Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 7:18 am. Filed under: "Making Britain Great Again",Anything I Want Should Be Mandatory,Everyone Stop What You're Doing Because You're Mildly Inconveniencing Me,I'm serious!,So I Just Type What I Want Here And The PM Has To Do It?,spelin an grammer,Thank You For Coming -- It's Been Very Useful,There's Already A Solution But Don't Let That Stop You From Bothering The PM,Unreasonable Demands,What A Dick,Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children?,Work Around My Delusions Dammit! — Tags: mr martin dawkins —
by mr martin dawkinsand bring back family life
If you want “family life” just keep your family locked in the house on Sundays and play Scrabble or The Game Of Life or something. Alternatively you can let them get on with their lives as if Sunday were any other day of the week. Which, incidentally, it is. You pillock.
Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 7:12 am. Filed under: Unreasonable Demands,We Don't Take Kindly To Your Type Rahnd These Pahts,What A Dick,Xenophobia,You and What Army? — Tags: John Ray —
by John RayIllegal immigrants found entering the country or wanting to enter should be given a choice. 1. They can become citizens of the UK after 10 years of Army service. This would include serving in Afghanistan. 2. Immediate deportation back to their country of origin. These should be the only choices given to these people.
Mr. Ray later went on to say, “I hate foreigners, and basically what I’d like is for them to go out and just kill each other to death.”
Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 7:08 am. Filed under: FREEDOM!!,Hanging's Too Good For 'Em!,Join the Fight Against Nebulous Bad-Sounding Things!,Just Like That!,These Kids Today With Their Modern Haircuts And Hippetty-Hop Music — Tags: Jason Taylor —
by Jason TaylorThe streets are no-go areas – too many law abiding citizens are prisoners in their own home. ASBO’s, control orders, electronic tags etc DO NOT WORK. The UK has a higher violent crime rate per 1000 residents than the USA and even South Africa.
We demand tougher, longer prison sentences for thugs, feral teenagers and gangs.
We demand that the police respond to all incidents in a timely manner and follow through with ALL available tools.
Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 1:01 am. Filed under: Hadrian's Firewall,You Know - We Haven't Banned Anything Lately. — Tags: Miss Jane Broderick —
Yet another petition posted by someone who clearly doesn’t have any understanding of just how the internet works.
by Miss Jane BroderickPro-anorexia websites or pro ana websites as they are often known, praise dieting and weight loss to the extreme encouraging young girls to become dangerously thin. Anorexia is a very serious disease that can cause health problems for example infertility in women and even death.
Hundreds of these dangerous websites are easily viewed on the net which encourage young and impressionable girls and boys to lose weight using drastic and unhealthy measures.
The websites give ideas on how to hide anorexia and bulimia from doctors and parents. Images of skinny celebrities and clearly anorexic girls are praised and used as inspiration.
Often pro-ana websites feature a tips section; one of the suggestions on a particular website encourages young girls to ‘Eat in front of the mirror. Hell, eat in front of the mirror naked and see how much you want to eat then’
Currently Government recommendations about keeping children safe online do not specifically address these websites. This needs to be changed and this is where you can help!
Protect your children, your friends, your family, the world from these terrible websites, sign this petition to ban them!
Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 12:59 am. Filed under: Can't someone else pay the tax? — Tags: Mr Mark Morris —
by Mr Mark MorrisWe pay enough for poor broadband speeds as it is with a tax on it, never mind those who do not have/want broadband.
A controversial broadband tax should be law before the next election, according to Minister for Digital Britain Stephen Timms.
The 50 pence a month tax applies to everyone with a fixed line telephone.
Speaking at a debate in London, Mr Timms said the tax will be presented to parliament as part of the Finance Bill.
You’re seriously complaining about having to pay £6 extra tax a year? Oh, do fuck off, will you?
Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 12:54 am. Filed under: A Rose By Any Other Name Would Be Less Funny,Anything I Want Should Be Mandatory,Couldn't If He Wanted To,Hanging's Too Good For 'Em!,It Says So In The Daily Mail,Join the Fight Against Nebulous Bad-Sounding Things! — Tags: mr Alex \penn —
by mr Alex \pennNobody likes terrorists the people who bring hate to our world. So why are they being let go for health reasons. What about the people we lost during 9/11 or 7/7 what about the people we could have lost in other attacks which were stopped. they shouldnt be allowed out of their cell keep them in there for the rest of there life. They are horrible, disrespctful self centred cowards lets see how they like it when they will never see outside again
…but every other sort of criminal is basically alright.
Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 12:45 am. Filed under: Batshit Mental Rants,Exclamation marks!!!!,Gibberish,spelin an grammer — Tags: Mr Pete Rhodes —
by Mr Pete RhodesHere is an idea to create employment in the deprived area of east Yorkshire :
Build a ( nother ! ) bridge across the River Humber. Of course the nay sayers, the ‘Moaning Minnies’ those with a negative approach to life will say that there already is one. However, when that bridge was built it was the longest single span suspension bridge in the world in 1981, but time, technology, standards have moved along – exponentially !
The Severn has more than one bridge spanning it, the Thames has more bridges than I can count !
Now one may object to this suggestion on the basis that there is no possible economic or geographic reason. But to those people I say:
” bring back Barbara Castle ! ”
It never bothered her !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 when she got drunk in 1966 and said
” You should have a bridge — yes – yes – yes ! “
So, to bullet-point your arguments:
That’s one good point out of six. Not doing too well there, Mr Rhodes, are you?
Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 12:24 am. Filed under: Don't Worry About What THEY Want,We Petition The PM To Climb This Wall Of Text,Xenophobia — Tags: John Bray —
Restrict Immigration in line with policies already established by Australia, New Zealand and Canada.by John BrayMigrants wishing to work or stay in the UK must have pre-arranged employment and sufficient funds to support themselves for a fixed period. Migrants to adopt the British way of life with a test Inc British His, Geog, Politics and com skills. Migrant workers not allowed to claim benefit for a period of 1 year. Illegal immigrants + those claiming asylum (already passed thru safe countries) to be immediately returned to their country of origin regardless of possession or not of documents. Illegal immigrants claiming asylum (not passed thru a safe country) to be detained identities can be verified and assessments made of their contrib. to UK. Those immigrants to immediately find work and not allowed to claim benefit for a period of 1 year. Immigrants breaking UK law to be immediately evicted from + returned to their country of origin, no prison sent. to be served in the UK. The above immigrants will be banned for life from UK soil. No immigrants to be accepted from other EU countries unless they meet the above requirements. A family member or members in the UK or a large similar community resident does not qualify immigrants for entry into the UK.
To ensure fairness everyone in the UK should be forced to take the exact same tests, and anyone who fails gets deported. I’m safe because I moved to America two years ago, so they needn’t bother testing me. But you, Mr. Bray? How much do you know about British History? Geography? Politics? I shall be frank with you: I have my doubts.
Posted by Andrew @ September 26th, 2009 2:21 pm. Filed under: Democracy? Isn't That The One Where You Do Everything I Say?,Don't Worry About What THEY Want,Rejected Petitions — Tags: c dobbins, Hamish Scott —
by Hamish Scott (rejected)Any petition with more than 6000 (roughly 0.1% of the population) signatures should be held as a national referendum. The reason for this is many petitons with a great amount of signatures are being ignored even if they are in the interest of the people. To hold a national referendum for every petition would mean people voting all the time, but having an opportunity every month for people to vote on petiton that have more than 6000 signatures would be true democracy.
Yes, let’s waste everybody’s time holding pointless referendums where uninformed people take legally binding decisions about moronic policies concocted by people with IQs in the bottom tenth of a percentile, and which they haven’t the time to consider properly! Democracy, arguably, but basically oppression of minorities. And you can’t want that, can you?
by c dobbins
Oh right okay you do.
Posted by Andrew @ September 26th, 2009 2:10 pm. Filed under: "Making Britain Great Again",It's Just A Little Request...,Join the Fight Against Nebulous Bad-Sounding Things!,Rejected Petitions,Thinking Things Through Is Just Not British — Tags: Jack Lawner, Ryan Blakeley —
by Mr. Jack LawnerEveryone is sick of the nanny state. Except it seems, the men and women who sit in Parliament ‘running’ the country. We need people to make intelligent decisions that don’t encroach on the private lives of the general public. A good example of the Nanny State is the smoking ban, you may agree with it but wait. Consider the men that used to sit at the bar in pubs and clubs and smoke and drink into the night. They were inside and didn’t make noise, therefore not keeping young children, mothers, fathers, and old people awake. Now however, these men have to go outside and smoke, bringing their pints along with them. Speaking from experience, they are incredibly noisy and bad language is consistenly used. they just create bigger problems for the wider community. STOP THE NANNY STATE AND GIVE BRITAIN BACK TO ITS PEOPLE.
And everybody’s happy now the bad thing’s gone away.
by Ryan Blakeley (rejected)I am part of the ‘young generation’ and I know that Britishness is rapidly disappearing.
This is not a BNP-type protest or an anti-islam one however I can say that our children are becoming evermore Americanised. I hereby call on Gordon Brown to bring back Britishness.
I would like to add that I think that to avoid a BNP-like take on Britishness then our children should be educated one our country, past, present and future. This will give them an educated view of their country and also they would have more respect for others around them, young and old.
Thankyou
And everybody’s happy now the good thing’s here to stay.
Posted by Ben @ September 25th, 2009 12:01 am. Filed under: I Am A Brain!,So I Just Type What I Want Here And The PM Has To Do It?,Thank You For Coming -- It's Been Very Useful — Tags: Alex Parsons-Moore —
by Alex Parsons-MooreThe use of heavy goods vehicles in an urban environment creates an unacceptable level of danger to cyclists. This petition calls for legislation to be implemented in order to reduce the risk to cyclists.
Rather than just saying, “Do something!” while waving your arms around in a pantomime manner, why don’t you actually offer suggestions for how to make it safer?
Posted by Ben @ September 24th, 2009 11:58 pm. Filed under: Please State The Nature of the Medical Emergency — Tags: Mrs Louise John —
by Mrs Louise JohnThe charity For Dementia, provides a vital service called “Admiral Nurses” who are specialist dementia nurses, working within the NHS, providing advice and support to carers of people with dementia. Unfortunately there are not enough Admiral Nurses in the country. Supporting people living with dementia is a national priority, as set out in the National Dementia Strategy. As Patron of For Dementia, John Suchet says, “Having access to an Admiral Nurse is currently a postcode lottery. How can that possibly be right? Every dementia carer should have access to an Admiral Nurse.” The number of people living with dementia is forecast to double within a generation. By 2025 there will be over 1 million people living with dementia in the UK. I urge you to provide more Admiral Nurses now.
I’m not against this petition at all – in fact I think there probably should be more Admiral Nurses to help those with dementia – but the problem here is Louise’s wording and the expectation, it seems, for Gordon Brown to somehow just be able to pluck more Admiral Nurses from the air.
