Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 7:02 pm. Filed under: I Deserve Free Money!,Young, Dumb, And Online,spelin an grammer — Tags: master christopher norton —
by master christopher nortonstudents are low on money and paper rounds are low so i think students 13 and over should get E.M.A
Aww, bless him.
Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 7:01 pm. Filed under: Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children? — Tags: thomas bowman —
Thomas Bowman is obsessed, obsessed with your kids and toilets. Yesterday he asked for the outright closure of public restrooms that don’t have security monitoring them. A couple of months ago he petitioned to have security at every stall.
What’s he asking for today? Well, besides the previously mentioned break to welcome the clearly batshit insane Pope into the country, he’s also asking for this:
by Thomas BowmanYoung children using unsupervised toilets are in great danger. Predators and perverts prey on the vulnerable. Many parents are unaware that these men loiter in and around them. Children are abused and their innocence violated by these evil uncaring men. Legalise the education of children as a matter of urgency. Mothers and fathers truly care.
This is not, in itself, a bad idea (although it may be a cause of concern for those people who don’t want kids learning about “sex and that” in school). That being said, Mr Bowman seems oddly compelled to constantly and consistently nag the Prime Minister about this topic. There’s something oddly unsettling about the way he writes about it.
Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 6:55 pm. Filed under: I Could've Looked This Up But Instead I Watched Countdown,I Have A Sense Of Perspective: Problems That Are Far Away Appear Small To Me.,I Pay Taxes So You Have To Do Anything I Say,Lies Damn Lies And Nonsense Statistics,Stop Spending My Money On Things I Don't Understand. — Tags: Cary Thornton —
by Cary ThorntonI have paid taxes for 42 years and have never been to the South Pacific. I find it incredible that I can sit in North Yorkshire and see the effects of so called “global warming” without going to the far side of the planet.
My petition is to STOP so called “explanatory visits” to anywhere outside the U.K. by members of both houses in relation to this wicked and unproven diagnosis – the prognosis of which is entirely unfounded and unproven.
But if you offer to take Cary with you next time, he wouldn’t mind.
Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 6:51 pm. Filed under: I'm Religious So You Have To Do Everything I Say — Tags: thomas bowman —
by Thomas BowmanMay the holy father continue to speak the “truth” and may God continue to bless him.
Well at least Mr Bowman had the decency to put the word “truth” in quotation marks.
Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 6:43 pm. Filed under: Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children? — Tags: Nick Grierson —
by Nick GriersonThis enables less money to be spent subsidising over-large families, helping to reduce the deficit
Plus it provides entertainment to parents of larger families, who can watch their children duke it out over who gets to eat dinner that night.
Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 6:40 pm. Filed under: I'm Religious So You Have To Do Everything I Say,Please State The Nature of the Medical Emergency,What Would Idiot-Jesus Do? — Tags: irene taylor —
by irene taylor of connected togetherThis petition has been set up because more and more Christians in this nation are under attack and are being threatened in their jobs, in their churches, and in their neighborhoods. We feel that more and more pressure is being brought on us as believers by Islamic, secular and humanist groups. This nation was established on Christian principles. Our Christian heritage has brought change to this nation: hospitals, schools, an end to the slave trade, and community welfare, to name but a few. We are in danger of turning our backs on our national character in the name of political correctness. We take extreme care not to offend those of other faiths, or no faith, Christians and their faith are offended, and threatened with the legal action and loss of employment, with impunity. Although we often think that persecution only happens in other nations and cultures, Christians are being persecuted almost daily here at home.
There is no place for a Magical Space Wizard within the NHS – the budget won’t stretch that far.
Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 6:35 pm. Filed under: The Nasty Television Upset Me!,You Know - We Haven't Banned Anything Lately. — Tags: Richard Griffith —
by Richard GriffithIt can be reasonably assumed that it is acceptable for the government to curtail the freedom of speech of people who wish to stir up hatred against people who do not share their beliefs. As such I would like to propose a ban on Anti-Tobacco campaigning on the grounds that it often promotes hatred towards tobacco companies, their owners and their customers, as well as other groups whom do not share their views.
Anti-Tobacco campaigners often intentionally cause me and many others a great deal of alarm and distress by placing under threat our ability to conveniently purchase tobacco products (which would thereby cause us to suffer from withdrawal symptoms) and telling us we are going to die. It is unacceptable for someone to intentionally cause another alarm and distress. Anti-Tobacco campaigning must be banned.
Fuck off.
Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 6:32 pm. Filed under: Can't someone else pay the VAT? — Tags: Jeanette Lovelock —
by Jeanette LovelockI wish our country would lead the way and adopt a one-time tax regime. Tax on wages from employment only. Simple.
Okay! Lovely! Let’s try that out now, shall we? We’ll start by taking your wages, taking out Nation Insurance and so on. Now we’ll calculate potential savings taxes and VAT while also removing from your wages any potential taxes that may pop up over the next two weeks, then we’ll it’s gone.
Your wages have gone.
Next, please.
Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 6:28 pm. Filed under: I'm Religious So You Have To Do Everything I Say,There's Already A Solution But Don't Let That Stop You From Bothering The PM,What Would Idiot-Jesus Do?,Why Should I Have To Go To Work?,Work Around My Delusions Dammit! — Tags: Christopher Childs —
by Christopher ChildsThe current legislation does not protect christians from working sundays, we wish this to be changed.
There’s already a solution to this – just don’t work Sundays. And if you get fired from your job then, well, one could argue that’s your fault for believing that a Magical Space Wizard has given you a whole day to do bugger-all in.
Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 6:23 pm. Filed under: I Have A Sense Of Perspective: Problems That Are Far Away Appear Small To Me.,We Don't Take Kindly To Your Type Rahnd These Pahts,Xenophobia,You and What Army? — Tags: Ms Jacqueline.Hanna —
by Ms Jacqueline.HannaSurely funding the Pakistani goverment to train and secure their country is enough for Britains involvment in its progress.Please consider bringing our British men home, instead increasing the police force and improving the home office checks on new visitors to our country and re-interviewing those who claimed their passportd within the last 5years should be enough to secure the country within.spend the money inside and for our country.
Yeah. I mean, it’s not like we all live on the same planet, is it? Fuck foreigners.
Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 6:16 pm. Filed under: I Have A Sense Of Perspective: Problems That Are Far Away Appear Small To Me.,So I Just Type What I Want Here And The PM Has To Do It?,We Don't Take Kindly To Your Type Rahnd These Pahts — Tags: jay stewart —
by jay stewart
…And any of those other dark countries.
Posted by Ben @ September 29th, 2009 7:24 am. Filed under: Anything I Want Should Be Mandatory,George Orwell Had The Right Idea,It Says So In The Daily Mail,Sex! Sexy... sex!,There's No Time For Thinking!,Unworkable Ideas,Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children?,spelin an grammer — Tags: thomas bowman —
by thomas bowmanParents do not realise the danger of letting children use toilets alone,vulnerable adults, youths and children should be protected when using toilets. Our open,liberal society encourages perverts and paedophiles to use these facilities as meetings, matings and worse rape or abuse children.
Lovely. Just when you think Britain has had enough of the whole “Nanny State” thing, someone like Thomas Bowman comes along and tries to make the Nanny State even Nannier.