Dear Gordon, Please Legislate To Bring In People To Watch My Children Pee

Posted by Ben @ July 1st, 2009 5:27 pm. Filed under: I Am A Brain!,It Says So In The Daily Mail,Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children? — Tags:

by Mr Thomas Bowman

All public toilets should have an attendant if children use the facilities, this should be enforced by law. Children are especially vulnerable in cinemas, parks, funfairs amongst other establishments. Sexual perverts hunt young people in these toilets and damage them forever.

I don’t know what would be creepier: Going into a public toilet and finding it empty, or going into a public toilet to find that there is some strange man staring at you the whole time. The whole time. And it’s not just that public toilet, it’s every public toilet. Every public toilet, everywhere, forever.


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