Posted by Ben @ October 1st, 2009 10:01 pm. Filed under: "Making Britain Great Again",spelin an grammer,That'd Be Nice,Thinking Things Through Is Just Not British,You Know - We Haven't Banned Anything Lately. — Tags: Mr. Lucio Milisci of Lucio Milisci —
by Mr. Lucio Milisci of Lucio MilisciThis petition is aimed at banning parking penalties and car clamping from the United Kingdom. Suggested alternatives are points on the driving licenses or use more the technology and human resources available to educate drivers with their parking habits. Parking fines and car clamping (and its related enormous charges) cause too much grievance to the population at a time when we need to pull together to make this country Great again.
There is so much wrong with this plan. For a start, “points on the driving licenses”? Generally when a car is parked there’s no one in it – who, then, should the points be given to? You can’t prove who was driving the car at the time it was parked, and you can’t put points on the licenses of everyone insured on that car because then… well, people’d moan.
Secondly, “use more the technology”? Really?
Finally, the solution to your predicament is this: Don’t park where you’re not supposed to, you fucking plum.
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Maybe he was cross because he thought other people might believe that he is a plum. Now then, if he knew he wasn’t a plum, would he give a shit what anyone thought about the probability of him being one?
If he is indeed a plum then he might not want anyone else to know it. His crossness maybe came from anger, which comes from fear. Fear of what? The fact that others might know he is a plum?
Low self esteem maybe?
But, Sir… ยป Blog Archive » When Fruits Go Bad! reckons:
[...] may remember recently Ben referred to one of our intrepid heroes as a ‘plum’. He’s done this before and doubtless he’ll do it again. But this one was very cross [...]
October 15, 2009 at 1:03 pm