Batshit Mental Rant Trifecta Complete

Posted by Ben @ October 28th, 2009 3:54 am. Filed under: Batshit Mental Rants,Hang on -- This Should've Been Rejected,It Says So In The Daily Mail,Nanny Knows Best,Please State The Nature of the Medical Emergency,Sorry, What Was I Talking About?,Thinking Things Through Is Just Not British,This Is What We're Outraged At This Week,This was Yesterday's News Ages Ago,Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children?,spelin an grammer — Tags: Jacki Goodall —

I’m sharing this one for a number of reasons, which will hopefully become painfully apparent once you’ve read it.

Return Children to overweight mother.

by Jacki Goodall

I am petitioning on behalf of that poor woman who had her children removed right down to her newborn. What a lot of heartless scum social services are. They need to look after children that are really suffering the way little baby P did. what is the issue with the social services their brains in their arses? What’s wrong? The poor fat lady too happy for them? Will they now remove every kid who happens to be fat, whether the family is happy loved and cared for? All overweight parents in the UK are now going to panic and go on drastic crash diets. in case the same fate happens to them. There are cases of parents who really harm and neglect their kids that are swept under the carpet. like baby Peter and then we will get “Oh dear we’re sorry it wont happen again” Bullshit it will, They allow abused kids to go back 4 more abuse then slam a poor family who happens to be fat what next? Give the lady her babies back. What social services have done is dam cruel. I would like people to sign this petition for parliament, and hopefully force the people who call themselves God to give the poor lady a break and give her children back. I am totally disgusted! Great Britain? There is no Great Britain or a United Kingdom.

Let’s just analyse it for a minute…

• Jacki, in her infinite wisdom, seems to think that taking a baby away from an obese woman will automatically mean the baby will go into an abusive home, because once some people did some pretty mean things to a baby that was actually their own biological sprog.
• Jacki, being the genius she is, assumes that all fat people in the country are the sort of person who jump to unrealistic conclusions based on single-instance occurrences. Every fat person with kids will begin “crash dieting”, she reckons, because they’re terrified the same thing will happen to them. As opposed to, y’know, using their deductive and reasoning skills to work out that actually no, it probably won’t.
• The Government said they’d try their best to ensure things like the Baby P case didn’t happen again, which Jacki and her ilk take to mean “It’ll never happen again, ever, we promise,” which is frankly a promise no one can keep.

Frankly, I am surprised this petition got approved. I’ve seen far less insane rants get rejected, and this one even includes abusive language which is usually an automatic rejection. What’s going on, Number 10?

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