish or need to go to for their future.
D’awwwwww.
Posted by Ben @ November 27th, 2009 5:49 pm. Filed under: Genius!,Invading The Animal Kingdom,Maybe... but not for THAT reason,That'd Be Nice,Video,spelin an grammer — Tags: Jessie Russell —
by Jessie Russellevery one dissevers a chance in life…even animals! so why coop them up all day? they need to be free to make their full Potential so please sign this petition to free their lives…
I’m sharing this petition not because I have a problem with preventing cruelty to animals, but because I think the notion that being couped up on a box is the only thing stopping a chicken from writing an award-winning novel or from becoming a Fireman is a fundamentally comical one.
Of course, the obvious solution is this:
Posted by Ben @ November 27th, 2009 5:37 pm. Filed under: George Orwell Had The Right Idea,I Could've Looked This Up But Instead I Watched Countdown,Is Research The Same Thing As Making Shit Up? Good.,Join the Fight Against Nebulous Bad-Sounding Things!,Xenophobia — Tags: Ian Dobison —
by Ian DobisonThe current position at UK border points is that visitors who are allowed to enter the UK who have had to apply for a Visa are not then actively counted back out again when they are required to leave. For example if they were to overstay their visit nobody would actively go to seek them, or even be aware they hadn’t left the country.This effectively means that once they are admitted they could stay indefinitely. The USA has a proper system in place for all visitors who enter their borders with visa’s and they have, as a result, much better control of their Borders and Immigration Issues.
You’ve never actually been to America, have you?
Posted by Ben @ November 27th, 2009 4:39 pm. Filed under: Anything I Want Should Be Mandatory,Duplicate Petitions,FREEDOM!!,Invading The Animal Kingdom,This Is The Worst Kind Of Discrimination! The Kind Against Me! — Tags: Mr Jan Paul Giergiel —
by Mr Jan Paul GiergielRenting a property should not be the pain it is at the moment, as a Renter myself I am fed up of Landlords feel that they can dictate how you should use the property that you are paying them handsomely to occupy.
I believe that a landlord should only be able to demand that the property is in the same condition at the end of a tenancy as when the tenancy began. I feel it is unfair that they can impose silly restrictions i.e. No Pets. I feel that this is an infringement of ones human rights, I think that as owning becomes further and further away from the average person the tenant MUST be given more rights and freedom during a tenancy.
But it’s not your property. It’s theirs.