Posted by Andrew @ January 31st, 2009 9:01 pm. Filed under: ...Or Else!,I Pay Taxes So You Have To Do Anything I Say,I Want To Watch Sports For Free,Lies Damn Lies And Nonsense Statistics,Lord Knows I Ask Not For Myself,Not actual justice -- just what I wanted. Which is basically the same thing.,Rejected Petitions,Stand Back! I'm Going To Try SCIENCE!,We Have To Save Christmas!,We The Undersigned Just Lost The Game.,What Would Idiot-Jesus Do?,spelin an grammer —
Brace yourselves. This is amazing:
The tradition of public houses in England dates back centuries. They play a vital role in social cohesion and the relaxation and de-stressing of the majority of people. Health studies show that a Type A personality, an inability to release stress, is a greater predictor of cancer than smoking. If the unintended consequence of the smoking ban is the loss of this vital safety valve the overall health of the nation may suffer.
It is a simple matter of legislation to achieve the benefits of non smoking and the benefits of the public house by offering a choice, a basic human right, to be staffed and frequented by those who choose to be there.
The Department of health’s figures on which the government supports its legislation are highly misleading. They focus on the benefits of compliance and disregard the psychological and social health benefits of the public house.
- 98% compliance only means we abide by the law.
- 76% of people in support (and even 55% of
smokers in support); This suggests 55% of smokers support the law while only 21% (76% – 55%) of non smokers do; a highly dubious finding.
- 87 % of businesses said …. only means the public abide by the law.
Oh, my God, you don’t understand anything. The attempt at mathematics is my favourite bit, but the criticism of the compliance statistic for not referring to support is a stroke of genius too. I feel like I have to invent about six new categories just for this one idiotic demand. Also, indulging your dangerous drug addiction in other people’s workplaces is not a ‘basic human right’, you utter dick.
In view of the government’s recent re direction of tax payers money
I would like part of my tax payers money to ensure that National team sport can be seen on terrestrial TV.
British sport should be viewable to all in Britain. Our children deserve it.
Viewing sport in this country should not be elitist
Bonus points to Fake Keith Jones for combining the usually separate categories of I Want To Watch The Football For Free and Lord Knows I Ask Not For Myself. But mostly, shared for his delightful butchered phrasing ‘my tax payers money’. He has his own tax-payer.
We the undersigned demand the right to test each Taser on each individual police officer and the Home Secretary before each weapon is released to a FULLY TRAINED officer. We further demand that all officers to whom these weapons are released are fully trained to handle these firearms in order to avoid the abuses we have already seen both in this country and others where they are used. This is in order to reduce the demand for release of these weapons to under-trained and untrustworthy police officers by a Home Secretary who is never likely to be on the receiving end of one unlike perfectly law abiding members of the public who are constantly at threat from under-trained, lazy, or generally uncaring and incompetent police officers. This is not to defame all police officers, but power leads to abuse – it is a fact, and the public need protecting.
That would be ‘no’.
this is going to be epic fail
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It must be stopped!
Realistically, how likely was Brown to watch Dragonball Evolution anyway?
This version of the song is a disgrace to the word “music”. The whole programme has proved itself to be a vehicle in the destruction of credible music. Music stores should be forced to replace the above named version with copies of more credible versions, to include, but not limited to those by Leonard Cohen, Jeff Buckley and John Cale.
This would go right against the separation of morons and state.
We are, the celtic people, are tired of living under the Tyranny of the Queen and her goverment, we want to be free like we once were. We Want a Free Scotland, a Free Wales and a United Ireland, and wont stop until we have it!
Then don’t ask like a git. Have you seen the queen? She’d be a rubbish tyrant. Can’t even control her own family.
Due to the spirit of christmas vanashing we might as well make a token gesture every leap year. With a ban on decorations any where before the 14th December , especially in retail. We can then return to once a year when the season of good will and not commerce is recognized . Let’s kick the mighty £ out of Christmas.
Anyone?
It has come to our attention that the cessation of “the Game” shall only come into effect once the prime minister announces this on national television… As foretold by the prophecy handed down to us throughout the ages by the nameless ones.
Until then the disruption and frustration of near certain loss shall continue.
Not enough xkcd here.
Sceintific discoveries are now uncovering a link between psyche and disease. As this link becomes more apparent the government policy of using cigarette packets to advertise and promote disease will be recognised as misguided.
You’d have to be pretty determined to nocebo your way into dying of cancer.
Clearly, with a vote so resoundingly against Manchester’s proposed congestion charge, those who supported the yes campaign and the millions of pounds of wasted public money on the referendum should be held accountable. They are evidently so out of touch with the people they purportedly represent to deserve being removed from office.
I live in Manchester and the last people I want running the place are the cretins who make up the general population.
this petition is to try and stop retailers opening on boxing day
Because..?
We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to do everything in his power to exercise justice for responsible pensioners who verifiably paid their statutory dues during the working life through income tax, national insurance contributions, SERPS or private pension, but who are currently denied access to council tax relief, rent allowance and cold weather payments.
This petition recognises that the government exercises a threshold for access to social security benefits but urges the Prime Minister to review the existing ceiling in respect of responsible pensioners in the light of the spiralling cost of living and the hardship it is inflicting on these marginalised senior citizens who, having made voluntary provision for retirement, are now increasingly obliged to resort to using meagre savings to meet their statutory obligations.
This petition further urges the Prime Minister to consider exempting marginalised pensioners in their seventies, eighties and beyond from paying council tax.
Fair enough, probably, but I’m posting your petition because you’ve defined ‘justice’ to mean ‘what I want just now’. I have a category for that and I’m determined to use it because it’s a Peep Show quote. If you want something, ask for that. Don’t just generally demand ‘justice’ and expect everyone to know what you’re talking about.
Posted by Ben @ January 27th, 2009 10:30 pm. Filed under: I AM TALKING!,I Am A Brain!,I Deserve Free Money Because Of The Credit Crunch,Maybe... but not for THAT reason,Unworkable Ideas,You Know - We Haven't Banned Anything Lately.,spelin an grammer —
Allowing anyone to grow hemp for food would benefit the enviroment and health of the nation also growing hemp on unused land would reduce or slow down global warming
Not that I’m against the growing of hemp – it’d make a very good biofuel, or so I’m told – but I can see this sort-of being abused a bit. See if you can work out how.
As a business man, having run my own business for 20 years. I know for certain if v.a.t was none existant the cost of living, would be reduced dramactically. This would then kick start the economy as average working class people would have more money in their pockets. Thus making the public more confident to borrow and spend. In my opinion if this is not done immediatley the country will be in the biggest recession since the 1920′s. please abolish v.a.t for up to 1 year and then bring it back in at around 5% to be increased up to around 10% in late 2010
Actually, cost of living would go up because they’d have to tax you some other way to make up for the lost revenue. You clod.
to save Harmaondsworth cementery from the third runway and let our loved ones rest in peice. why do this to such a nice quite area why ruin a peice of History and why distroy peoples lives just leave it alone
Good idea, but you probably should have asked someone who can actually construct a coherent sentence to write this petition for you.
When I wish to travel, e.g. to Scotland or to the Pyrenees, I find that it is much cheaper by plane than by rail. I understand that this is because there is no fuel duty or VAT on aviation fuel.
Please level the playing field so we can afford to travel by the most environmentally friendly means!
Can’t ever happen, won’t ever happen. Other countries such as the US don’t charge tax on fuel used for aviation purposes, so if the UK started airlines would just buy their fuel elsewhere.
As the only option for law-abiding citizens who have no shame in wanting to pursue a certain path, alcohol does more harm than good. It costs families, individuals, their friends and lovers, the NHS so much.
The well respected adage that ‘everything in moderation’ is ok, is not possible when there is only one option. It is best to go one way or another, and not sit on the fence.
Certain people will never change. That’s life and it’s their chosen course, how they choose in their minds to live it to the full.
I believe that the problem will never conveniently disappear until we go one way or another, and that as we seem so intent on going one way then we should put our hearts where our words are and see what happens.
Let’s see how certain folk react when deprived of their drug of choice. Will they all get fat on bacon butties? Will they turn to shrooms or something even harder? Good people are suffering because they are only free to indulge in one thing, and the issue is never going to disappear as long as that thing remains freely available alongside the prohibition of all else.
Stuart Cross, DEFENDER OF THE EARTH, has apparently never studied the history of Prohibition. Or, at the very least, he’s never seen that episode of The Simpsons where the sale of alcohol is prohibited and Homer becomes the Beer Baron.
Posted by Ben @ January 27th, 2009 9:23 pm. Filed under: Twitter,Website News —
But, Sir… is now on Twitter. Mostly this is a convenient way of moving the blog update notifications off of my own personal Twitter feed, but we may also use it to call attention to petitions from time to time.
Posted by Andrew @ January 26th, 2009 7:15 pm. Filed under: Already The Case,Anything I Want Should Be Free,Apostrophe's,Not Government Business,Rejected Petitions —
As a gay man i think it would be nice to see cartoon makers creat gay / lesbian cartoon’s on children’s t.v as the goverment are wanting us all to be more politically correct. the makers of television progams ie emmerdale farm and coronation street have bought is gay actor’s

Currently veterinary surgeries charge exhorbitant fees for drugs, in some cases more than twice the price these can be obtained through the internet. Vets have now begun to charge for prescriptions in line with this Government lifting the ban on charging, leaving consumers in a trapped position of having either to pay for massively over-priced drugs, or buying from the internet AND having to pay a vet extra costs
If you want to keep an animal in your house, you can damn well pay for it yourself. If nefarious vets are price fixing, complain about that — don’t capitulate and demand I foot the bill.
Oh, and…

Pursuant to that law, provision must be made that every householder of old housing stock in GB & NI be given the sum of £1,500 towards the purchase and installation costs (owners of multiple houses will only be paid the gratuity once to keep them in line with single property households) of installing said windmills. Owners of apartment blocks must install windmills of sufficient power to run the entire block of apartments, they will be paid a proportion of their set-up cost. Local councils and housing associations will have to comply with this law, by installing windmills on all of their properties, they will receive government grants to cover their set-up costs also. Where a house holder is an elderly disabled person or couple, the full cost of installing a windmill on their property should be born by the DWP. 2020 should be the target for completion of this scheme.
There’s no way that could get annoying. Can we not use solar panels like sensible people?

I mean, did you even think about this?
The large scale expansion of many High Street Grocers has, and is still having, a devastating effect on many small independent businesses. Our High Street are on the verge of complete meltdown. An alternative approach would be to control or restrict what a particular retailer is allowed to sell. For example would there be wider benefits it supermarkets were not able to retail alcohol products and to buy such products you went to a specialist retailer that only sold alcohol. There are many examples of where control can deliver significant and wider benefits. We seriously need to address the preditory tactics laws to protect the wider business community.
Surely that’s just absurd? It’s illegal to sell tomatoes and vodka in the same shop? I have to make two trips to buy one cocktail? Isn’t that just massively inconvenient for no particular reason?

Seriously? Are you actually serious?
Posted by Andrew @ January 24th, 2009 12:15 pm. Filed under: Couldn't If He Wanted To,Not Government Business,Oh Yeah? Let's See You Write A Better Petition!,Really REALLY Bad Ideas,Rejected Petitions,There's Already A Solution But Don't Let That Stop You From Bothering The PM,We're British, Dammit!,Why Should I Have To Go To Work? —
Many people don’t work but get their rents and council tax paid plus receive other benefits. I want all unemployed people to get income support plus a housing allowance of fifty pounds per week if they don’t live in rented accomodation but have a mortgage. Rent money paid to the unemployed at the moment pays off the landlords mortgage and this should be capped at a fair level to encourage work. I live in a leasehold flat and get no help with service charges in times of unemployement – the housing allowance would help pay these charges and stop me from facing court action.
Yes, but the benefits paid the the unemployed also fund Tesco, and they’re rich. Why not complain about that? And why not complain that the unemployed get benefits while the workers are expected to manage without? I don’t understand how people can so fundamentally miss the point of benefits. To each according to his needs, I thought it was.
Given the condition of the roads, not all the taxes collected for the purpose of road repairs, “Road Tax” is being used. Every driver knows when they almost wreck their suspension on a daily bases they are overpaying for the upkeep off the roads. It is shameful the UK Government are taxing motorist to such an extent while funding private company’s bad securities.
No, what you want is “Fix The Roads”. There is no actual connection with ‘road tax’ and ‘tax money which is spent on roads’, and nor should there be. Frankly, you should worry about any tax named after what it’s spent on rather than where it comes from. I agree that it’s not really on for the government to tax motorists so much when the roads are as rubbish as they are, but you can’t expect all tax revenue from cars to be spent on making it easier to drive around: that would fly in the face of the government’s stated ‘green’ policy and what they’d do with all that tax they collect from smokers I have no idea. A much better idea would be this petition which was posted about the same time.
Under the current system, a litre of petrol has levels of duty placed on it and then VAT is applied like any other good. This means that in effect people are paying tax on tax. This is unjust and unfair. Instead the duty should be applied after the VAT is applied to the undutied petrol. This should reduce the price of petrol by quite a lot.
No, this is massively irrelevant. Fuel duty is controlled by the need for taxation and the desire to deter people from using it without good reason. The price and total income are factors, not the actual percentage or pounds-per-litre value of the duty. If they stopped adding VAT to duty, they’d just increase the duty by 17.5% and you’d have to pay more for the rest of the year.
Action needs to be taken against Mr Stringer for his outrageous claim that dyslexia doesn’t exist.
Mr Stringer describes dyslexia as a "cruel fiction" that should be consigned to the "dustbin of history". He believes the reason many children cannot read and write properly is that the wrong teaching methods are used.
Unfortunately, if he researched dyslexia he would have found out that it is a lot more then just "not being able to read or write" You can be the most intelligent person in the world, but with dyslexia you just need a supporting hand to help you organise muddled thinking, something which is most definitely not due to “bad teaching”
How on earth can he state that dyslexia doesn’t exist when he is used to interpreting things one way, used to seeing things one way?
An open letter to the people of Blackley,
As you may know, at the last election you voted for Graham Stringer to be your representative in Parliament. Unfortunately, I must tell you that he recently wrote a column in which he made some factually inaccurate claims about dyslexia. I am therefore sorry to inform you that as of Monday he will be sacked from his role in government and you will have no voice. Please make a better choice next time.
Yours forever,
Gordon x
PS. There is no way this system could be abused so please don’t take this the wrong way.
Gordon Brown is not the boss of the Internet.
GORDON BROWN IS NOT THE BOSS OF THE INTERNET!
Marketing folk seem determined to ruin classic confectionary / chocolates by renaming them to ostensibly make them more easy to understand. Or something. It defies logic. It’s stupid. Please stop this.
‘The noisette triangle’ is now ‘the green one’. Why isn’t the new Audi R8 called ‘the fast one’? Why isn’t an old English sheepdog called ‘the fluffy one’?
It’s stupid, that’s why. Bring back the old names.
And don’t even get me started on Cadbury removing crunchies from Heroes. That’s offensive.
I hate myself for agreeing with every word of that.
Now that mop-head Jeremy Clarkson has been seen assulting Ian Hislop on Have I Got News For You, with a deadly weapon (namely a pen), isn’t it about time that these obviously dangerous writing implements were banned.
This was rejected because “It was intended to be humorous, or have no point about government policy”. I think I know which.
You should move to Zimbabwe. You can’t buy a bottle of coke for less than Z$1 billion there.
I petition the prime minister to ban the building of skyscrapers in London.
London is packed full of beautiful pieces of traditional grand British architecture and to ruin that with building a tall glass box I think is wrong and not supporting the traditional heritage of our great country.
When people want to see skyscrapers they go to New York or Chicago when people want to see grand pieces of traditional European architecture on the grandest scales they come to London or go to Paris.
I understand that they are needed for the financial sector but are they?
London still manages to be one of the biggest financial centres in the world with a relatively low skyline that provides us with a beautiful view of our ancient historic capital city.
Some kind of system of planning permission might be in order, then?
Posted by Ben @ January 23rd, 2009 1:56 am. Filed under: I Am A Brain!,I Have A Sense Of Perspective: Problems That Are Far Away Appear Small To Me.,I'm Keeping The Whole Class Back,Maybe... but not for THAT reason,Nothing Should Ever Change!,Presumably The Prime Minister Is Not Too Busy,Racism,Unworkable Ideas,We're British, Dammit!,What Would Idiot-Jesus Do?,Young, Dumb, And Online,spelin an grammer —
The Union Jack has stood for 200 years, DON’T CHANGE IT NOW!
I didn’t know they were planning to.
Marriage is making a solemn vow by two people between man and God to live together till death. Therefore it should be for life. If a person knowingly marries another through deception, and it is found out that there was a hidden agenda and achieve British status however, long when it is discovered the status should be removed from the person and then deported.
I want to agree with you, but you appear to be under the impression that marriage now is exactly the same as it was in the 30s. God, whether you believe He exists or not, has bugger-all to do with marriage today. You plumb.
Ryde council tax UP 6%. Even though house prices have fallen?!
A reminder: The global economy is down the shitter. Try to have a little perspective, will you?
We ask that there be less rules to get a job. The requirements take too many months to go through before a position can be filled. Such as Social Work. This causes too many vacancies. Too much unemployment for those waiting to get a job. Too much burdon on benefits. Too much danger for unhelped clients who can only get agancy assistance. Barbara Ross – Social Scientist – Harmony Care Markets
Firstly, “less rules”? “burdon”? “agancy”? Where the ruddy Hell did you get your degree as a Social Scientist? Because if it’s the same place you learnt English, You may want to double-check their credentials.
Secondly, what rules? Last time I applied for a job, it was easy – I applied by sending a CV, went for an Interview, then hoped for the best. That’s more or less a three-step process, or a two-step process if you only count the ones that actually involve actual effort on your part.
In its time this store has been the back bone of the musicians and music lovers alike, the staff have been instrumental in creating and cultivating exciting events and concerts and must be kept open.Don’t let local independant record shops be pushed out by bigger shops just because its more financially viable! It shuts in February, don’t let that happen!
Clearly the locals think differently, otherwise they’d have shopped there more.
Many people are using the British freedom of demonstration to riot and loot. Many of these people have no loyalty to Britain and show this by flying foreign flags. To stop liberty’s being taken I suggest that anyone flying a foreign flag should face breach of the peace charges.
Fuck right off, will you?
The amount of serious homophobic bullying and abuse going on in our schools is out of order,
As a support member of stonewall I have heard the cases of young teens wanting to end their lives at such a young age due to the torment they get from other teens at school and teachers are not doing anything about this. The United nations has demanded something to be done about this issue last year.
its time for your government to protect these children and bring in tough messures to try and prevent this abuse going on
not only does it mentally scar them in later life but the effects on their education and well being is being is a serious issue and a call for action,
A noble suggestion, but short of giving every bully in the country a lobotomy there’s no way to actually stop bullying of any kind.
Or, basically, make England more like China.
In winter daylight is short and if a school finishes at 3:15 there is no time for the pupils to go out and relax with peers. In the summer it sometimes get really hot and pupils get restless and can’t consentrate from 3 o’clock onwards. Signing this petition will give school pupils a more comfertable day in school.
The top signature aptly sums up my thoughts on this one. I also question the age of the petitioner, so this get classified under “Young, Dumb, And Online”.
Posted by Ben @ January 20th, 2009 5:43 pm. Filed under: Anything I Want Should Be Free,Everyone Stop What You're Doing Because You're Mildly Inconveniencing Me,George Orwell Had The Right Idea,I Deserve Free Money Because Of The Credit Crunch —
As a hard working graduate professional I should be able to afford to purchase a single bedroom flat. Instead the influx of rich and lazy landlords have bought up every suitable property and caused the ridiculous rise in housing prices. We can use the current slump as a new start and reignite the housing market while giving less wealthy people a chance on the housing ladder. Stepping stones aren’t enough!
This just strikes me as silly.
To protect UK manufacturing jobs and the recession hit motor industry from complete collapse the Government must reduce the level of VAT on the sale of all new motor vehicles manufactured in the UK to 1%. This reduction must be fairly offered across the board to all vehicles regardless of engine size.
To avoid potential deflation while buyers wait for the reduction in the VAT payable the reduction must be backdated to January 1st 2009.
The reduction in the VAT burden on consumers is cheaper than paying for tens of thousands of people out of work claiming benefits and the collapse of the remaining manufacturing sector in the UK.
This reduction will demonstrate the Government is serious about protecting jobs and industry.
Where do you think that VAT goes to? The moon? The Government take that, and if they don’t have it they have less money to do… things!
Hospital parking fees are nothing more then a tax on the sick. Many hospitals are situated out of town centres and the only way to reach them is by car. The parking fees are unnecessary and extortionately high in this economic climate. We urge the government to either lower hospital parking fees or scrap them completely.
I’ll misquote myself from an earlier post about stopping hospitals from charging fees for things:
Yeah! How dare the NHS use the revenue generated by these [parking fees] to pay for things like improving facilities, covering basic operation costs, and caring for… our… er… oh.
Posted by Andrew @ January 19th, 2009 8:56 pm. Filed under: Not Government Business,Rejected Petitions,So I Just Type What I Want Here And The PM Has To Do It?,Stand Back! I'm Going To Try SCIENCE!,Why Should I Have To Go To Work?,Young, Dumb, And Online —
Admit it, Karl…
Woolworth’s is one of the last remaining retail trading stores is part of our British Culture.
It’s what good old Britain stood for.
What is happening to the country forget the banks forget the stock market it’s only people in jobs that keep the economy alive.
No Jobs = no one buying cars or houses or high street spending, enough is enough act now and sign this petition. I DON’T THINK ANYONE UNDERSTANDS THE DETRIMENTAL EFFECT THIS WILL HAVE ON SMALL TOWNS LOSING A KEY RETAIL PLAYER.
The impact on towns such as Leominster, Herefordshire how attractive will some of these towns be when its gone!!!
…you’ve been watching too much Heroes, haven’t you?
We at the 28hr day party herby petition the Prime Minister to enforce a 28 hour day with an immediate effect. The people of this fair isle require more sleep and ‘ rest time ‘. Maybe 24hrs in a day was fine in the 1950′s when commerce wasn’t as fast moving and demands so great. However ‘ times change ‘. Making this radical move will also help you. So help others and at the same time help yourself and they will help everyone help each other through times of help.
We await your response
The 28hr a day Party
So, either some kind of giant rockets to slow the Earth, or we ignore what time it is everywhere else and opt for 51.429 second minutes.
More details cannot be shown
Yes, because who needs an economy?
We as European Playstation Network users believe that we are being treated unfairly and dismissively compared to the US and Asia, in terms of PSN content and more specifically in the on-line application Playstation Home.
SCEE should be providing a better service in terms of content and additions to Playstation Home instead of adding items now and again, and charging us heavily for them. The US and ASIA versions of Home have much more locations at their disposal. SCEE has provided a substantial amount of broken promises, and let us down many a time.
All we ask, is that we receive our fair share of PSN content in and outside of Home, to rival that of our friends in the US and ASIA.
You could buy something good in the first place. Or you could buy the first thing you see and pester the PM to fix it.
The head of the Childrens Oxford Dictionary has decided that words like:nun, christian ,vicar,pew,bishop,monk,aisle, carol are no longer required in the book.The reason was that people don’t go to church as much. This is not acceptable and believe that all children should have the right to learn. Learning should not be about whether people attend church or not. Please sign if you want these words back in. Thank you
I agree, and furthermore, just because children don’t go to particle physics laboratories much, why should the Children’s Oxford Dictionary exclude the words proton, lepton, neutrino or cyclotron? I think kids would like the word ‘cyclotron’. It’s awesome.
We would like to see civil service brought back for all 18 year olds, as we belive this would teach the younger more respect, and make them more civilised in the community. It will also make them more disciplined and make them morally stronger within the community.
So we believe all teenagers, except those with disabilities, should be made to join the Raf, Army, or Navy when they leave school.
I’m not sharing this so much for the dumb idea, but for the confused terminology: nobody is an 18 year old “until they are 21″ and 20 year olds are not teenagers. (And personally, making me angry and training me to kill would probably not increase my usefulness to society.)
The resolution of the current financial crisis and our future competitiveness as an economic power rely on society being more of a meritocracy, rewarding those who put the most in to our society.
Hang on, Gordon Brown is specifically failing single people? (There’s a David Blunkett joke in here somewhere.)
All elections to have an entry added that says “none of the above”. This would allow those of us disillusioned by our choices of representatives to vote clearly and explicitly.
When we do not want to vote for one party we do not need to vote for “the other party” to express the negative, instead we can vote for “none of the above” meaning that we don’t like any of the options better than none.
While proportional representation has some democratic merits it tends to favour stagnation over change. If we feel there is no need for change we can vote for “none of the above”.
The proposal is that those who vote but choose “none of the above” can be counted as well as those who choose not to vote and these figures can be shown along side the highest votes thereby showing just how popular or unpopular the elected person is.
This should mean that any would-be-politicians need to come up with suggestions, words and/or promises that are more believable than “none of the above”. This changes the emphasis from the voter being to blame for not voting to the politician needing more popular policies.
I’m not really against the idea of adding an abstention option to the ballot, but if you think there’s no need for change then vote for the incumbent!
Posted by Ben @ January 19th, 2009 8:14 pm. Filed under: Duplicate Petitions,I Am A Brain!,Just Crazy Enough To Work —
It seems there is no courtesy these days when people apply for jobs and do not get a response back. It does not take five seconds to write a standard letter back to the person and tell them yes or no – without the applicant having to wait ages just to get a response.
Chris Gaynor just can’t handle rejection.
John Farrow doesn’t like doing maths.
I and others find as commuters we are regularly having to stand up and travel on trains due to insufficient seat availbility. The train companies do not seem to be doing anything about it. We would like the train companies not to be able to charge more than one third of the normal fare for standing passengers that are being ripped off from high fares and unable to travel in comfort on the trains.
K Parvez doesn’t understand how booking a ticket on a train works. Look, K, buying a ticket isn’t a promise that you’re going to get a seat. There’s usually no seat reservation, no reserved place for you to sit. You get on, and if you get to sit down you’re lucky. Stop moaning.
Posted by Ben @ January 16th, 2009 1:16 pm. Filed under: I AM TALKING!,Not Government Business,Not actual justice -- just what I wanted. Which is basically the same thing.,Presumably The Prime Minister Is Not Too Busy,Really REALLY Bad Ideas,Rejected Petitions,Sorry, What Was I Talking About?,This Is What We're Outraged At This Week,Young, Dumb, And Online —
It’s my turn to have a look-see through the rejected petitions, and… wow.
This is a serious petition and not intended to be humorous. Life should mean life for all murderers, rapists, paedophiles etc. I propose however that televised gladiatorial matches should be created for the prisoners to fight in. For every victory they earn 1 day off their sentence. The victim/victims family get to choose how the loser is punished. Proceeds from the matches go to victim support, hospitals, education and science only.
This seems, more or less, to be a combination of the plots from Gladiator and The Running Man.
We feel that this country has gone OTT in its attitude to smoking. We have accepted the smoking ban in public places with very little problems – probably because as a group we have great consideration for others. But how much further is this persecution going to go – will it be soon any films showing people smoking will not be allowed to be screened on TV. Will non-smokers not be allowed to see great films such as the Guns of Navarone.
…What?
To reveal the identity of The Stig (as seen on TV show Top Gear). The identity of idols should not be concealed.
I think it’d be a better idea to ask the Prime Minister to tell us what’s really happening on “Lost”. And, uh, this petition probably wasn’t posted by our own Andrew. Probably.
Baby P? Are people still talking about that?
I believe it’s about time we had Wrestlemania in the UK or ATLEAST a PPV, over the last few years the popularity of WWE in the UK has soared recently announcing record attendance and profit for their UK tour. I think they could start giving us something more though. We need to start a petition to get their attention to show that we actually want it here. The last mania brought a record $50 million us dollars to their economy
Did it? How wonderful!
Posted by Ben @ January 15th, 2009 4:30 pm. Filed under: Just Crazy Enough To Work,Stand Back! I'm Going To Try SCIENCE!,Technology. Tamed.,That'd Be Nice —
Government should have abolished this tax in 1997, nevertheless it makes excuses for not doing so now, such as the recent reduction in Oil prices. In fact they’ve also used the reduction of VAT as an excuse for increasing fuel duty by 2p (which they said in November they’d forego). Mindful of their failures to control spending however, rationing tax reductions is the least they can do. Since the DVLA holds all records of private cars then they could easily issue a ration book or ‘smart card’ (by recorded delivery) so that individuals could get at least 1500 litres of fuel each year without paying this extra tax. It will also encourage people to replace ‘gas guzzlers’ with more economic vehicles, in order to make the fuel go further. This would be in keeping with the tax incentive for CO2 emmissions which also should have been in place for decades. The real problems with CO2 is that manufacturers have failed to use new technology to deliver Hydrogen cars sooner because they say Government didn’t incentivise this. They should have done it themselves as a moral duty under the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.
Maybe the reason we’re not using Hydrogen-powered cars yet is because the concept is a farce.
Posted by Andrew @ January 14th, 2009 6:53 pm. Filed under: Everyone Stop What You're Doing Because You're Mildly Inconveniencing Me,In Which We Mock The Petition Site Itself,Rejected Petitions,Stand Back! I'm Going To Try SCIENCE!,Stop Spending My Money On Things I Don't Understand.,You Can't Spell "Spam" Without The PM,You Know - We Haven't Banned Anything Lately. —
This is new to me: people using the petition site to spam:
ART THERAPY equals SELF ESTEEM.
Presently I am seeking funding to be able to offer my art classes to people with learning difficulties. I would like to be able to pay for a venue, support workers, user transport, and my time to be able to offer free classes to centres for people with special needs. I have a venue that I could use, but need some funding to set it up.Presently I am working at Centre 404 in Camden Road in Holloway with several groups; children, teens and adults with learning difficulties,I would like to able to expand my operation. I have worked previously at the Camden Society and the City Lit. The value of art and music therapy is of tremendous use to individuals in assisting them with communication skills, the expression of emotions and as a way of developing teamwork, motor skills, eye hand co-ordination and ultimately self-esteem. I have designed a series of fun, easy participation art classes. I am open to any suggestion that you may be able to offer to raise funding for this very worthwhile venture.Yours sincerely GERRY LAFFY 07986-376844
gtheartist84@hotmail.com
I mean, really I ought to obscure his email address so that spam crawler bots can’t find it. But instead of that I think I’m going to repeat it in the form of a link in case they don’t spot it. Fair, after all, is fair. To that end, I WOULD LOVE TO PURCHASE A GENUINE DIPLOMA AND SOME PILLS THAT WILL EXPAND MY PENIS. Oh, this makes me angry. It just makes me want to kill Greeks.
the greeks have been totally pining for a war with the UK- behaving arrogantly, being disruptive in the EU… the list goes on. I suggest that Gordon Brown declares war on Greece to show them the consequences of messing with the UK.
But wars are expensive. If we want to raise the capital to raze a capital, we’d better reject this petition:
Government tax us too much, they take advantage of the fact they have all this money and so as a way of paying back all taxes to be reduce to 1% or less. We deserve to treated fairly.
So essentially, ‘ban public services’.
Unwanted faxes offering goods and services that continually come through on fax machines waste time and paper when industry is trying to cut costs. Unnecessary wastage of paper and fax machine use in environmentally unfriendly, wasting resources and adding to glabal warming.
Maybe you shouldn’t own a machine that’s the same as email except that you can’t copy-paste it, it takes longer, it requires it’s own unit and phone line, and it prints automatically because it has no screen. Ban marketing faxes? Ban faxes outright would be more sensible.
I’m not against the idea here, but personally, I’d have picked a deadline in April some time.
We believe that no two murders are the same, and cannot be classed under one offence. We believe in degrees of murder reflecting the severity of the offence. We also believe that the death penalty must be reintroduced ASAP for first-degree murder, as it is a complete nonsense to keep people in jail for "life" for such heinous crimes.
This is pretty vague, but really I share it for the Epic URL Fail.
This is the peoples petition, since people are the true directors of the NHS, and change can only come through them. By exposing our stories and concerns we can hope for true reformation of this system once and for all. Please sign this petition to let The Goverment know that the people want to run their own healthcare service, and care deeply for it.
Thank you.
Official Government Response (really):
Please rewrite your petition specifying in what way you would like the NHS to be changed.
Haha. There’s sometimes no response but patronising, is there?
To base national policy on politicised opinions from the IPCC is folly.
CO2 is an essential trace gas for human existence , not a pollutant.
As is being proved by the continual increase in CO2 levels, whilst temerature levels decrease, there is no relation between the two.
Couple this with the discredited "Hockey stick" in all its incarnations , the truth about the true aim of so called environmental policies is being exposed as taxation , nothing else.
Oh, fuck right off. Just because something is essential doesn’t mean it can’t also be a pollutant. You’d die if you ate no calories. Oxygen is toxic. It’s just a good job nobody does anything about these petitions.
Thousands of e-petitons are signed on this database. Do you think the government takes notice of them? Probably not. Legitimate and successful e-petitions should be voted on prior to the budget and then brought in as a government action and made law.
Like I say, it’s a good job nobody does anything about these petitions.