I Love Lamp

Posted by Ben @ January 6th, 2009 12:58 pm. Filed under: I Want To Watch Sports For Free,Invading The Animal Kingdom,That'd Be Nice,The PM Is The Bloke Who Runs The Football Right?,Unworkable Ideas,We're British, Dammit!

by Trina Tanner

I feel that the alcohol aisles in supermarkets should be hidden away. Non-drinkers and recovering alcoholics find these ailses are a real problem when we go shopping, in my local store there are 4 of them and in the summer the seasonal aisle also becomes full of it also. Alcohol is a awful drug and causes to many problems in our communities, costs the nhs a lot of money and ruins lives. Also if the goverment can force or pass a ruling to hide cigarrettes under the counter in shops and supermarkets why not alcohol.

We’ll just throw a blanket over the booze aisles. No one will find them then.

by Joanna Strickson

We ask the prime minister to change the way the law is written for household pets. Outdoor pets that are attacked by dogs do not have the same rights as livestock. Dog Owners can get away with having dangerous dogs attacking pets in people’s own back gardens because these animals under the current law means nothing. The Dog Owner would only face charges if the dog attacked a person. This is unfair and the dogs that attack these helpless creatures in their cages or in their runs get returned to their owners for their owners to allow them back out coursing devestation once again. These dogs should be destroyed once they have tasted blood then they are killers.

A rather neat idea until you remember that certain residential zones don’t allow you to keep livestock.

by Vaughn Burns

premier league matches should be shown live on BBC1, BBC2, ITV1, CH4 or Five so that less unfortunate football fans who cannot afford the disgusting prices to attend matches or pay to watch it on sky sports/setanta sports can watch it

Bugger off.

by F.E.Sharpe of Individual

Please vote to keep the conventional british 100-watt light bulb

Oh, come on. If you’re going to write an utterly stupid petition, at least have the decency to back up your ridiculous request with some kind of reasoning.


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    But, Sir… ยป Blog Archive » Statistics! (Not just made up numbers! Oh, no!) reckons:

    [...] 1% of all petitioners believe that something being British is better than something being good, 1% o…, 1% of all petitions are unclear on what they want, and a further 1% hates them for their choice of terminology: Protect Britain from extremism. by Daniel Robbins [...]

    January 7, 2009 at 7:30 pm


    PaulPower reckons:

    I’m surprised Andrew hasn’t mentioned how much he hates bloody lightbulbs.

    January 8, 2009 at 4:23 pm

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